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Pete S December 4th 11 05:46 AM

Zero for 11 on topic posts in a row
 
Subject says it all.
Go complain someplace else.

Pete Stanaitis
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Dennis December 4th 11 07:18 AM

Zero for 11 on topic posts in a row
 

"Pete S" wrote in message
.. .
Subject says it all.
Go complain someplace else.

Pete Stanaitis
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Get some filtering going Pete. I see about 70% of posting go directly into
the bin.



Steve B[_13_] December 4th 11 05:01 PM

Zero for 11 on topic posts in a row
 

"Pete S" wrote in message
.. .
Subject says it all.
Go complain someplace else.

Pete Stanaitis
---------------


Dear Whatever:

I notice you have taken to task a writer about whether or not a post is on
topic, is spelled correctly, or is correct in some other minute detail.

I would like to inform you that the post of Netnanny is already filled. It
is held by Newton Fillmore, of Pacoima, California, although Mr. Fillmore is
currently in a coma in a facility in Riverside, and has been for three
years, eight months now. We just could not bring ourselves to demote him
without a proper hearing and him being present.

Please be advised that there are currently over 500 applicants and wannabes
for the position. That does not include people like yourself who have
broken with protocol and currently act like they are in the cherished
position.

If and when and if ever the post becomes available, you will be required to
write an essay of no longer than 1500 words, single spaced, using the words
there, they're, their, your, you're, and any others you can come up with in
as many incorrect grammatical situations as possible.

You must also describe the difference between "lose" and "loose" in 25 words
or less.

You must also include the reason that you think entitles you the lifelong
right to hold this post, and review the rest of humanity on its daily
heretofore
unobserved unsupervised act of Usenet Posting.

Steve
3rd Poohbah and Grand Mucky Muck
of the Society of Netnannies.

Addended by 4/19/2011

You forgot three of my favorites, its and it's, lightning and
lightening, and to, too and two











Steve B[_13_] December 4th 11 05:03 PM

Zero for 11 on topic posts in a row
 

"Dennis" wrote in message
. au...

"Pete S" wrote in message
.. .
Subject says it all.
Go complain someplace else.

Pete Stanaitis
---------------


Get some filtering going Pete. I see about 70% of posting go directly into
the bin.


Or simply learn to read. The subject lines are fairly descriptive. You
can't click into a subject of "How to Seduce A Goat" and then bitch. I
mean, you can, but it just makes you look stupid.

Like Pete.



Steve B[_13_] December 4th 11 05:04 PM

Zero for 11 on topic posts in a row
 

"Pete S" wrote in message
.. .
Subject says it all.
Go complain someplace else.

Pete Stanaitis
---------------


Dear Whatever:

I notice you have taken to task a writer about whether or not a post is on
topic, is spelled correctly, or is correct in some other minute detail.

I would like to inform you that the post of Netnanny is already filled. It
is held by Newton Fillmore, of Pacoima, California, although Mr. Fillmore is
currently in a coma in a facility in Riverside, and has been for three
years, eight months now. We just could not bring ourselves to demote him
without a proper hearing and him being present.

Please be advised that there are currently over 500 applicants and wannabes
for the position. That does not include people like yourself who have
broken with protocol and currently act like they are in the cherished
position.

If and when and if ever the post becomes available, you will be required to
write an essay of no longer than 1500 words, single spaced, using the words
there, they're, their, your, you're, and any others you can come up with in
as many incorrect grammatical situations as possible.

You must also describe the difference between "lose" and "loose" in 25 words
or less.

You must also include the reason that you think entitles you the lifelong
right to hold this post, and review the rest of humanity on its daily
heretofore
unobserved unsupervised act of Usenet Posting.

Steve
3rd Poohbah and Grand Mucky Muck
of the Society of Netnannies.

Addended by 4/19/2011

You forgot three of my favorites, its and it's, lightning and
lightening, and to, too and two











Gunner Asch[_6_] December 4th 11 08:29 PM

Zero for 11 on topic posts in a row
 
On Sun, 4 Dec 2011 09:01:18 -0800, "Steve B" wrote:


"Pete S" wrote in message
. ..
Subject says it all.
Go complain someplace else.

Pete Stanaitis
---------------


Dear Whatever:

I notice you have taken to task a writer about whether or not a post is on
topic, is spelled correctly, or is correct in some other minute detail.

I would like to inform you that the post of Netnanny is already filled. It
is held by Newton Fillmore, of Pacoima, California, although Mr. Fillmore is
currently in a coma in a facility in Riverside, and has been for three
years, eight months now. We just could not bring ourselves to demote him
without a proper hearing and him being present.

Please be advised that there are currently over 500 applicants and wannabes
for the position. That does not include people like yourself who have
broken with protocol and currently act like they are in the cherished
position.

If and when and if ever the post becomes available, you will be required to
write an essay of no longer than 1500 words, single spaced, using the words
there, they're, their, your, you're, and any others you can come up with in
as many incorrect grammatical situations as possible.

You must also describe the difference between "lose" and "loose" in 25 words
or less.

You must also include the reason that you think entitles you the lifelong
right to hold this post, and review the rest of humanity on its daily
heretofore
unobserved unsupervised act of Usenet Posting.

Steve
3rd Poohbah and Grand Mucky Muck
of the Society of Netnannies.

Addended by 4/19/2011

You forgot three of my favorites, its and it's, lightning and
lightening, and to, too and two



Ooooh!! Very well done Sir! Veddywelldoneindeed!!


One could not be a successful Leftwinger without realizing that,
in contrast to the popular conception supported by newspapers
and mothers of Leftwingers, a goodly number of Leftwingers are
not only narrow-minded and dull, but also just stupid.
Gunner Asch

Benny Fishhole[_2_] December 5th 11 03:56 AM

Zero for 11 on topic posts in a row
 
On Sun, 4 Dec 2011 09:03:06 -0800, "Steve B" wrote:


"Dennis" wrote in message
.au...

"Pete S" wrote in message
.. .
Subject says it all.
Go complain someplace else.

Pete Stanaitis
---------------


Get some filtering going Pete. I see about 70% of posting go directly into
the bin.


Or simply learn to read. The subject lines are fairly descriptive. You
can't click into a subject of "How to Seduce A Goat" and then bitch. I
mean, you can, but it just makes you look stupid.

Like Pete.


What color is the goat?


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