On 11/7/2016 5:40 PM, Gunner Asch wrote:
On Mon, 07 Nov 2016 11:28:44 -0800, Gunner Asch
wrote:


Ha ha ha ha ha! The dreaded "headers", again!

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From: Gunner Asch
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Subject: Get your credit in 48 hours.
Date: Mon, 07 Nov 2016 11:28:44 -0800
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On Mon, 07 Nov 2016 10:01:29 -0800, Larry Jaques
wrote:

On Mon, 07 Nov 2016 07:10:56 -0800, Gunner Asch
wrote:

On Mon, 7 Nov 2016 06:57:45 -0800 (PST), wrote:

You have been refused by the bank because your credit does not meet their standard.
you dream to make your own business, your home, pay a debt explicable in need
of money. I offer 8000 € to € 4,000,000 at an interest rate of 2% per year.
E-mail:


Yes! Please send me the 4,000,000 of whatever those are today, and I
will gladly pay you the interest on Tuesday.

Euros, silly. Darn, you beat me. I was going to offer to pay him
back the second Tuesday of next week.

I haven't heard back from the guy yet. Have you? Cash is in short
supply here. shrug But once Trump is elected and Hillary Rotten
Clinton is in jail, I'll get a contract for building a portion of the
new border wall. I really... really could use the cash. I already sent
Trump my resume. He's smart enough to be impressed, but not smart
enough to Google me I hope. grin Until then I could use a few bucks
if any of my friends here are feeling generous. hint hint I'm really
tired of scrounging for butts. Crom knows it would be nice to buy a
full pack for a change. shrug

Snerk! Is that the best he can do?

Actually, it was damned good and funny.