http://chronwatch.com/content/conten....asp?aid=11321


The flood of American liberals sneaking across the border into
Canada has intensified in the past week, sparking calls for increased
patrols to stop the illegal immigration.

The re-election of President Bush is prompting the exodus among
left-leaning citizens who fear they'll soon be required to hunt, pray
and agree with Bill O'Reilly.

Canadian border farmers say it's not uncommon to see dozens of
sociology professors, animal-rights activists and Unitarians crossing
their fields at night.

''I went out to milk the cows the other day, and there was a
Hollywood producer huddled in the barn,'' said Manitoba farmer Red
Greenfield, whose acreage borders North Dakota. The producer was
cold, exhausted and hungry.

''He asked me if I could spare a latte and some free-range
chicken. When I said I didn't have any, he left. Didn't even get a
chance to show him my screenplay, eh?''

In an effort to stop the illegal aliens, Greenfield erected
higher fences, but the liberals scaled them. So he tried installing
speakers that blare Rush Limbaugh across the fields.

''Not real effective,'' he said. ''The liberals still got
through, and Rush annoyed the cows so much they wouldn't give milk.''

Officials are particularly concerned about smugglers who meet
liberals near the Canadian border, pack them into Volvo station
wagons, drive them across the border and leave them to fend for
themselves. ''A lot of these people are not prepared for rugged
conditions,'' an Ontario border patrolman said. ''I found one carload
without a drop of drinking water. They did have a nice little Napa
Valley cabernet, though.''

When liberals are caught, they're sent back across the border,
often wailing loudly that they fear retribution from conservatives.
Rumors have been circulating about the Bush administration
establishing re-education camps in which liberals will be forced to
drink domestic beer and watch NASCAR.

In the days since the election, liberals have turned to
sometimes-ingenious ways of crossing the border. Some have taken to
posing as senior citizens on bus trips to buy cheap Canadian
prescription drugs. After catching a half-dozen young vegans disguised
in powdered wigs, Canadian immigration authorities began stopping
buses and quizzing the supposed senior-citizen passengers.

''If they can't identify the accordion player on The Lawrence
Welk Show, we get suspicious about their age,'' an official said.

Canadian citizens have complained that the illegal immigrants
are creating and organic-broccoli shortage and renting all the good
Susan Sarandon movies.

''I feel sorry for American liberals, but the Canadian economy
just can't support them,'' an Ottawa resident said. ''How many
art-history majors does one country need?''

In an effort to ease tensions between the United States and
Canada, Vice President Dick Cheney met with the Canadian ambassador
and pledged that the administration would take steps to reassure
liberals, a source close to Cheney said.

''We're going to have some Peter, Paul and Mary concerts. And
we might put some endangered species on postage stamps. The president
is determined to reach out.''








"If I'm going to reach out to the the Democrats then I need a third
hand.There's no way I'm letting go of my wallet or my gun while they're
around."

"Democrat. In the dictionary it's right after demobilize and right
before demode` (out of fashion).
-Buddy Jordan 2001

"Gunner" wrote in message
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snip


''We're going to have some Peter, Paul and Mary concerts. And
we might put some endangered species on postage stamps. The president
is determined to reach out.''

HAHA! Oh, that's a good one.

--
Ed Huntress
(remove "3" from email address for email reply)

Gunner wrote:



''We're going to have some Peter, Paul and Mary concerts. And
we might put some endangered species on postage stamps. The president
is determined to reach out.''








This just goes to show that the Republicans just don't get it.
Democrats can't be placated with tokens like stamps and concerts.
The have the politically correct school books, movies, and TV shows.
Now let's finish the job, and punish gun owners, Christians, and
business owners.

--
Be careful what you pray for, it can happen.

On Fri, 26 Nov 2004 00:13:20 GMT, Clark Magnuson
wrote:

Gunner wrote:

''We're going to have some Peter, Paul and Mary concerts. And
we might put some endangered species on postage stamps. The president
is determined to reach out.''

This just goes to show that the Republicans just don't get it.
Democrats can't be placated with tokens like stamps and concerts.
The have the politically correct school books, movies, and TV shows.
Now let's finish the job, and punish gun owners, Christians, and
business owners.

Ummmm ... who is doing the media censorship?
Who is trying to reduce birth control?
Who is trying to force all sorts of fundieisms on
everybody else?
--
Cliff

Cliff wrote:

On Fri, 26 Nov 2004 00:13:20 GMT, Clark Magnuson
wrote:



Gunner wrote:



''We're going to have some Peter, Paul and Mary concerts. And
we might put some endangered species on postage stamps. The president
is determined to reach out.''



This just goes to show that the Republicans just don't get it.
Democrats can't be placated with tokens like stamps and concerts.
The have the politically correct school books, movies, and TV shows.
Now let's finish the job, and punish gun owners, Christians, and
business owners.



Ummmm ... who is doing the media censorship?
Who is trying to reduce birth control?
Who is trying to force all sorts of fundieisms on
everybody else?


Cliff, you couldn't be more right.
Those damn Republicans have taken over the media. I get 100 channels,
and they have censored every program so there is never a sexual innuendo
or black face.
The moral of every news story or sit-com, is resist your emotions, buy a
gun, start a business, and praise God.
And those damn Republicans have taken over the colleges. I didn't have a
single lecture, where the prof did not take out a bible, start thumping
it while condemning socialism.
Every form of birth control has now been outlawed, including the rhythm
method.
And in the work place, if a woman or black shows a white male any
disrespect, they are fired and beaten on the spot. That is simply
because there are no lawyers trained in how to sue companies.
This country is out of balance and it is time for the majority to rise
up against those damn Republicans and vote them out of office.
There is one voice of hope, underground radio. The Republicans may have
the TV, movies, newspapers, and college lectures censored, but we have a
secret weapon: Al Franken. We can huddle next to our radios and hear the
truth that is told nowhere else. Spread the word, we will get even on
election day.

--
Be careful what you pray for, it can happen.