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Andy Dingley April 19th 05 03:09 PM

On Tue, 19 Apr 2005 14:07:01 +0100, "Mary Fisher"
wrote:

I believe you but still think it's daft.


Coffins are still cheaper than wedding dresses.

Mary Fisher April 19th 05 03:59 PM


"Andy Dingley" wrote in message
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On Tue, 19 Apr 2005 14:07:01 +0100, "Mary Fisher"
wrote:

I believe you but still think it's daft.


Coffins are still cheaper than wedding dresses.


Not if you make your own!

My mother made mine, I made a daughter in law's (and her bridesmaid's) a
daughter made her own and a daughter in law's mother made hers. Of course
we're all Tykes - except for the last, who's a Scot :-)

Mary



Mary Fisher April 19th 05 04:22 PM


"Owain" wrote in message
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Andy Dingley wrote:
Handles are cast brass pub door handles


There might be a certain aptness in that for some :-)

As an aside, it is _very_ difficult to store a corpse (Oh, Google is
going to love this posting).


As an alternative to all this coffin business

http://www.uaf.edu/museum/mammal/Pro...nual/bugs.html

then have a memorial service a couple of months later and everyone can
take a bone home as a souvenir.


I have so many bones in a funerary pot on the window sill ... but I didn't
have the help of bugs!

They all come in at some time.

Mary

Owain






Andy Hall April 19th 05 08:46 PM

On Tue, 19 Apr 2005 15:59:27 +0100, "Mary Fisher"
wrote:


"Andy Dingley" wrote in message
.. .
On Tue, 19 Apr 2005 14:07:01 +0100, "Mary Fisher"
wrote:

I believe you but still think it's daft.


Coffins are still cheaper than wedding dresses.


Not if you make your own!

My mother made mine, I made a daughter in law's (and her bridesmaid's) a
daughter made her own and a daughter in law's mother made hers. Of course
we're all Tykes - except for the last, who's a Scot :-)

Mary


Do you know why wedding dresses are white, Mary?



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Mary Fisher April 19th 05 10:02 PM


"Andy Hall" wrote in message

Do you know why wedding dresses are white, Mary?


No, I think it's a relatively modern (Victorian?) custom.

Mine was ivory. You can read into that what you like. I'm hoping to spray it
with gold in five years for our fiftieth annivesary but I'll have to shed a
couple of stones :-(

Mary



Pete C April 19th 05 10:06 PM

On Sun, 17 Apr 2005 23:02:48 +0100, "Mary Fisher"
wrote:

Many years ago I read The AmericanWay of Death. It sickened me and I
determined then not to have anything to do with the awful business. The
closer I get to death the more determined I am.


Looks like the Ghanians have a better way:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/in_pictures/4215923.stm

cheers,
Pete.

Mary Fisher April 19th 05 10:09 PM


"Pete C" wrote in message
...
On Sun, 17 Apr 2005 23:02:48 +0100, "Mary Fisher"
wrote:

Many years ago I read The AmericanWay of Death. It sickened me and I
determined then not to have anything to do with the awful business. The
closer I get to death the more determined I am.


Looks like the Ghanians have a better way:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/in_pictures/4215923.stm


No, that's just as daft. A waste of money.

Mary

cheers,
Pete.




Andy Dingley April 19th 05 11:00 PM

On Tue, 19 Apr 2005 22:06:29 +0100, Pete C wrote:

Looks like the Ghanians have a better way:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/in_pictures/4215923.stm


Those are wonderful !


Frank Erskine April 19th 05 11:39 PM

On Tue, 19 Apr 2005 20:46:35 +0100, Andy Hall
wrote:

On Tue, 19 Apr 2005 15:59:27 +0100, "Mary Fisher"
wrote:


"Andy Dingley" wrote in message
. ..
On Tue, 19 Apr 2005 14:07:01 +0100, "Mary Fisher"
wrote:

I believe you but still think it's daft.

Coffins are still cheaper than wedding dresses.


Not if you make your own!

My mother made mine, I made a daughter in law's (and her bridesmaid's) a
daughter made her own and a daughter in law's mother made hers. Of course
we're all Tykes - except for the last, who's a Scot :-)

Mary


Do you know why wedding dresses are white, Mary?


I think it was to symbolise purity, i.e. virginity, wasn't it?

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Frank Erskine

Andy Hall April 19th 05 11:50 PM

On Tue, 19 Apr 2005 22:02:48 +0100, "Mary Fisher"
wrote:


"Andy Hall" wrote in message

Do you know why wedding dresses are white, Mary?


