Don't know if you folks know I farm for my real job. My supplier
called up yesterday and told me he had an extra three semi loads of
manure, 30 tons, left over from the election.

Anyway, I spend tommorrow spreading bull **** all day long. Maybe I
should run for office.

Karl

On 2012-11-08, Karl Townsend wrote:
Don't know if you folks know I farm for my real job. My supplier
called up yesterday and told me he had an extra three semi loads of
manure, 30 tons, left over from the election.

Anyway, I spend tommorrow spreading bull **** all day long. Maybe I
should run for office.

30 tons is one semi load.

i

Ignoramus14985 wrote:

On 2012-11-08, Karl Townsend wrote:
Don't know if you folks know I farm for my real job. My supplier
called up yesterday and told me he had an extra three semi loads of
manure, 30 tons, left over from the election.

Anyway, I spend tommorrow spreading bull **** all day long. Maybe I
should run for office.

30 tons is one semi load.

i

Not if you're 80,000 GVW rated, the weight of the tractor and trailer
will eat half of that and leave you good for around 40,000 / 20 tons
cargo, with some variability based on day cab vs. big sleeper, live
bottom manure spreader trailer vs dry van, etc. You don't want to be
paying overweight fines on a load of ****...

Karl Townsend wrote:

Don't know if you folks know I farm for my real job. My supplier
called up yesterday and told me he had an extra three semi loads of
manure, 30 tons, left over from the election.

Anyway, I spend tommorrow spreading bull **** all day long. Maybe I
should run for office.


Was that Democrat or Republican manure? Make sure there are no
political signs left in the loads. ;-)

On 2012-11-09, Pete C. wrote:

Ignoramus14985 wrote:

On 2012-11-08, Karl Townsend wrote:
Don't know if you folks know I farm for my real job. My supplier
called up yesterday and told me he had an extra three semi loads of
manure, 30 tons, left over from the election.

Anyway, I spend tommorrow spreading bull **** all day long. Maybe I
should run for office.

30 tons is one semi load.

i

Not if you're 80,000 GVW rated, the weight of the tractor and trailer
will eat half of that and leave you good for around 40,000 / 20 tons
cargo, with some variability based on day cab vs. big sleeper, live
bottom manure spreader trailer vs dry van, etc. You don't want to be
paying overweight fines on a load of ****...

Not on a load of ****, for sure.

i

On Thu, 08 Nov 2012 19:31:05 -0600, Ignoramus14985
wrote:

On 2012-11-09, Pete C. wrote:

Ignoramus14985 wrote:

On 2012-11-08, Karl Townsend wrote:
Don't know if you folks know I farm for my real job. My supplier
called up yesterday and told me he had an extra three semi loads of
manure, 30 tons, left over from the election.

Anyway, I spend tommorrow spreading bull **** all day long. Maybe I
should run for office.

30 tons is one semi load.

i

Not if you're 80,000 GVW rated, the weight of the tractor and trailer
will eat half of that and leave you good for around 40,000 / 20 tons
cargo, with some variability based on day cab vs. big sleeper, live
bottom manure spreader trailer vs dry van, etc. You don't want to be
paying overweight fines on a load of ****...

Not on a load of ****, for sure.

i

Its a volume problem. They use belly dumps and can only get ten tons
filling to overflowing.

Or in other words, good bull **** has a lot of hot air in it.

Karl

On Thu, 08 Nov 2012 20:30:12 -0500, "Michael A. Terrell"
wrote:


Karl Townsend wrote:

Don't know if you folks know I farm for my real job. My supplier
called up yesterday and told me he had an extra three semi loads of
manure, 30 tons, left over from the election.

Anyway, I spend tommorrow spreading bull **** all day long. Maybe I
should run for office.


Was that Democrat or Republican manure? Make sure there are no
political signs left in the loads. ;-)

Up here, its pure demo-crap. Both the stae house and state senate
changed to pure demo-crap. Plus we already had the goofiest governor
in the country. We're in for an expensive ride.

