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Mouse[_4_] June 15th 11 12:36 AM

chipmunks
 
The damned chipmunks. Yes, I know they are cute. Yes I know there's not
much meat on 'em. Yes, I know that if a cat catches one it will kill it
but not eat it. But.......I just got the car back from the garage--had
to have the air filter housing fixed--filled with seeds and shredded air
filter, went out to harvest beets and the 'munks got there first and ate
half of each one. If I'm going to go chipmunk hunting I'll be wanting to
honor the little *******s by preparing them in the best way possible and
serving them up to honored guests. I'm thinking of making a tiny
barbecue and roasting them on a tiny spit, have a fairy 'n elf party....
So, anyone got any good recipes?

Metal content: I'll make some tiny sterling silverware.
--
:3 )~

Ed Huntress June 15th 11 12:43 AM

chipmunks
 

"Mouse" wrote in message
...
The damned chipmunks. Yes, I know they are cute. Yes I know there's not
much meat on 'em. Yes, I know that if a cat catches one it will kill it
but not eat it. But.......I just got the car back from the garage--had to
have the air filter housing fixed--filled with seeds and shredded air
filter, went out to harvest beets and the 'munks got there first and ate
half of each one. If I'm going to go chipmunk hunting I'll be wanting to
honor the little *******s by preparing them in the best way possible and
serving them up to honored guests. I'm thinking of making a tiny barbecue
and roasting them on a tiny spit, have a fairy 'n elf party.... So, anyone
got any good recipes?

Metal content: I'll make some tiny sterling silverware.
--
:3 )~


I have a lot of recipes for suburban wildlife, but I'm sorry to say that I
don't have any for chipmunks. However, you may want to consider tanning the
hides.

You can get a tanning kit from Cabela's for around $25. It's a very
satisfying hobby, and you'll get plenty of revenge. d8-)

--
Ed Huntress



Bob La Londe[_5_] June 15th 11 01:05 AM

chipmunks
 
"Ed Huntress" wrote in message
...

"Mouse" wrote in message
...
The damned chipmunks. Yes, I know they are cute. Yes I know there's not
much meat on 'em. Yes, I know that if a cat catches one it will kill it
but not eat it. But.......I just got the car back from the garage--had to
have the air filter housing fixed--filled with seeds and shredded air
filter, went out to harvest beets and the 'munks got there first and ate
half of each one. If I'm going to go chipmunk hunting I'll be wanting to
honor the little *******s by preparing them in the best way possible and
serving them up to honored guests. I'm thinking of making a tiny barbecue
and roasting them on a tiny spit, have a fairy 'n elf party.... So,
anyone got any good recipes?

Metal content: I'll make some tiny sterling silverware.
--
:3 )~


I have a lot of recipes for suburban wildlife, but I'm sorry to say that I
don't have any for chipmunks. However, you may want to consider tanning
the hides.

You can get a tanning kit from Cabela's for around $25. It's a very
satisfying hobby, and you'll get plenty of revenge. d8-)


And the following year when he's strutting around the yard in his home
tanned chipmunk breech cloth he won't have a chipmunk problem anymore. The
little buggers will never be able to stop rolling on the ground laughing
long enough to eat.




Ed Huntress June 15th 11 01:18 AM

chipmunks
 

"Bob La Londe" wrote in message
...
"Ed Huntress" wrote in message
...

"Mouse" wrote in message
...
The damned chipmunks. Yes, I know they are cute. Yes I know there's not
much meat on 'em. Yes, I know that if a cat catches one it will kill it
but not eat it. But.......I just got the car back from the garage--had
to have the air filter housing fixed--filled with seeds and shredded air
filter, went out to harvest beets and the 'munks got there first and ate
half of each one. If I'm going to go chipmunk hunting I'll be wanting to
honor the little *******s by preparing them in the best way possible and
serving them up to honored guests. I'm thinking of making a tiny
barbecue and roasting them on a tiny spit, have a fairy 'n elf party....
So, anyone got any good recipes?

