....two women, LOL!

Here's hoping the press have a field day with Part P-rescott.

MBQ

...two women, LOL!

I believe you meant to say "two shags". ;-)

Christian.

Christian McArdle wrote:
...two women, LOL!

I believe you meant to say "two shags". ;-)

I can't find a picture. "Two Hags?"

Christian McArdle wrote:
...two women, LOL!

I believe you meant to say "two shags". ;-)

Just think about the woman, her 'street cred' just went
through the floor...

Chris.

On 26 Apr 2006 07:40:10 -0700, wrote:

Christian McArdle wrote:
...two women, LOL!

I believe you meant to say "two shags". ;-)

Just think about the woman, her 'street cred' just went
through the floor...

Don't think she had much to start with, she's a fat bint with a lorry
driver (ex)boyfriend who lives in Bordon, chav capital of Hampshire.

In article . com,
wrote:
...two women, LOL!

Here's hoping the press have a field day with Part P-rescott.

I hope their guide dogs didn't get into a fight.

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wrote:
Christian McArdle wrote:

...two women, LOL!

I believe you meant to say "two shags". ;-)


Just think about the woman, her 'street cred' just went
through the floor...

How about her cuckolded bloke - can't do much for his self esteem
either! According to the presenter on the radio I heard prattling on
about it, reading out the article from one of the tabloids, he seemed
less concerned with the actual infidelity, more that it was with John
Prescott!

[And I'm sure there's a "Part P" gag here - just can't think of one....]

David

On 26 Apr 2006 07:12:30 -0700, wrote:

Here's hoping the press have a field day with Part P-rescott.

Oh joy, joy. Clarke lets the crims out, now Prescott is as philandering
as Blunketto.

Now if I can just fix one _tiny_ problem (and there's no way I'm going
to tell any of you lot what that is!) I'll be having a perfect week.

"Andy Dingley" wrote in message
...
On 26 Apr 2006 07:12:30 -0700, wrote:

Here's hoping the press have a field day with Part P-rescott.

Oh joy, joy. Clarke lets the crims out, now Prescott is as philandering
as Blunketto.

Then there's Kinnock and Hewitt.

Oh joy!

Now if I can just fix one _tiny_ problem (and there's no way I'm going
to tell any of you lot what that is!)

We don't need it! Sufficient unto the day ...

I'll be having a perfect week.

Mary

In message . com,
writes
...two women, LOL!

Here's hoping the press have a field day with Part P-rescott.

Maybe one of Charles Clark's crims is a boxing champ ...

--
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On Wed, 26 Apr 2006 19:43:36 +0100, Andy Dingley
wrote:

On 26 Apr 2006 07:12:30 -0700, wrote:

Here's hoping the press have a field day with Part P-rescott.

Oh joy, joy. Clarke lets the crims out, now Prescott is as philandering
as Blunketto.

Tony blair doesn't know whether to draw a line under it, or tie a
knot in it.
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On Wed, 26 Apr 2006 19:43:36 +0100, Andy Dingley
wrote:

On 26 Apr 2006 07:12:30 -0700, wrote:

Here's hoping the press have a field day with Part P-rescott.

Oh joy, joy. Clarke lets the crims out, now Prescott is as philandering
as Blunketto.

Now if I can just fix one _tiny_ problem (and there's no way I'm going
to tell any of you lot what that is!) I'll be having a perfect week.

I think the only thing that will make a perfect week for me is getting
rid of the whole lot of 'em.

.... and to find out what happened to my credit rating.

Mark

In article ,
Mark wrote:
I think the only thing that will make a perfect week for me is getting
rid of the whole lot of 'em.

Assuming the replacements aren't worse. For those with short memories,
this is the longest period of sustained growth and near stable interest
rates in living memory. High taxation, maybe, but the Tories ain't
promising any cuts.

... and to find out what happened to my credit rating.

Oh dear. I had that problem once. Applied for an extra credit card before
going abroad. My usual one is Visa and I wanted a MasterCard too. I own my
own house with no mortgage and have no debts. Reasonable income too which
my accountant could verify. The credit card company couldn't find any
details on me so only offered the minimum limit - something like 100 quid.

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Dave Plowman (News) wrote:
In article ,
Mark wrote:
I think the only thing that will make a perfect week for me is getting
rid of the whole lot of 'em.

