Was digging up the driveway today and one of these fly by night block
paving guys turns up to see if I'm interested in having him do the
work. They must have eagle eyes as it's a cul-de-sac and this is the
second guy in 2 weeks!

Anyway, I politely refused his offer but he had more to sell - a van
full of Power tools. Opens up the door and I see a whole range of
Chinese made power tools all badged up 'Makita'! The same el-cheapo
heavy SDS that I own was in there, which was a dead giveaway. Is there
anything left people won't fake?