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Just called at the gfs and thought I would surprise her.
She was in bed with another bloke when I arrived so I shouted "Threesome" and started to take my trousers off. The bloke then legged it. Dunno if he was shy, a miserable ******* or just did not like the look of me with no trousers on. Hope it was not the last option. -- Adam |
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"ARWadsworth" wrote in message ... Just called at the gfs and thought I would surprise her. She was in bed with another bloke when I arrived so I shouted "Threesome" and started to take my trousers off. The bloke then legged it. Dunno if he was shy, a miserable ******* or just did not like the look of me with no trousers on. Hope it was not the last option. Gordon Bennet. |
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ARWadsworth wrote:
Just called at the gfs and thought I would surprise her. She was in bed with another bloke when I arrived so I shouted "Threesome" and started to take my trousers off. The bloke then legged it. Dunno if he was shy, a miserable ******* or just did not like the look of me with no trousers on. Hope it was not the last option. He's perhaps not as much into D-I-Y as you? -- Register as an organ donor with the NHS online. It takes 1 minute and saves you carrying an organ donor card with you. http://www.uktransplant.org.uk/ukt/h...me_a_donor.jsp |
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You sure you have not been on the funny mushrooms?
Brian -- From the Bed of Brian Gaff. The email is valid as Blind user. "ARWadsworth" wrote in message ... Just called at the gfs and thought I would surprise her. She was in bed with another bloke when I arrived so I shouted "Threesome" and started to take my trousers off. The bloke then legged it. Dunno if he was shy, a miserable ******* or just did not like the look of me with no trousers on. Hope it was not the last option. -- Adam |
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On Fri, 25 May 2012 23:25:29 +0100, "brass monkey" wrote:
"ARWadsworth" wrote in message ... Just called at the gfs and thought I would surprise her. She was in bed with another bloke when I arrived so I shouted "Threesome" and started to take my trousers off. The bloke then legged it. Dunno if he was shy, a miserable ******* or just did not like the look of me with no trousers on. Hope it was not the last option. Gordon Bennet. Necromancy if it was. He died in 1918. DerekG |
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On May 25, 9:27*pm, "ARWadsworth"
wrote: Just called at the gfs and thought I would surprise her. She was in bed with another bloke when I arrived so I shouted "Threesome" and started to take my trousers off. The bloke then legged it. Dunno if he was shy, a miserable ******* or just did not like the look of me with no trousers on. Hope it was not the last option. -- Adam Any video? Was he bigger than you? |
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Brian Gaff wrote:
You sure you have not been on the funny mushrooms? We have an open relationship Brian Just called at the gfs and thought I would surprise her. She was in bed with another bloke when I arrived so I shouted "Threesome" and started to take my trousers off. The bloke then legged it. Dunno if he was shy, a miserable ******* or just did not like the look of me with no trousers on. Hope it was not the last option. -- Adam -- Adam |
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On Fri, 25 May 2012 23:58:00 -0700, harry wrote:
On May 25, 9:27Â*pm, "ARWadsworth" wrote: Just called at the gfs and thought I would surprise her. She was in bed with another bloke when I arrived so I shouted "Threesome" and started to take my trousers off. The bloke then legged it. Dunno if he was shy, a miserable ******* or just did not like the look of me with no trousers on. Hope it was not the last option. -- Adam Any video? Was he bigger than you? I expect the sheets were over that bit. -- Use the BIG mirror service in the UK: http://www.mirrorservice.org *lightning protection* - a w_tom conductor |
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"ARWadsworth" wrote in message ... Just called at the gfs and thought I would surprise her. She was in bed with another bloke when I arrived so I shouted "Threesome" and started to take my trousers off. The bloke then legged it. Dunno if he was shy, a miserable ******* or just did not like the look of me with no trousers on. Hope it was not the last option. It is possible, of course, that his dream of a threesome might not have involved another bloke :-) Alternatively, she may have told him "That bloke you've seen me hanging around with - just a very good friend. He's gay so he's no competition." In which case it's not too surprising that he left like greased lightning when you yelled "Threesome". -- No plan survives contact with the enemy. [Not even bunny] Helmuth von Moltke the Elder (\__/) (='.'=) (")_(") |
