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Phil Kyle October 26th 06 08:34 PM

MOT Dashboard warning lights
 
Harry Bloomfield verbally sodomised in
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McKev expressed precisely :
My car failed it's MOT. The tester said the car was in excellent
condition and that whilst the brakes passed the test, and the ABS was
fully working, the ABS light on the dashboard remained lit. I then of
course paid him to track the cause of the light, which was fixed
after a big wadge changed hands.

The car passed last year with the same problem - which I'd asked about
before it took the test and was told the car wouldn't fail because of
the light, it would only fail if the brakes didn't pass.

The views on this seem contradictory - does anyone know the legal
answer?
Thanks in advance.




Id have removed the light.


..and it would have (or should have) failed on a none working ABS
warning light.

The tester is supposed to confirm that the light comes on, then goes
off after a few seconds - thus confirming that the ABS diagnostics give
an all clear.


I'd have removed the light.

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ah October 27th 06 01:15 AM

MOT Dashboard warning lights
 
Phil Kyle wrote:
Harry Bloomfield verbally sodomised in
:

McKev expressed precisely :
My car failed it's MOT. The tester said the car was in excellent
condition and that whilst the brakes passed the test, and the ABS was
fully working, the ABS light on the dashboard remained lit. I then of
course paid him to track the cause of the light, which was fixed
after a big wadge changed hands.

The car passed last year with the same problem - which I'd asked about
before it took the test and was told the car wouldn't fail because of
the light, it would only fail if the brakes didn't pass.

The views on this seem contradictory - does anyone know the legal
answer?
Thanks in advance.




Id have removed the light.


..and it would have (or should have) failed on a none working ABS
warning light.

The tester is supposed to confirm that the light comes on, then goes
off after a few seconds - thus confirming that the ABS diagnostics give
an all clear.


I'd have removed the light.


Typical.
--
ah

widget October 27th 06 01:43 AM

MOT Dashboard warning lights
 
Phil Kyle wrote:
Harry Bloomfield verbally sodomised in
:


McKev expressed precisely :

My car failed it's MOT. The tester said the car was in excellent
condition and that whilst the brakes passed the test, and the ABS was
fully working, the ABS light on the dashboard remained lit. I then of
course paid him to track the cause of the light, which was fixed
after a big wadge changed hands.

The car passed last year with the same problem - which I'd asked about
before it took the test and was told the car wouldn't fail because of
the light, it would only fail if the brakes didn't pass.

The views on this seem contradictory - does anyone know the legal
answer?
Thanks in advance.




Id have removed the light.


..and it would have (or should have) failed on a none working ABS
warning light.

The tester is supposed to confirm that the light comes on, then goes
off after a few seconds - thus confirming that the ABS diagnostics give
an all clear.



I'd have removed the light.

****

Phil Kyle October 27th 06 05:06 PM

MOT Dashboard warning lights
 
ah verbally sodomised in
:

Phil Kyle wrote:
Harry Bloomfield verbally sodomised
in :

McKev expressed precisely :
My car failed it's MOT. The tester said the car was in excellent
condition and that whilst the brakes passed the test, and the ABS
was fully working, the ABS light on the dashboard remained lit. I
then of course paid him to track the cause of the light, which was
fixed after a big wadge changed hands.

The car passed last year with the same problem - which I'd asked
about before it took the test and was told the car wouldn't fail
because of the light, it would only fail if the brakes didn't pass.

The views on this seem contradictory - does anyone know the legal
answer?
Thanks in advance.




Id have removed the light.

..and it would have (or should have) failed on a none working ABS
warning light.

The tester is supposed to confirm that the light comes on, then goes
off after a few seconds - thus confirming that the ABS diagnostics
give an all clear.


I'd have removed the light.


Typical.


I'd have then replaced it with a working one.

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Phil Kyle October 27th 06 05:12 PM

MOT Dashboard warning lights
 
widget verbally sodomised in
:

Phil Kyle wrote:
Harry Bloomfield verbally sodomised
in :


McKev expressed precisely :

My car failed it's MOT. The tester said the car was in excellent
condition and that whilst the brakes passed the test, and the ABS was
fully working, the ABS light on the dashboard remained lit. I then of
course paid him to track the cause of the light, which was fixed
after a big wadge changed hands.

The car passed last year with the same problem - which I'd asked
about before it took the test and was told the car wouldn't fail
because of the light, it would only fail if the brakes didn't pass.

The views on this seem contradictory - does anyone know the legal
answer?
Thanks in advance.




Id have removed the light.

..and it would have (or should have) failed on a none working ABS
warning light.

