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What to do with old fluorescent tubes
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"Aidan" wrote in message ups.com... http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/b...ts/4575291.stm What the betting that PC safety campainers will either call for a ban on the film, or a ban on fluorescent tubes? |
"Aidan" wrote in message ups.com... http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/b...ts/4575291.stm Thats the problem with common sence ....... its not very common ! Regards Jeff |
In article , Abc wrote:
What the betting that PC safety campainers will either call for a ban on the film, or a ban on fluorescent tubes? No just a compulsory warning notice: "Breaking off the end of this tube, filling it with petrol and igniting it may be dangerous", along with "Not suitable for human consumption", "remove from cardboard sleeve before fitting" etc. JP is probably deciding on the membership of the Fluorescent Tube Use Safety Advice Group at this very moment. -- Tony Bryer SDA UK 'Software to build on' http://www.sda.co.uk Free SEDBUK boiler database browser http://www.sda.co.uk/qsedbuk.htm [Latest version QSEDBUK 1.10 released 4 April 2005] |
Quite. At this very moment a no-win no-fee lawyer is preparing a brief
for substantial damages in respect of the negligent omission of such safety warnings from the tubes. PS Has Dr. Evil checked in today? |
"Aidan" wrote in message
ups.com... http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/b...ts/4575291.stm Suggests to me that natural selection may be working... -- M Stewart Milton Keynes, UK http://www.megalith.freeserve.co.uk/oddimage.htm |
ABC wrote:
"Aidan" wrote in message ups.com... http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/b...ts/4575291.stm What the betting that PC safety campainers will either call for a ban on the film, or a ban on fluorescent tubes? Or petrol? David |
"Aidan" wrote in message ups.com... http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/b...ts/4575291.stm Heh heh ... ok, so they aren't the brightest lightbulbs in the box ;o) Time to add some chlorine to the gene pool |
On Wed, 25 May 2005 12:12:40 +0100, Tony Bryer
wrote: In article , Abc wrote: What the betting that PC safety campainers will either call for a ban on the film, or a ban on fluorescent tubes? No just a compulsory warning notice: "Breaking off the end of this tube, filling it with petrol and igniting it may be dangerous", along with "Not suitable for human consumption", "remove from cardboard sleeve before fitting" etc. JP is probably deciding on the membership of the Fluorescent Tube Use Safety Advice Group at this very moment. May contain nuts. -- Regards, Paul Herber, Sandrila Ltd. http://www.pherber.com/ SanDriLa - SDL/MSC/TTCN/UML2 application for Visio http://www.sandrila.co.uk/ |
"Aidan" wrote in message ups.com... http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/b...ts/4575291.stm They have there own website http://www.retardz.co.uk/ says it all really Regards Jeff |
On Wed, 25 May 2005 15:14:54 +0100, Paul Herber
wrote: On Wed, 25 May 2005 12:12:40 +0100, Tony Bryer wrote: In article , Abc wrote: What the betting that PC safety campainers will either call for a ban on the film, or a ban on fluorescent tubes? No just a compulsory warning notice: "Breaking off the end of this tube, filling it with petrol and igniting it may be dangerous", along with "Not suitable for human consumption", "remove from cardboard sleeve before fitting" etc. JP is probably deciding on the membership of the Fluorescent Tube Use Safety Advice Group at this very moment. May contain nuts. I bought an Epson printer cartridge t'other day. It had a warning attached - "Do not drink". -- Frank Erskine Sunderland |
In article , Frank Erskine
wrote: I bought an Epson printer cartridge t'other day. It had a warning attached - "Do not drink". Given that inkjet printer ink reputedly costs more than the best champagne I don't expect you were tempted g -- Tony Bryer SDA UK 'Software to build on' http://www.sda.co.uk Free SEDBUK boiler database browser http://www.sda.co.uk/qsedbuk.htm [Latest version QSEDBUK 1.10 released 4 April 2005] |