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David WE Roberts wrote:
"ARWadsworth" wrote in message ... Just called at the gfs and thought I would surprise her. She was in bed with another bloke when I arrived so I shouted "Threesome" and started to take my trousers off. The bloke then legged it. Dunno if he was shy, a miserable ******* or just did not like the look of me with no trousers on. Hope it was not the last option. It is possible, of course, that his dream of a threesome might not have involved another bloke :-) Alternatively, she may have told him "That bloke you've seen me hanging around with - just a very good friend. He's gay so he's no competition." In which case it's not too surprising that he left like greased lightning when you yelled "Threesome". ROTFLMAO! -- Tim Watts |
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"ARWadsworth" wrote in message ... Just called at the gfs and thought I would surprise her. She was in bed with another bloke when I arrived so I shouted "Threesome" and started to take my trousers off. The bloke then legged it. Dunno if he was shy, a miserable ******* or just did not like the look of me with no trousers on. Hope it was not the last option. Quality area Quality women What next I wonder...ain't quality neighbours I know ;-) |
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On 26/05/2012 21:53, Nthkentman wrote:
"ARWadsworth" wrote in message ... Just called at the gfs and thought I would surprise her. She was in bed with another bloke when I arrived so I shouted "Threesome" and started to take my trousers off. The bloke then legged it. Dunno if he was shy, a miserable ******* or just did not like the look of me with no trousers on. Hope it was not the last option. Quality area Quality women What next I wonder...ain't quality neighbours I know ;-) I reckon Adam lives on the Chatsworth Estate & drinks in The Jockey... -- Dave - The Medway Handyman www.medwayhandyman.co.uk |
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"The Medway Handyman" wrote in message ... On 26/05/2012 21:53, Nthkentman wrote: "ARWadsworth" wrote in message ... Just called at the gfs and thought I would surprise her. She was in bed with another bloke when I arrived so I shouted "Threesome" and started to take my trousers off. The bloke then legged it. Dunno if he was shy, a miserable ******* or just did not like the look of me with no trousers on. Hope it was not the last option. Quality area Quality women What next I wonder...ain't quality neighbours I know ;-) I reckon Adam lives on the Chatsworth Estate & drinks in The Jockey... Is that the gay pub? |
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On 27/05/2012 14:32, Nthkentman wrote:
"The Medway Handyman" wrote in message ... On 26/05/2012 21:53, Nthkentman wrote: "ARWadsworth" wrote in message ... Just called at the gfs and thought I would surprise her. She was in bed with another bloke when I arrived so I shouted "Threesome" and started to take my trousers off. The bloke then legged it. Dunno if he was shy, a miserable ******* or just did not like the look of me with no trousers on. Hope it was not the last option. Quality area Quality women What next I wonder...ain't quality neighbours I know ;-) I reckon Adam lives on the Chatsworth Estate & drinks in The Jockey... Is that the gay pub? Only when Ian Gallagher is in there. -- Dave - The Medway Handyman www.medwayhandyman.co.uk |
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Nthkentman wrote:
"ARWadsworth" wrote in message ... Just called at the gfs and thought I would surprise her. She was in bed with another bloke when I arrived so I shouted "Threesome" and started to take my trousers off. The bloke then legged it. Dunno if he was shy, a miserable ******* or just did not like the look of me with no trousers on. Hope it was not the last option. Quality area Quality women What next I wonder...ain't quality neighbours I know ;-) My quality neighbours are the Lancastrians -- Adam |
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David WE Roberts wrote:
"ARWadsworth" wrote in message ... Just called at the gfs and thought I would surprise her. She was in bed with another bloke when I arrived so I shouted "Threesome" and started to take my trousers off. The bloke then legged it. Dunno if he was shy, a miserable ******* or just did not like the look of me with no trousers on. Hope it was not the last option. It is possible, of course, that his dream of a threesome might not have involved another bloke :-) We have to alternate as the gf's preferred 3 some is another bloke joining us and mine is when another woman joins us. Sometimes it is just easier to get another couple in and mix and match. Alternatively, she may have told him "That bloke you've seen me hanging around with - just a very good friend. He's gay so he's no competition." In which case it's not too surprising that he left like greased lightning when you yelled "Threesome". vbg. -- Adam |