No, I think it's a relatively modern (Victorian?) custom.

Mine was ivory. You can read into that what you like. I'm hoping to spray it
with gold in five years for our fiftieth annivesary but I'll have to shed a
couple of stones :-(

Mary


Well.... I was told that it was to match the other domestic
appliances.

Of course it was only what I was told - I wouldn't dare suggest such a
thing.......



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John Rumm April 20th 05 02:09 AM

Andy Hall wrote:

Well.... I was told that it was to match the other domestic
appliances.


Ah, just wait until I tell the Washing Ironing Food Etc, that one! LOL!

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Mike April 20th 05 09:05 AM


"Andy Hall" wrote in message
...

Do you know why wedding dresses are white, Mary?


Well.... I was told that it was to match the other domestic
appliances.


Poggenpau did something like that in a magazine advert about twenty years
ago. Rumour is sales plummetted.



Mary Fisher April 20th 05 09:31 AM


"Andy Hall" wrote in message

"Andy Hall" wrote in message

Do you know why wedding dresses are white, Mary?


No, I think it's a relatively modern (Victorian?) custom.

Mine was ivory. You can read into that what you like. I'm hoping to spray
it
with gold in five years for our fiftieth annivesary but I'll have to shed
a
couple of stones :-(

Mary


Well.... I was told that it was to match the other domestic
appliances.


Years ago we didn't have any other domestic appliances ... husbands wouldn't
ave known how to repair them.

Of course it was only what I was told - I wouldn't dare suggest such a
thing.......


Wimp :-)

Mary



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Mary Fisher April 20th 05 09:35 AM


"Frank Erskine" wrote in message

Do you know why wedding dresses are white, Mary?


I think it was to symbolise purity, i.e. virginity, wasn't it?


Well that's the received wisdom now but until recently people just wore
their ordinary clothes - perhaps their best. And of course in other cultures
white isn't worn, it's often associated with death.

That reminds me of the other thread and all that horrid white satin in
coffins (sorry, I'm quite obsessed with this for the moment!). Surely the
suggestion isn't that corpses are intact? There's an option for white horses
and white hearse for funerals ...

muse mode

I wonder if you can have any other colour padding to protect your lifeless
shell?

Mary



Mary Fisher April 20th 05 09:36 AM


"Andy Hall" wrote in message

Well.... I was told that it was to match the other domestic
appliances.


As an afterthought, dark colours and silver are now the fashion for
kitchens, I thought. Our cooker is mostly black. Didn't want that but it was
a very good deal ...

Mary



[email protected] April 20th 05 11:40 AM

On Mon, 18 Apr 2005 22:16:56 +0100, "Mary Fisher"
wrote:


wrote in message
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Burial may not be environmentally friendly either. Decaying remains
may pollute local water courses.


You mean like all the worms and other invertebrates, birds and mammals which
die and become part of the Earth?

To say nothing of all the water creatures which die in the water courses?


Over the years, there have been outbreaks of diseases that have been
passed to the living through water contamination. The source of the
disease has been decaying remains in poorly located cemetaries. The
remains have contaminated local water supplies.

The problem is still very common in South Africa where people drink
untreated water.

Graham


Graham



Andy Dingley April 20th 05 01:39 PM

On Wed, 20 Apr 2005 10:40:58 GMT, wrote:

Over the years, there have been outbreaks of diseases that have been
passed to the living through water contamination.


Certainly. Biggest technical and healthcare innovation in the last 200
years was decent sanitation for cities.

The source of the
disease has been decaying remains in poorly located cemetaries.


Now this is more debatable. Current thinking in disaster relief is that
body disposal _isn't_ as urgent as it used to be thought. One badly
sited latrine (or lack of) is more damaging to a watercourse than a lot
of dead bodies.

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Owain April 20th 05 02:09 PM

Mary Fisher wrote:
That reminds me of the other thread and all that horrid white satin in
coffins (sorry, I'm quite obsessed with this for the moment!). Surely the
suggestion isn't that corpses are intact? There's an option for white horses
and white hearse for funerals ...


American, I suspect.

muse mode
I wonder if you can have any other colour padding to protect your lifeless
shell?


Of course you can. Offcuts of the hall carpet in the clan tartan might
be an attractive and thrifty option north of the Antonine Wall.

Owain


Mary Fisher April 20th 05 03:13 PM


"Andy Dingley" wrote in message
...
On Wed, 20 Apr 2005 10:40:58 GMT, wrote:

Over the years, there have been outbreaks of diseases that have been
passed to the living through water contamination.


