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Project Hellfi Weedburner And Leafblower Combined For Recovering Solder And Gold From Circuit Boards
"Project Hellfire was secretly developed by collaboration between numerous
DoD contractor engineers worldwide for recovering useful components, solder and gold from circuit boards". Also extremely useful in finishing rapid completetion of quantities of high density, ultra-fine pitch, surface mount prototype boards. A spokesperson with a stinky scalp revealed, under conditions of anonymity (non-disclouure of identity), that: "From here forth, and forever more, no other method shall ever be used, in all of neverness". One observer at the secret ceremony was immediately renditioned after being overheard by security saying (dare I repeat this, please save my kids): "but any home shop metalworker could build something like that, and probably already has". He was later heards screaming.. SEE, he Shoulda patented that idea!" as the black suv exited the facility grounds at high speed. All persons professional, unskilled or skilled amateur, blind, deaf, illiterate or barefoot.. must respect, honor and remember this day for all of eternity (global/federal code U-8it/****-4brains).. Lord LLoid, senior lord in ****ing charge, the Honorable Knights of Ni. Reporter's footnote: The deadly leaded solder will be safely encapsulated with enormous effort to be used as weights in the bases of trophy awards for our clever geniuses.. to be presented at an unspecified time at a location not disclosed to the top secret list of recipients. A gold star will be added to a wall somewhere, for all to revere. PSA: Finish school, don't do drugs.. especially oxygen, without a licensed physician's recommendation and guidance. Oh, and save the whales. This announcement of unprecedented significance will only be posted to RCM after it's been reviewed and determined to contain crucial information about metals, removal and recycling of metals and the recovery and reuse of said metals. -- WB .......... |
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