The tester is supposed to confirm that the light comes on, then goes
off after a few seconds - thus confirming that the ABS diagnostics give
an all clear.



I'd have removed the light.

****

****



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Beav October 27th 06 11:21 PM

MOT Dashboard warning lights
 

"Phil Kyle" wrote in message
.. .
ah verbally sodomised in
:

Phil Kyle wrote:
Harry Bloomfield verbally sodomised
in :

McKev expressed precisely :
My car failed it's MOT. The tester said the car was in excellent
condition and that whilst the brakes passed the test, and the ABS
was fully working, the ABS light on the dashboard remained lit. I
then of course paid him to track the cause of the light, which was
fixed after a big wadge changed hands.

The car passed last year with the same problem - which I'd asked
about before it took the test and was told the car wouldn't fail
because of the light, it would only fail if the brakes didn't pass.

The views on this seem contradictory - does anyone know the legal
answer?
Thanks in advance.




Id have removed the light.

..and it would have (or should have) failed on a none working ABS
warning light.

The tester is supposed to confirm that the light comes on, then goes
off after a few seconds - thus confirming that the ABS diagnostics
give an all clear.


I'd have removed the light.


Typical.


I'd have then replaced it with a working one.


****ing tit. The light WAS working. Read the post again, prick.


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Zed 1000
OMF# 19



ah October 28th 06 01:10 AM

MOT Dashboard warning lights
 
Beav wrote:
"Phil Kyle" wrote in message
.. .
ah verbally sodomised in
:

Phil Kyle wrote:
Harry Bloomfield verbally sodomised
in :

McKev expressed precisely :
My car failed it's MOT. The tester said the car was in excellent
condition and that whilst the brakes passed the test, and the ABS
was fully working, the ABS light on the dashboard remained lit. I
then of course paid him to track the cause of the light, which was
fixed after a big wadge changed hands.

The car passed last year with the same problem - which I'd asked
about before it took the test and was told the car wouldn't fail
because of the light, it would only fail if the brakes didn't pass.

The views on this seem contradictory - does anyone know the legal
answer?
Thanks in advance.




Id have removed the light.

..and it would have (or should have) failed on a none working ABS
warning light.

The tester is supposed to confirm that the light comes on, then goes
off after a few seconds - thus confirming that the ABS diagnostics
give an all clear.


I'd have removed the light.


Typical.


I'd have then replaced it with a working one.


****ing tit. The light WAS working. Read the post again, prick.



You'll not be warned.
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ah

ah October 28th 06 01:10 AM

MOT Dashboard warning lights
 
widget wrote:
Phil Kyle wrote:
Harry Bloomfield verbally sodomised in
:


McKev expressed precisely :

My car failed it's MOT. The tester said the car was in excellent
condition and that whilst the brakes passed the test, and the ABS was
fully working, the ABS light on the dashboard remained lit. I then of
course paid him to track the cause of the light, which was fixed
after a big wadge changed hands.

The car passed last year with the same problem - which I'd asked about
before it took the test and was told the car wouldn't fail because of
the light, it would only fail if the brakes didn't pass.

The views on this seem contradictory - does anyone know the legal
answer?
Thanks in advance.




Id have removed the light.

..and it would have (or should have) failed on a none working ABS
warning light.

The tester is supposed to confirm that the light comes on, then goes
off after a few seconds - thus confirming that the ABS diagnostics give
an all clear.



I'd have removed the light.

****


Abuse reproted.
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ah

Geoff October 28th 06 01:18 PM

MOT Dashboard warning lights
 
On Fri, 27 Oct 2006 16:06:23 +0000 (UTC), Phil Kyle
wrote:

ah verbally sodomised in
:

Phil Kyle wrote:
Harry Bloomfield verbally sodomised
in :

McKev expressed precisely :
My car failed it's MOT. The tester said the car was in excellent
condition and that whilst the brakes passed the test, and the ABS
was fully working, the ABS light on the dashboard remained lit. I
then of course paid him to track the cause of the light, which was
fixed after a big wadge changed hands.

The car passed last year with the same problem - which I'd asked
about before it took the test and was told the car wouldn't fail
because of the light, it would only fail if the brakes didn't pass.

The views on this seem contradictory - does anyone know the legal
answer?
Thanks in advance.




Id have removed the light.

..and it would have (or should have) failed on a none working ABS
warning light.

The tester is supposed to confirm that the light comes on, then goes
off after a few seconds - thus confirming that the ABS diagnostics
give an all clear.


I'd have removed the light.


Typical.


I'd have then replaced it with a working one.


I'd have removed the dashboard and replaced it with a Tomy one!



