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SteveB[_10_] February 18th 09 01:45 AM

Was W this stupid?
 
I admit to being a Bush fan, but on a declining basis as he neared the end
of his term. So, I let him slide on a lot of stuff.

Today, Purple Lips said our country's electric grid was much the same as in
Thomas Edison's day. I guess he never read about Nikola Tesla or
alternating current.

I was in a car wash and laughed my ass off at the captioned picture. When
my wife asked me what I was laughing about, I explained it to her and a
couple of onlookers and they got a laugh, too.

Steve



Buerste February 18th 09 02:15 AM

Was W this stupid?
 

"SteveB" wrote in message
...
I admit to being a Bush fan, but on a declining basis as he neared the end
of his term. So, I let him slide on a lot of stuff.

Today, Purple Lips said our country's electric grid was much the same as
in Thomas Edison's day. I guess he never read about Nikola Tesla or
alternating current.

I was in a car wash and laughed my ass off at the captioned picture. When
my wife asked me what I was laughing about, I explained it to her and a
couple of onlookers and they got a laugh, too.

Steve


Liberals have no use for actual facts when perpetrating an emotional
manipulation scheme. Just forget what is right an what is wrong and embrace
the horror they have planned for us.



John R. Carroll[_2_] February 18th 09 02:25 AM

Was W this stupid?
 

"SteveB" wrote in message
...



Yes Steve, he was.

JC



Ed Huntress February 18th 09 02:34 AM

Was W this stupid?
 

"Buerste" wrote in message
...

"SteveB" wrote in message
...
I admit to being a Bush fan, but on a declining basis as he neared the end
of his term. So, I let him slide on a lot of stuff.

Today, Purple Lips said our country's electric grid was much the same as
in Thomas Edison's day. I guess he never read about Nikola Tesla or
alternating current.

I was in a car wash and laughed my ass off at the captioned picture.
When my wife asked me what I was laughing about, I explained it to her
and a couple of onlookers and they got a laugh, too.

Steve


Liberals have no use for actual facts when perpetrating an emotional
manipulation scheme. Just forget what is right an what is wrong and
embrace the horror they have planned for us.


Now you're trolling. You're not really that dumb. d8-)

--
Ed Huntress



SteveB[_10_] February 18th 09 02:50 AM

Was W this stupid?
 

"John R. Carroll" wrote in message
...

"SteveB" wrote in message
...



Yes Steve, he was.

JC


I figgered so. But during his terms, I had several sabbaticals for medical
reasons, and my financial world was going good, so I really didn't even get
into it. Letterman used to show some stuff that really made me ask myself,
"Did I really vote for that guy"?

But then, I looked at AlGore, and figured losing a finger was better than
losing an arm.

Steve



Buerste February 18th 09 04:23 AM

Was W this stupid?
 

"Ed Huntress" wrote in message
...

"Buerste" wrote in message
...

"SteveB" wrote in message
...
I admit to being a Bush fan, but on a declining basis as he neared the
end of his term. So, I let him slide on a lot of stuff.

Today, Purple Lips said our country's electric grid was much the same as
in Thomas Edison's day. I guess he never read about Nikola Tesla or
alternating current.

I was in a car wash and laughed my ass off at the captioned picture.
When my wife asked me what I was laughing about, I explained it to her
and a couple of onlookers and they got a laugh, too.

Steve


Liberals have no use for actual facts when perpetrating an emotional
manipulation scheme. Just forget what is right an what is wrong and
embrace the horror they have planned for us.


Now you're trolling. You're not really that dumb. d8-)

--
Ed Huntress


My plan is to adapt to the politics de jour. Just today I met with my
entire engineering staff, all five of us. Well, the other tom isn't an
engineer but RM. The topic was that since we are among the best in our
industry, we should see how to best get some of the trillion bucks they are
throwing away. What afternoon project could we do that would qualify for a
few million? We already have a few alternate energy ideas that could be the
ticket. We all agree not to let politics get in the way of a jackpot. So,
I think it's the fool that doesn't game the system that is being designed to
be gamed. I'll register as a Democrat, contribute to the right lawmakers
(wink-wink), whatever it takes!

We also have a new towed sonar array that our favorite retired aerospace
engineer has been tinkering with for years while he was building underwater
missile systems for the DOD(Shhhh). And, an idea for resealing joints in
runways that reduces FOB problems. To bad defense spending will undoubtedly
plummet.



Hawke[_2_] February 18th 09 07:57 AM

Was W this stupid?
 

"Buerste" wrote in message
...

"SteveB" wrote in message
...
I admit to being a Bush fan, but on a declining basis as he neared the

end
of his term. So, I let him slide on a lot of stuff.

Today, Purple Lips said our country's electric grid was much the same as
in Thomas Edison's day. I guess he never read about Nikola Tesla or
alternating current.

I was in a car wash and laughed my ass off at the captioned picture.

