I smashed my mobile phone to bit earlier today (accidental).

So I borrowed the next door but one neighbours phone. I found this in the
photos in the camera:-)

That my cat and that's Pauls "driveway"

http://wiki.diyfaq.org.uk/index.php?...Camera_019.jpg


--
Adam

"ARWadsworth" wrote:
I smashed my mobile phone to bit earlier today (accidental).

So I borrowed the next door but one neighbours phone. I found this in the
photos in the camera:-)

That my cat and that's Pauls "driveway"

http://wiki.diyfaq.org.uk/index.php?...Camera_019.jpg


Looks like the cat is taking a dump to me!!

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Toby... remove pants to reply

Toby wrote:
"ARWadsworth" wrote:
I smashed my mobile phone to bit earlier today (accidental).

So I borrowed the next door but one neighbours phone. I found this
in the photos in the camera:-)

That my cat and that's Pauls "driveway"

http://wiki.diyfaq.org.uk/index.php?...Camera_019.jpg


Looks like the cat is taking a dump to me!!

Looks like a big one:-)

--
Adam

In article , ARWadsworth adamwadsworth@blue
yonder.co.uk scribeth thus
I smashed my mobile phone to bit earlier today (accidental).

So I borrowed the next door but one neighbours phone. I found this in the
photos in the camera:-)

That my cat and that's Pauls "driveway"

http://wiki.diyfaq.org.uk/index.php?...Camera_019.jpg



Nice pussy..
--
Tony Sayer

In article ,
ARWadsworth wrote:
I smashed my mobile phone to bit earlier today (accidental).

So I borrowed the next door but one neighbours phone. I found this in the
photos in the camera:-)

That my cat and that's Pauls "driveway"

Crikey. Don't fancy arriving home ****ed there.

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Dave Plowman London SW
To e-mail, change noise into sound.

"ARWadsworth" wrote in message
...
I smashed my mobile phone to bit earlier today (accidental).

So I borrowed the next door but one neighbours phone. I found this in the
photos in the camera:-)

That my cat and that's Pauls "driveway"

http://wiki.diyfaq.org.uk/index.php?...Camera_019.jpg


--
Adam

Love the landscaping

ARWadsworth wrote:
I smashed my mobile phone to bit earlier today (accidental).

So I borrowed the next door but one neighbours phone. I found this in
the photos in the camera:-)

That my cat and that's Pauls "driveway"

http://wiki.diyfaq.org.uk/index.php?...Camera_019.jpg

His drive is ****
Your cat is having a crap on it.

Your cat's crap will look better out of the pair come morning.

"ARWadsworth" wrote in message
...
I smashed my mobile phone to bit earlier today (accidental).

So I borrowed the next door but one neighbours phone. I found this in the
photos in the camera:-)

That my cat and that's Pauls "driveway"

http://wiki.diyfaq.org.uk/index.php?...Camera_019.jpg


--
Adam

Why is your cat ****ting on another man's property?

Mr Pounder wrote:
"ARWadsworth" wrote in message
...
I smashed my mobile phone to bit earlier today (accidental).

So I borrowed the next door but one neighbours phone. I found this
in the photos in the camera:-)

That my cat and that's Pauls "driveway"

http://wiki.diyfaq.org.uk/index.php?...Camera_019.jpg


Adam

Why is your cat ****ting on another man's property?

In this case it was to improve the driveway.

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Adam

On 24/08/2012 6:28 a.m., Mr Pounder wrote:
"ARWadsworth" wrote in message
...
I smashed my mobile phone to bit earlier today (accidental).

So I borrowed the next door but one neighbours phone. I found this in the
photos in the camera:-)

That my cat and that's Pauls "driveway"

http://wiki.diyfaq.org.uk/index.php?...Camera_019.jpg


--
Adam

Why is your cat ****ting on another man's property?

Training.

On Wed, 22 Aug 2012 21:27:10 +0100, "ARWadsworth"
wrote:

I smashed my mobile phone to bit earlier today (accidental).