Beav October 29th 06 10:55 PM

MOT Dashboard warning lights
 

"ah" wrote in message
...
widget wrote:
Phil Kyle wrote:
Harry Bloomfield verbally sodomised
in
:


McKev expressed precisely :

My car failed it's MOT. The tester said the car was in excellent
condition and that whilst the brakes passed the test, and the ABS was
fully working, the ABS light on the dashboard remained lit. I then of
course paid him to track the cause of the light, which was fixed
after a big wadge changed hands.

The car passed last year with the same problem - which I'd asked about
before it took the test and was told the car wouldn't fail because of
the light, it would only fail if the brakes didn't pass.

The views on this seem contradictory - does anyone know the legal
answer?
Thanks in advance.




Id have removed the light.

..and it would have (or should have) failed on a none working ABS
warning light.

The tester is supposed to confirm that the light comes on, then goes
off after a few seconds - thus confirming that the ABS diagnostics give
an all clear.



I'd have removed the light.

****


Abuse reproted.


Macig.


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Beav

VN 750
Zed 1000
OMF# 19



ah October 29th 06 11:42 PM

MOT Dashboard warning lights
 
Beav wrote:
"ah" wrote in message
...
widget wrote:
Phil Kyle wrote:
Harry Bloomfield verbally sodomised
in
:


McKev expressed precisely :

My car failed it's MOT. The tester said the car was in excellent
condition and that whilst the brakes passed the test, and the ABS was
fully working, the ABS light on the dashboard remained lit. I then of
course paid him to track the cause of the light, which was fixed
after a big wadge changed hands.

The car passed last year with the same problem - which I'd asked about
before it took the test and was told the car wouldn't fail because of
the light, it would only fail if the brakes didn't pass.

The views on this seem contradictory - does anyone know the legal
answer?
Thanks in advance.




Id have removed the light.

..and it would have (or should have) failed on a none working ABS
warning light.

The tester is supposed to confirm that the light comes on, then goes
off after a few seconds - thus confirming that the ABS diagnostics give
an all clear.



I'd have removed the light.

****


Abuse reproted.


Macig.


Pardon?
--
ah

Beav October 30th 06 04:25 PM

MOT Dashboard warning lights
 

"ah" wrote in message
...
Beav wrote:
"ah" wrote in message
...
widget wrote:
Phil Kyle wrote:
Harry Bloomfield verbally sodomised
in
:


McKev expressed precisely :

My car failed it's MOT. The tester said the car was in excellent
condition and that whilst the brakes passed the test, and the ABS
was
fully working, the ABS light on the dashboard remained lit. I then
of
course paid him to track the cause of the light, which was fixed
after a big wadge changed hands.

The car passed last year with the same problem - which I'd asked
about
before it took the test and was told the car wouldn't fail because
of
the light, it would only fail if the brakes didn't pass.

The views on this seem contradictory - does anyone know the legal
answer?
Thanks in advance.




Id have removed the light.

..and it would have (or should have) failed on a none working ABS
warning light.

The tester is supposed to confirm that the light comes on, then goes
off after a few seconds - thus confirming that the ABS diagnostics
give
an all clear.



I'd have removed the light.

****

Abuse reproted.


Macig.


Pardon?


Never mind.


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Beav

VN 750
Zed 1000
OMF# 19



ah November 2nd 06 12:10 AM

MOT Dashboard warning lights
 
Beav wrote:
"ah" wrote in message
...
Beav wrote:
"ah" wrote in message
...
widget wrote:
Phil Kyle wrote:
Harry Bloomfield verbally sodomised
in
:


McKev expressed precisely :

My car failed it's MOT. The tester said the car was in excellent
condition and that whilst the brakes passed the test, and the ABS
was
fully working, the ABS light on the dashboard remained lit. I then
of
course paid him to track the cause of the light, which was fixed
after a big wadge changed hands.

The car passed last year with the same problem - which I'd asked
about
before it took the test and was told the car wouldn't fail because
of
the light, it would only fail if the brakes didn't pass.

The views on this seem contradictory - does anyone know the legal
answer?
Thanks in advance.




Id have removed the light.

..and it would have (or should have) failed on a none working ABS
warning light.

The tester is supposed to confirm that the light comes on, then goes
off after a few seconds - thus confirming that the ABS diagnostics
give
an all clear.



I'd have removed the light.

****

Abuse reproted.

Macig.


Pardon?


