I was arrested in B&Q earlier today for punching this coon woman to the
floor at the till.

But it wasn't my fault! My dad told me to go in and get a Black and
Decker!

"Billy Nomates" wrote in message
...
I was arrested in B&Q earlier today for punching this coon woman to the
floor at the till.

But it wasn't my fault! My dad told me to go in and get a Black and
Decker!



Having brought that to light, the 'Political Correctness Brigade' will now
insist that Black and Decker change their name.

--
Mike

The Royal Naval Electrical Branch Association
www.rneba.org.uk
Luxury Self Catering on the Isle of Wight?
www.shanklinmanormews.co.uk

"Billy Nomates" wrote in message
...
I was arrested in B&Q earlier today for punching this coon woman to the
floor at the till.

But it wasn't my fault! My dad told me to go in and get a Black and
Decker!

Yes, that 1970's TV show "The Comedians" was rather amusing wasn't it?

"Sam" wrote in message
...

"Billy Nomates" wrote in message
...
I was arrested in B&Q earlier today for punching this coon woman to the
floor at the till.

But it wasn't my fault! My dad told me to go in and get a Black and
Decker!

Yes, that 1970's TV show "The Comedians" was rather amusing wasn't it?

A lot of people around now weren't even born in the 1970's. At least he has
given it a 30 year wait before the repeat. Not many TV companies can claim
that!

Bill

"Billy Nomates" wrote in message
...
I was arrested in B&Q earlier today for punching this coon woman to the
floor at the till.

But it wasn't my fault! My dad told me to go in and get a Black and
Decker!



I was in B&Q recently and was approached by an old fella who asked if I
wanted decking,
..
..
..
..
I managed to get the first punch in though !

"'Mike'" wrote in message
...
"Billy Nomates" wrote in message
...
I was arrested in B&Q earlier today for punching this coon woman to
the
floor at the till.

But it wasn't my fault! My dad told me to go in and get a Black and
Decker!



Having brought that to light, the 'Political Correctness Brigade' will
now
insist that Black and Decker change their name.

--
Mike

The Royal Naval Electrical Branch Association
www.rneba.org.uk
Luxury Self Catering on the Isle of Wight?
www.shanklinmanormews.co.uk

They might, now that you have prompted them.

"Franko" wrote in message
...
"Billy Nomates" wrote in message
...
I was arrested in B&Q earlier today for punching this coon woman to the
floor at the till.

But it wasn't my fault! My dad told me to go in and get a Black and
Decker!



I was in B&Q recently and was approached by an old fella who asked if I
wanted decking,
.
.
.
.
I managed to get the first punch in though !

I was in Sainsbury's and a woman dropped dead just past the checkouts. I
felt really sorry for her, she'd just bought a bag for life.

Steve

On Tue, 4 Aug 2009 11:01:43 UTC, "Sam" wrote:


"Billy Nomates" wrote in message
...
I was arrested in B&Q earlier today for punching this coon woman to the
floor at the till.

But it wasn't my fault! My dad told me to go in and get a Black and
Decker!

Yes, that 1970's TV show "The Comedians" was rather amusing wasn't it?

Early 70s. B&Q didn't start until about 1978, and then only one store.

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On Aug 4, 11:02*am, "Billy Nomates" wrote:
I was arrested in B&Q earlier today for punching this coon woman to the
floor at the till.

But it wasn't my fault! My dad told me to go in and get a Black and
Decker!

You can always tell when the Primary Schools are on holiday.

Roll on September........

On Tue, 4 Aug 2009 14:59:55 +0100, shazzbat wrote:

"Franko" wrote in message
...
"Billy Nomates" wrote in message
...
I was arrested in B&Q earlier today for punching this coon woman to the
floor at the till.

But it wasn't my fault! My dad told me to go in and get a Black and
Decker!



I was in B&Q recently and was approached by an old fella who asked if I
wanted decking,
.
.
.
.
I managed to get the first punch in though !

I was in Sainsbury's and a woman dropped dead just past the checkouts. I
felt really sorry for her, she'd just bought a bag for life.

Steve

I thought those bags looked feeble.
--
Peter.
The head of a pin will hold more angels if
it's been flattened with an angel-grinder.

"Bob Eager" wrote in message
...
On Tue, 4 Aug 2009 11:01:43 UTC, "Sam" wrote:


"Billy Nomates" wrote in message
...
I was arrested in B&Q earlier today for punching this coon woman to the
floor at the till.