Metal content: I'll make some tiny sterling silverware.
--
:3 )~


I have a lot of recipes for suburban wildlife, but I'm sorry to say that
I don't have any for chipmunks. However, you may want to consider tanning
the hides.

You can get a tanning kit from Cabela's for around $25. It's a very
satisfying hobby, and you'll get plenty of revenge. d8-)


And the following year when he's strutting around the yard in his home
tanned chipmunk breech cloth he won't have a chipmunk problem anymore.
The little buggers will never be able to stop rolling on the ground
laughing long enough to eat.


Hey, don't laugh. It could be a big fashion hit. d8-)

--
Ed Huntress



Doug White June 15th 11 01:24 AM

chipmunks
 
Mouse wrote in :

The damned chipmunks. Yes, I know they are cute. Yes I know there's not
much meat on 'em. Yes, I know that if a cat catches one it will kill it
but not eat it. But.......I just got the car back from the garage--had
to have the air filter housing fixed--filled with seeds and shredded air
filter, went out to harvest beets and the 'munks got there first and ate
half of each one. If I'm going to go chipmunk hunting I'll be wanting to
honor the little *******s by preparing them in the best way possible and
serving them up to honored guests. I'm thinking of making a tiny
barbecue and roasting them on a tiny spit, have a fairy 'n elf party....
So, anyone got any good recipes?

Metal content: I'll make some tiny sterling silverware.


If you want the skins intact, I hear that a "Rat Zapper" works well. Dried
corn supposedly works well as bait.

Doug White

Karl Townsend June 15th 11 01:24 AM

chipmunks
 
On Tue, 14 Jun 2011 19:36:40 -0400, Mouse wrote:

The damned chipmunks. Yes, I know they are cute. Yes I know there's not
much meat on 'em. Yes, I know that if a cat catches one it will kill it
but not eat it. But.......I just got the car back from the garage--had


Milady is a PKT (Professional Kitten Tamer). She has noted that the
first serving of fresh meat to young kittens is nearly always fresh
chipmunk. Only after this do they get a stunned mouse to play with and
eat.

So,maybe you just need more cats. Right now she cares for eight adult
cats and thirteen kittens. Chipmunks are hard to find. I do know to
never make Julie choose between her cats and me. (I'd lose)

karl

Karl

Steve B[_10_] June 15th 11 01:54 AM

chipmunks
 

"Mouse" wrote in message
...
The damned chipmunks. Yes, I know they are cute. Yes I know there's not
much meat on 'em. Yes, I know that if a cat catches one it will kill it
but not eat it. But.......I just got the car back from the garage--had to
have the air filter housing fixed--filled with seeds and shredded air
filter, went out to harvest beets and the 'munks got there first and ate
half of each one. If I'm going to go chipmunk hunting I'll be wanting to
honor the little *******s by preparing them in the best way possible and
serving them up to honored guests. I'm thinking of making a tiny barbecue
and roasting them on a tiny spit, have a fairy 'n elf party.... So, anyone
got any good recipes?

Metal content: I'll make some tiny sterling silverware.
--
:3 )~


If you want to make a good trap, take a 5 gallon bucket (chipmunks seem to
prefer the orange HD buckets) and string an aluminum can through a wire
stretched over the top. You have to drill holes in the center of the ends
of the can. Slather peanut butter on the can, and provide a handy ramp for
them to go up to the diving platform.

CAUTION - Check it every day. They ripen very quickly in room temperature
water.

Yer welcome.

Steve



Bob La Londe[_5_] June 15th 11 02:06 AM

chipmunks
 
"Steve B" wrote in message
...