Never mind.


o.k.
--
ah

Phil Kyle November 8th 06 08:47 PM

MOT Dashboard warning lights
 
"Beav" verbally sodomised in
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"Phil Kyle" wrote in message
.. .
ah verbally sodomised in
:

Phil Kyle wrote:
Harry Bloomfield verbally sodomised
in :

McKev expressed precisely :
My car failed it's MOT. The tester said the car was in excellent
condition and that whilst the brakes passed the test, and the ABS
was fully working, the ABS light on the dashboard remained lit. I
then of course paid him to track the cause of the light, which was
fixed after a big wadge changed hands.

The car passed last year with the same problem - which I'd asked
about before it took the test and was told the car wouldn't fail
because of the light, it would only fail if the brakes didn't
pass.

The views on this seem contradictory - does anyone know the legal
answer?
Thanks in advance.




Id have removed the light.

..and it would have (or should have) failed on a none working ABS
warning light.

The tester is supposed to confirm that the light comes on, then goes
off after a few seconds - thus confirming that the ABS diagnostics
give an all clear.


I'd have removed the light.


Typical.


I'd have then replaced it with a working one.


****ing tit. The light WAS working. Read the post again, prick.



As long as you're not taking it all too seriously then.

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Phil Kyle November 8th 06 08:47 PM

MOT Dashboard warning lights
 
Geoff verbally sodomised in
:

On Fri, 27 Oct 2006 16:06:23 +0000 (UTC), Phil Kyle
wrote:

ah verbally sodomised in
:

Phil Kyle wrote:
Harry Bloomfield verbally sodomised
in :

McKev expressed precisely :
My car failed it's MOT. The tester said the car was in excellent
condition and that whilst the brakes passed the test, and the ABS
was fully working, the ABS light on the dashboard remained lit. I
then of course paid him to track the cause of the light, which was
fixed after a big wadge changed hands.

The car passed last year with the same problem - which I'd asked
about before it took the test and was told the car wouldn't fail
because of the light, it would only fail if the brakes didn't
pass.

The views on this seem contradictory - does anyone know the legal
answer?
Thanks in advance.




Id have removed the light.

..and it would have (or should have) failed on a none working ABS
warning light.

The tester is supposed to confirm that the light comes on, then goes
off after a few seconds - thus confirming that the ABS diagnostics
give an all clear.


I'd have removed the light.


Typical.


I'd have then replaced it with a working one.


I'd have removed the dashboard and replaced it with a Tomy one!




Yes, they're much more entertaining.


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Phil Kyle November 8th 06 08:47 PM

MOT Dashboard warning lights
 
widget verbally sodomised in
:

Phil Kyle wrote:
Harry Bloomfield verbally sodomised
in :


McKev expressed precisely :

My car failed it's MOT. The tester said the car was in excellent
condition and that whilst the brakes passed the test, and the ABS was
fully working, the ABS light on the dashboard remained lit. I then of
course paid him to track the cause of the light, which was fixed
after a big wadge changed hands.

The car passed last year with the same problem - which I'd asked
about before it took the test and was told the car wouldn't fail
because of the light, it would only fail if the brakes didn't pass.

The views on this seem contradictory - does anyone know the legal
answer?
Thanks in advance.




Id have removed the light.

..and it would have (or should have) failed on a none working ABS
warning light.

The tester is supposed to confirm that the light comes on, then goes
off after a few seconds - thus confirming that the ABS diagnostics give
an all clear.



I'd have removed the light.

****


****ler I presume.

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ah November 9th 06 01:22 AM

MOT Dashboard warning lights
 
Phil Kyle wrote:
"Beav" verbally sodomised in
:


"Phil Kyle" wrote in message
.. .
ah verbally sodomised in
:

Phil Kyle wrote:
Harry Bloomfield verbally sodomised
in :

McKev expressed precisely :
My car failed it's MOT. The tester said the car was in excellent
condition and that whilst the brakes passed the test, and the ABS
was fully working, the ABS light on the dashboard remained lit. I
then of course paid him to track the cause of the light, which was
fixed after a big wadge changed hands.

The car passed last year with the same problem - which I'd asked
about before it took the test and was told the car wouldn't fail
because of the light, it would only fail if the brakes didn't
pass.

The views on this seem contradictory - does anyone know the legal
answer?
Thanks in advance.




Id have removed the light.

..and it would have (or should have) failed on a none working ABS
warning light.

The tester is supposed to confirm that the light comes on, then goes
off after a few seconds - thus confirming that the ABS diagnostics
give an all clear.


I'd have removed the light.


Typical.

I'd have then replaced it with a working one.


****ing tit. The light WAS working. Read the post again, prick.



As long as you're not taking it all too seriously then.