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"ARWadsworth" wrote in message ... Nthkentman wrote: "ARWadsworth" wrote in message ... Just called at the gfs and thought I would surprise her. She was in bed with another bloke when I arrived so I shouted "Threesome" and started to take my trousers off. The bloke then legged it. Dunno if he was shy, a miserable ******* or just did not like the look of me with no trousers on. Hope it was not the last option. Quality area Quality women What next I wonder...ain't quality neighbours I know ;-) My quality neighbours are the Lancastrians -- Adam Of course. |
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harry wrote:
On May 25, 9:27 pm, "ARWadsworth" wrote: Just called at the gfs and thought I would surprise her. She was in bed with another bloke when I arrived so I shouted "Threesome" and started to take my trousers off. The bloke then legged it. Dunno if he was shy, a miserable ******* or just did not like the look of me with no trousers on. Hope it was not the last option. -- Adam Any video? Was he bigger than you? Pure class post harry. -- Adam |
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On Fri, 25 May 2012 23:25:29 +0100, "brass monkey" wrote:
"ARWadsworth" wrote in message ... Just called at the gfs and thought I would surprise her. She was in bed with another bloke when I arrived so I shouted "Threesome" and started to take my trousers off. The bloke then legged it. Dunno if he was shy, a miserable ******* or just did not like the look of me with no trousers on. Hope it was not the last option. Gordon Bennet. I'm sure Adam will be grateful for the identity of said shagger. Now he can pay him a visit with the offer of a foursome. |
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"Grimly Curmudgeon" wrote in message ... On Fri, 25 May 2012 23:25:29 +0100, "brass monkey" wrote: "ARWadsworth" wrote in message ... Just called at the gfs and thought I would surprise her. She was in bed with another bloke when I arrived so I shouted "Threesome" and started to take my trousers off. The bloke then legged it. Dunno if he was shy, a miserable ******* or just did not like the look of me with no trousers on. Hope it was not the last option. Gordon Bennet. I'm sure Adam will be grateful for the identity of said shagger. Now he can pay him a visit with the offer of a foursome. O well, if it's joke time - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8Yf5B6GbYk ;) |
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On Sun, 27 May 2012 22:31:53 +0100, "scorched was bm" wrote:
O well, if it's joke time - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8Yf5B6GbYk That got him banned? Miserable *******s. |
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"Grimly Curmudgeon" wrote in message ... On Sun, 27 May 2012 22:31:53 +0100, "scorched was bm" wrote: O well, if it's joke time - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8Yf5B6GbYk That got him banned? Miserable *******s. Kills me every time I hear it. |
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On Mon, 28 May 2012 01:43:17 +0100, Grimly Curmudgeon wrote:
On Sun, 27 May 2012 22:31:53 +0100, "scorched was bm" wrote: O well, if it's joke time - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8Yf5B6GbYk That got him banned? Miserable *******s. Judging by the reaction of the audience, it wasn't offending any one. Even St. Trinians had a Fokker joke in it. -- Peter. The gods will stay away whilst religions hold sway |
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On Mon, 28 May 2012 08:28:20 +0100, PeterC
wrote: On Mon, 28 May 2012 01:43:17 +0100, Grimly Curmudgeon wrote: On Sun, 27 May 2012 22:31:53 +0100, "scorched was bm" wrote: O well, if it's joke time - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8Yf5B6GbYk That got him banned? Miserable *******s. Judging by the reaction of the audience, it wasn't offending any one. Even St. Trinians had a Fokker joke in it. I wonder if a Luftwaffe pilot ever broke into the Spitfire net with, "Hey, meet the Fokkers". |
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"scorched was bm" wrote in message eb.com... "Grimly Curmudgeon" wrote in message ... On Fri, 25 May 2012 23:25:29 +0100, "brass monkey" wrote: "ARWadsworth" wrote in message ... Just called at the gfs and thought I would surprise her. She was in bed with another bloke when I arrived so I shouted "Threesome" and started to take my trousers off. The bloke then legged it. Dunno if he was shy, a miserable ******* or just did not like the look of me with no trousers on. Hope it was not the last option. Gordon Bennet. I'm sure Adam will be grateful for the identity of said shagger. Now he can pay him a visit with the offer of a foursome. O well, if it's joke time - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8Yf5B6GbYk Hm, mid 80's I was told that joke by a kid at school. I left school in 1976! tim |
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