How can a student like me eat Weetabix every day?
 

In message , Clive Mitchell
writes
In message .com,
writes
Normally I have a couple of breakfast bars in the morning (Nutrigrain
etc.)

I hate washing up.

You eat cake in the morning and can't be bothered washing a few dishes.

Can I suggest you get ONE universal bowl. That way you wash it either
before or after each use and dishes don't pile up. Spoken by a true
bachelor. ;)

I've got a friend who just keeps on using a new coffee mug every time.
His main room is like a carpet of coffee mugs. I think he might be on
this group too.......

Oh yeah... And don't do this......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Z4AFmlh9AA

It might break your bowl.

T'would solve the washing up problem, though

--
geoff

How can a student like me eat Weetabix every day?
 

Andy Hall wrote:

Simple, get one of those domestic appliances that does it for you...
If if you don't want a wife, then get a dishwasher!

Q. Why do brides wear white?

A. To match the other domestic appliances

What does WIFE stand for? Washing, Ironing, Food, Etc


--
Cheers,

John.

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In message , Mary Fisher
writes
The science students I know don't worry about washing up.

If they were real scientists they could make a nitrating solution and
treat the paper plates in it before use.

That way all the washing up could be done in a flash.

(Yeah, it requires scientific knowledge to appreciate that joke.)

--
Clive Mitchell
http://www.bigclive.com

How can a student like me eat Weetabix every day?
 

In message , Andy Hall writes
On 2007-03-14 18:42:00 +0000, John Rumm said:

Mary Fisher wrote:

have you worked out how you'll spend them without washing up?
Simple, get one of those domestic appliances that does it for
you... If if you don't want a wife, then get a dishwasher!

Q. Why do brides wear white?

A. To match the other domestic appliances


OK, since we're into such things

Which is the odd one out ...

a battery, a woman, a washing machine and a stereo


--
geoff

How can a student like me eat Weetabix every day?
 

In message , John
Rumm writes
Mary Fisher wrote:

have you worked out how you'll spend them without washing up?


Simple, get one of those domestic appliances that does it for you... If
if you don't want a wife, then get a dishwasher!

As they say

a wife is an appliance you screw on the bed and it does the housework

simple

--
geoff

How can a student like me eat Weetabix every day?
 

Owain typed


Mary Fisher wrote:
You are a *student*? Of what? Some ology, presumably.
Probably accountancy.
Certainly not a student of English.

No, his spelling's quite good.

Owain

definately (sic)

--
Helen D. Vecht:
Edgware.

How can a student like me eat Weetabix every day?
 

We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember Owain
saying something like:

Graeme wrote:
You are a *student*? Of what? Some ology, presumably.

Probably accountancy. No other students (a) could afford to eat every
day,

Heh. Reminds me of the student in Aberdeen who lived on porridge for a
term. Carted off to the ED suffering from malnutrition, iirc.
--

Dave

How can a student like me eat Weetabix every day?
 

In article ,
Grimly Curmudgeon wrote:
Heh. Reminds me of the student in Aberdeen who lived on porridge for a
term. Carted off to the ED suffering from malnutrition, iirc.

Assuming he took them with milk which is the traditional way he should
have survived quite well. Proper porridge of course - not the ready
rubbish.

--
*If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done? *

Dave Plowman London SW
To e-mail, change noise into sound.

How can a student like me eat Weetabix every day?
 

raden wrote:

OK, since we're into such things

Which is the odd one out ...

a battery, a woman, a washing machine and a stereo

The stereo?









(the others leak when they are well shagged!)

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John.

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On Wed, 14 Mar 2007 12:17:14 +0000, Tim wrote:

Eat weetabix, drink milk from carton - problem solved.

you could perhaps dunk the weetabix as you would a biscuit in your tea
if you bought milk in cartons and openend them all the way across the
top.
Or perhaps cut the weetabix's in half lenghtways first so you could
fit them through the top of a bottle.
So many possibilites!

How can a student like me eat Weetabix every day?
 

raden wrote:

As they say

a wife is an appliance you screw on the bed and it does the housework

And....

Q: Why do women usually come second?

A: Who cares


(and to offset that one)


Three blokes walking along a beach, when one find an old oil lamp. Gives
it a rub and sure enough a genie appears with the whole three wishes
bit. The genie says, since there are three of you, it is one wish each I
am afraid.

So the first bloke says "My mates have always teased me about being a
bit thick... so, I want to be the cleverest blokes here so that I can
show them up for a change!". So "Puff!" the genie grants him his wish.

