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Michael A. Terrell September 23rd 07 10:19 PM

What have been the worst home handyman accidents you've had,or seenso far ?
 
geoff wrote:

FFS **** off you window lickers

you reply including uk.d-i-y in your header, I'll reply back with abuse

OK ?

now **** off



I expect nothing less than this from a bleating 'Eurosheep'.


--
Service to my country? Been there, Done that, and I've got my DD214 to
prove it.
Member of DAV #85.

Michael A. Terrell
Central Florida

Michael A. Terrell September 23rd 07 10:28 PM

What have been the worst home handyman accidents you've had,or seenso far ?
 
geoff wrote:


DIGAF -



Yes, you do give a ****, or you wouldn't have posted your pathetic
drivel.


I'm off to Africa the day after tomorrow,



May you give a lion indigestion.


Why do you insist on displaying your father's predeliction for
domesticated animals ?



WHy can't you faggots say what you mean, instead of using a six year
olds innuendo? Do they castrate all of you at six years old? Or all of
you so bad at D.I.Y. that it's self inflicted? You make the French look
good. :(


I used to feel sorry for Indians, now I realise that, like the Dodo,
they are just too stupid to survive

--
geoff



That's what we think about all of you stupid "Eurosheep'. It's really
sad though, that 99.9% of you make the rest look bad. :(


--
Service to my country? Been there, Done that, and I've got my DD214 to
prove it.
Member of DAV #85.

Michael A. Terrell
Central Florida

geoff September 23rd 07 10:47 PM

What have been the worst home handyman accidents you've had,or seen so far ?
 
In message , Michael A. Terrell
writes
geoff wrote:


DIGAF -



Yes, you do give a ****, or you wouldn't have posted your pathetic
drivel.


I'm off to Africa the day after tomorrow,



May you give a lion indigestion.


Why do you insist on displaying your father's predeliction for
domesticated animals ?



WHy can't you faggots say what you mean, instead of using a six year
olds innuendo? Do they castrate all of you at six years old? Or all of
you so bad at D.I.Y. that it's self inflicted? You make the French look
good. :(


I used to feel sorry for Indians, now I realise that, like the Dodo,
they are just too stupid to survive

--
geoff



That's what we think about all of you stupid "Eurosheep'. It's really
sad though, that 99.9% of you make the rest look bad. :(


I shall miss you window lickers ...

--
geoff

Gunner Asch[_2_] September 23rd 07 11:55 PM

What have been the worst home handyman accidents you've had,or seen so far ?
 
On Sun, 23 Sep 2007 20:23:43 GMT, geoff wrote:

In message , Gunner Asch
writes
On Sun, 23 Sep 2007 11:38:53 GMT, geoff wrote:

In message , Gunner Asch
writes
On Sat, 22 Sep 2007 12:07:15 GMT, geoff wrote:

In message , Ed Huntress
writes

"geoff" wrote in message
...
In message , Ed Huntress
writes

But the history of the issue over the decades preceding the B of R
suggests
that the most common argument (although not, possibly, the most forceful
one) was an individual right to self-defense. Why the FFs didn't seize on
that one, we can only guess. A key point is that there was no debate over
the right itself. It was a no-brainer at the time.

blah blah

excuse me girls, can you please remove uk.d-i-y from your x-posts

thanks in anticipation that you are intelligent enough to do this


--
geoff

Sure, Geoff. We wouldn't want you to know this stuff, anyway. You might be
dangerous if you did. d8-)

Another stupid septic ...


Another stupid turd heard from.

Turd = **** rhymes with Brit.

Gunner

Not really good with words are you ?


Im not particularly conversant with Cockney Rhyming Slang, but isnt
the term you ****s use for the US..."septic" + tank rhymes with Yank?

So you stupid Turds (I did get the connection correct, did I not?)
are now going to get all ****y and upset about it?

now as I said

"can you please remove uk.d-i-y from your x-posts
thanks in anticipation that you are intelligent enough to do this"


Intelligent enough, of course. On the other hand, ****ing off arrogant
sniveling little Turds is fun.

The DIY shall remain. In fact, I may subscribe to the group,


DIGAF - I'm off to Africa the day after tomorrow,


Really? I understand young boys are cheap there. Enjoy your
predilections. Just watch out for the "slims". With luck..the latest
ebola outbreak will catch you first.

Why do you insist on displaying your father's predeliction for
domesticated animals ?


I mentioned he liked beagles?

I used to feel sorry for Indians, now I realise that, like the Dodo,
they are just too stupid to survive


Im sure the Pakis agree with you.

Gunner


Gunner Asch[_2_] September 23rd 07 11:56 PM

What have been the worst home handyman accidents you've had,or seen so far ?
 
On Sun, 23 Sep 2007 21:47:49 GMT, geoff wrote:

In message , Michael A. Terrell
writes
geoff wrote:


DIGAF -



Yes, you do give a ****, or you wouldn't have posted your pathetic
drivel.


I'm off to Africa the day after tomorrow,



May you give a lion indigestion.


Why do you insist on displaying your father's predeliction for
domesticated animals ?



WHy can't you faggots say what you mean, instead of using a six year
olds innuendo? Do they castrate all of you at six years old? Or all of
you so bad at D.I.Y. that it's self inflicted? You make the French look
good. :(


I used to feel sorry for Indians, now I realise that, like the Dodo,
they are just too stupid to survive

--
geoff



That's what we think about all of you stupid "Eurosheep'. It's really
sad though, that 99.9% of you make the rest look bad. :(


I shall miss you window lickers ...



