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Metalworking (rec.crafts.metalworking) Discuss various aspects of working with metal, such as machining, welding, metal joining, screwing, casting, hardening/tempering, blacksmithing/forging, spinning and hammer work, sheet metal work. |
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"Goddamned hippies" shut down Brooklyn Bridge
You're such an idiot you think your post is on-topic for rec.crafts.metalworking. Dear Whatever: I notice you have taken to task a writer about whether or not a post is on topic, is spelled correctly, or is correct in some other minute detail. I would like to inform you that the post of Netnanny is already filled. It is held by Newton Fillmore, of Pacoima, California, although Mr. Fillmore is currently in a coma in a facility in Riverside, and has been for three years, eight months now. We just could not bring ourselves to demote him without a proper hearing and him being present. Please be advised that there are currently over 500 applicants and wannabes for the position. That does not include people like yourself who have broken with protocol and currently act like they are in the cherished position. If and when and if ever the post becomes available, you will be required to write an essay of no longer than 1500 words, single spaced, using the words there, they're, their, your, you're, and any others you can come up with in as many incorrect grammatical situations as possible. You must also describe the difference between "lose" and "loose" in 25 words or less. You must also include the reason that you think entitles you the lifelong right to hold this post, and review the rest of humanity on its daily heretofore unobserved unsupervised act of Usenet Posting. Steve 3rd Poohbah and Grand Mucky Muck of the Society of Netnannies. Addended by 4/19/2011 You forgot three of my favorites, its and it's, lightning and lightening, and to, too and two |
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