Not to be outdone, the second bloke looks at his mate and says "I want
to be twice as smart as him". "Puff", and the genie grants his wish as
well.

Finally the third chap says "OK to trump them, I want to be twice as
cleaver as both of those two put together!". "Puff", and he turns into a
woman.



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John.

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"T i m" wrote in message
...
....

your daughter

She's looking forward to college and meeting a different set of
people.

Good. Does she know how to wash up though?

Bet she does!

Mary

How can a student like me eat Weetabix every day?
 

"Helen Deborah Vecht" wrote in message
...
Owain typed


Mary Fisher wrote:
You are a *student*? Of what? Some ology, presumably.
Probably accountancy.
Certainly not a student of English.

No, his spelling's quite good.

Owain

definately (sic)

Quite.

There's also a lack of capitals.

Mary

How can a student like me eat Weetabix every day?
 

"Clive Mitchell" wrote in message
...
In message , Mary Fisher
writes
The science students I know don't worry about washing up.

If they were real scientists they could make a nitrating solution and
treat the paper plates in it before use.

That way all the washing up could be done in a flash.

:-)

But what about the next day?

(Yeah, it requires scientific knowledge to appreciate that joke.)

Some of us do have it ...


Mary

How can a student like me eat Weetabix every day?
 

We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember Owain
saying something like:

Grimly Curmudgeon wrote:
Heh. Reminds me of the student in Aberdeen who lived on porridge for a
term. Carted off to the ED suffering from malnutrition, iirc.

It could have been bacterial, if he didn't thoroughly clean the porridge
drawer at the end of each term.

Hoyuss, very important is porridge drawer hygiene and lining the drawer
with greaseproof paper, not old copies of the Sun.
--

Dave

How can a student like me eat Weetabix every day?
 

"Owain" wrote in message
...
Grimly Curmudgeon wrote:
Heh. Reminds me of the student in Aberdeen who lived on porridge for a
term. Carted off to the ED suffering from malnutrition, iirc.

ED?

Erectile Dysfunction??

What's that to do with porridge?

Mary

How can a student like me eat Weetabix every day?
 

On Thu, 15 Mar 2007 19:53:36 -0000, "Mary Fisher"
wrote:


"Owain" wrote in message
...
Grimly Curmudgeon wrote:
Heh. Reminds me of the student in Aberdeen who lived on porridge for a
term. Carted off to the ED suffering from malnutrition, iirc.

ED?

Erectile Dysfunction??

What's that to do with porridge?

Mary


I think it depends how stiff you make it.

How can a student like me eat Weetabix every day?
 

We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember mike saying
something like:

Heh. Reminds me of the student in Aberdeen who lived on porridge for a
term. Carted off to the ED suffering from malnutrition, iirc.

ED?

Erectile Dysfunction??

What's that to do with porridge?

Mary


I think it depends how stiff you make it.

Mary's probably had her moments...
--

Dave

How can a student like me eat Weetabix every day?
 

In message , Owain
writes
raden wrote:
You are a *student*? Of what? Some ology, presumably.
Media studies of course
Do they study anything else these days ?

I've always thought that this one sounded interesting :-)
http://www.undergraduate.hw.ac.uk/courses/view/C980/

even if the no. 1 suggested route for graduates is the blood
transfusion service.

I did know someone who did morris dancing as part of his degree


--
geoff

How can a student like me eat Weetabix every day?
 

mike wrote:

Heh. Reminds me of the student in Aberdeen who lived on porridge for a
term. Carted off to the ED suffering from malnutrition, iirc.
ED?

Erectile Dysfunction??

What's that to do with porridge?

Mary


I think it depends how stiff you make it.

You know students... always keen to get their oats.

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Cheers,

John.

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In message , John
Rumm writes
raden wrote:

OK, since we're into such things
Which is the odd one out ...
a battery, a woman, a washing machine and a stereo

The stereo?









(the others leak when they are well shagged!)

Give that man a weetabix


--
geoff

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On Thu, 15 Mar 2007 10:27:23 -0000, "Mary Fisher"
wrote:


"T i m" wrote in message
.. .
...

your daughter

She's looking forward to college and meeting a different set of
people.

Good. Does she know how to wash up though?

Yes, when we go camping, that's one of her chores. At home she knows
how to load the dishwasher. ;-)


All the best ..

T i m

How can a student like me eat Weetabix every day?
 

In message , Grimly
Curmudgeon writes
We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember mike saying
something like:

Heh. Reminds me of the student in Aberdeen who lived on porridge for a
term. Carted off to the ED suffering from malnutrition, iirc.

ED?