But it wasn't my fault! My dad told me to go in and get a Black and
Decker!

Yes, that 1970's TV show "The Comedians" was rather amusing wasn't it?

Early 70s. B&Q didn't start until about 1978, and then only one store.

B&Q opened in 1968, I think.

"Mr X" wrote in message
...

"Bob Eager" wrote in message
...
On Tue, 4 Aug 2009 11:01:43 UTC, "Sam" wrote:


"Billy Nomates" wrote in message
...
I was arrested in B&Q earlier today for punching this coon woman to
the
floor at the till.

But it wasn't my fault! My dad told me to go in and get a Black
and
Decker!

Yes, that 1970's TV show "The Comedians" was rather amusing wasn't
it?

Early 70s. B&Q didn't start until about 1978, and then only one
store.

B&Q opened in 1968, I think.


Opened in March 1969, in Southampton, according to this:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/B%26Q

--
DB.

On Aug 4, 11:02*am, "Billy Nomates" wrote:
I was arrested in B&Q earlier today for punching this coon woman to the
floor at the till.

But it wasn't my fault! My dad told me to go in and get a Black and
Decker!

Jesus, that's poor.

Next you'll be telling us you fisted a gypsy girl who was on her
monthly last night and ended up getting your palm red for free........

"Gary Baldi" wrote in message
...
On Aug 4, 11:02 am, "Billy Nomates" wrote:
I was arrested in B&Q earlier today for punching this coon woman to the
floor at the till.

But it wasn't my fault! My dad told me to go in and get a Black and
Decker!

Jesus, that's poor.
The old ones are always the best

Next you'll be telling us you fisted a gypsy girl who was on her
monthly last night and ended up getting your palm red for free........

"Billy Nomates" wrote in :

I was arrested in B&Q earlier today for punching this coon woman to the
floor at the till.

But it wasn't my fault! My dad told me to go in and get a Black and
Decker!



Years ago I would have laughed along with you.

Now I've grown up.

martin

'Mike' wrote:
"Billy Nomates" wrote in message
...
I was arrested in B&Q earlier today for punching this coon woman to the
floor at the till.

But it wasn't my fault! My dad told me to go in and get a Black and
Decker!



Having brought that to light, the 'Political Correctness Brigade' will
now insist that Black and Decker change their name.

There's no such thing as the 'Political Correctness Brigade', except in the
fevered imagination of Daily Mail readers.

"Billy Nomates" wrote in message
...
I was arrested in B&Q earlier today for punching this coon woman to the
floor at the till.

But it wasn't my fault! My dad told me to go in and get a Black and
Decker!

The word coon I find offensive.

"Billy Nomates" wrote in message
...
I was arrested in B&Q earlier today for punching this coon woman to the
floor at the till.

But it wasn't my fault! My dad told me to go in and get a Black and
Decker!

The word coon I find offensive.

"Billy Nomates" wrote in message
...
I was arrested in B&Q earlier today for punching this coon woman to the
floor at the till.

But it wasn't my fault! My dad told me to go in and get a Black and
Decker!

The word coon I find offensive.

On Aug 4, 10:08*pm, "Doctor Drivel" wrote:
"Billy Nomates" wrote in message

The word coon I find offensive.

Yes, on this group we usually call a spade a spade.

"Doctor Drivel" wrote in message
...

"Billy Nomates" wrote in message
...
I was arrested in B&Q earlier today for punching this coon woman to the
floor at the till.

But it wasn't my fault! My dad told me to go in and get a Black and
Decker!

The word coon I find offensive.
I agree, it's ok that she was punched to the floor as that is not racist, it
could have happened to a white person lol

On Tue, 4 Aug 2009 21:08:46 UTC, "Doctor Drivel"
wrote:


"Billy Nomates" wrote in message
...
I was arrested in B&Q earlier today for punching this coon woman to the
floor at the till.

But it wasn't my fault! My dad told me to go in and get a Black and
Decker!

The word coon I find offensive.

I find the word 'plantpot' offensive, unless applied to you.

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"Bob Eager" wrote in message
...
On Tue, 4 Aug 2009 21:08:46 UTC, "Doctor Drivel"
wrote:


"Billy Nomates" wrote in message
...
I was arrested in B&Q earlier today for punching this coon woman to the
floor at the till.

But it wasn't my fault! My dad told me to go in and get a Black and
Decker!

The word coon I find offensive.

I find the word 'plantpot' offensive, unless applied to you.

I shall refer to you as a plantpot then.

