I've just taken a great big dump and it was really satisfying but now
the whole of the joint stinks like turd! I've just remembered that the
estate agent's bringing someone round at 10.30 - 11.00!


What can I do?

On 3 aug, 10:38, Bobby G wrote:
I've just taken a great big dump and it was really satisfying but now
the whole of the joint stinks like turd! I've just remembered that the
estate agent's bringing someone round at 10.30 - 11.00!

What can I do?

Just throw the joint away and roll a new one.
Cheers
Jeff

On Mon, 03 Aug 2009 09:38:54 +0100, Bobby G wrote:

I've just taken a great big dump and it was really satisfying but now
the whole of the joint stinks like turd! I've just remembered that the
estate agent's bringing someone round at 10.30 - 11.00!


What can I do?

Knock five grand off the value of your house.

Bobby G wrote in message
...
I've just taken a great big dump and it was really satisfying but now
the whole of the joint stinks like turd! I've just remembered that the
estate agent's bringing someone round at 10.30 - 11.00!


What can I do?


Light a match.

On 3 Aug, 09:38, Bobby G wrote:
I've just taken a great big dump and it was really satisfying but now
the whole of the joint stinks like turd! I've just remembered that the
estate agent's bringing someone round at 10.30 - 11.00!

What can I do?

Run out to an air conditioning shop and buy 12 yeards of ducting.
Put one end in the bathroom (presuming thats where you have shat) and
the other end
under the cooker hood. Then switch on the cooker hood.

Arthur

Bobby G wrote in message
...
I've just taken a great big dump and it was really satisfying but now
the whole of the joint stinks like turd! I've just remembered that the
estate agent's bringing someone round at 10.30 - 11.00!


What can I do?


It's now gone 3 O'clock - how did it go ?

Bobby G wrote:
I've just taken a great big dump and it was really satisfying but now
the whole of the joint stinks like turd! I've just remembered that the
estate agent's bringing someone round at 10.30 - 11.00!


What can I do?

Grow up?


--
Dave - The Medway Handyman
www.medwayhandyman.co.uk

What can I do?

The stench of the estate agents cheap aftershave will cover it up.

Al.

On Aug 3, 3:19*pm, "Colonel Edmund J. Burke" wrote:
Notice how the english (faggots till the end), pardon the pun, respond to
the word "turd." *It's indicative of those queers and cowards.

:-) you want to attend a gym if you want a real indication of how many
UK males are, indeed, sausage jockeys.

1 in 10 the official line goes.............try 1 in 3.

No wonder there's so much rampant totty for us real males :-))))))))

Jeff Lawrence wrote:
On 3 aug, 10:38, Bobby G wrote:
I've just taken a great big dump and it was really satisfying but now
the whole of the joint stinks like turd! I've just remembered that the
estate agent's bringing someone round at 10.30 - 11.00!

What can I do?

Just throw the joint away and roll a new one.
Cheers
Jeff
Give up the hash browns!

On Mon, 03 Aug 2009 09:38:54 +0100, Bobby G wrote:

I've just taken a great big dump and it was really satisfying but now
the whole of the joint stinks like turd! I've just remembered that the
estate agent's bringing someone round at 10.30 - 11.00!


What can I do?


Terry & June season 2 episode 5.

Fred X

On Mon, 3 Aug 2009 15:02:54 +0100, "Franko"
wrote:

Bobby G wrote in message
.. .
I've just taken a great big dump and it was really satisfying but now
the whole of the joint stinks like turd! I've just remembered that the
estate agent's bringing someone round at 10.30 - 11.00!


What can I do?


It's now gone 3 O'clock - how did it go ?

The estate agent suggested I shouldn't cook cabbage before a viewing!

Bobby G wrote:
On Mon, 3 Aug 2009 15:02:54 +0100, "Franko"
wrote:

Bobby G wrote in message
...
I've just taken a great big dump and it was really satisfying but
now the whole of the joint stinks like turd! I've just remembered
that the estate agent's bringing someone round at 10.30 - 11.00!


What can I do?


It's now gone 3 O'clock - how did it go ?

The estate agent suggested I shouldn't cook cabbage before a viewing!


The estate agent said "Cook It" not eat it. :-) lol