Karl

On 11/8/2012 5:57 PM, Karl Townsend wrote:
Don't know if you folks know I farm for my real job. My supplier
called up yesterday and told me he had an extra three semi loads of
manure, 30 tons, left over from the election.

Anyway, I spend tommorrow spreading bull **** all day long. Maybe I
should run for office.

Karl


How do you separate the bull **** from the cow ****?

Karl Townsend wrote:

On Thu, 08 Nov 2012 20:30:12 -0500, "Michael A. Terrell"
wrote:


Karl Townsend wrote:

Don't know if you folks know I farm for my real job. My supplier
called up yesterday and told me he had an extra three semi loads of
manure, 30 tons, left over from the election.

Anyway, I spend tommorrow spreading bull **** all day long. Maybe I
should run for office.


Was that Democrat or Republican manure? Make sure there are no
political signs left in the loads. ;-)

Up here, its pure demo-crap. Both the stae house and state senate
changed to pure demo-crap. Plus we already had the goofiest governor
in the country. We're in for an expensive ride.


My sympathy, but everyone knows Democrats produce mor BS than anyone
else. The election results here was solid Republican.

http://results.enr.clarityelections.com/FL/Marion/42443/111277/en/summary.html

On Thu, 08 Nov 2012 16:57:43 -0600, Karl Townsend
wrote:

Don't know if you folks know I farm for my real job. My supplier
called up yesterday and told me he had an extra three semi loads of
manure, 30 tons, left over from the election.

Anyway, I spend tommorrow spreading bull **** all day long. Maybe I
should run for office.

Karl

Donate it to the DNC. Their war chest has to be almost empty.

Gunner

--
""The Democratic constituency is just like a herd of cows. All you have
to do is lay out enough silage and they come running. That’s why I
became an operative working with Democrats. With Democrats all you
have to do is make a lot of noise, lay out the hay, and be ready to
use the ole cattle prod in case a few want to bolt the herd.

Eighty percent of the people who call themselves Democrats don’t have
a clue as to political reality.
What amazes me is that you could take a group of people who are hard
workers and convince them that they should support social programs
that were the exact opposite of their own personal convictions. Put a
little fear here and there and you can get people to vote any way you
want.

The voter is basically dumb and lazy. The reason I became a Democratic
operative instead of a Republican was because there were more
Democrats that didn’t have a clue than there were Republicans."
James Carvell, DNC operative

Light and fluffy, like biscuits?

Christopher A. Young
Learn more about Jesus
www.lds.org
..

"Karl Townsend" wrote in message
...
bottom manure spreader trailer vs dry van, etc. You don't want to be
paying overweight fines on a load of ****...

Not on a load of ****, for sure.

i

Its a volume problem. They use belly dumps and can only get ten tons
filling to overflowing.

Or in other words, good bull **** has a lot of hot air in it.

Karl

Stormin Mormon wrote:

Light and fluffy, like biscuits?


No. Voids to let the methane escape.

On 11/8/2012 7:30 PM, Michael A. Terrell wrote:

Karl Townsend wrote:

Don't know if you folks know I farm for my real job. My supplier
called up yesterday and told me he had an extra three semi loads of
manure, 30 tons, left over from the election.

Anyway, I spend tommorrow spreading bull **** all day long. Maybe I
should run for office.


Was that Democrat or Republican manure? Make sure there are no
political signs left in the loads. ;-)


Manure is manure, Mike...

Richard wrote:

On 11/8/2012 7:30 PM, Michael A. Terrell wrote:

Karl Townsend wrote:

Don't know if you folks know I farm for my real job. My supplier
called up yesterday and told me he had an extra three semi loads of
manure, 30 tons, left over from the election.

Anyway, I spend tommorrow spreading bull **** all day long. Maybe I
should run for office.


Was that Democrat or Republican manure? Make sure there are no
political signs left in the loads. ;-)

Manure is manure, Mike...


I was talking about printed signs on sticks, or wires that might jam
the spreader.