Erectile Dysfunction??

What's that to do with porridge?

Mary


I think it depends how stiff you make it.

Mary's probably had her moments...

""Northern tart gets stiffy" shock horror"

--
geoff

How can a student like me eat Weetabix every day?
 

"Dave Plowman (News)" typed


In article ,
Grimly Curmudgeon wrote:
Heh. Reminds me of the student in Aberdeen who lived on porridge for a
term. Carted off to the ED suffering from malnutrition, iirc.

Assuming he took them with milk which is the traditional way he should
have survived quite well. Proper porridge of course - not the ready
rubbish.


I think he had scurvy...

--
Helen D. Vecht:
Edgware.

How can a student like me eat Weetabix every day?
 

In message , Owain
writes
It could have been bacterial, if he didn't thoroughly clean the
porridge drawer at the end of each term.

Or the knife used to cut it into slices.

--
Clive Mitchell
http://www.bigclive.com

How can a student like me eat Weetabix every day?
 

"T i m" wrote in message
...
On Thu, 15 Mar 2007 10:27:23 -0000, "Mary Fisher"
wrote:


"T i m" wrote in message
. ..
...

your daughter

She's looking forward to college and meeting a different set of
people.

Good. Does she know how to wash up though?

Yes, when we go camping, that's one of her chores. At home she knows
how to load the dishwasher. ;-)

She obviously has wise parents. I wish her well.

Mary

How can a student like me eat Weetabix every day?
 

On 16 Mar, 12:20, "Mary Fisher" wrote:
"T i m" wrote in messagenews:3khjv2d9sfilne4tfm8bnkq4o962hddbu0@4ax .com...



On Thu, 15 Mar 2007 10:27:23 -0000, "Mary Fisher"
wrote:

"T i m" wrote in message
. ..
...

your daughter

She's looking forward to college and meeting a different set of
people.

Good. Does she know how to wash up though?

Yes, when we go camping, that's one of her chores. At home she knows
how to load the dishwasher. ;-)

She obviously has wise parents. I wish her well.

Mary

And she will clearly expect her 'wise parents' to supply her with a
flat that has a dishwasher.

Wasn't like that in my day

Rob (now an qualified OF)

How can a student like me eat Weetabix every day?
 

wrote in message
oups.com...
Normally I have a couple of breakfast bars in the morning (Nutrigrain
etc.)

I hate washing up.

I obviously can't use paper plates (the milk would fall out)


Are there any disposable (and cheap) containers I can use to have my
weetabix+milk every day?

It may be a bland breakfast, but it definately keeps me full.


I can't rely on the sink in my student place (things go missing in a
shared kitchen, hygiene reasons etc.)



If you think this question is dumb, i'm a bit of a stoner & I can't
think straight all the time.

Grow some ******** and chuck everyone elses' **** in the bin if they won't
wash it.

How can a student like me eat Weetabix every day?
 

"robgraham" wrote in message
oups.com...
On 16 Mar, 12:20, "Mary Fisher" wrote:
"T i m" wrote in
messagenews:3khjv2d9sfilne4tfm8bnkq4o962hddbu0@4ax .com...



On Thu, 15 Mar 2007 10:27:23 -0000, "Mary Fisher"
wrote:

"T i m" wrote in message
. ..
...

your daughter

She's looking forward to college and meeting a different set of
people.

Good. Does she know how to wash up though?

Yes, when we go camping, that's one of her chores. At home she knows
how to load the dishwasher. ;-)

She obviously has wise parents. I wish her well.

Mary

And she will clearly expect her 'wise parents' to supply her with a
flat that has a dishwasher.

WHAT???

Wasn't like that in my day

I didn't have those days but every time one of ours left they took our
current electric kettle saying that we had a spare. We ended up with
Spouse's grandmother's copper kettle which we still use on the hob. HA! They
don't have suitable hobs for a kettle with a bumpy bottom because it was
used on a firegrate for a century!

Rob (now an qualified OF)

Old Folk?

Mary

How can a student like me eat Weetabix every day?
 

On Sat, 17 Mar 2007 10:01:58 +0000, Mary Fisher wrote:

Rob (now an qualified OF)

Old Folk?

Old F-something, I think ;-)

How can a student like me eat Weetabix every day?
 

"John Stumbles" wrote in message
.. .
On Sat, 17 Mar 2007 10:01:58 +0000, Mary Fisher wrote:

Rob (now an qualified OF)

Old Folk?

Old F-something, I think ;-)

Ah - you're having a CRAFT moment!

(can't remember a flippin' thing - or something)

Mary