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Default Ah NO! Help!

On Jun 2, 2:14*pm, Grimly Curmudgeon
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We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember "Barry Hughes" barryjune@hughes
saying something like:

I've just got spunk *all* over the bathroom curtains! Does anyone know
how to get semen stains out of bronze coloured crushed velour curtains?
Please, before the wife gets home!


What should I do?


Tell your boyfriend to lick it off.


Are you anything to do with Grimly Fiendish? Or just a homophobic
schoolboy?
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We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember Nuxx Bar
saying something like:

I've just got spunk *all* over the bathroom curtains! Does anyone know
how to get semen stains out of bronze coloured crushed velour curtains?
Please, before the wife gets home!


What should I do?


Tell your boyfriend to lick it off.


enter Drama Queen stage left.

Are you anything to do with Grimly Fiendish?


Nothing at all.

Or just a homophobic schoolboy?


Are you just an oversensitive little flower?
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