Assuming the replacements aren't worse. For those with short memories,
this is the longest period of sustained growth and near stable interest
rates in living memory. High taxation, maybe, but the Tories ain't
promising any cuts.

... and to find out what happened to my credit rating.

Oh dear. I had that problem once. Applied for an extra credit card before
going abroad. My usual one is Visa and I wanted a MasterCard too. I own my
own house with no mortgage and have no debts.

That's the problem.

I was discussing things with a financial advisor recently and he said
he has come across a number of such cases where people have paid off
all their debts. A few years later they suddenly need a loan in a hurry
to mend the roof, or some such, and they have dropped off the credit
rating radar screens and it becomes very difficult to find a lender.
The computers says no because it hasn't been programmed to recognise
prudence.

MBQ

"Dave Plowman (News)" wrote in message
...

For those with short memories,
this is the longest period of sustained growth and near stable interest
rates in living memory.

Yes, and what was that built on?

You need to have a longer memory to know that - and not to be taken in by
B&B

... and to find out what happened to my credit rating.

Oh dear. I had that problem once. Applied for an extra credit card before
going abroad. My usual one is Visa and I wanted a MasterCard too. I own my
own house with no mortgage and have no debts. Reasonable income too which
my accountant could verify. The credit card company couldn't find any
details on me so only offered the minimum limit - something like 100
quid.

I think you need to have more debt to have more credit. They're not
interested in folk like us who don't pay interest.

Mary

In article ,
Mary Fisher wrote:
For those with short memories,
this is the longest period of sustained growth and near stable interest
rates in living memory.

Yes, and what was that built on?

Doesn't seem to matter if it works.

You need to have a longer memory to know that - and not to be taken in
by B&B

Then how come the Tories never managed anything like it? They certainly
managed sky high interest rates and inflation. And at a time when North
Sea oil output was at a peak.

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"Dave Plowman (News)" wrote in message
...
In article ,
Mary Fisher wrote:
For those with short memories,
this is the longest period of sustained growth and near stable interest
rates in living memory.

Yes, and what was that built on?

Doesn't seem to matter if it works.

You need to have a longer memory to know that - and not to be taken in
by B&B

Then how come the Tories never managed anything like it?

Because they lost out for Labour - sorry, NEW Labour (nothing like Real
Labour) - to inherit the results of the work they'd done.

Mary

On Fri, 28 Apr 2006 16:25:41 +0100, "Dave Plowman (News)"
wrote:

In article ,
Mark wrote:
I think the only thing that will make a perfect week for me is getting
rid of the whole lot of 'em.

Assuming the replacements aren't worse. For those with short memories,

Mine's not so short I've forgotten Peugeot and the rest.

this is the longest period of sustained growth

It's all on borrowed money. Usually money borrowed from abroad.

http://www.freeportplc.com/flash/index.html

If you close down a coal mine and open a shopping mall on the site
(even Europe's biggest mall) selling trainers which have cost £1.50
made by child labour in Vietnam, but which the punters pay £75/pair
with their credit cards it's easy for the shop units to make a profit
if they pay minimum wage rates to the shop assistants.

It's easy for the whole mall to make a profit and make "Growth".

Spot the fallacy.

Ditto the buy to let building boom. OTT prices paid by borrowing on
the speculation that in future they'll show a "loadsamoney" profit.

Unsafe to have growth in the economy dependant on speculative bubbles,
and elective/fashionable spending on credit.

Unseemly to have growth in the economy depending on big retail
operators making a 5,000 % profit on jeans, T shirts, and trainers at
the cost of children in the third world..

Whilst nearly all ordinary people are squeezed out of getting a first
house of their own. Even the poorest grottiest Victorian slum houses
where the bombers lived in Beeston are Ca. £110k that would take much
more than 2 average local salaries to get a maximum (3x) mortgage. Low
inflation means that their mortgage won't be eroded away by inflation
as was the case in my generation (not advocating inflation here BTW.
It's just how we survived with enough money to bring the kids up).
They'll still be struggling in 10+ years time.

and near stable interest

A world wide phenomena.

rates in living memory. High taxation, maybe, but the Tories ain't
promising any cuts.

They can't , Labour have been in power for 9 years now, the tide is
now going out beneath our feet.

We *Are* being left "High and Dry". :-(

DG

wrote in message
ups.com...
...two women, LOL!

Here's hoping the press have a field day with Part P-rescott.

I like Two-Jags. My hero.