On Wed, 25 May 2005 14:22:34 +0000 (UTC), Frank Erskine
babbled like a waterfall and said: On Wed, 25 May 2005 15:14:54 +0100, Paul Herber wrote: On Wed, 25 May 2005 12:12:40 +0100, Tony Bryer wrote: In article , Abc wrote: What the betting that PC safety campainers will either call for a ban on the film, or a ban on fluorescent tubes? No just a compulsory warning notice: "Breaking off the end of this tube, filling it with petrol and igniting it may be dangerous", along with "Not suitable for human consumption", "remove from cardboard sleeve before fitting" etc. JP is probably deciding on the membership of the Fluorescent Tube Use Safety Advice Group at this very moment. May contain nuts. I bought an Epson printer cartridge t'other day. It had a warning attached - "Do not drink". Peanut butter. "Warning Contains peanuts" We are becoming a society of ****wits. |
Aidan wrote:
Quite. At this very moment a no-win no-fee lawyer is preparing a brief for substantial damages in respect of the negligent omission of such safety warnings from the tubes. In true part P tradition, they will seek to reduce casualties from this type of accident by upto 20% by banning DIY fitting of halogen spotlights.... That ought to do it! -- Cheers, John. /================================================== ===============\ | Internode Ltd - http://www.internode.co.uk | |-----------------------------------------------------------------| | John Rumm - john(at)internode(dot)co(dot)uk | \================================================= ================/ |
May contain nuts.
Yes, I had a packet of peanuts on a flight once. Marked "Peanuts - Warning May Contain Nuts". Well it bloody well better contain nuts! Christian. |
"EricP" wrote in message
... On Wed, 25 May 2005 14:22:34 +0000 (UTC), Frank Erskine babbled like a waterfall and said: On Wed, 25 May 2005 15:14:54 +0100, Paul Herber wrote: On Wed, 25 May 2005 12:12:40 +0100, Tony Bryer wrote: In article , Abc wrote: What the betting that PC safety campainers will either call for a ban on the film, or a ban on fluorescent tubes? No just a compulsory warning notice: "Breaking off the end of this tube, filling it with petrol and igniting it may be dangerous", along with "Not suitable for human consumption", "remove from cardboard sleeve before fitting" etc. JP is probably deciding on the membership of the Fluorescent Tube Use Safety Advice Group at this very moment. May contain nuts. I bought an Epson printer cartridge t'other day. It had a warning attached - "Do not drink". Peanut butter. "Warning Contains peanuts" We are becoming a society of ****wits. well, at least they were accurate and didn't write instead "warning: contains nuts" -- Richard Sampson mail me at richard at olifant d-ot co do-t uk |
"Frank Erskine" wrote in message
... On Wed, 25 May 2005 15:14:54 +0100, Paul Herber wrote: On Wed, 25 May 2005 12:12:40 +0100, Tony Bryer wrote: In article , Abc wrote: What the betting that PC safety campainers will either call for a ban on the film, or a ban on fluorescent tubes? No just a compulsory warning notice: "Breaking off the end of this tube, filling it with petrol and igniting it may be dangerous", along with "Not suitable for human consumption", "remove from cardboard sleeve before fitting" etc. JP is probably deciding on the membership of the Fluorescent Tube Use Safety Advice Group at this very moment. May contain nuts. I bought an Epson printer cartridge t'other day. It had a warning attached - "Do not drink". Wow. Lifestyle advice on a printer cartridge! -- Richard Sampson mail me at richard at olifant d-ot co do-t uk |
"Christian McArdle" wrote in message
t... May contain nuts. Yes, I had a packet of peanuts on a flight once. Marked "Peanuts - Warning May Contain Nuts". Well it bloody well better contain nuts! now, where did I put my trusty hair-splitting tool..... -- Richard Sampson mail me at richard at olifant d-ot co do-t uk |