"Mouse" wrote in message
...
The damned chipmunks. Yes, I know they are cute. Yes I know there's not
much meat on 'em. Yes, I know that if a cat catches one it will kill it
but not eat it. But.......I just got the car back from the garage--had to
have the air filter housing fixed--filled with seeds and shredded air
filter, went out to harvest beets and the 'munks got there first and ate
half of each one. If I'm going to go chipmunk hunting I'll be wanting to
honor the little *******s by preparing them in the best way possible and
serving them up to honored guests. I'm thinking of making a tiny barbecue
and roasting them on a tiny spit, have a fairy 'n elf party.... So,
anyone got any good recipes?

Metal content: I'll make some tiny sterling silverware.
--
:3 )~


If you want to make a good trap, take a 5 gallon bucket (chipmunks seem to
prefer the orange HD buckets) and string an aluminum can through a wire
stretched over the top. You have to drill holes in the center of the ends
of the can. Slather peanut butter on the can, and provide a handy ramp
for them to go up to the diving platform.

CAUTION - Check it every day. They ripen very quickly in room temperature
water.

Yer welcome.

Steve


That may be considered a deadfall trap. Its been a long time since I
trapped semi-pro, but it seems my state had a physical volume limit on dead
fall traps in the regulations. I never used one so I didn't care. Anyway.
Check trapping regs. Also may or may need need a license or depredation
permit for them depending on the state.

P.S. That sounds like a perfect trap for the little buggers.






bq340 June 15th 11 02:19 AM

chipmunks
 
On 6/14/2011 7:36 PM, Mouse wrote:
The damned chipmunks. Yes, I know they are cute. Yes I know there's not
much meat on 'em. Yes, I know that if a cat catches one it will kill it
but not eat it. But.......I just got the car back from the garage--had
to have the air filter housing fixed--filled with seeds and shredded air
filter, went out to harvest beets and the 'munks got there first and ate
half of each one. If I'm going to go chipmunk hunting I'll be wanting to
honor the little *******s by preparing them in the best way possible and
serving them up to honored guests. I'm thinking of making a tiny
barbecue and roasting them on a tiny spit, have a fairy 'n elf party....
So, anyone got any good recipes?

Metal content: I'll make some tiny sterling silverware.


Ha! Those little *******s jacked up half of my corn seedlings today & I
*just* ordered a new scope for the pellet gun because I need more
magnification as I get older, to plink them from a distance & then came
here & read your post.

I am glad I an not the only one they annoy. The neighbors cat was
keeping the numbers down for years but died a couple of years ago & they
really multiplied recently.

MikeB

Bob Engelhardt June 15th 11 02:50 AM

chipmunks
 
"Shoveling sand against the tide." They'll repopulate and/or migrate in
as fast as you can kill them. Cats are really the only effective
control. Preferably more than one cat per site.

I've got 'em & hate 'em too,
Bob

David R. Birch June 15th 11 03:02 AM

chipmunks
 
On 6/14/2011 7:18 PM, Ed Huntress wrote:

And the following year when he's strutting around the yard in his home
tanned chipmunk breech cloth he won't have a chipmunk problem anymore.
The little buggers will never be able to stop rolling on the ground
laughing long enough to eat.


Hey, don't laugh. It could be a big fashion hit. d8-)


I can see Lady GAGA now!

But she'd only need three chipmunk skins.

David

Mouse[_4_] June 15th 11 03:14 AM

chipmunks
 
On 6/14/2011 9:50 PM, Bob Engelhardt wrote:
"Shoveling sand against the tide." They'll repopulate and/or migrate in
as fast as you can kill them. Cats are really the only effective
control. Preferably more than one cat per site.

I've got 'em & hate 'em too,
Bob

Yeah, I've noticed that with woodchucks, too. That's why I figured I'd
just eat them, lol, works on a yearly basis with the chucks, and
*they're organic*.

--
:3 )~

Ed Huntress June 15th 11 03:33 AM

chipmunks
 

"David R. Birch" wrote in message
...
On 6/14/2011 7:18 PM, Ed Huntress wrote:

And the following year when he's strutting around the yard in his home
tanned chipmunk breech cloth he won't have a chipmunk problem anymore.
The little buggers will never be able to stop rolling on the ground
laughing long enough to eat.