"Un-Plug" is too mild a prescription.
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Phil Kyle November 9th 06 09:22 PM

MOT Dashboard warning lights
 
ah verbally sodomised in
:

Phil Kyle wrote:
"Beav" verbally sodomised in
:


"Phil Kyle" wrote in message
.. .
ah verbally sodomised in
:

Phil Kyle wrote:
Harry Bloomfield verbally
sodomised in :

McKev expressed precisely :
My car failed it's MOT. The tester said the car was in
excellent condition and that whilst the brakes passed the test,
and the ABS was fully working, the ABS light on the dashboard
remained lit. I then of course paid him to track the cause of
the light, which was fixed after a big wadge changed hands.

The car passed last year with the same problem - which I'd asked
about before it took the test and was told the car wouldn't fail
because of the light, it would only fail if the brakes didn't
pass.

The views on this seem contradictory - does anyone know the
legal answer?
Thanks in advance.




Id have removed the light.

..and it would have (or should have) failed on a none working ABS
warning light.

The tester is supposed to confirm that the light comes on, then
goes off after a few seconds - thus confirming that the ABS
diagnostics give an all clear.


I'd have removed the light.


Typical.

I'd have then replaced it with a working one.

****ing tit. The light WAS working. Read the post again, prick.



As long as you're not taking it all too seriously then.


"Un-Plug" is too mild a prescription.


Very true.

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ah November 29th 06 02:58 AM

MOT Dashboard warning lights
 
Phil Kyle wrote:
Geoff verbally sodomised in
:

On Fri, 27 Oct 2006 16:06:23 +0000 (UTC), Phil Kyle
wrote:

ah verbally sodomised in
:

Phil Kyle wrote:
Harry Bloomfield verbally sodomised
in :

McKev expressed precisely :
My car failed it's MOT. The tester said the car was in excellent
condition and that whilst the brakes passed the test, and the ABS
was fully working, the ABS light on the dashboard remained lit. I
then of course paid him to track the cause of the light, which was
fixed after a big wadge changed hands.

The car passed last year with the same problem - which I'd asked
about before it took the test and was told the car wouldn't fail
because of the light, it would only fail if the brakes didn't
pass.

The views on this seem contradictory - does anyone know the legal
answer?
Thanks in advance.



Id have removed the light.
..and it would have (or should have) failed on a none working ABS
warning light.

The tester is supposed to confirm that the light comes on, then goes
off after a few seconds - thus confirming that the ABS diagnostics
give an all clear.

I'd have removed the light.

Typical.
I'd have then replaced it with a working one.

I'd have removed the dashboard and replaced it with a Tomy one!




Yes, they're much more entertaining.



To mice.
--
ah

Phill Kyle December 3rd 06 03:10 PM

MOT Dashboard warning lights
 
ah verbally sodomised in
:

Phil Kyle wrote:
Geoff verbally sodomised in
:

On Fri, 27 Oct 2006 16:06:23 +0000 (UTC), Phil Kyle
wrote:

ah verbally sodomised in
:

Phil Kyle wrote:
Harry Bloomfield verbally
sodomised in :

McKev expressed precisely :
My car failed it's MOT. The tester said the car was in
excellent condition and that whilst the brakes passed the test,
and the ABS was fully working, the ABS light on the dashboard
remained lit. I then of course paid him to track the cause of
the light, which was fixed after a big wadge changed hands.

The car passed last year with the same problem - which I'd asked
about before it took the test and was told the car wouldn't fail
because of the light, it would only fail if the brakes didn't
pass.

The views on this seem contradictory - does anyone know the
legal answer?
Thanks in advance.



Id have removed the light.
..and it would have (or should have) failed on a none working ABS
warning light.

The tester is supposed to confirm that the light comes on, then
goes off after a few seconds - thus confirming that the ABS
diagnostics give an all clear.

I'd have removed the light.

Typical.
I'd have then replaced it with a working one.
I'd have removed the dashboard and replaced it with a Tomy one!




Yes, they're much more entertaining.



To mice.


And trackerballs.

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Phil Kyle™

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ah January 20th 07 06:10 AM

MOT Dashboard warning lights
 
Phill Kyle wrote:
ah verbally sodomised in
:

Phil Kyle wrote:
Geoff verbally sodomised in
:

On Fri, 27 Oct 2006 16:06:23 +0000 (UTC), Phil Kyle
wrote:

ah verbally sodomised in
:

Phil Kyle wrote:
Harry Bloomfield verbally
sodomised in :

McKev expressed precisely :
My car failed it's MOT. The tester said the car was in
excellent condition and that whilst the brakes passed the test,
and the ABS was fully working, the ABS light on the dashboard
remained lit. I then of course paid him to track the cause of
the light, which was fixed after a big wadge changed hands.