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"RichardS" writes: "Frank Erskine" wrote in message ... On Wed, 25 May 2005 15:14:54 +0100, Paul Herber wrote: On Wed, 25 May 2005 12:12:40 +0100, Tony Bryer wrote: In article , Abc wrote: What the betting that PC safety campainers will either call for a ban on the film, or a ban on fluorescent tubes? No just a compulsory warning notice: "Breaking off the end of this tube, filling it with petrol and igniting it may be dangerous", along with "Not suitable for human consumption", "remove from cardboard sleeve before fitting" etc. JP is probably deciding on the membership of the Fluorescent Tube Use Safety Advice Group at this very moment. May contain nuts. I bought an Epson printer cartridge t'other day. It had a warning attached - "Do not drink". Wow. Lifestyle advice on a printer cartridge! Plus, it's a bit too much like preaching, to me. Shouldn't it say `Please enjoy in moderation' OSLT? -- SAm. |
RichardS wrote:
"Christian McArdle" wrote in message t... May contain nuts. Yes, I had a packet of peanuts on a flight once. Marked "Peanuts - Warning May Contain Nuts". Well it bloody well better contain nuts! now, where did I put my trusty hair-splitting tool..... and after I deleted the post I was about to send as well ;-) -- Cheers, John. /================================================== ===============\ | Internode Ltd - http://www.internode.co.uk | |-----------------------------------------------------------------| | John Rumm - john(at)internode(dot)co(dot)uk | \================================================= ================/ |
RichardS wrote:
Peanut butter. "Warning Contains peanuts" We are becoming a society of ****wits. Tesco milk: "Allergy advice - Contains milk". I kid you not. Si |
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"Mungo \"two sheds\" Toadfoot" writes: Tesco milk: "Allergy advice - Contains milk". Slightly different scenario, but I liked one I heard on the News Quiz (R4) a couple of years ago... Tesco's Luxury Christmas Paté -- use by 23 Dec. -- Andrew Gabriel |
On Wed, 25 May 2005 17:03:23 UTC, "Mungo \"two sheds\" Toadfoot"
wrote: RichardS wrote: Peanut butter. "Warning Contains peanuts" We are becoming a society of ****wits. Tesco milk: "Allergy advice - Contains milk". There was that restaurant in the news last week that's serving squirrel. Someone suggested there should be a warning: "May contain traces of nuts" |
Tony Bryer wrote:
In article , Frank Erskine wrote: I bought an Epson printer cartridge t'other day. It had a warning attached - "Do not drink". Given that inkjet printer ink reputedly costs more than the best champagne I don't expect you were tempted g More than some fine perfumes, in some cases. The Lexmark Z13 cartridge holds about 9ml of ink, and cost 23 quid, for a total of about 2500 pounds a liter. |
May contain nuts. Yes, I had a packet of peanuts on a flight once. Marked "Peanuts - Warning May Contain Nuts". Well it bloody well better contain nuts! A peanut is not a nut. It is a legume like a pea is. See http://www.peanut-shellers.org/index_files/Legume.htm -- .. |
On Wed, 25 May 2005 16:03:36 +0100, Tony Bryer
wrote: In article , Frank Erskine wrote: I bought an Epson printer cartridge t'other day. It had a warning attached - "Do not drink". Given that inkjet printer ink reputedly costs more than the best champagne I don't expect you were tempted g I think I'll stick to vodka @ ca 10 ukp a litre, TYVM. Black ink gives the toothbrush a bit of a hard time too, doesn't it... Even when I'm desperate I'll find some sort of incoholical stuff in that cupboard downstairs... :-) -- Frank Erskine Sunderland |
Frank Erskine wrote:
I bought an Epson printer cartridge t'other day. It had a warning attached - "Do not drink". Perhaps they thought someone would make squids in ink with it. We have so many idiot warnings now that few people bother reading them at all. Perhaps a case could be made that adding another stupid warning resulted in someone not bothering reading them all, and consequently having an accident. Bout time these frivolous warnings got dealt with. Of course at no point in the proceeedings would it ever be permitted to point out that the adult involved is responsible for their own actions, and clearly the cause of their own misfortune. Oh no. NT |
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