Hey, don't laugh. It could be a big fashion hit. d8-)


I can see Lady GAGA now!

But she'd only need three chipmunk skins.

David


I like the idea of that...

--
Ed Huntress



Ed Huntress June 15th 11 03:36 AM

chipmunks
 

"Mouse" wrote in message
...
On 6/14/2011 9:50 PM, Bob Engelhardt wrote:
"Shoveling sand against the tide." They'll repopulate and/or migrate in
as fast as you can kill them. Cats are really the only effective
control. Preferably more than one cat per site.

I've got 'em & hate 'em too,
Bob

Yeah, I've noticed that with woodchucks, too. That's why I figured I'd
just eat them, lol, works on a yearly basis with the chucks, and *they're
organic*.

--
:3 )~


Four decades ago, when it was still publishing a lot of game recipes,
_Gourmet_ published a two-volume set that had a great recipe for woodchuck
in sour cream. I tried it once and it was great.

Which reminds me of the first time I had woodchuck, as a kid in PA, when my
buddy, who had shot it and cleaned it, didn't know not to break the musk
glands. He brought it on a camping trip to cook on a spit. Gawwwd, downwind
it was bad....

--
Ed Huntress



Gunner Asch[_6_] June 15th 11 04:45 AM

chipmunks
 
On Tue, 14 Jun 2011 21:19:01 -0400, BQ340 wrote:

On 6/14/2011 7:36 PM, Mouse wrote:
The damned chipmunks. Yes, I know they are cute. Yes I know there's not
much meat on 'em. Yes, I know that if a cat catches one it will kill it
but not eat it. But.......I just got the car back from the garage--had
to have the air filter housing fixed--filled with seeds and shredded air
filter, went out to harvest beets and the 'munks got there first and ate
half of each one. If I'm going to go chipmunk hunting I'll be wanting to
honor the little *******s by preparing them in the best way possible and
serving them up to honored guests. I'm thinking of making a tiny
barbecue and roasting them on a tiny spit, have a fairy 'n elf party....
So, anyone got any good recipes?

Metal content: I'll make some tiny sterling silverware.


Ha! Those little *******s jacked up half of my corn seedlings today & I
*just* ordered a new scope for the pellet gun because I need more
magnification as I get older, to plink them from a distance & then came
here & read your post.

I am glad I an not the only one they annoy. The neighbors cat was
keeping the numbers down for years but died a couple of years ago & they
really multiplied recently.

MikeB


Might I suggest getting more cats?


--
Maxim 12: A soft answer turneth away wrath.
Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head.

Howard Beal June 15th 11 05:18 AM

chipmunks
 
Chipmunk renderings make an excellent tapping fluid
and way lubricant.

Best Regards
Tom.



Bob La Londe[_5_] June 15th 11 07:25 AM

chipmunks
 


"Ed Huntress" wrote in message
...

"David R. Birch" wrote in message
...
On 6/14/2011 7:18 PM, Ed Huntress wrote:

And the following year when he's strutting around the yard in his home
tanned chipmunk breech cloth he won't have a chipmunk problem anymore.
The little buggers will never be able to stop rolling on the ground
laughing long enough to eat.

Hey, don't laugh. It could be a big fashion hit. d8-)


I can see Lady GAGA now!

But she'd only need three chipmunk skins.

David


I like the idea of that...


Here is a scary thought. My wife is convinced Lady Ga Ga is a cross
dresser.

LOL


Gunner Asch[_6_] June 15th 11 09:14 AM

chipmunks
 
On Tue, 14 Jun 2011 23:25:51 -0700, "Bob La Londe"
wrote:



"Ed Huntress" wrote in message
...

"David R. Birch" wrote in message
...
On 6/14/2011 7:18 PM, Ed Huntress wrote:

And the following year when he's strutting around the yard in his home
tanned chipmunk breech cloth he won't have a chipmunk problem anymore.
The little buggers will never be able to stop rolling on the ground
laughing long enough to eat.

