and she said...the bloody rods wonky ya pillock.

Wasn't out that much to be honest.

Women!

On Sat, 10 May 2008 11:21:17 GMT, "George"
wrote:

and she said...the bloody rods wonky ya pillock.

Wasn't out that much to be honest.

Women!



Ah you failed to involve her in the decision as to where they should
go. You can absolve yourself of problems by next time asking her to
watch you and tell you when they're straight.
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mogga wrote:
On Sat, 10 May 2008 11:21:17 GMT, "George"
wrote:

and she said...the bloody rods wonky ya pillock.

Wasn't out that much to be honest.

Women!



Ah you failed to involve her in the decision as to where they should
go. You can absolve yourself of problems by next time asking her to
watch you and tell you when they're straight.

You reckon?

I deduce from the above that you don't have a SWMBO, then...

On Sat, 10 May 2008 16:53:09 +0100, Lobster
wrote:

mogga wrote:
On Sat, 10 May 2008 11:21:17 GMT, "George"
wrote:

and she said...the bloody rods wonky ya pillock.

Wasn't out that much to be honest.

Women!



Ah you failed to involve her in the decision as to where they should
go. You can absolve yourself of problems by next time asking her to
watch you and tell you when they're straight.

You reckon?

I deduce from the above that you don't have a SWMBO, then...

I am the SWMBO.
--
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Ah fetch it yourself if you can't wait for delivery
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http://www.holidayunder100.co.uk

Mogga wrote:
On Sat, 10 May 2008 16:53:09 +0100, Lobster
wrote:

mogga wrote:
On Sat, 10 May 2008 11:21:17 GMT, "George"
wrote:

and she said...the bloody rods wonky ya pillock.

Wasn't out that much to be honest.

Women!


Ah you failed to involve her in the decision as to where they should
go. You can absolve yourself of problems by next time asking her to
watch you and tell you when they're straight.
You reckon?

I deduce from the above that you don't have a SWMBO, then...

I am the SWMBO.

Oops.

In ,
mogga typed:
On Sat, 10 May 2008 11:21:17 GMT, "George"
wrote:

and she said...the bloody rods wonky ya pillock.

Wasn't out that much to be honest.

Women!



Ah you failed to involve her in the decision as to where they
should go. You can absolve yourself of problems by next time
asking her to watch you and tell you when they're straight.
--

Even if he flagellated morning, noon & night, wore sackcloth & ashes whilst
wandering around ringing a bell shouting 'unclean', he'd still be reminded
of it 'til the end of his days. He's doomed doomed DOOMED ;-)

cerberus wrote:
In ,
mogga typed:
On Sat, 10 May 2008 11:21:17 GMT, "George"
wrote:

and she said...the bloody rods wonky ya pillock.

Wasn't out that much to be honest.

Women!


Ah you failed to involve her in the decision as to where they
should go. You can absolve yourself of problems by next time
asking her to watch you and tell you when they're straight.
--

Even if he flagellated morning, noon & night, wore sackcloth & ashes whilst
wandering around ringing a bell shouting 'unclean', he'd still be reminded
of it 'til the end of his days. He's doomed doomed DOOMED ;-)


yep! :-)

dedics (also a SWMBO and Incidentally named Hilda as well (See the
Rumpole books))

Ian & Hilda Dedic wrote:
cerberus wrote:
In ,
mogga typed:
On Sat, 10 May 2008 11:21:17 GMT, "George"
wrote:

and she said...the bloody rods wonky ya pillock.

Wasn't out that much to be honest.

Women!


Ah you failed to involve her in the decision as to where they
should go. You can absolve yourself of problems by next time
asking her to watch you and tell you when they're straight.
--

Even if he flagellated morning, noon & night, wore sackcloth & ashes
whilst wandering around ringing a bell shouting 'unclean', he'd still
be reminded of it 'til the end of his days. He's doomed doomed DOOMED ;-)

yep! :-)

dedics (also a SWMBO and Incidentally named Hilda as well (See the
Rumpole books))

Might be slightly safer than one name Ayesha. :-)

(For anyone who doesn't understand, this is a quick explanation:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/She_%28novel%29 )
--
Rod

Hypothyroidism is a seriously debilitating condition with an insidious
onset.
Although common it frequently goes undiagnosed.
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"cerberus" wrote in message
...
In ,
mogga typed:
On Sat, 10 May 2008 11:21:17 GMT, "George"
wrote:

and she said...the bloody rods wonky ya pillock.