"Richard Bird" wrote in message
...

"Doctor Drivel" wrote in message
...

"Billy Nomates" wrote in message
...
I was arrested in B&Q earlier today for punching this coon woman to the
floor at the till.

But it wasn't my fault! My dad told me to go in and get a Black and
Decker!

The word coon I find offensive.
I agree, it's ok that she was punched to the floor as that is not racist,
it could have happened to a white person lol

No one was knocked to the ground.

"dave" wrote in message
...
On 4 Aug 2009 22:24:11 GMT, "Bob Eager" wrote:

On Tue, 4 Aug 2009 21:08:46 UTC, "Doctor Drivel"
wrote:


"Billy Nomates" wrote in message
...
I was arrested in B&Q earlier today for punching this coon woman to the
floor at the till.

But it wasn't my fault! My dad told me to go in and get a Black and
Decker!

The word coon I find offensive.

I find the word 'plantpot' offensive, unless applied to you.

Many people find many words offensive: that's what's great aboput the
English language. Long may it survive and be free from censorship of
any kind. coon coon coon coon coon coon coon coon coon coon.

You are a plantpot.

"moghouse" wrote in message
...
On Aug 4, 10:08 pm, "Doctor Drivel" wrote:
"Billy Nomates" wrote in message

The word coon I find offensive.

Yes, on this group we usually call a spade a spade.


Or a plantpot and plantpot.

On Wed, 5 Aug 2009 01:34:08 +0100, Doctor Drivel wrote:

"moghouse" wrote in message
...
On Aug 4, 10:08 pm, "Doctor Drivel" wrote:
"Billy Nomates" wrote in message

The word coon I find offensive.

Yes, on this group we usually call a spade a spade.


Or a plantpot and plantpot.

He's the missing one of the Bill and Ben threesome.
--
Peter.
The head of a pin will hold more angels if
it's been flattened with an angel-grinder.

On Tue, 4 Aug 2009 22:08:46 +0100, Doctor Drivel wrote:

"Billy Nomates" wrote in message
...
I was arrested in B&Q earlier today for punching this coon woman to the
floor at the till.

But it wasn't my fault! My dad told me to go in and get a Black and
Decker!

The word coon I find offensive.

In almost all cases I'd agree, but used in context here, it probably is
alright as it is part of sending up the supposed perpetrator as racist and
unintelligent.

SteveW

On 5 Aug, 12:31, Steve Walker wrote:
On Tue, 4 Aug 2009 22:08:46 +0100, Doctor Drivel wrote:
"Billy Nomates" wrote in message
...
I was arrested in B&Q earlier today for punching this coon woman to the
floor at the till.

But it wasn't my fault! My dad told me to go in and get a Black and
Decker!

The word coon I find offensive.

In almost all cases I'd agree, but used in context here, it probably is
alright as it is part of sending up the supposed perpetrator as racist and
unintelligent.

SteveW

The author would have probably enjoyed Till Death Us Do Part for all
the wrong reasons.
Why was this posted on a DIY forum?

On 5 Aug, 17:39, Michael wrote:
On 5 Aug, 12:31, Steve Walker wrote:



On Tue, 4 Aug 2009 22:08:46 +0100, Doctor Drivel wrote:
"Billy Nomates" wrote in message
...
I was arrested in B&Q earlier today for punching this coon woman to the
floor at the till.

But it wasn't my fault! My dad told me to go in and get a Black and
Decker!

The word coon I find offensive.

In almost all cases I'd agree, but used in context here, it probably is
alright as it is part of sending up the supposed perpetrator as racist and
unintelligent.

SteveW

The author would have probably enjoyed Till Death Us Do Part for all
the wrong reasons.
Why was this posted on a DIY forum?

Yes I know it should be Till Death Do Us Part!

In an earlier contribution to this discussion,
Michael wrote:


The author would have probably enjoyed Till Death Us Do Part for all
the wrong reasons.
Why was this posted on a DIY forum?


Presumably because B&D tools are used by *some* DIY-ers - albeit only the
less discerning ones.
--
Cheers,
Roger
______
Email address maintained for newsgroup use only, and not regularly
monitored.. Messages sent to it may not be read for several weeks.
PLEASE REPLY TO NEWSGROUP!

"Michael" wrote in message
...
On 5 Aug, 17:39, Michael wrote:
On 5 Aug, 12:31, Steve Walker wrote:



On Tue, 4 Aug 2009 22:08:46 +0100, Doctor Drivel wrote:
"Billy Nomates" wrote in message
...
I was arrested in B&Q earlier today for punching this coon woman to
the
floor at the till.