Hey, don't laugh. It could be a big fashion hit. d8-)

I can see Lady GAGA now!

But she'd only need three chipmunk skins.

David


I like the idea of that...


Here is a scary thought. My wife is convinced Lady Ga Ga is a cross
dresser.

LOL


Welll...its possible...unlikely as hell..given the amount of skin she
has exposed......


--
Maxim 12: A soft answer turneth away wrath.
Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head.

bq340 June 15th 11 12:43 PM

chipmunks
 
On 6/14/2011 11:45 PM, Gunner Asch wrote:
On Tue, 14 Jun 2011 21:19:01 -0400, wrote:

On 6/14/2011 7:36 PM, Mouse wrote:
The damned chipmunks. Yes, I know they are cute. Yes I know there's not
much meat on 'em. Yes, I know that if a cat catches one it will kill it
but not eat it. But.......I just got the car back from the garage--had
to have the air filter housing fixed--filled with seeds and shredded air
filter, went out to harvest beets and the 'munks got there first and ate
half of each one. If I'm going to go chipmunk hunting I'll be wanting to
honor the little *******s by preparing them in the best way possible and
serving them up to honored guests. I'm thinking of making a tiny
barbecue and roasting them on a tiny spit, have a fairy 'n elf party....
So, anyone got any good recipes?

Metal content: I'll make some tiny sterling silverware.


Ha! Those little *******s jacked up half of my corn seedlings today& I
*just* ordered a new scope for the pellet gun because I need more
magnification as I get older, to plink them from a distance& then came
here& read your post.

I am glad I an not the only one they annoy. The neighbors cat was
keeping the numbers down for years but died a couple of years ago& they
really multiplied recently.

MikeB


Might I suggest getting more cats?


--
Maxim 12: A soft answer turneth away wrath.
Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head.


I would, but they don't last very long. The Coyote population also has
gone up rapidly in the last few years. They only last 2-4 months on
average then don't come home anymore...

MikeB

Steve B[_10_] June 15th 11 01:43 PM

chipmunks
 

"Bob La Londe" wrote in message
...
"Steve B" wrote in message
...

"Mouse" wrote in message
...
The damned chipmunks. Yes, I know they are cute. Yes I know there's not
much meat on 'em. Yes, I know that if a cat catches one it will kill it
but not eat it. But.......I just got the car back from the garage--had
to have the air filter housing fixed--filled with seeds and shredded air
filter, went out to harvest beets and the 'munks got there first and ate
half of each one. If I'm going to go chipmunk hunting I'll be wanting to
honor the little *******s by preparing them in the best way possible and
serving them up to honored guests. I'm thinking of making a tiny
barbecue and roasting them on a tiny spit, have a fairy 'n elf party....
So, anyone got any good recipes?

Metal content: I'll make some tiny sterling silverware.
--
:3 )~


If you want to make a good trap, take a 5 gallon bucket (chipmunks seem
to prefer the orange HD buckets) and string an aluminum can through a
wire stretched over the top. You have to drill holes in the center of
the ends of the can. Slather peanut butter on the can, and provide a
handy ramp for them to go up to the diving platform.

CAUTION - Check it every day. They ripen very quickly in room
temperature water.

Yer welcome.

Steve


That may be considered a deadfall trap. Its been a long time since I
trapped semi-pro, but it seems my state had a physical volume limit on
dead fall traps in the regulations. I never used one so I didn't care.
Anyway. Check trapping regs. Also may or may need need a license or
depredation permit for them depending on the state.

P.S. That sounds like a perfect trap for the little buggers.


Rules around here on my property is that if you come on the back porch and
spill seed all over and crap on the patio, you get what you get. We also
live in an agricultural zoned property, so we can do most anything in the
way of depredation control.

Steve



Steve B[_10_] June 15th 11 01:44 PM

chipmunks
 

"Bob Engelhardt" wrote in message
...
"Shoveling sand against the tide." They'll repopulate and/or migrate in
as fast as you can kill them. Cats are really the only effective control.
Preferably more than one cat per site.

