Riding lawnmower
 

Saturday afternoon, I was sitting on my lawn chair, drinking beer and
watching my wife, mow the lawn.

Amanda from next door was so upset at this that she came over and
shouted "you should be hung." I took a slug from my bottle of Corona,
wiped the cold foam from my lips, lifted my darkened RayBan sunglasses,
stared directly at this nosey woman and calmly replied, "I am, that's why
she cuts the grass."

After a few days I felt really bad so I went and bought my wife a riding
mower to show my sensitive side. I am so proud of the deal I got,
I have dropped a picture in the dropbox.

http://www.metalworking.com/DropBox/..._lawnmower.jpg

Now thats what the leftys have been waiting for!
I wonder when the snow blower attachment will be ready?

H.R.

LOL!

Tim

--
"California is the breakfast state: fruits, nuts and flakes."
Website: http://webpages.charter.net/dawill/tmoranwms

"Tom Gardner" wrote in message
m...
Saturday afternoon, I was sitting on my lawn chair, drinking beer and
watching my wife, mow the lawn.

Amanda from next door was so upset at this that she came over and
shouted "you should be hung." I took a slug from my bottle of Corona,
wiped the cold foam from my lips, lifted my darkened RayBan sunglasses,
stared directly at this nosey woman and calmly replied, "I am, that's why
she cuts the grass."

After a few days I felt really bad so I went and bought my wife a riding
mower to show my sensitive side. I am so proud of the deal I got,
I have dropped a picture in the dropbox.

http://www.metalworking.com/DropBox/..._lawnmower.jpg

Thank God that I had enough sense to swallow my coffee before I clicked on
the link!!

Mike

"Tom Gardner" wrote in message
m...
Saturday afternoon, I was sitting on my lawn chair, drinking beer and
watching my wife, mow the lawn.

Amanda from next door was so upset at this that she came over and
shouted "you should be hung." I took a slug from my bottle of Corona,
wiped the cold foam from my lips, lifted my darkened RayBan sunglasses,
stared directly at this nosey woman and calmly replied, "I am, that's why
she cuts the grass."

After a few days I felt really bad so I went and bought my wife a riding
mower to show my sensitive side. I am so proud of the deal I got,
I have dropped a picture in the dropbox.

http://www.metalworking.com/DropBox/..._lawnmower.jpg

There is a fine line between genius and madness.

On 7 Apr 2005 02:01:46 -0700, "MikeMandaville"
wrote:

There is a fine line between genius and madness.


Some times..there is no line......

Gunner

Rule #35
"That which does not kill you,
has made a huge tactical error"

I missed the staff meeting but the minutes show Gunner
wrote back on Thu, 07 Apr 2005 16:57:32 GMT
in rec.crafts.metalworking :
On 7 Apr 2005 02:01:46 -0700, "MikeMandaville"
wrote:

There is a fine line between genius and madness.


Some times..there is no line......

Ah, but do not forget, there is a limit to Genius....


pyotr
--
pyotr filipivich.
as an explaination for the decline in the US's tech edge, James
Niccol wrote "It used to be that the USA was pretty good at
producing stuff teenaged boys could lose a finger or two playing with."