The car passed last year with the same problem - which I'd asked
about before it took the test and was told the car wouldn't fail
because of the light, it would only fail if the brakes didn't
pass.

The views on this seem contradictory - does anyone know the
legal answer?
Thanks in advance.



Id have removed the light.
..and it would have (or should have) failed on a none working ABS
warning light.

The tester is supposed to confirm that the light comes on, then
goes off after a few seconds - thus confirming that the ABS
diagnostics give an all clear.

I'd have removed the light.

Typical.
I'd have then replaced it with a working one.
I'd have removed the dashboard and replaced it with a Tomy one!




Yes, they're much more entertaining.



To mice.


And trackerballs.


Those sound, er, teflonish.
--
ah

Phil Kyle January 20th 07 05:19 PM

MOT Dashboard warning lights
 
ah verbally sodomised in
:

Phill Kyle wrote:
ah verbally sodomised in
:

Phil Kyle wrote:
Geoff verbally sodomised in
:

On Fri, 27 Oct 2006 16:06:23 +0000 (UTC), Phil Kyle
wrote:

ah verbally sodomised in
:

Phil Kyle wrote:
Harry Bloomfield verbally
sodomised in :

McKev expressed precisely :
My car failed it's MOT. The tester said the car was in
excellent condition and that whilst the brakes passed the
test, and the ABS was fully working, the ABS light on the
dashboard remained lit. I then of course paid him to track the
cause of the light, which was fixed after a big wadge changed
hands.

The car passed last year with the same problem - which I'd
asked about before it took the test and was told the car
wouldn't fail because of the light, it would only fail if the
brakes didn't pass.

The views on this seem contradictory - does anyone know the
legal answer?
Thanks in advance.



Id have removed the light.
..and it would have (or should have) failed on a none working
ABS warning light.

The tester is supposed to confirm that the light comes on, then
goes off after a few seconds - thus confirming that the ABS
diagnostics give an all clear.

I'd have removed the light.

Typical.
I'd have then replaced it with a working one.
I'd have removed the dashboard and replaced it with a Tomy one!




Yes, they're much more entertaining.



To mice.


And trackerballs.


Those sound, er, teflonish.


Nup.

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ah January 25th 07 02:14 AM

MOT Dashboard warning lights
 
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On Fri, 27 Oct 2006 16:06:23 +0000 (UTC), Phil Kyle
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Phil Kyle wrote:
Harry Bloomfield verbally
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McKev expressed precisely :
My car failed it's MOT. The tester said the car was in
excellent condition and that whilst the brakes passed the
test, and the ABS was fully working, the ABS light on the
dashboard remained lit. I then of course paid him to track the
cause of the light, which was fixed after a big wadge changed
hands.

The car passed last year with the same problem - which I'd
asked about before it took the test and was told the car
wouldn't fail because of the light, it would only fail if the
brakes didn't pass.

The views on this seem contradictory - does anyone know the
legal answer?
Thanks in advance.



Id have removed the light.
..and it would have (or should have) failed on a none working
ABS warning light.

The tester is supposed to confirm that the light comes on, then
goes off after a few seconds - thus confirming that the ABS
diagnostics give an all clear.

I'd have removed the light.

Typical.
I'd have then replaced it with a working one.
I'd have removed the dashboard and replaced it with a Tomy one!




Yes, they're much more entertaining.



To mice.

And trackerballs.


Those sound, er, teflonish.


Nup.


Polystyrene?

Phil Kyle February 3rd 07 08:47 PM

MOT Dashboard warning lights
 
ah verbally sodomised in
:

Phil Kyle wrote:
ah verbally sodomised in
:

Phill Kyle wrote:
ah verbally sodomised in
:

Phil Kyle wrote:
Geoff verbally sodomised in
:

On Fri, 27 Oct 2006 16:06:23 +0000 (UTC), Phil Kyle
wrote:

ah verbally sodomised in
:

Phil Kyle wrote:
Harry Bloomfield verbally
sodomised in :

McKev expressed precisely :
My car failed it's MOT. The tester said the car was in
excellent condition and that whilst the brakes passed the
test, and the ABS was fully working, the ABS light on the
dashboard remained lit. I then of course paid him to track
the cause of the light, which was fixed after a big wadge
changed hands.

The car passed last year with the same problem - which I'd
asked about before it took the test and was told the car
wouldn't fail because of the light, it would only fail if
the brakes didn't pass.

The views on this seem contradictory - does anyone know the
legal answer?
Thanks in advance.