So I borrowed the next door but one neighbours phone. I found this in the
photos in the camera:-)

That my cat and that's Pauls "driveway"

http://wiki.diyfaq.org.uk/index.php?...Camera_019.jpg

Lucky I don't know where you live or I'd catnap it.


--

On Thu, 23 Aug 2012 23:07:55 +0100, The Other Mike
wrote:

On Wed, 22 Aug 2012 21:27:10 +0100, "ARWadsworth"
wrote:

I smashed my mobile phone to bit earlier today (accidental).

So I borrowed the next door but one neighbours phone. I found this in the
photos in the camera:-)

That my cat and that's Pauls "driveway"

http://wiki.diyfaq.org.uk/index.php?...Camera_019.jpg

Lucky I don't know where you live or I'd catnap it.


Catnap v.t.
----------
To have the intention to bundle a feline into the boot of a car and
drive off but to fall asleep on the sofa instead.

Nick

On 24/08/2012 10:53 a.m., Nick Odell wrote:

Catnap v.t.
----------
To have the intention to bundle a feline into the boot of a car and
drive off but to fall asleep on the sofa instead.

Nick


:-)

"ARWadsworth" wrote in message
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Mr Pounder wrote:
"ARWadsworth" wrote in message
...
I smashed my mobile phone to bit earlier today (accidental).

So I borrowed the next door but one neighbours phone. I found this
in the photos in the camera:-)

That my cat and that's Pauls "driveway"

http://wiki.diyfaq.org.uk/index.php?...Camera_019.jpg


Adam

Why is your cat ****ting on another man's property?

In this case it was to improve the driveway.

--
Adam


Would you like it if my dog had a good **** on your property?

On Wednesday, August 22, 2012 9:27:10 PM UTC+1, wrote:
I smashed my mobile phone to bit earlier today (accidental).



So I borrowed the next door but one neighbours phone. I found this in the

photos in the camera:-)



That my cat and that's Pauls "driveway"



http://wiki.diyfaq.org.uk/index.php?...Camera_019.jpg


A fine example of Do It Yourself, :-@




Adam

"michael newport" wrote in message
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On Fri, 24 Aug 2012 08:04:17 -0700 (PDT), whisky-dave
wrote:

On Wednesday, August 22, 2012 9:27:10 PM UTC+1,
wrote:
I smashed my mobile phone to bit earlier today (accidental).



So I borrowed the next door but one neighbours phone. I found this in
the

photos in the camera:-)



That my cat and that's Pauls "driveway"



http://wiki.diyfaq.org.uk/index.php?...Camera_019.jpg


A fine example of Do It Yourself, :-@




Adam

Ours is one of only a few small front gardens in our street that has
any grass left on it. The rest have been paved/concreted over by the
morons who complain they are being flooded by the local river. Anyway,
they seem to think it is ok for their rat-dog-terriers to **** on our
lawn. A firethorn hedge is soon to show them different.

whisky-dave wrote:
On Wednesday, August 22, 2012 9:27:10 PM UTC+1,
wrote:
I smashed my mobile phone to bit earlier today (accidental).



So I borrowed the next door but one neighbours phone. I found this
in the

photos in the camera:-)



That my cat and that's Pauls "driveway"



http://wiki.diyfaq.org.uk/index.php?...Camera_019.jpg


A fine example of Do It Yourself, :-@

Well I have posted enough videos and pictures of the driveway over the year
or so.

Paul was good amusement for most of the group. I do miss him sometimes.

--
Adam

"michael newport" wrote in message
...
On Fri, 24 Aug 2012 08:04:17 -0700 (PDT), whisky-dave
wrote:

On Wednesday, August 22, 2012 9:27:10 PM UTC+1,
wrote:
I smashed my mobile phone to bit earlier today (accidental).



So I borrowed the next door but one neighbours phone. I found this in
the

photos in the camera:-)



That my cat and that's Pauls "driveway"



http://wiki.diyfaq.org.uk/index.php?...Camera_019.jpg


A fine example of Do It Yourself, :-@




Adam

Ours is one of only a few small front gardens in our street that has
any grass left on it. The rest have been paved/concreted over by the
morons who complain they are being flooded by the local river. Anyway,
they seem to think it is ok for their rat-dog-terriers to **** on our
lawn. A firethorn hedge is soon to show them different.