I've got 'em & hate 'em too,
Bob


My cat wouldn't get her toenails dirty messing with a chipmunk. The dogs
are another thing. I think it's the terrier in them. They go ballistic
when they get hold of a mouse of chipmunk, and tear it to shreds.

Steve



Randy333 June 15th 11 02:46 PM

chipmunks
 
On Tue, 14 Jun 2011 23:25:51 -0700, "Bob La Londe"
wrote:



"Ed Huntress" wrote in message
...

"David R. Birch" wrote in message
...
On 6/14/2011 7:18 PM, Ed Huntress wrote:

And the following year when he's strutting around the yard in his home
tanned chipmunk breech cloth he won't have a chipmunk problem anymore.
The little buggers will never be able to stop rolling on the ground
laughing long enough to eat.

Hey, don't laugh. It could be a big fashion hit. d8-)

I can see Lady GAGA now!

But she'd only need three chipmunk skins.

David


I like the idea of that...


Here is a scary thought. My wife is convinced Lady Ga Ga is a cross
dresser.

LOL


born Female.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lady_gaga

Remove 333 to reply.
Randy

Ed Huntress June 15th 11 03:30 PM

chipmunks
 

"Bob La Londe" wrote in message
...


"Ed Huntress" wrote in message
...

"David R. Birch" wrote in message
...
On 6/14/2011 7:18 PM, Ed Huntress wrote:

And the following year when he's strutting around the yard in his home
tanned chipmunk breech cloth he won't have a chipmunk problem anymore.
The little buggers will never be able to stop rolling on the ground
laughing long enough to eat.

Hey, don't laugh. It could be a big fashion hit. d8-)

I can see Lady GAGA now!

But she'd only need three chipmunk skins.

David


I like the idea of that...


Here is a scary thought. My wife is convinced Lady Ga Ga is a cross
dresser.

LOL


Then your wife probably didn't see the full, unedited version of the video
"Telephone." She lets most of it hang out.

--
Ed Huntress



Gunner Asch[_6_] June 15th 11 03:56 PM

chipmunks
 
On Wed, 15 Jun 2011 07:43:51 -0400, BQ340 wrote:

On 6/14/2011 11:45 PM, Gunner Asch wrote:
On Tue, 14 Jun 2011 21:19:01 -0400, wrote:

On 6/14/2011 7:36 PM, Mouse wrote:
The damned chipmunks. Yes, I know they are cute. Yes I know there's not
much meat on 'em. Yes, I know that if a cat catches one it will kill it
but not eat it. But.......I just got the car back from the garage--had
to have the air filter housing fixed--filled with seeds and shredded air
filter, went out to harvest beets and the 'munks got there first and ate
half of each one. If I'm going to go chipmunk hunting I'll be wanting to
honor the little *******s by preparing them in the best way possible and
serving them up to honored guests. I'm thinking of making a tiny
barbecue and roasting them on a tiny spit, have a fairy 'n elf party....
So, anyone got any good recipes?

Metal content: I'll make some tiny sterling silverware.

Ha! Those little *******s jacked up half of my corn seedlings today& I
*just* ordered a new scope for the pellet gun because I need more
magnification as I get older, to plink them from a distance& then came
here& read your post.

I am glad I an not the only one they annoy. The neighbors cat was
keeping the numbers down for years but died a couple of years ago& they
really multiplied recently.

MikeB


Might I suggest getting more cats?


--
Maxim 12: A soft answer turneth away wrath.
Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head.


I would, but they don't last very long. The Coyote population also has
gone up rapidly in the last few years. They only last 2-4 months on
average then don't come home anymore...

MikeB


Get coyote call, employ. Repeat as necesary. Then get cats

G

Gunner

--
Maxim 12: A soft answer turneth away wrath.
Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head.