But it wasn't my fault! My dad told me to go in and get a Black and
Decker!

The word coon I find offensive.

In almost all cases I'd agree, but used in context here, it probably is
alright as it is part of sending up the supposed perpetrator as racist
and
unintelligent.

SteveW

The author would have probably enjoyed Till Death Us Do Part for all
the wrong reasons.
Why was this posted on a DIY forum?

Yes I know it should be Till Death Do Us Part!

Or "Love thy neighbour"

Adam

"Steve Walker" wrote in message
...
'Mike' wrote:
"Billy Nomates" wrote in message
...
I was arrested in B&Q earlier today for punching this coon woman to the
floor at the till.

But it wasn't my fault! My dad told me to go in and get a Black and
Decker!

Having brought that to light, the 'Political Correctness Brigade' will
now insist that Black and Decker change their name.

There's no such thing as the 'Political Correctness Brigade', except in
the fevered imagination of Daily Mail readers.

Do they mix with the Chattering classes, the jet set and the permissive
society?

In message , Doctor Drivel
writes

"Billy Nomates" wrote in message
...
I was arrested in B&Q earlier today for punching this coon woman to the
floor at the till.

But it wasn't my fault! My dad told me to go in and get a Black and
Decker!

The word coon I find offensive.

Is it coz youse blik?


--
geoff

On 5 Aug, 23:33, geoff wrote:
In message , Doctor Drivel
writes



"Billy Nomates" wrote in message
...
I was arrested in B&Q earlier today for punching this coon woman to the
floor at the till.

But it wasn't my fault! My dad told me to go in and get a Black and
Decker!

The word coon I find offensive.

Is it coz youse blik?

--
geoff

Could be, it might also be because he isn't a ****wit racist tosser.

On Aug 5, 11:33*pm, geoff wrote:

The word coon I find offensive.

Is it coz youse blik?

No chance, black people are much too sensible.....unless they are on
the Race Relations Board of course!

In message
,
Bolted writes
On 5 Aug, 23:33, geoff wrote:
In message , Doctor Drivel
writes



"Billy Nomates" wrote in message
...
I was arrested in B&Q earlier today for punching this coon woman to the
floor at the till.

But it wasn't my fault! My dad told me to go in and get a Black and
Decker!

The word coon I find offensive.

Is it coz youse blik?

--
geoff

Could be, it might also be because he isn't a ****wit racist tosser.

He's certainly a ****wit and a tosser

--
geoff

"geoff" wrote in message
...

He's certainly a ****wit and a tosser

Maxie!!!!

...Maxie's had nice good swear
...the sort of language we should not hear.
...a courteous man? Maxie ain't
...he causes old ladies to drop and faint

...walk around Watford if you dare
...you will hear expletives through the air
...as Maxie screams out loud
...the sort of language of which he's proud
...with effs and C's and B's and T's
...directing words at old ladies

...the Plod viewed Maxie so adverse
...as he shouted out a curse
...they took this foul mouthed fatty man
...and slapped him right inside the can

...through the keyhole Maxie directed
...foul mouthed words towards the detective

...wearing a poka dot frock he did shout
...you effing *******s let me out
...the Plod had enough of this fat slob
...and rammed his frock inside his gob

On 6 Aug, 18:24, geoff wrote:
In message
,
Bolted writes



On 5 Aug, 23:33, geoff wrote:
In message , Doctor Drivel
writes

"Billy Nomates" wrote in message
...
I was arrested in B&Q earlier today for punching this coon woman to the
floor at the till.

But it wasn't my fault! My dad told me to go in and get a Black and
Decker!

The word coon I find offensive.

Is it coz youse blik?

--
geoff

Could be, it might also be because he isn't a ****wit racist tosser.

He's certainly a ****wit and a tosser

--
geoff

Maybe, but being a ****wit and a tosser is a necessary but not
sufficient condition for being a racist.

In message , Doctor Drivel
writes

"geoff" wrote in message
...

He's certainly a ****wit and a tosser

Maxie!!!!

..Maxie's had nice good swear
..the sort of language we should not hear.
..a courteous man? Maxie ain't
..he causes old ladies to drop and faint

.... ...

..wearing a poka dot frock he did shout
..you effing *******s let me out
..the Plod had enough of this fat slob
..and rammed his frock inside his gob

There you are - he's just proved it


--
geoff