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How many cats in your coffee?
28 of them in the 2 bed bungalow I worked at earlier.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbVclV5OLgE Cheers Adam |
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On Mon, 5 Jul 2010 17:40:21 +0100, ARWadsworth wrote:
28 of them in the 2 bed bungalow I worked at earlier. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbVclV5OLgE Cheers Adam Jesus, 28 of them! I bet it was a bit whiffy in there. We thought it was bad enough that someone we know had 9 ... until we found out that she had a mental health problem that made it difficult for her to get rid of things and that she had another 13 that had died over the years in the freezer! Even worse, she'd take them out and pet them when she was watching TV. SteveW |
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"Steve Walker" wrote in message ... On Mon, 5 Jul 2010 17:40:21 +0100, ARWadsworth wrote: 28 of them in the 2 bed bungalow I worked at earlier. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbVclV5OLgE Cheers Adam Jesus, 28 of them! I bet it was a bit whiffy in there. We thought it was bad enough that someone we know had 9 ... until we found out that she had a mental health problem that made it difficult for her to get rid of things and that she had another 13 that had died over the years in the freezer! Even worse, she'd take them out and pet them when she was watching TV. SteveW Ouch. I cannot make a funny comment about that. And yes it did stink in the house. Adam |
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wibbled on Monday 05 July 2010 19:41 On Mon, 5 Jul 2010 17:40:21 +0100, ARWadsworth wrote: 28 of them in the 2 bed bungalow I worked at earlier. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbVclV5OLgE Cheers Adam Jesus, 28 of them! I bet it was a bit whiffy in there. We thought it was bad enough that someone we know had 9 ... until we found out that she had a mental health problem that made it difficult for her to get rid of things and that she had another 13 that had died over the years in the freezer! Even worse, she'd take them out and pet them when she was watching TV. SteveW Was that a Polish woman (or other EU). I couldn't understand anything she said, except there seemed to be an accent. -- Tim Watts Managers, politicians and environmentalists: Nature's carbon buffer. |
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"Tim Watts" wrote in message ... Steve Walker wibbled on Monday 05 July 2010 19:41 On Mon, 5 Jul 2010 17:40:21 +0100, ARWadsworth wrote: 28 of them in the 2 bed bungalow I worked at earlier. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbVclV5OLgE Cheers Adam Jesus, 28 of them! I bet it was a bit whiffy in there. We thought it was bad enough that someone we know had 9 ... until we found out that she had a mental health problem that made it difficult for her to get rid of things and that she had another 13 that had died over the years in the freezer! Even worse, she'd take them out and pet them when she was watching TV. SteveW Was that a Polish woman (or other EU). I couldn't understand anything she said, except there seemed to be an accent. That was "Broad Yorkshire" see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yorkshire_dialect or http://www.openwriting.com/archives/...ary_of_b_1.php You are not expected to understand it or understand anything she said:-) Cheers Adam |
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wibbled on Monday 05 July 2010 20:11 "Tim Watts" wrote in message ... Steve Walker wibbled on Monday 05 July 2010 19:41 On Mon, 5 Jul 2010 17:40:21 +0100, ARWadsworth wrote: 28 of them in the 2 bed bungalow I worked at earlier. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbVclV5OLgE Cheers Adam Jesus, 28 of them! I bet it was a bit whiffy in there. We thought it was bad enough that someone we know had 9 ... until we found out that she had a mental health problem that made it difficult for her to get rid of things and that she had another 13 that had died over the years in the freezer! Even worse, she'd take them out and pet them when she was watching TV. SteveW Was that a Polish woman (or other EU). I couldn't understand anything she said, except there seemed to be an accent. That was "Broad Yorkshire" see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yorkshire_dialect or http://www.openwriting.com/archives/...ary_of_b_1.php You are not expected to understand it or understand anything she said:-) Cheers Adam And I lived in York for 3 years! Took me 1 year to work out "eeeee-pre!" was "Evening Press" -- Tim Watts Managers, politicians and environmentalists: Nature's carbon buffer. |
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On Mon, 5 Jul 2010 19:50:36 +0100, ARWadsworth wrote:
And yes it did stink in the house. I did wonder..... We have 5, it was 6 - the tom cat went walkabout a couple of weeks ago, but as he walked in on us a couple of years ago I'm somehow not so bothered about him disappearing. I reckon 5 or 6 is just about the the upper limit before they just become a colony, and yes, hygiene features high on the daily chores to keep the place sweet smelling. -- The Wanderer When you hear the toilet flush and your child says 'Uh oh' It's already too late! |
