Beginners tips for plastic plumbing
"bof" wrote in message ... In message , raden writes In message , bof writes In message , John Rumm writes Doctor Drivel wrote: I could prepare any pipe perfectly, even with my todger if need be. Could explain how you bolloxed the joint then.... ITYM Bogarted ??? Showing your age there ... Peace and love, man. Maxie is psychedelic you know. |
Beginners tips for plastic plumbing
"Dave Plowman (News)" through ahze of senile flatulence wrote in message ... In article ews.net, Doctor Drivel wrote: ****kicker, the instructions say a well prepared burrless and square pipe. I can do that with my todger. Where do you get He is asking questions now. This is a bad sign. he could get into mischief. snip senile babble |
Beginners tips for plastic plumbing
On Tue, 27 Jun 2006 09:42:24 +0100, Doctor Drivel wrote:
the instructions say a well prepared burrless and square pipe. Failed to achieve it, didn't you, because the joint leaked. Have you recovered that memory of your failure yet, or are you still in denial? |
Beginners tips for plastic plumbing
"Steve Firth" fresh in from kicking **** wrote in message .. . On Tue, 27 Jun 2006 09:42:24 +0100, Doctor Drivel wrote: the instructions say a well prepared burrless and square pipe. Failed to achieve it, ****kicker, I did it with my todger, blindfold. Easy. |
Beginners tips for plastic plumbing
In message ews.net,
Doctor Drivel writes "Steve Firth" fresh in from kicking **** wrote in message ... On Mon, 26 Jun 2006 15:44:01 +0100, Doctor Drivel wrote: ****kicker, the fitting was faulty not the pipe preparation You denied ****kicker, the instructions say a well prepared burrless and square pipe. I can do that with my todger. So ... physically deformed as well as mentally that explains a lot -- geoff |
Beginners tips for plastic plumbing
On Fri, 23 Jun 2006 22:01:33 +0100, in uk.d-i-y Andy Hall
wrote: I think you're right, Phil. The ratchet ones seem to have two things in addition to the greater force - sharp blade - good holding of the tube to prevent deformation Actually Andy, even with my cheapo tool, there is hardly any deformation with the rotation method, because the cutting action becomes nearly tangential instead of attempting to guillotine the pipe. I find rotating the tool about 90 deg round the pipe as you gently squeeze gets the cutter 1/2 way through the pipe, then a straight squeeze chops through the remainder with little effort and no significant deformation. This is one case where I can't imagine a more expensive tool would make it any easier or produce a better result. This may not be true for larger diameter tube. Phil The uk.d-i-y FAQ is at http://www.diyfaq.org.uk/ The Google uk.d-i-y archive is at http://tinyurl.com/65kwq Remove NOSPAM from address to email me |
Beginners tips for plastic plumbing
"raden" wrote in message ... In message ews.net, Doctor Drivel writes "Steve Firth" fresh in from kicking **** wrote in message ... On Mon, 26 Jun 2006 15:44:01 +0100, Doctor Drivel wrote: ****kicker, the fitting was faulty not the pipe preparation You denied ****kicker, the instructions say a well prepared burrless and square pipe. I can do that with my todger. So ... physically deformed as well as mentally Maxie, I never knew he was physically deformed as well. I know the sort. Runs to the front of the queue at the pictures shouting, "me first I'm a cripple". |
Beginners tips for plastic plumbing
On Tue, 27 Jun 2006 22:57:32 +0100, Phil Addison wrote
(in article ): On Fri, 23 Jun 2006 22:01:33 +0100, in uk.d-i-y Andy Hall wrote: I think you're right, Phil. The ratchet ones seem to have two things in addition to the greater force - sharp blade - good holding of the tube to prevent deformation Actually Andy, even with my cheapo tool, there is hardly any deformation with the rotation method, because the cutting action becomes nearly tangential instead of attempting to guillotine the pipe. I find rotating the tool about 90 deg round the pipe as you gently squeeze gets the cutter 1/2 way through the pipe, then a straight squeeze chops through the remainder with little effort and no significant deformation. This is one case where I can't imagine a more expensive tool would make it any easier or produce a better result. This may not be true for larger diameter tube. On nylon pipe it certainly makes a difference because the pipe is quite a bit tougher. |
Beginners tips for plastic plumbing
On Tue, 27 Jun 2006 23:10:28 +0100, in uk.d-i-y Andy Hall
wrote: On Tue, 27 Jun 2006 22:57:32 +0100, Phil Addison wrote (in article ): On Fri, 23 Jun 2006 22:01:33 +0100, in uk.d-i-y Andy Hall wrote: I think you're right, Phil. The ratchet ones seem to have two things in addition to the greater force - sharp blade - good holding of the tube to prevent deformation Actually Andy, even with my cheapo tool, there is hardly any deformation with the rotation method, because the cutting action becomes nearly tangential instead of attempting to guillotine the pipe. I find rotating the tool about 90 deg round the pipe as you gently squeeze gets the cutter 1/2 way through the pipe, then a straight squeeze chops through the remainder with little effort and no significant deformation. This is one case where I can't imagine a more expensive tool would make it any easier or produce a better result. This may not be true for larger diameter tube. On nylon pipe it certainly makes a difference because the pipe is quite a bit tougher. That I can believe - horses for courses. Phil The uk.d-i-y FAQ is at http://www.diyfaq.org.uk/ The Google uk.d-i-y archive is at http://tinyurl.com/65kwq Remove NOSPAM from address to email me |
Beginners tips for plastic plumbing
In message ews.net,
Doctor Drivel writes "raden" wrote in message ... In message enews.net, Doctor Drivel writes "Steve Firth" fresh in from kicking **** wrote in message ... On Mon, 26 Jun 2006 15:44:01 +0100, Doctor Drivel wrote: ****kicker, the fitting was faulty not the pipe preparation You denied ****kicker, the instructions say a well prepared burrless and square pipe. I can do that with my todger. So ... physically deformed as well as mentally Maxie, I never knew he was physically deformed as well. I know the sort. Runs to the front of the queue at the pictures shouting, "me first I'm a cripple". You must find life hard - small brain and smaller penis and only a leaking plastic pipe for self gratification -- geoff |
Beginners tips for plastic plumbing
"raden" wrote in message ... In message ews.net, Doctor Drivel writes "raden" wrote in message ... In message ews.net, Doctor Drivel writes "Steve Firth" fresh in from kicking **** wrote in message ... On Mon, 26 Jun 2006 15:44:01 +0100, Doctor Drivel wrote: ****kicker, the fitting was faulty not the pipe preparation You denied ****kicker, the instructions say a well prepared burrless and square pipe. I can do that with my todger. So ... physically deformed as well as mentally Maxie, I never knew he was physically deformed as well. I know the sort. Runs to the front of the queue at the pictures shouting, "me first I'm a cripple". You must find life hard Maxie, talking of hard. How easy is it to climb trees in a frock? |
All times are GMT +1. The time now is 05:36 AM. |
Powered by vBulletin® Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Copyright ©2004 - 2014 DIYbanter