My dog is on a lead when taken out. I have poo bags in my pocket but have
yet to use one.
I am a responsible pet owner.
Irresponsible cat owners do not give a **** where their vermin pets ****.

Mr Pounder wrote:
"ARWadsworth" wrote in message
...
Mr Pounder wrote:
"ARWadsworth" wrote in message
...
I smashed my mobile phone to bit earlier today (accidental).

So I borrowed the next door but one neighbours phone. I found
this in the photos in the camera:-)

That my cat and that's Pauls "driveway"

http://wiki.diyfaq.org.uk/index.php?...Camera_019.jpg


Adam

Why is your cat ****ting on another man's property?

In this case it was to improve the driveway.

--
Adam


Would you like it if my dog had a good **** on your property?

Can it jump a 5 foot fence?

--
Adam

In article ,
Tim Streater wrote:
In article ,
"Mr Pounder" wrote:

My dog is on a lead when taken out. I have poo bags in my pocket but
have yet to use one.

So what do you do with your dog's **** then?

I'd imagine he just licks it up.

--
*Verbs HAS to agree with their subjects *

Dave Plowman London SW
To e-mail, change noise into sound.

"ARWadsworth" wrote in message
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Mr Pounder wrote:
"ARWadsworth" wrote in message
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Mr Pounder wrote:
"ARWadsworth" wrote in message
...
I smashed my mobile phone to bit earlier today (accidental).

So I borrowed the next door but one neighbours phone. I found
this in the photos in the camera:-)

That my cat and that's Pauls "driveway"

http://wiki.diyfaq.org.uk/index.php?...Camera_019.jpg


Adam

Why is your cat ****ting on another man's property?

In this case it was to improve the driveway.

--
Adam


Would you like it if my dog had a good **** on your property?

Can it jump a 5 foot fence?

--
Adam

That is not an answer.

Mr Pounder wrote:
"ARWadsworth" wrote in message
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Mr Pounder wrote:
"ARWadsworth" wrote in message
...
Mr Pounder wrote:
"ARWadsworth" wrote in
message ...
I smashed my mobile phone to bit earlier today (accidental).

So I borrowed the next door but one neighbours phone. I
found this in the photos in the camera:-)

That my cat and that's Pauls "driveway"

http://wiki.diyfaq.org.uk/index.php?...Camera_019.jpg


Adam

Why is your cat ****ting on another man's property?

In this case it was to improve the driveway.

--
Adam


Would you like it if my dog had a good **** on your property?

Can it jump a 5 foot fence?

--
Adam

That is not an answer.

OK Will your dog bury it's ****?



--
Adam

"Tim Streater" wrote in message
...
In article ,
"Mr Pounder" wrote:

My dog is on a lead when taken out. I have poo bags in my pocket but have
yet to use one.

So what do you do with your dog's **** then?

--
What do you think I do with it?

"Dave Plowman (News)" wrote in message
...
In article ,
Tim Streater wrote:
In article ,
"Mr Pounder" wrote:

My dog is on a lead when taken out. I have poo bags in my pocket but
have yet to use one.

So what do you do with your dog's **** then?

I'd imagine he just licks it up.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nc_LIR5ExIU

"ARWadsworth" wrote in message
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Mr Pounder wrote:
"ARWadsworth" wrote in message
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Mr Pounder wrote:
"ARWadsworth" wrote in message
...
Mr Pounder wrote:
"ARWadsworth" wrote in
message ...
I smashed my mobile phone to bit earlier today (accidental).

So I borrowed the next door but one neighbours phone. I
found this in the photos in the camera:-)

That my cat and that's Pauls "driveway"

http://wiki.diyfaq.org.uk/index.php?...Camera_019.jpg


Adam

Why is your cat ****ting on another man's property?

In this case it was to improve the driveway.

--
Adam


Would you like it if my dog had a good **** on your property?

Can it jump a 5 foot fence?