Certainly. Biggest technical and healthcare innovation in the last 200
years was decent sanitation for cities.

The source of the
disease has been decaying remains in poorly located cemetaries.


Now this is more debatable. Current thinking in disaster relief is that
body disposal _isn't_ as urgent as it used to be thought. One badly
sited latrine (or lack of) is more damaging to a watercourse than a lot
of dead bodies.


I waas going to say all that!

I was giong to ask for evidence of "The source of the disease has been
decaying remains in poorly located cemetaries"

In UK at least I'd question that cemeteries were responsible for disease.

Mary



Andy Dingley April 20th 05 03:40 PM

On Wed, 20 Apr 2005 15:13:13 +0100, "Mary Fisher"
wrote:

In UK at least I'd question that cemeteries were responsible for disease.


There have been some. There was eveb an infamous Plague Pit somewhere in
the Pennines that caused a landslip and buried houses !

One of the few ways of dying worse than the Boston Molasses Flood.

Andy Dingley April 20th 05 03:44 PM

On Wed, 20 Apr 2005 14:09:04 +0100, Owain
wrote:

Offcuts of the hall carpet in the clan tartan


My clan tartan was created in the '70s (not even the 1870s) when someone
from Florida (Florida ! I ask you !) obtained permission to resurrect
the defunct clan. That rather killed any interest in wearing plaid and
so my kilt is in the Hunting Gothic (black on black) instead.


Mary Fisher April 20th 05 04:19 PM


"Owain" wrote in message
t...
Mary Fisher wrote:
That reminds me of the other thread and all that horrid white satin in
coffins (sorry, I'm quite obsessed with this for the moment!). Surely the
suggestion isn't that corpses are intact? There's an option for white
horses and white hearse for funerals ...


American, I suspect.


No, they were on the English site.

muse mode
I wonder if you can have any other colour padding to protect your
lifeless shell?


Of course you can. Offcuts of the hall carpet in the clan tartan might be
an attractive and thrifty option north of the Antonine Wall.

Owain




Mary Fisher April 20th 05 04:21 PM


"Andy Dingley" wrote in message
...
On Wed, 20 Apr 2005 14:09:04 +0100, Owain
wrote:

Offcuts of the hall carpet in the clan tartan


I hit send too early when replying to Owain. Surely the Scots wouldn't think
it necessary to line a coffin?

My clan tartan was created in the '70s (not even the 1870s) when someone
from Florida (Florida ! I ask you !)


His forebears might not have originated there ... but it does make one
squirm a little.

obtained permission to resurrect
the defunct clan. That rather killed any interest in wearing plaid and
so my kilt is in the Hunting Gothic (black on black) instead.


Good. Is it to match your kitchen?

Mary




Mary Fisher April 20th 05 04:24 PM


"Andy Dingley" wrote in message
...
On Wed, 20 Apr 2005 15:13:13 +0100, "Mary Fisher"
wrote:

In UK at least I'd question that cemeteries were responsible for disease.


There have been some. There was eveb an infamous Plague Pit somewhere in
the Pennines that caused a landslip and buried houses !


And?

One of the few ways of dying worse than the Boston Molasses Flood.


In that case we should ban all cemeteries immediately. I'll vote for
whatever party promises to stop soaring death figures by not giving any
opportunity for dying.

Mary



Andy Hall April 20th 05 05:17 PM

On Wed, 20 Apr 2005 09:05:46 +0100, "Mike" wrote:


"Andy Hall" wrote in message
.. .

Do you know why wedding dresses are white, Mary?


Well.... I was told that it was to match the other domestic
appliances.


Poggenpau did something like that in a magazine advert about twenty years
ago. Rumour is sales plummetted.


I suppose that was before we had the political correctness of the
Advertising Standards Authority.

Nowadays one can't even have Roger More posters.



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Andy Dingley April 20th 05 05:37 PM

On Wed, 20 Apr 2005 16:24:39 +0100, "Mary Fisher"
wrote:

There have been some. There was eveb an infamous Plague Pit somewhere in
the Pennines that caused a landslip and buried houses !


And?


People drowned in a festering slurry of half-decomposed bodies. It was
more a soil mechanics problem than a bacteriological problem. Peak
District, AFAIR.

As a reference to groundwater contamination from cemeteries, I haven't
time to look one up. But I recall seasonable problems in both New
Orleans and Bermuda (? - somewhere Caribbean) where the cemetery flooded
annually and there was an increase in dysenteries, even after the
introduction of better sewerage.

