Place I was working at yesterday, the lady next door was the manager of the
local Magnet branch.

She asked me if I wanted to open an account, an hour later the rep came
around! Gave me a goodie bag, tee shirt & free Irwin jack saw. Didn't want
trade or bank references, or bank details.

They have a deal where if you open an account you get 20 tubes of silicone
free! Don't have to spend anything.

Doubt I'll ever spend much with them, but I've got enough silicone to last
for months.

You can also get £100 off your first order if its over £150, so if anyone's
looking for a new front door or something it could be worth a look.


--
Dave - The Medway Handyman
www.medwayhandyman.co.uk

On 9 Oct, 17:42, "The Medway Handyman"
wrote:
Place I was working at yesterday, the lady next door was the manager of the
local Magnet branch.

She asked me if I wanted to open an account, an hour later the rep came
around! *Gave me a goodie bag, tee shirt & free Irwin jack saw. *Didn't want
trade or bank references, or bank details.

They have a deal where if you open an account you get 20 tubes of silicone
free! *Don't have to spend anything.

Doubt I'll ever spend much with them, but I've got enough silicone to last
for months.

You can also get £100 off your first order if its over £150, so if anyone's
looking for a new front door or something it could be worth a look.


Attractive offer.

Sorry, couldn't resist...

Lino expert wrote:
On 9 Oct, 17:42, "The Medway Handyman"
wrote:
Place I was working at yesterday, the lady next door was the manager
of the local Magnet branch.

She asked me if I wanted to open an account, an hour later the rep
came around! Gave me a goodie bag, tee shirt & free Irwin jack saw.
Didn't want trade or bank references, or bank details.

They have a deal where if you open an account you get 20 tubes of
silicone free! Don't have to spend anything.

Doubt I'll ever spend much with them, but I've got enough silicone
to last for months.

You can also get £100 off your first order if its over £150, so if
anyone's looking for a new front door or something it could be worth
a look.


Attractive offer.

Sorry, couldn't resist...

20 tubes of silicone? Worth say £2 a tube, that's £40 saved which can be
wisely invested in beer...


--
Dave - The Medway Handyman
www.medwayhandyman.co.uk

"The Medway Handyman" wrote in message
om...
Place I was working at yesterday, the lady next door was the manager of
the local Magnet branch.

She asked me if I wanted to open an account, an hour later the rep came
around! Gave me a goodie bag, tee shirt & free Irwin jack saw. Didn't
want trade or bank references, or bank details.

They have a deal where if you open an account you get 20 tubes of silicone
free! Don't have to spend anything.

Doubt I'll ever spend much with them, but I've got enough silicone to last
for months.

You can also get £100 off your first order if its over £150, so if
anyone's looking for a new front door or something it could be worth a
look.


--
Dave - The Medway Handyman
www.medwayhandyman.co.uk



That rep has broken the terms and conditions of his company by not asking
you for bank details and references.
Jesus! they even want your passport and NI number.... sod them off.

"The Medway Handyman" wrote in message
om...
Lino expert wrote:
On 9 Oct, 17:42, "The Medway Handyman"
wrote:
Place I was working at yesterday, the lady next door was the manager
of the local Magnet branch.

She asked me if I wanted to open an account, an hour later the rep
came around! Gave me a goodie bag, tee shirt & free Irwin jack saw.
Didn't want trade or bank references, or bank details.

They have a deal where if you open an account you get 20 tubes of
silicone free! Don't have to spend anything.

Doubt I'll ever spend much with them, but I've got enough silicone
to last for months.

You can also get £100 off your first order if its over £150, so if
anyone's looking for a new front door or something it could be worth
a look.


Attractive offer.

Sorry, couldn't resist...

20 tubes of silicone? Worth say £2 a tube, that's £40 saved which can be
wisely invested in beer...


--
Dave - The Medway Handyman
www.medwayhandyman.co.uk



Hes on about the copany nae Dave ie "attractive offer" Magnet...geddit?

George wrote:
"The Medway Handyman" wrote in
message om...
Lino expert wrote:
On 9 Oct, 17:42, "The Medway Handyman"
wrote:
Place I was working at yesterday, the lady next door was the
manager of the local Magnet branch.

She asked me if I wanted to open an account, an hour later the rep
came around! Gave me a goodie bag, tee shirt & free Irwin jack saw.
Didn't want trade or bank references, or bank details.

They have a deal where if you open an account you get 20 tubes of
silicone free! Don't have to spend anything.

Doubt I'll ever spend much with them, but I've got enough silicone
to last for months.

You can also get £100 off your first order if its over £150, so if
anyone's looking for a new front door or something it could be
worth a look.


Attractive offer.

Sorry, couldn't resist...

20 tubes of silicone? Worth say £2 a tube, that's £40 saved which
can be wisely invested in beer...


--
Dave - The Medway Handyman
www.medwayhandyman.co.uk



Hes on about the copany name Dave ie "attractive offer"
Magnet...geddit?

Doh! Goddit!


--
Dave - The Medway Handyman
www.medwayhandyman.co.uk

Owain wrote:
The Medway Handyman wrote:
Place I was working at yesterday, the lady next door was the manager
of the local Magnet branch.
She asked me if I wanted to open an account, an hour later the rep
came around! Gave me a goodie bag, tee shirt & free Irwin jack saw.

I was also accosted yesterday by a wandering Magnet salesdroid. His offer
was £100 money off voucher with a minimum spend of £100, but sadly no T
shirt. He didnt want any bank details either & had an account opened for me
early this morning when his manager called me to confirm.

Neil