Wasn't out that much to be honest.

Women!



Ah you failed to involve her in the decision as to where they
should go. You can absolve yourself of problems by next time
asking her to watch you and tell you when they're straight.
--

Even if he flagellated morning, noon & night, wore sackcloth & ashes
whilst
wandering around ringing a bell shouting 'unclean', he'd still be reminded
of it 'til the end of his days. He's doomed doomed DOOMED ;-)



Don't be silly,I'll just trade her in for another model ie there's no
certificate/licence. ;-)

mogga wrote:
On Sat, 10 May 2008 11:21:17 GMT, "George"
wrote:

and she said...the bloody rods wonky ya pillock.

Wasn't out that much to be honest.

Women!



Ah you failed to involve her in the decision as to where they should
go. You can absolve yourself of problems by next time asking her to
watch you and tell you when they're straight.

A tried & trusted technique used with SWMBO & both daughters. If they say
its straight & you fix it, they then can't complain later - it must be
straight as females are never wrong :-)


--
Dave - The Medway Handyman
www.medwayhandyman.co.uk

The Medway Handyman wrote:
mogga wrote:
On Sat, 10 May 2008 11:21:17 GMT, "George"
wrote:

and she said...the bloody rods wonky ya pillock.

Wasn't out that much to be honest.

Women!


Ah you failed to involve her in the decision as to where they should
go. You can absolve yourself of problems by next time asking her to
watch you and tell you when they're straight.

A tried & trusted technique used with SWMBO & both daughters. If they say
its straight & you fix it, they then can't complain later

Of course they can... "it was straight when you put it up; not my fault
it's gone wonky now, is it?? Shoulda fixed it properly, shouldn't you..."

David

On Sat, 10 May 2008 19:03:06 +0100, Lobster
wrote:

The Medway Handyman wrote:
mogga wrote:
On Sat, 10 May 2008 11:21:17 GMT, "George"
wrote:

and she said...the bloody rods wonky ya pillock.

Wasn't out that much to be honest.

Women!


Ah you failed to involve her in the decision as to where they should
go. You can absolve yourself of problems by next time asking her to
watch you and tell you when they're straight.

A tried & trusted technique used with SWMBO & both daughters. If they say
its straight & you fix it, they then can't complain later

Of course they can... "it was straight when you put it up; not my fault
it's gone wonky now, is it?? Shoulda fixed it properly, shouldn't you..."

David


Seriously? You should have told her she'd washed the nets in too much
heavy water.
--
http://www.orderonlinepickupinstore.co.uk
Ah fetch it yourself if you can't wait for delivery
http://www.freedeliveryuk.co.uk
http://www.holidayunder100.co.uk

"Mogga" wrote in message
...
On Sat, 10 May 2008 19:03:06 +0100, Lobster
wrote:

The Medway Handyman wrote:
mogga wrote:
On Sat, 10 May 2008 11:21:17 GMT, "George"
wrote:

and she said...the bloody rods wonky ya pillock.

Wasn't out that much to be honest.

Women!


Ah you failed to involve her in the decision as to where they should
go. You can absolve yourself of problems by next time asking her to
watch you and tell you when they're straight.

A tried & trusted technique used with SWMBO & both daughters. If they
say
its straight & you fix it, they then can't complain later

Of course they can... "it was straight when you put it up; not my fault
it's gone wonky now, is it?? Shoulda fixed it properly, shouldn't
you..."

David


Seriously? You should have told her she'd washed the nets in too much
heavy water.
--
http://www.orderonlinepickupinstore.co.uk
Ah fetch it yourself if you can't wait for delivery
http://www.freedeliveryuk.co.uk
http://www.holidayunder100.co.uk

I blame it on her left leg being shorter than the right one. ;-)