Thats a new one. Whats it mean in Turdish?

Gunner


clare at snyder.on.ca September 24th 07 04:47 AM

What have been the worst home handyman accidents you've had,or seen so far ?
 
On Sun, 23 Sep 2007 15:56:33 -0700, Gunner Asch
wrote:

On Sun, 23 Sep 2007 21:47:49 GMT, geoff wrote:

In message , Michael A. Terrell
writes
geoff wrote:


DIGAF -


Yes, you do give a ****, or you wouldn't have posted your pathetic
drivel.


I'm off to Africa the day after tomorrow,


May you give a lion indigestion.


Why do you insist on displaying your father's predeliction for
domesticated animals ?


WHy can't you faggots say what you mean, instead of using a six year
olds innuendo? Do they castrate all of you at six years old? Or all of
you so bad at D.I.Y. that it's self inflicted? You make the French look
good. :(


I used to feel sorry for Indians, now I realise that, like the Dodo,
they are just too stupid to survive

--
geoff


That's what we think about all of you stupid "Eurosheep'. It's really
sad though, that 99.9% of you make the rest look bad. :(


I shall miss you window lickers ...



Thats a new one. Whats it mean in Turdish?

Gunner


From the "Urban Dictionary":
1. window licker

A retard who sits in the back of the sunshine bus, licking the window
whilst staring at you


2. window licker

A mentally challenged person riding on "the short bus".

aka: Adams or Negative Waves

The window lickers on the short bus have faces pressed against the
window with their tongues hanging out.


3. window licker

(derogatory) ~ sl.: euphemism for a person of mentally challenged
status. Etymology: C20 - Derived from the stereotyped behaviour of
mentally challenged people, observed to place their open mouths into
prolongued contact with the external windows of public or private
transport on which they are seated.

It is offensive and wrong to name a person people who is mentally
challenged a 'window licker' or a 'retard'.




--
Posted via a free Usenet account from http://www.teranews.com


Gunner Asch[_2_] September 24th 07 06:51 AM

What have been the worst home handyman accidents you've had,or seen so far ?
 
On Sun, 23 Sep 2007 23:47:55 -0400, clare at snyder.on.ca wrote:

On Sun, 23 Sep 2007 15:56:33 -0700, Gunner Asch
wrote:

On Sun, 23 Sep 2007 21:47:49 GMT, geoff wrote:

In message , Michael A. Terrell
writes
geoff wrote:


DIGAF -


Yes, you do give a ****, or you wouldn't have posted your pathetic
drivel.


I'm off to Africa the day after tomorrow,


May you give a lion indigestion.


Why do you insist on displaying your father's predeliction for
domesticated animals ?


WHy can't you faggots say what you mean, instead of using a six year
olds innuendo? Do they castrate all of you at six years old? Or all of
you so bad at D.I.Y. that it's self inflicted? You make the French look
good. :(


I used to feel sorry for Indians, now I realise that, like the Dodo,
they are just too stupid to survive

--
geoff


That's what we think about all of you stupid "Eurosheep'. It's really
sad though, that 99.9% of you make the rest look bad. :(


I shall miss you window lickers ...



Thats a new one. Whats it mean in Turdish?

Gunner


From the "Urban Dictionary":
1. window licker

A retard who sits in the back of the sunshine bus, licking the window
whilst staring at you


2. window licker

A mentally challenged person riding on "the short bus".

aka: Adams or Negative Waves

The window lickers on the short bus have faces pressed against the
window with their tongues hanging out.


3. window licker

(derogatory) ~ sl.: euphemism for a person of mentally challenged
status. Etymology: C20 - Derived from the stereotyped behaviour of
mentally challenged people, observed to place their open mouths into
prolongued contact with the external windows of public or private
transport on which they are seated.

It is offensive and wrong to name a person people who is mentally
challenged a 'window licker' or a 'retard'.


Wow! A great new discription of American Liberals!

Added to my overflowing dictionary!

Thanks!

Humm...I didnt know the Urban Dictionary translated into Turdish.

Cool!

Gunner


Michael A. Terrell September 24th 07 10:40 AM

What have been the worst home handyman accidents you've had,orseen so far ?
 
geoff wrote:

In message , Michael A. Terrell
writes
geoff wrote:


DIGAF -



Yes, you do give a ****, or you wouldn't have posted your pathetic
drivel.


I'm off to Africa the day after tomorrow,



May you give a lion indigestion.


Why do you insist on displaying your father's predeliction for
domesticated animals ?



WHy can't you faggots say what you mean, instead of using a six year
olds innuendo? Do they castrate all of you at six years old? Or all of
you so bad at D.I.Y. that it's self inflicted? You make the French look
good. :(


I used to feel sorry for Indians, now I realise that, like the Dodo,
they are just too stupid to survive

--
geoff



That's what we think about all of you stupid "Eurosheep'. It's really
sad though, that 99.9% of you make the rest look bad. :(


I shall miss you window lickers ...



So, you missed the bus, AGAIN? They need a stronger leash for you
retards.


--
Service to my country? Been there, Done that, and I've got my DD214 to
prove it.
Member of DAV #85.

Michael A. Terrell
Central Florida


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