Id have removed the light.
..and it would have (or should have) failed on a none working
ABS warning light.

The tester is supposed to confirm that the light comes on,
then goes off after a few seconds - thus confirming that the
ABS diagnostics give an all clear.

I'd have removed the light.

Typical.
I'd have then replaced it with a working one.
I'd have removed the dashboard and replaced it with a Tomy one!




Yes, they're much more entertaining.



To mice.

And trackerballs.

Those sound, er, teflonish.


Nup.


Polystyrene?


Too many.

--
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ah February 5th 07 05:52 PM

MOT Dashboard warning lights
 
Phil Kyle wrote:
ah verbally sodomised in
:

Phil Kyle wrote:
ah verbally sodomised in
:

Phill Kyle wrote:
ah verbally sodomised in
:

Phil Kyle wrote:
Geoff verbally sodomised in
:

On Fri, 27 Oct 2006 16:06:23 +0000 (UTC), Phil Kyle
wrote:

ah verbally sodomised in
:

Phil Kyle wrote:
Harry Bloomfield verbally
sodomised in :

McKev expressed precisely :
My car failed it's MOT. The tester said the car was in
excellent condition and that whilst the brakes passed the
test, and the ABS was fully working, the ABS light on the
dashboard remained lit. I then of course paid him to track
the cause of the light, which was fixed after a big wadge
changed hands.

The car passed last year with the same problem - which I'd
asked about before it took the test and was told the car
wouldn't fail because of the light, it would only fail if
the brakes didn't pass.

The views on this seem contradictory - does anyone know the
legal answer?
Thanks in advance.



Id have removed the light.
..and it would have (or should have) failed on a none working
ABS warning light.

The tester is supposed to confirm that the light comes on,
then goes off after a few seconds - thus confirming that the
ABS diagnostics give an all clear.

I'd have removed the light.

Typical.
I'd have then replaced it with a working one.
I'd have removed the dashboard and replaced it with a Tomy one!




Yes, they're much more entertaining.



To mice.

And trackerballs.

Those sound, er, teflonish.

Nup.


Polystyrene?


Too many.


Silicate monolattice?

Phi1 Ky1e February 8th 07 05:18 PM

MOT Dashboard warning lights
 
ah verbally sodomised in
:

Phil Kyle wrote:
ah verbally sodomised in
:

Phil Kyle wrote:
ah verbally sodomised in
:

Phill Kyle wrote:
ah verbally sodomised in
:

Phil Kyle wrote:
Geoff verbally sodomised in
:

On Fri, 27 Oct 2006 16:06:23 +0000 (UTC), Phil Kyle
wrote:

ah verbally sodomised in
:

Phil Kyle wrote:
Harry Bloomfield verbally
sodomised in :

McKev expressed precisely :
My car failed it's MOT. The tester said the car was in
excellent condition and that whilst the brakes passed the
test, and the ABS was fully working, the ABS light on the
dashboard remained lit. I then of course paid him to track
the cause of the light, which was fixed after a big wadge
changed hands.

The car passed last year with the same problem - which I'd
asked about before it took the test and was told the car
wouldn't fail because of the light, it would only fail if
the brakes didn't pass.

The views on this seem contradictory - does anyone know
the legal answer?
Thanks in advance.



Id have removed the light.
..and it would have (or should have) failed on a none
working ABS warning light.

The tester is supposed to confirm that the light comes on,
then goes off after a few seconds - thus confirming that the
ABS diagnostics give an all clear.

I'd have removed the light.

Typical.
I'd have then replaced it with a working one.
I'd have removed the dashboard and replaced it with a Tomy one!




Yes, they're much more entertaining.



To mice.

And trackerballs.

Those sound, er, teflonish.

Nup.

Polystyrene?


Too many.


Silicate monolattice?


Erm, too latticey.

--
Phil Kyle™

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ah February 9th 07 12:35 AM

MOT Dashboard warning lights
 
Phi1 Ky1e wrote:
ah verbally sodomised in
:

Phil Kyle wrote:
ah verbally sodomised in
:

Phil Kyle wrote:
ah verbally sodomised in
:

Phill Kyle wrote:
ah verbally sodomised in
:

Phil Kyle wrote:
Geoff verbally sodomised in
:

On Fri, 27 Oct 2006 16:06:23 +0000 (UTC), Phil Kyle
wrote:

ah verbally sodomised in
:

Phil Kyle wrote:
Harry Bloomfield verbally
sodomised in :

McKev expressed precisely :
My car failed it's MOT. The tester said the car was in
excellent condition and that whilst the brakes passed the
test, and the ABS was fully working, the ABS light on the
dashboard remained lit. I then of course paid him to track
the cause of the light, which was fixed after a big wadge
changed hands.