I'll vote for
whatever party promises to stop soaring death figures by not giving any
opportunity for dying.


Say it a bit louder so Michael Howard can hear it, and he'll get it in
the manifesto by Tuesday.


[email protected] April 20th 05 06:19 PM

On Wed, 20 Apr 2005 13:39:32 +0100, Andy Dingley
wrote:

On Wed, 20 Apr 2005 10:40:58 GMT, wrote:


The source of the
disease has been decaying remains in poorly located cemetaries.


Now this is more debatable. Current thinking in disaster relief is that
body disposal _isn't_ as urgent as it used to be thought. One badly
sited latrine (or lack of) is more damaging to a watercourse than a lot
of dead bodies.


I'm not talking about disaster relief "emergency" cemetaries. I am
talking about well established long term cemetaries.

Graham



Mary Fisher April 20th 05 06:29 PM


"Andy Hall" wrote in message
...
On Wed, 20 Apr 2005 09:05:46 +0100, "Mike" wrote:


"Andy Hall" wrote in message
. ..

Do you know why wedding dresses are white, Mary?

Well.... I was told that it was to match the other domestic
appliances.


Poggenpau did something like that in a magazine advert about twenty years
ago. Rumour is sales plummetted.


I suppose that was before we had the political correctness of the
Advertising Standards Authority.

Nowadays one can't even have Roger More posters.


Who's Roger More and does he wear a wedding dress?

Mary



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Mary Fisher April 20th 05 06:31 PM


"Andy Dingley" wrote in message
...
On Wed, 20 Apr 2005 16:24:39 +0100, "Mary Fisher"
wrote:

There have been some. There was eveb an infamous Plague Pit somewhere in
the Pennines that caused a landslip and buried houses !


And?


People drowned in a festering slurry of half-decomposed bodies. It was
more a soil mechanics problem than a bacteriological problem. Peak
District, AFAIR.


Ah - so it was some time ago!

As a reference to groundwater contamination from cemeteries, I haven't
time to look one up. But I recall seasonable problems in both New
Orleans and Bermuda (? - somewhere Caribbean) where the cemetery flooded
annually and there was an increase in dysenteries, even after the
introduction of better sewerage.


er - I said British cemeteries.

I'll vote for
whatever party promises to stop soaring death figures by not giving any
opportunity for dying.


Say it a bit louder so Michael Howard can hear it, and he'll get it in
the manifesto by Tuesday.


What would it take to get Our Glorious Leader (he of the orange face) to do
that?

Wish I'd thought to put it to him face to face this lunchtime ...

Mary




Mary Fisher April 20th 05 06:31 PM


wrote in message
...
On Wed, 20 Apr 2005 13:39:32 +0100, Andy Dingley
wrote:

On Wed, 20 Apr 2005 10:40:58 GMT, wrote:


The source of the
disease has been decaying remains in poorly located cemetaries.


Now this is more debatable. Current thinking in disaster relief is that
body disposal _isn't_ as urgent as it used to be thought. One badly
sited latrine (or lack of) is more damaging to a watercourse than a lot
of dead bodies.


I'm not talking about disaster relief "emergency" cemetaries. I am
talking about well established long term cemetaries.


Well, give us some examples.

Mary

Graham





[email protected] April 20th 05 06:34 PM

On Wed, 20 Apr 2005 15:13:13 +0100, "Mary Fisher"
wrote:


I was giong to ask for evidence of "The source of the disease has been
decaying remains in poorly located cemetaries"


http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/197410.stm

http://www.geoscience.org.za/pmsu/urban/cemetery.htm

In UK at least I'd question that cemeteries were responsible for disease.


"The burial of corpses in cemeteries, and subsequent degradation,
can cause pollution of groundwater..."

Assessing the Groundwater Pollution Potential of Cemetery Developments
National Groundwater & Contaminated Land Center
The Environment Agency - UK, 2002

Graham


[email protected] April 20th 05 06:49 PM

On Wed, 20 Apr 2005 17:37:15 +0100, Andy Dingley
wrote:


As a reference to groundwater contamination from cemeteries, I haven't
time to look one up. But I recall seasonable problems in both New
Orleans and Bermuda (? - somewhere Caribbean) where the cemetery flooded
annually and there was an increase in dysenteries, even after the
introduction of better sewerage.


Not directly relevant - but viruses and bacteria can survive in the
body / a grave for a very long time.

There is a company in London that specialises in exhumations. They are
often called in to clear grave yards that are several hundred years
old in order to make way for a new development. One such development
is the channel tunnel rail link in London

A development may destroy hundreds of old graves.