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We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember "ARWadsworth" saying something like: 28 of them in the 2 bed bungalow I worked at earlier. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbVclV5OLgE No effing way would I take a coffee in that house - all those cats up on the worktops, no thanks. I like cats, I've always had a cat or two knocking around, but they're never allowed higher than a chair cushion. |
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The Wanderer writes: On Mon, 5 Jul 2010 19:50:36 +0100, ARWadsworth wrote: And yes it did stink in the house. I did wonder..... We have 5, it was 6 - the tom cat went walkabout a couple of weeks ago, but as he walked in on us a couple of years ago I'm somehow not so bothered about him disappearing. I reckon 5 or 6 is just about the the upper limit before they just become a colony, and yes, hygiene features high on the daily chores to keep the place sweet smelling. I had 1 cat for almost 22 years. I don't recall having to do anything on the hygiene front, except for the odd slip-up during the first few days as a kitten, her rapid decline during last few days when we wouldn't let her out, and the occasional summer flea/worm treatments. Come to think of it, had to give her a semi-bath on one occasion after she'd rubbed under someone's engine sump and come in caked in black oil. The cats looked in OK condition on the video. Often when you see a house with so many cats, they're all manky/mangey. Mine wasn't allowed onto tables/worktops either. -- Andrew Gabriel [email address is not usable -- followup in the newsgroup] |
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"Andrew Gabriel" wrote in message ... In article , The Wanderer writes: On Mon, 5 Jul 2010 19:50:36 +0100, ARWadsworth wrote: And yes it did stink in the house. I did wonder..... We have 5, it was 6 - the tom cat went walkabout a couple of weeks ago, but as he walked in on us a couple of years ago I'm somehow not so bothered about him disappearing. I reckon 5 or 6 is just about the the upper limit before they just become a colony, and yes, hygiene features high on the daily chores to keep the place sweet smelling. I had 1 cat for almost 22 years. I don't recall having to do anything on the hygiene front, except for the odd slip-up during the first few days as a kitten, her rapid decline during last few days when we wouldn't let her out, and the occasional summer flea/worm treatments. Come to think of it, had to give her a semi-bath on one occasion after she'd rubbed under someone's engine sump and come in caked in black oil. The cats looked in OK condition on the video. Often when you see a house with so many cats, they're all manky/mangey. Mine wasn't allowed onto tables/worktops either. -- Andrew Gabriel The house is laminated throughout and seemed well sweep. I know some of the cats are not in good health but they do see a vet and the illness is one the reasons that they live there. I am not used to the litter tray smell. My cat never used the litter tray so I got rid of it. I suspect that the litter trays were due to be emptied. I was not impressed with the fact that they were on every kitchen surface. Adam |
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"ARWadsworth" wrote in message news:ScqYn.66895$9c1.60518@hurricane... "Tim Watts" wrote in message ... Steve Walker wibbled on Monday 05 July 2010 19:41 On Mon, 5 Jul 2010 17:40:21 +0100, ARWadsworth wrote: 28 of them in the 2 bed bungalow I worked at earlier. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbVclV5OLgE Cheers Adam Jesus, 28 of them! I bet it was a bit whiffy in there. We thought it was bad enough that someone we know had 9 ... until we found out that she had a mental health problem that made it difficult for her to get rid of things and that she had another 13 that had died over the years in the freezer! Even worse, she'd take them out and pet them when she was watching TV. SteveW Was that a Polish woman (or other EU). I couldn't understand anything she said, except there seemed to be an accent. That was "Broad Yorkshire" see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yorkshire_dialect or http://www.openwriting.com/archives/...ary_of_b_1.php You are not expected to understand it or understand anything she said:-) Yeah, and they can't understand us Suvverners either. When I was younger, we were somewhere in Yorkshire - Bronte country, or Scarborough, I forget now - and went into a cafe. I ordered pizza and chips. And a plate of mushy peas and chips turned up. Oooh yuk!! |
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"Grimly Curmudgeon" wrote in message ... We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold. I remember "ARWadsworth" saying something like: 28 of them in the 2 bed bungalow I worked at earlier. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbVclV5OLgE No effing way would I take a coffee in that house - all those cats up on the worktops, no thanks. I like cats, I've always had a cat or two knocking around, but they're never allowed higher than a chair cushion. I remember my sister's kitten walking up the kitchen wallpaper. It was that vinyl-like, spongy wallpaper, and she just clawed her way up to the top. |
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"Grimly Curmudgeon" wrote in message ... We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold. I remember "ARWadsworth" saying something like: 28 of them in the 2 bed bungalow I worked at earlier. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbVclV5OLgE No effing way would I take a coffee in that house - all those cats up on the worktops, no thanks. I like cats, I've always had a cat or two knocking around, but they're never allowed higher than a chair cushion. If you look carefully you will see that that is where the food bowls are. Adam |