The car passed last year with the same problem - which I'd
asked about before it took the test and was told the car
wouldn't fail because of the light, it would only fail if
the brakes didn't pass.

The views on this seem contradictory - does anyone know
the legal answer?
Thanks in advance.



Id have removed the light.
..and it would have (or should have) failed on a none
working ABS warning light.

The tester is supposed to confirm that the light comes on,
then goes off after a few seconds - thus confirming that the
ABS diagnostics give an all clear.

I'd have removed the light.

Typical.
I'd have then replaced it with a working one.
I'd have removed the dashboard and replaced it with a Tomy one!




Yes, they're much more entertaining.



To mice.

And trackerballs.

Those sound, er, teflonish.

Nup.

Polystyrene?


Too many.


Silicate monolattice?


Erm, too latticey.


Organo-phosphate?

Phi1 Ky1e February 9th 07 05:02 PM

MOT Dashboard warning lights
 
ah verbally sodomised in
:

Phi1 Ky1e wrote:
ah verbally sodomised in
:

Phil Kyle wrote:
ah verbally sodomised in
:

Phil Kyle wrote:
ah verbally sodomised in
:

Phill Kyle wrote:
ah verbally sodomised in
:

Phil Kyle wrote:
Geoff verbally sodomised in
:

On Fri, 27 Oct 2006 16:06:23 +0000 (UTC), Phil Kyle
wrote:

ah verbally sodomised in
:

Phil Kyle wrote:
Harry Bloomfield verbally
sodomised in :

McKev expressed precisely :
My car failed it's MOT. The tester said the car was in
excellent condition and that whilst the brakes passed
the test, and the ABS was fully working, the ABS light
on the dashboard remained lit. I then of course paid him
to track the cause of the light, which was fixed after a
big wadge changed hands.

The car passed last year with the same problem - which
I'd asked about before it took the test and was told the
car wouldn't fail because of the light, it would only
fail if the brakes didn't pass.

The views on this seem contradictory - does anyone know
the legal answer?
Thanks in advance.



Id have removed the light.
..and it would have (or should have) failed on a none
working ABS warning light.

The tester is supposed to confirm that the light comes on,
then goes off after a few seconds - thus confirming that
the ABS diagnostics give an all clear.

I'd have removed the light.

Typical.
I'd have then replaced it with a working one.
I'd have removed the dashboard and replaced it with a Tomy
one!




Yes, they're much more entertaining.



To mice.

And trackerballs.

Those sound, er, teflonish.

Nup.

Polystyrene?


Too many.

Silicate monolattice?


Erm, too latticey.


Organo-phosphate?


Too melodic.

--
Phil Kyle™

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ah February 11th 07 03:56 PM

MOT Dashboard warning lights
 
Phi1 Ky1e wrote:
ah verbally sodomised in
:

Phi1 Ky1e wrote:
ah verbally sodomised in
:

Phil Kyle wrote:
ah verbally sodomised in
:

Phil Kyle wrote:
ah verbally sodomised in
:

Phill Kyle wrote:
ah verbally sodomised in
:

Phil Kyle wrote:
Geoff verbally sodomised in
:

On Fri, 27 Oct 2006 16:06:23 +0000 (UTC), Phil Kyle
wrote:

ah verbally sodomised in
:

Phil Kyle wrote:
Harry Bloomfield verbally
sodomised in :

McKev expressed precisely :
My car failed it's MOT. The tester said the car was in
excellent condition and that whilst the brakes passed
the test, and the ABS was fully working, the ABS light
on the dashboard remained lit. I then of course paid him
to track the cause of the light, which was fixed after a
big wadge changed hands.

The car passed last year with the same problem - which
I'd asked about before it took the test and was told the
car wouldn't fail because of the light, it would only
fail if the brakes didn't pass.

The views on this seem contradictory - does anyone know
the legal answer?
Thanks in advance.



Id have removed the light.
..and it would have (or should have) failed on a none
working ABS warning light.

The tester is supposed to confirm that the light comes on,
then goes off after a few seconds - thus confirming that
the ABS diagnostics give an all clear.

I'd have removed the light.

Typical.
I'd have then replaced it with a working one.
I'd have removed the dashboard and replaced it with a Tomy
one!




Yes, they're much more entertaining.



To mice.

And trackerballs.

Those sound, er, teflonish.

Nup.

Polystyrene?


Too many.

Silicate monolattice?


Erm, too latticey.


Organo-phosphate?


Too melodic.


Hydroxyl salt?


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