On Fri, 28 Apr 2006 19:22:54 +0100, "Doctor Drivel"
wrote:


wrote in message
oups.com...
...two women, LOL!

Here's hoping the press have a field day with Part P-rescott.

I like Two-Jags. My hero.



So you are Tracey Temple and I claim my £5......


--

..andy

In article ,
Mary Fisher wrote:
Then how come the Tories never managed anything like it?

Because they lost out for Labour - sorry, NEW Labour (nothing like Real
Labour) - to inherit the results of the work they'd done.

Oh yeh. They all say that. Took them how many years?

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Dave Plowman London SW
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Dave Plowman (News) wrote:
In article ,
Mark wrote:
I think the only thing that will make a perfect week for me is getting
rid of the whole lot of 'em.

Assuming the replacements aren't worse. For those with short memories,
this is the longest period of sustained growth and near stable interest
rates in living memory. High taxation, maybe, but the Tories ain't
promising any cuts.

Largely due to not rocking too many economic boats, abandoning all
traditional labour economic policies apart from jobs for the boys, and
reducing unemployment by getting all the dross off the dole and giving
it a job enforcing some daft new legislation that the government has
dreamed up.

The **** is about to hit the fan whichever govt gets in.

Of the three, the liberals seem least encumbered by ideology, but the
Tories may have more sound business managers who can actually run things.

I am hoping to a Tory liberal coalition.

And never ever having to see Noddy. Big Ears and Two Shags Prescott on
the box again.

Not to mention the three blind mice, And the rest of the Fat Slags.

Dave Plowman (News) wrote:
In article ,
Mary Fisher wrote:
For those with short memories,
this is the longest period of sustained growth and near stable interest
rates in living memory.

Yes, and what was that built on?

Doesn't seem to matter if it works.

You need to have a longer memory to know that - and not to be taken in
by B&B

Then how come the Tories never managed anything like it? They certainly
managed sky high interest rates and inflation. And at a time when North
Sea oil output was at a peak.

Ah. The result of about 25 years of giving in to the unions, followed by
5 years of absolutely not.


The same is about to happen again, because we have had about 10 years or
more of living off the prosperity that was built in the 90's, which has
been squandered on make work and consultants and getting unemployment down.

On Fri, 28 Apr 2006 19:22:54 +0100, "Doctor Drivel"
wrote:


wrote in message
oups.com...
...two women, LOL!

Here's hoping the press have a field day with Part P-rescott.

I like Two-Jags. My hero.

At least he's not corrupt like the others. He's just a bit dopey.

Try googling "****wit".

PS its not you.

wrote:
...two women, LOL!

Here's hoping the press have a field day with Part P-rescott.

I'm sure the cream cracker look alike Tory B Liar has the fullest
confidence in him, just like his wife... errr....

Come to think of it, if your wife can't trust you, what sort of a
treacherous rag would you be?

So there's a liar, a fool, a traitor and a con-man running things here.
Compared to the Yanks, we are getting off lightly.

I don't know which is worse, keeping innocent men in torture chambers,
without access to anyone, indefinitely; or letting murderers and
rapists out to commit muder and rape all over again.

"marvelous" wrote in message
...
On Fri, 28 Apr 2006 19:22:54 +0100, "Doctor Drivel"
wrote:


wrote in message
roups.com...
...two women, LOL!

Here's hoping the press have a field day with Part P-rescott.

I like Two-Jags. My hero.

At least he's not corrupt like the others.

I know those Tories were terrible.

He's just a bit dopey.

He gets thing done. This is non-story.

On Sun, 30 Apr 2006 15:51:00 +0100, "Doctor Drivel"
wrote:


"marvelous" wrote in message
.. .
On Fri, 28 Apr 2006 19:22:54 +0100, "Doctor Drivel"
wrote:


wrote in message
groups.com...
...two women, LOL!

Here's hoping the press have a field day with Part P-rescott.

I like Two-Jags. My hero.

At least he's not corrupt like the others.

I know those Tories were terrible.

He's just a bit dopey.

He gets thing done.

So it seems.......


--

..andy

In an earlier contribution to this discussion,
Doctor Drivel wrote:


He gets thing done. This is non-story.

You mean like sorting out a transport policy?

Or pehaps you mean like Part P? In this latter case, it would be better if
he *didn't* get things done!

