The next door neighbour is home with his stitched on finger. A nice piece of
surgery. He will be able to pick his nose with that finger when it heals up.
It was the chop saw that did the nasty deed.

He got a bloke in to finish the laminate floor.

And what had this bloke done? Stuck a nail through a CH pipe whilst putting
the beading down and failed to notice what he had done. The laminate is
ruined (no big deal) and all the downstairs carpets are wet through.

Adam

In an earlier contribution to this discussion,
ARWadworth wrote:

The next door neighbour is home with his stitched on finger. A nice
piece of surgery. He will be able to pick his nose with that finger
when it heals up. It was the chop saw that did the nasty deed.

He got a bloke in to finish the laminate floor.

And what had this bloke done? Stuck a nail through a CH pipe whilst
putting the beading down and failed to notice what he had done. The
laminate is ruined (no big deal) and all the downstairs carpets are
wet through.
Adam

Beading?!!! Serves him b--- well right for not doing the job properly by
taking the skirting board off. There's then no need for 'orrible looking
beading.
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"Roger Mills" wrote in message
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In an earlier contribution to this discussion,
ARWadworth wrote:

The next door neighbour is home with his stitched on finger. A nice
piece of surgery. He will be able to pick his nose with that finger
when it heals up. It was the chop saw that did the nasty deed.

He got a bloke in to finish the laminate floor.

And what had this bloke done? Stuck a nail through a CH pipe whilst
putting the beading down and failed to notice what he had done. The
laminate is ruined (no big deal) and all the downstairs carpets are
wet through.
Adam

Beading?!!! Serves him b--- well right for not doing the job properly by
taking the skirting board off. There's then no need for 'orrible looking
beading.

Hear hear!

Mary

On Sep 9, 7:26*pm, "ARWadworth"
wrote:
The next door neighbour is home with his stitched on finger.

Has he found the joke fingers yet?

MBQ

"Man at B&Q" wrote in message
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On Sep 9, 7:26 pm, "ARWadworth"
wrote:
The next door neighbour is home with his stitched on finger.

Has he found the joke fingers yet?

MBQ

Yes. But he does have a sense of humour.

Adam