Many of the staff who carry out the exhumations are specifically
employed from former soviet block countries where smallpox
vaccinations were still common place throughout the 1970s.

Some of the companies involved in exhumations require their staff to
be vaccinated against smallpox.

Graham


Mike April 20th 05 07:22 PM


"Mary Fisher" wrote in message
. net...

Who's Roger Moore and does he wear a wedding dress?


And old 007. And I have the vague recollection either he or Tony Curtis
ended up in some sort of dress in one of the episodes of the Pretenders(?).



raden April 20th 05 08:52 PM

In message , Andy Dingley
writes
On Wed, 20 Apr 2005 14:09:04 +0100, Owain
wrote:

Offcuts of the hall carpet in the clan tartan


My clan tartan was created in the '70s (not even the 1870s) when someone
from Florida (Florida ! I ask you !) obtained permission to resurrect
the defunct clan. That rather killed any interest in wearing plaid and
so my kilt is in the Hunting Gothic (black on black) instead.

Rubber ??

(Yes, I do know someone who has a rubber kilt)

--
geoff

Mary Fisher April 20th 05 10:39 PM


"Mike" wrote in message
...

"Mary Fisher" wrote in message
. net...

Who's Roger Moore and does he wear a wedding dress?


And old 007. And I have the vague recollection either he or Tony Curtis
ended up in some sort of dress in one of the episodes of the
Pretenders(?).


Do you mean Some Like it Hot? With Jack Lennon? And Marilyn Monroe - all
wearing frocks.

Beautiful film!

I didn't type 'Moore' though, if the other poster had spelt it like that I'd
have known it was 007. You changed it.

Mary





Mary Fisher April 20th 05 10:40 PM


"raden" wrote in message
...


My clan tartan was created in the '70s (not even the 1870s) when someone
from Florida (Florida ! I ask you !) obtained permission to resurrect
the defunct clan. That rather killed any interest in wearing plaid and
so my kilt is in the Hunting Gothic (black on black) instead.

Rubber ??

(Yes, I do know someone who has a rubber kilt)


I bet it's sweaty.

Mary

--
geoff




Mary Fisher April 20th 05 10:46 PM


wrote in message
...
On Wed, 20 Apr 2005 15:13:13 +0100, "Mary Fisher"
wrote:


I was giong to ask for evidence of "The source of the disease has been
decaying remains in poorly located cemetaries"


http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/197410.stm


"Studies *from overseas* suggest that chemicals from corpses seep from
cemeteries and contaminate nearby water. "

And do chemicals cause disease? This item was about an investigtion, no
results.

http://www.geoscience.org.za/pmsu/urban/cemetery.htm


"indiscriminate placing of cemetery sites still continues in both the rural
and peri-urban sectors of *South Africa*, where piped domestic water
supplies are not yet available."

In UK at least I'd question that cemeteries were responsible for disease.


"The burial of corpses in cemeteries, and subsequent degradation,
*can* cause pollution of groundwater..."


That's not the same as "The source of the disease has been decaying remains
in poorly located cemetaries"


Assessing the Groundwater Pollution Potential of Cemetery Developments
National Groundwater & Contaminated Land Center
The Environment Agency - UK, 2002


That's an assessment, not proof or even evidence.

Hear the one about 45minutes ... ?

Mary

Graham




DJC April 21st 05 12:38 AM

Andy Dingley wrote:
On Tue, 19 Apr 2005 22:06:29 +0100, Pete C wrote:


Looks like the Ghanians have a better way:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/in_pictures/4215923.stm

Those are wonderful !


There is a gallery in the British Museum that has some on display.


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raden April 21st 05 12:39 AM

In message , Mike
writes

"Mary Fisher" wrote in message
.net...

Who's Roger Moore and does he wear a wedding dress?


And old 007. And I have the vague recollection either he or Tony Curtis
ended up in some sort of dress in one of the episodes of the Pretenders(?).

Kids eh ? ...
Simon Templar

--
geoff

raden April 21st 05 12:40 AM

In message , Mary
Fisher writes

"raden" wrote in message
...


My clan tartan was created in the '70s (not even the 1870s) when someone
from Florida (Florida ! I ask you !) obtained permission to resurrect
the defunct clan. That rather killed any interest in wearing plaid and
so my kilt is in the Hunting Gothic (black on black) instead.

Rubber ??

(Yes, I do know someone who has a rubber kilt)


I bet it's sweaty.

No idea, but you might be on to something there

The whips prolly give a bit of warmth too ...

--
geoff


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