Paul K. Dickman June 15th 11 04:12 PM

chipmunks
 

"BQ340" wrote in message
.com...
On 6/14/2011 11:45 PM, Gunner Asch wrote:
On Tue, 14 Jun 2011 21:19:01 -0400, wrote:

On 6/14/2011 7:36 PM, Mouse wrote:
The damned chipmunks. Yes, I know they are cute. Yes I know there's not
much meat on 'em. Yes, I know that if a cat catches one it will kill it
but not eat it. But.......I just got the car back from the garage--had
to have the air filter housing fixed--filled with seeds and shredded
air
filter, went out to harvest beets and the 'munks got there first and
ate
half of each one. If I'm going to go chipmunk hunting I'll be wanting
to
honor the little *******s by preparing them in the best way possible
and
serving them up to honored guests. I'm thinking of making a tiny
barbecue and roasting them on a tiny spit, have a fairy 'n elf
party....
So, anyone got any good recipes?

Metal content: I'll make some tiny sterling silverware.

Ha! Those little *******s jacked up half of my corn seedlings today& I
*just* ordered a new scope for the pellet gun because I need more
magnification as I get older, to plink them from a distance& then came
here& read your post.

I am glad I an not the only one they annoy. The neighbors cat was
keeping the numbers down for years but died a couple of years ago& they
really multiplied recently.

MikeB


Might I suggest getting more cats?


--
Maxim 12: A soft answer turneth away wrath.
Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head.


I would, but they don't last very long. The Coyote population also has
gone up rapidly in the last few years. They only last 2-4 months on
average then don't come home anymore...

MikeB


Then what you need are fewer cats.

The coyotes will have no problem scarfing down free range chipmunks.
But why would they, when there are plenty of fat, corn-fed felines to dine
on.

Paul K. Dickman



Sunworshipper[_2_] June 15th 11 04:49 PM

chipmunks
 
On Tue, 14 Jun 2011 19:36:40 -0400, Mouse wrote:

The damned chipmunks. Yes, I know they are cute. Yes I know there's not
much meat on 'em. Yes, I know that if a cat catches one it will kill it
but not eat it. But.......I just got the car back from the garage--had
to have the air filter housing fixed--filled with seeds and shredded air
filter, went out to harvest beets and the 'munks got there first and ate
half of each one. If I'm going to go chipmunk hunting I'll be wanting to
honor the little *******s by preparing them in the best way possible and
serving them up to honored guests. I'm thinking of making a tiny
barbecue and roasting them on a tiny spit, have a fairy 'n elf party....
So, anyone got any good recipes?

Metal content: I'll make some tiny sterling silverware.



Yes, down with the little *******s.

Yesterday I opened the bay to the shop and noticed a black spot from
used oil leaking out of the oil line to the foundry. I've been trying
to be very careful not to make a mess with this stuff and now this. I
started investigating why, little sharp rasp gouges all over the line
from them! Had to drive to the hardware store for more at $4 gas
prices.


SW

Stormin Mormon June 16th 11 02:22 AM

chipmunks
 
I got a no heat call, years ago. A chipmunk had crawled in
the exhaust tube of a 90 percenter gas furnace. Not
satisfied to die, he had to chew wires, too.

--
Christopher A. Young
Learn more about Jesus
www.lds.org
..


"Mouse" wrote in message
...
The damned chipmunks. Yes, I know they are cute. Yes I know
there's not
much meat on 'em. Yes, I know that if a cat catches one it
will kill it
but not eat it. But.......I just got the car back from the
garage--had
to have the air filter housing fixed--filled with seeds and
shredded air
filter, went out to harvest beets and the 'munks got there
first and ate
half of each one. If I'm going to go chipmunk hunting I'll
be wanting to
honor the little *******s by preparing them in the best way
possible and
serving them up to honored guests. I'm thinking of making a
tiny
barbecue and roasting them on a tiny spit, have a fairy 'n
elf party....
So, anyone got any good recipes?

Metal content: I'll make some tiny sterling silverware.
--
:3 )~




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