On Jun 3, 4:07*pm, The Natural Philosopher
wrote:
Robb wrote:
Mrs Mike Reid wrote:

"The Natural Philosopher" wrote in message
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Gladys wrote:
"Barry Hughes" barryjune@hughes wrote in message
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I've just got spunk *all* over the bathroom curtains! Does anyone
know how to get semen stains out of bronze coloured crushed velour
curtains? Please, before the wife gets home!

What should I do?

Please refrain from posting this here, it is against our charter.
POSTED from UK.D-I-Y
Oh, I don't know, he was obviously 'doing it himself'

And the suggestions to 'get a man in next time' would seem to be not an
uncommon response to typical DIY disasters.

Next time OP, do it in the shed. That's the proper place.
Why have you posted this to ufdm? My Mike owns this group

No one owns a usenet group.

Excuse me. I think you'll find that Guy Chapman, aka the most
despised car-hater on the Internet, owns uk.rec.cycling. At least, he
acts as though he does.