The main feature of his latest problems - as I see it - is that they
re-inforce the fact that he has very poor judgement - which, in any outfit
other than New Labour, would disqualify him from being a cabinet minister.
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The message ews.net
from "Doctor Drivel" contains these words:

He gets thing done.

Anyone got a meathook and a lamp post handy?

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The message
from "Roger Mills" contains these words:

He gets thing done. This is non-story.

You mean like sorting out a transport policy?

Even Mussolini managed to do that.

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On 30 Apr 2006 12:22:04 -0700, Tournifreak wrote:

Fairtrade. It's the only way forward. www.fairtrade.net

Not really, it's simply commercial gloss.

There are other equally viable alternatives such as buying from supplier
who deals direct with the farmer.

"Tournifreak" wrote in message
oups.com...



Fairtrade. It's the only way forward.
www.fairtrade.net

That's up to the consumer. It can't be imposed.

Mary

"Guy King" wrote in message
...
The message ews.net
from "Doctor Drivel" contains these words:

He gets thing done.

Anyone got a meathook and a lamp post handy?

I have meat hooks and Spouse will make a lamp post.

But the Office of the Deputy Prime Minister probably would make regulations
banning them.

Mary

"Roger Mills" wrote in message
...
In an earlier contribution to this discussion,
Doctor Drivel wrote:


He gets thing done. This is non-story.

You mean like sorting out a transport policy?

Yep.

Or pehaps you mean like Part P? In this latter case, it would be better if
he *didn't* get things done!

Part P? Great thing.

The main feature of his latest problems - as I see it - is that they
re-inforce the fact that he has very poor judgement - which, in any outfit
other than New Labour, would disqualify him from being a cabinet minister.

All he did was shag some hussy of a tart. That is his business.

"Mary Fisher" wrote in message
t...

"Guy King" wrote in message
...
The message ews.net
from "Doctor Drivel" contains these words:

He gets thing done.

Anyone got a meathook and a lamp post handy?

I have meat hooks and Spouse will make a lamp post.

But the Office of the Deputy Prime Minister probably would make
regulations banning them.

I hope so.

"Andy Hall" wrote in message
...
On Sun, 30 Apr 2006 15:51:00 +0100, "Doctor Drivel"
wrote:


"marvelous" wrote in message
. ..
On Fri, 28 Apr 2006 19:22:54 +0100, "Doctor Drivel"
wrote:


wrote in message
egroups.com...
...two women, LOL!

Here's hoping the press have a field day with Part P-rescott.

I like Two-Jags. My hero.

At least he's not corrupt like the others.

I know those Tories were terrible.

He's just a bit dopey.

He gets thing done.

So it seems.......

If he wants to shag some tart that is his business. It is a non-story.

In message ews.net,
Doctor Drivel writes
Here's hoping the press have a field day with Part P-rescott.

I like Two-Jags. My hero.

At least he's not corrupt like the others.

I know those Tories were terrible.

He's just a bit dopey.

He gets thing done.

So it seems.......

If he wants to shag some tart that is his business.

Not when it's a civil servant and our taxes are involved

It is a non-story.

Obviously not

--
geoff

On Mon, 1 May 2006 19:22:04 UTC, "Doctor Drivel"
wrote:

The main feature of his latest problems - as I see it - is that they
re-inforce the fact that he has very poor judgement - which, in any outfit
other than New Labour, would disqualify him from being a cabinet minister.

All he did was shag some hussy of a tart. That is his business.

On government time, in a government building. Oh, and drive her around
in a givernment car and probably wine and dine her on government money
too.

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On Mon, 1 May 2006 20:23:30 +0100, "Doctor Drivel"
wrote:


If he wants to shag some tart that is his business. It is a non-story.

Not on his employer's premises &/or in works time it's not.

I worked for BBC Television a bit ago and one year we were all warned
just before the xmas party (!) that sexual activity on the company's
premises had resulted in *instant* terminations in the past.

And that's not considering the possible claims for sexual harrassment
etc when it all turns to tears (As turn it surely will).

DG

"raden" wrote in message
...
In message ews.net,
Doctor Drivel writes
Here's hoping the press have a field day with Part P-rescott.

I like Two-Jags. My hero.

At least he's not corrupt like the others.

I know those Tories were terrible.

He's just a bit dopey.

He gets thing done.

So it seems.......

If he wants to shag some tart that is his business.

Not when it's a civil servant and our taxes are involved

Did we pay for the shag?

It is a non-story.

Obviously not

Maxie, it is non-story.