--
Adam

That is not an answer.

OK Will your dog bury it's ****?

Nope. But my dog does not **** in other people's gardens.

"Mr Pounder" wrote in message
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"Tim Streater" wrote in message
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In article ,
"Mr Pounder" wrote:

My dog is on a lead when taken out. I have poo bags in my pocket but
have yet to use one.

So what do you do with your dog's **** then?

--
What do you think I do with it?

Take it into uk.rec.driving ?

In article ,
Mr Pounder wrote:
OK Will your dog bury it's ****?

Nope. But my dog does not **** in other people's gardens.

Only because it's on a lead. It will still **** in public areas, though.

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Dave Plowman London SW
To e-mail, change noise into sound.

"Dave Plowman (News)" wrote in message
...
In article ,
Mr Pounder wrote:
OK Will your dog bury it's ****?

Nope. But my dog does not **** in other people's gardens.

Only because it's on a lead. It will still **** in public areas, though.

Dogs still **** when on a lead.
My last dog never had a **** whilst on the lead, neither does this one. I
have no idea why not.

"brass monkey" wrote in message
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"Mr Pounder" wrote in message
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"Tim Streater" wrote in message
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In article ,
"Mr Pounder" wrote:

My dog is on a lead when taken out. I have poo bags in my pocket but
have yet to use one.

So what do you do with your dog's **** then?

--
What do you think I do with it?

Take it into uk.rec.driving ?

No.

Mr Pounder wrote:
"ARWadsworth" wrote in message
...
Would you like it if my dog had a good **** on your property?

Can it jump a 5 foot fence?

Adam

That is not an answer.

OK Will your dog bury it's ****?

Nope. But my dog does not **** in other people's gardens.

That's animals for you. Live and let live.

Unless you want to know about the time I had a **** in someones garden when
I was walking home from the pub:-)

--
Adam

"Tim Streater" wrote in message
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In article ,
"Mr Pounder" wrote:

"ARWadsworth" wrote in message
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Mr Pounder wrote:
"ARWadsworth" wrote in message
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Mr Pounder wrote:
"ARWadsworth" wrote in message
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Mr Pounder wrote:
"ARWadsworth" wrote in
message ...
I smashed my mobile phone to bit earlier today (accidental).

So I borrowed the next door but one neighbours phone. I
found this in the photos in the camera:-)

That my cat and that's Pauls "driveway"

http://wiki.diyfaq.org.uk/index.php?...Camera_019.jpg

Why is your cat ****ting on another man's property?

In this case it was to improve the driveway.

Would you like it if my dog had a good **** on your property?

Can it jump a 5 foot fence?

That is not an answer.

OK Will your dog bury its ****?

Nope. But my dog does not **** in other people's gardens.

Given half a chance it will. And BTW, d'ye think ye could manage to trim
peoples' sigs?

No it won't because unlike a cat my dog is under control.
Sigs do not interest me.

"ARWadsworth" wrote in message
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Mr Pounder wrote:
"ARWadsworth" wrote in message
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Would you like it if my dog had a good **** on your property?

Can it jump a 5 foot fence?

Adam

That is not an answer.

OK Will your dog bury it's ****?

Nope. But my dog does not **** in other people's gardens.

That's animals for you. Live and let live.

Unless you want to know about the time I had a **** in someones garden
when I was walking home from the pub:-)

I took measures to stop cats from ****ting in my garden.
Would you like to know about the time I had a bad pint and decided to take a
nice walk home?

Mr Pounder wrote:
"ARWadsworth" wrote in message
...
Mr Pounder wrote:
"ARWadsworth" wrote in message
...
Would you like it if my dog had a good **** on your
property?

Can it jump a 5 foot fence?

Adam

That is not an answer.

OK Will your dog bury it's ****?

Nope. But my dog does not **** in other people's gardens.

That's animals for you. Live and let live.

Unless you want to know about the time I had a **** in someones
garden when I was walking home from the pub:-)

I took measures to stop cats from ****ting in my garden.
Would you like to know about the time I had a bad pint and decided to
take a nice walk home?


