Hi, I like many females love the aspect of owning lots of shoes! Shoes
to me are like cars to males, except I can never have enough. Although
after having this infatuation for many years, it seems I don't know
where to put them or how to organize them, so it makes it very hard for
me to easily access them. Does anyone have any suggestions on the best
way to organize your shoes?

"Amelda" wrote in message
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Hi, I like many females love the aspect of owning lots of shoes! Shoes
to me are like cars to males, except I can never have enough. Although
after having this infatuation for many years, it seems I don't know
where to put them or how to organize them, so it makes it very hard for
me to easily access them. Does anyone have any suggestions on the best
way to organize your shoes?

Take them off, leave them where they lie on the floor and put them on again
next day.

Easy!

Mary

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from "Mary Fisher" contains these words:

Take them off, leave them where they lie on the floor and put them on again
next day.

Ah, a pile for everything and everything in the pile. That sounds
familiar - except we have two piles - one clean and one dirty.

--
Skipweasel
Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.

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from "Amelda" contains these words:

Does anyone have any suggestions on the best
way to organize your shoes?

Yeah - you want one of these.
http://tinyurl.com/mcyzj

Seriously - you could get a bit of 2x2 and drill holes at an angle to
take 1/2" dowels - slanting upwards they'd act like pegs to hang shoes
on - make 'em long enough so even non-strappy shoes would stay on. Make
the 2x2 long enough to reach from floor to ceiling. With dowels on all
four sides you'd have enough for perhaps twenty pairs of shoes. More
shoes? More poles.

--
Skipweasel
Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.

"Amelda" wrote in message
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Hi, I like many females love the aspect of owning lots of shoes! Shoes
to me are like cars to males, except I can never have enough. Although
after having this infatuation for many years, it seems I don't know
where to put them or how to organize them, so it makes it very hard for
me to easily access them. Does anyone have any suggestions on the best
way to organize your shoes?


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Get your servants to deal with the problem like your (near) namesake -
Imelda Marcos?

Cic.

Amelda wrote:
Hi, I like many females love the aspect of owning lots of shoes! Shoes
to me are like cars to males, except I can never have enough. Although
after having this infatuation for many years, it seems I don't know
where to put them or how to organize them, so it makes it very hard
for me to easily access them. Does anyone have any suggestions on the
best way to organize your shoes?

http://tinyurl.com/h7tsn

--?
Sir Benjamin Midllethwaite

Amelda wrote:
Does anyone have any suggestions on the
best way to organize your shoes?

My daughter Becky (23) is the Imelda Marcos of Kent. She has more shoes
than you could shake a stick at.

I built her a unit from MDF that has pidgeoan holes 6" x 6". It's 6' high &
3' wide - work out how many pairs that holds! And she still has some in the
bottom of the wardrobe!


--
Dave
The Medway Handyman
www.medwayhandyman.co.uk
01634 717930
07850 597257

Thanks for your response. That is a really great idea and I'm glad it
worked out for your daughter too! Thanks!

Thanks for your response. That is a really great idea and I'm glad it
worked out for your daughter too! Thanks!

"Amelda" wrote in message
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Hi, I like many females love the aspect of owning lots of shoes! Shoes
to me are like cars to males, except I can never have enough. Although
after having this infatuation for many years, it seems I don't know
where to put them or how to organize them, so it makes it very hard for
me to easily access them. Does anyone have any suggestions on the best
way to organize your shoes?

From observation, it would appear to be to keep them all in a large pile and
keep moving them around until you find two that match,

Colin Bignell

In message .com,
Amelda writes
Hi, I like many females love the aspect of owning lots of shoes! Shoes
to me are like cars to males, except I can never have enough. Although
after having this infatuation for many years, it seems I don't know
where to put them or how to organize them, so it makes it very hard for
me to easily access them. Does anyone have any suggestions on the best
way to organize your shoes?

Just store them in your vagina m'dear

a **** like you shouldn't have any problems

--
geoff

On Wed, 08 Mar 2006 00:48:40 GMT, raden wrote:

In message .com,
Amelda writes
Hi, I like many females love the aspect of owning lots of shoes! Shoes
to me are like cars to males, except I can never have enough. Although
after having this infatuation for many years, it seems I don't know
where to put them or how to organize them, so it makes it very hard for
me to easily access them. Does anyone have any suggestions on the best
way to organize your shoes?

Just store them in your vagina m'dear

a **** like you shouldn't have any problems


I wonder how Imelda Marcos managed it.


--

..andy

Andy Hall wrote:

I wonder how Imelda Marcos managed it.

Ah, now there's a car I loved as a boy.

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On Wed, 08 Mar 2006 00:48:40 GMT, raden wrote:

In message .com,
Amelda writes
Hi, I like many females love the aspect of owning lots of shoes! Shoes
to me are like cars to males, except I can never have enough. Although
after having this infatuation for many years, it seems I don't know
where to put them or how to organize them, so it makes it very hard for
me to easily access them. Does anyone have any suggestions on the best
way to organize your shoes?

Just store them in your vagina m'dear

a **** like you shouldn't have any problems

I wonder how Imelda Marcos managed it.

Matt, she had one pair and wore them many times a day, so people thought she
had 3000 pairs.

On 7 Mar 2006 13:17:24 -0800, "Amelda" wrote:

|Hi, I like many females love the aspect of owning lots of shoes! Shoes
|to me are like cars to males, except I can never have enough. Although
|after having this infatuation for many years, it seems I don't know
|where to put them or how to organize them, so it makes it very hard for
|me to easily access them. Does anyone have any suggestions on the best
|way to organize your shoes?

Hire a Skip?
--
Dave Fawthrop dave hyphenologist co uk
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the keys to Civilization, together with legal acceptance of
Fundamental Human rights.

"Amelda" wrote in message
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Hi, I like many females love the aspect of owning lots of shoes! Shoes
to me are like cars to males, except I can never have enough. Although
after having this infatuation for many years, it seems I don't know
where to put them or how to organize them, so it makes it very hard for
me to easily access them. Does anyone have any suggestions on the best
way to organize your shoes?

You must organise them on your feet. The left on the left foot and make
sure the sticky out bit covers your toes. Ther right shoe, you can put on
your head.