One swish! And that ugly *******'s head came clean off. Not a single
dangling vein.
Nope. They don't make swords like that any more.
Screwfix used to stock a half decent one. But it was useless
for gladatorial purposes. Not bad for despatching the odd annoying yob;
assuming hes not very fat and therefore fleshy around the torso to cranium
connection section.

Bit surprised this topic hasn't come up before.

Arthur