Tell me about it.


--
Adam

"ARWadsworth" wrote in message
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Mr Pounder wrote:
"ARWadsworth" wrote in message
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Mr Pounder wrote:
"ARWadsworth" wrote in message
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Would you like it if my dog had a good **** on your
property?

Can it jump a 5 foot fence?

Adam

That is not an answer.

OK Will your dog bury it's ****?

Nope. But my dog does not **** in other people's gardens.

That's animals for you. Live and let live.

Unless you want to know about the time I had a **** in someones
garden when I was walking home from the pub:-)

I took measures to stop cats from ****ting in my garden.
Would you like to know about the time I had a bad pint and decided to
take a nice walk home?


Tell me about it.

No details, people could think that I am a crude person.
I only had 3 pints. It was a nice evening so I decided to walk home and did
not make it.
There was no hiding place.

Dave Plowman (News) wrote:
In article ,
Mr Pounder wrote:
OK Will your dog bury it's ****?

Nope. But my dog does not **** in other people's gardens.

Only because it's on a lead. It will still **** in public areas, though.

Not necessarily.

And its leagally entitled to in many cases.

--
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(in-ep-toc-ra-cy) €“ a system of government where the least capable to
lead are elected by the least capable of producing, and where the
members of society least likely to sustain themselves or succeed, are
rewarded with goods and services paid for by the confiscated wealth of a
diminishing number of producers.

Mr Pounder wrote:
"ARWadsworth" wrote in message


Unless you want to know about the time I had a **** in someones garden
when I was walking home from the pub:-)

I took measures to stop cats from ****ting in my garden.
Would you like to know about the time I had a bad pint and decided to take a
nice walk home?

Too much detail..


--
Ineptocracy

(in-ep-toc-ra-cy) €“ a system of government where the least capable to
lead are elected by the least capable of producing, and where the
members of society least likely to sustain themselves or succeed, are
rewarded with goods and services paid for by the confiscated wealth of a
diminishing number of producers.

"The Natural Philosopher" wrote in message
...
Dave Plowman (News) wrote:
In article ,
Mr Pounder wrote:
OK Will your dog bury it's ****?

Nope. But my dog does not **** in other people's gardens.

Only because it's on a lead. It will still **** in public areas, though.

Not necessarily.

And its leagally entitled to in many cases.

Have I missed something here?

"The Natural Philosopher" wrote in message
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Mr Pounder wrote:
"ARWadsworth" wrote in message


Unless you want to know about the time I had a **** in someones garden
when I was walking home from the pub:-)

I took measures to stop cats from ****ting in my garden.
Would you like to know about the time I had a bad pint and decided to
take a nice walk home?

Too much detail..

Don't put me off. Adam is getting all excited about this event.

Mr Pounder wrote:
"ARWadsworth" wrote in message
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Mr Pounder wrote:
"ARWadsworth" wrote in message
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Mr Pounder wrote:
"ARWadsworth" wrote in
message ...
Would you like it if my dog had a good **** on your
property?

Can it jump a 5 foot fence?

Adam

That is not an answer.

OK Will your dog bury it's ****?

Nope. But my dog does not **** in other people's gardens.

That's animals for you. Live and let live.

Unless you want to know about the time I had a **** in someones
garden when I was walking home from the pub:-)

I took measures to stop cats from ****ting in my garden.
Would you like to know about the time I had a bad pint and
decided to take a nice walk home?


Tell me about it.

No details, people could think that I am a crude person.
I only had 3 pints. It was a nice evening so I decided to walk home
and did not make it.
There was no hiding place.

Odds are low that you had a bad pint.

--
Adam

"Mr Pounder" wrote in message
...

"Dave Plowman (News)" wrote in message
...
In article ,
Mr Pounder wrote:
OK Will your dog bury it's ****?

Nope. But my dog does not **** in other people's gardens.

Only because it's on a lead. It will still **** in public areas, though.

Dogs still **** when on a lead.
My last dog never had a **** whilst on the lead, neither does this one. I
have no idea why not.

Do you kick the **** out of him at home?