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That today is National Orgasm Day?

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When's national swearing day?

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When's national swearing day?


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**** knows.

As opposed to Red Nose?

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Come again?

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That today is National Orgasm Day?

I celebrated it twice today.


What you caught hold of the end of a live cable giving you a shock that
rattled that tiny thing between your legs and messing up your kecks as a
result then?

And then the biggest apprentice finally snapped at your antics, and stuffed
your toolbox where the light doesn't shine - and I bet you took that without
it touching the sides?

I hope you cleaned the mess up before you got home?


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That today is National Orgasm Day?

I celebrated it twice today.


A bit more notice would be useful. Guess I'll have to wait until next year.


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Dunno but talk like a pirate day is in September I think.
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Actually research shows that swearing makes you more tolerant of pain.
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Was this in unison or a solo celebration, and more to the point, who has
declared this day of days?
When is international Smug bustard day?

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That today is National Orgasm Day?

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Come again?

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On Wed, 31 Jul 2013 21:11:51 +0100, "ARW"
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That today is National Orgasm Day?

I celebrated it twice today.


A bit more notice would be useful. Guess I'll have to wait until next
year.


It'll come soon enought...

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The apprentice?


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Given that this is a DIY NG..........
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Actually research shows that swearing makes you more tolerant of pain.

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And apprentices perhaps, why else would one swear at them.




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No idea - but today is Yorkshire Day. Whatever that is.

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No idea - but today is Yorkshire Day. Whatever that is.


Indeed. But we will just solder on.



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That today is National Orgasm Day?

I celebrated it twice today.


What you caught hold of the end of a live cable giving you a shock
that rattled that tiny thing between your legs and messing up your
kecks as a result then?

And then the biggest apprentice finally snapped at your antics, and
stuffed your toolbox where the light doesn't shine - and I bet you
took that without it touching the sides?

I hope you cleaned the mess up before you got home?


Time for your medicadtion old chap.


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Tim Watts wrote:
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When's national swearing day?


No idea - but today is Yorkshire Day. Whatever that is.


Does that mean Yorkshire = Orgasm?

In that case, what is the difference between North Yorkshire and South
Yorkshire?

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On Thu, 01 Aug 2013 17:40:38 +0100, ARW wrote:

Tim Watts wrote:
On Wednesday 31 July 2013 21:11 ARW wrote in uk.d-i-y:

When's national swearing day?


No idea - but today is Yorkshire Day. Whatever that is.


Does that mean Yorkshire = Orgasm?

In that case, what is the difference between North Yorkshire and South
Yorkshire?

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Tim Watts wrote:


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When's national swearing day?




No idea - but today is Yorkshire Day. Whatever that is.




Does that mean Yorkshire = Orgasm?



In that case, what is the difference between North Yorkshire and South

Yorkshire?


south yarkshire is Yorkshire - but only f**king just... ;)

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Was this in unison or a solo celebration, and more to the point, who has
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When is international Smug bustard day?


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