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On 06/07/2010 16:38, Tim Streater wrote:
Huh, that'll learn you to order pizza and chips, you oik! Next time you just order two eggs chips fried slice sos and beans yum yum. SOS? is that 999? :-) -- Adrian C |
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On 06/07/2010 15:49, John Whitworth wrote:
I remember my sister's kitten walking up the kitchen wallpaper. It was that vinyl-like, spongy wallpaper, and she just clawed her way up to the top. How do they get down, from that or a tree? Dave |
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"dave" wrote in message ... On 06/07/2010 15:49, John Whitworth wrote: I remember my sister's kitten walking up the kitchen wallpaper. It was that vinyl-like, spongy wallpaper, and she just clawed her way up to the top. How do they get down, from that or a tree? Dave They fall. When I fostered some kittens I just used to put the setee cushions under the curtains to save them when they fell after climbing them. Or you just get sctrached http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/s...e/10238041.stm But any decent cat know that the correct way to get down from a tree is to wait until a big red fire engine turns up and then just effortlessly climb out of the tree. Cheers Adam |
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"Tim Streater" wrote in message ... In article , "John Whitworth" wrote: "ARWadsworth" wrote in message news:ScqYn.66895$9c1.60518@hurricane... "Tim Watts" wrote in message ... Steve Walker wibbled on Monday 05 July 2010 19:41 On Mon, 5 Jul 2010 17:40:21 +0100, ARWadsworth wrote: 28 of them in the 2 bed bungalow I worked at earlier. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbVclV5OLgE Cheers Adam Jesus, 28 of them! I bet it was a bit whiffy in there. We thought it was bad enough that someone we know had 9 ... until we found out that she had a mental health problem that made it difficult for her to get rid of things and that she had another 13 that had died over the years in the freezer! Even worse, she'd take them out and pet them when she was watching TV. SteveW Was that a Polish woman (or other EU). I couldn't understand anything she said, except there seemed to be an accent. That was "Broad Yorkshire" see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yorkshire_dialect or http://www.openwriting.com/archives/...ary_of_b_1.php You are not expected to understand it or understand anything she said:-) Yeah, and they can't understand us Suvverners either. When I was younger, we were somewhere in Yorkshire - Bronte country, or Scarborough, I forget now - and went into a cafe. I ordered pizza and chips. And a plate of mushy peas and chips turned up. Oooh yuk!! Huh, that'll learn you to order pizza and chips, you oik! Next time you just order two eggs chips fried slice sos and beans yum yum. Oi - This was nearly 30 years ago! Now I'd just order a pint and a packet of pork scratchings from the pub next door! ;-) |
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On Tue, 06 Jul 2010 15:47:38 +0100, John Whitworth wrote:
Yeah, and they can't understand us Suvverners either. When I was younger, we were somewhere in Yorkshire - Bronte country, or Scarborough, I forget now - and went into a cafe. I ordered pizza and chips. And a plate of mushy peas and chips turned up. Oooh yuk!! How the feck do you make a plate out of mushy peas? |
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On Tue, 06 Jul 2010 16:38:31 +0100, Tim Streater wrote:
In article , "John Whitworth" wrote: "ARWadsworth" wrote in message news:ScqYn.66895$9c1.60518@hurricane... "Tim Watts" wrote in message ... Steve Walker wibbled on Monday 05 July 2010 19:41 On Mon, 5 Jul 2010 17:40:21 +0100, ARWadsworth wrote: 28 of them in the 2 bed bungalow I worked at earlier. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbVclV5OLgE Cheers Adam Jesus, 28 of them! I bet it was a bit whiffy in there. We thought it was bad enough that someone we know had 9 ... until we found out that she had a mental health problem that made it difficult for her to get rid of things and that she had another 13 that had died over the years in the freezer! Even worse, she'd take them out and pet them when she was watching TV. SteveW Was that a Polish woman (or other EU). I couldn't understand anything she said, except there seemed to be an accent. That was "Broad Yorkshire" see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yorkshire_dialect or http://www.openwriting.com/archives/...ary_of_b_1.php You are not expected to understand it or understand anything she said:-) Yeah, and they can't understand us Suvverners either. When I was younger, we were somewhere in Yorkshire - Bronte country, or Scarborough, I forget now - and went into a cafe. I ordered pizza and chips. And a plate of mushy peas and chips turned up. Oooh yuk!! Huh, that'll learn you to order pizza and chips, you oik! Next time you just order two eggs chips fried slice sos and beans yum yum. Surely you missed out the SPAM! Oh and okay, I won't call you Shirley again. SteveW |
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