Huge wrote:
The toilet in our en-suite has (had) a crack in it. No problem, I've
got today off, I'll swap it out. The replacement arrived weeks
ago.


Toilets are always awful things, IME; everything leaks, nothing lines up,
and even the seats are bloody awful to fit. One of our khazis is sloped
downwards towards the back so the loo seat's plastic rest thingies
underneath the seat, at the back, don't touch it, and no amount of tweaking
the mounts does any good. I had to pack the bloody things out with rubber
washers or the hinges would have broken. Again.

Si