When
my wife asked me what I was laughing about, I explained it to her and a
couple of onlookers and they got a laugh, too.

Steve


Liberals have no use for actual facts when perpetrating an emotional
manipulation scheme. Just forget what is right an what is wrong and

embrace
the horror they have planned for us.



Right wingers as a group, are the most ill informed, poorly educated,
biased, over emotional, mean, bigoted, and selfish people I have ever met.
Since I grew up in a republican family and lived in Orange County, Ca., I
have known a whole lot of them and have nothing but contempt for them. So I
derive a great deal of fun hearing them talk about all the things that are
wrong with liberals. It's quite the irony too when so called Christians
constantly criticize others when they are guilty of even worse sins than
those they criticize (people who live in glass houses, for you Christians).
To hear a right winger accuse liberals of having no use for the facts is
absolutely hilarious. If anyone has no time for the facts it's the right
wing. Which I will remind them once again of a very important fact. You guys
are the losers, so shut up. Your side had its chance and look where you
people got us. As usual, a Democrat has to come in and clean up the mess
republicans made of the country.

Hawke



John R. Carroll[_2_] February 18th 09 08:43 AM

Was W this stupid?
 

"SteveB" wrote in message
...

"John R. Carroll" wrote in message
...

"SteveB" wrote in message
...



Yes Steve, he was.

JC


I figgered so. But during his terms, I had several sabbaticals for
medical reasons, and my financial world was going good, so I really didn't
even get into it. Letterman used to show some stuff that really made me
ask myself, "Did I really vote for that guy"?

But then, I looked at AlGore, and figured losing a finger was better than
losing an arm.


Yeah, there is that.

JC



ATP* February 18th 09 12:28 PM

Was W this stupid?
 

"SteveB" wrote in message
...
I admit to being a Bush fan, but on a declining basis as he neared the end
of his term. So, I let him slide on a lot of stuff.

Today, Purple Lips said our country's electric grid was much the same as
in Thomas Edison's day. I guess he never read about Nikola Tesla or
alternating current.


"Obama vowed to change what he called "a grid of lines and wires that dates
back to Thomas Edison - a grid that can't support the demands of clean
energy.""

http://www.grandforksherald.com/ap/i...w&id=D96DKQR82

The three-phase grid that was being put in place at the end of Edison's life
has not changed that much- it certainly has changed a lot since Edison's
first power plant on Pearl Street and DC distribution system. In the early
days, Edison clung to his belief in DC and even electrocuted an elephant
with a Westinghouse AC generator to demonstrate the dangers of the
"electrocutioner's current".

http://www.srobbin.com/2006/10/26/th...g-an-elephant/

So I guess it hinges in part on what you consider Thomas Edison's day. Also
consider that this is part of a speech and referencing Samuel Insull's day
or Nikola Tesla's day wouldn't work too well.





Larry Jaques February 18th 09 01:42 PM

Was W this stupid?
 
On Tue, 17 Feb 2009 23:23:40 -0500, the infamous "Buerste"
scrawled the following:


"Ed Huntress" wrote in message
...

"Buerste" wrote in message
...

"SteveB" wrote in message
...
I admit to being a Bush fan, but on a declining basis as he neared the
end of his term. So, I let him slide on a lot of stuff.

Today, Purple Lips said our country's electric grid was much the same as
in Thomas Edison's day. I guess he never read about Nikola Tesla or
alternating current.

I was in a car wash and laughed my ass off at the captioned picture.
When my wife asked me what I was laughing about, I explained it to her
and a couple of onlookers and they got a laugh, too.

Steve


Liberals have no use for actual facts when perpetrating an emotional
manipulation scheme. Just forget what is right an what is wrong and
embrace the horror they have planned for us.


Now you're trolling. You're not really that dumb. d8-)

--
Ed Huntress


My plan is to adapt to the politics de jour. Just today I met with my
entire engineering staff, all five of us. Well, the other tom isn't an
engineer but RM. The topic was that since we are among the best in our
industry, we should see how to best get some of the trillion bucks they are
throwing away. What afternoon project could we do that would qualify for a
few million? We already have a few alternate energy ideas that could be the
ticket. We all agree not to let politics get in the way of a jackpot. So,
I think it's the fool that doesn't game the system that is being designed to
be gamed. I'll register as a Democrat, contribute to the right lawmakers
(wink-wink), whatever it takes!


We also have a new towed sonar array that our favorite retired aerospace
engineer has been tinkering with for years while he was building underwater
missile systems for the DOD(Shhhh). And, an idea for resealing joints in
runways that reduces FOB problems. To bad defense spending will undoubtedly
plummet.


Indeed. How about creating a new, stiff-bristled body brush? "They"
can fit 'em to street sweepers and use 'em to sweep the dead bodies
off the street after "they" destroy the U.S. (and then the world)
economy with bailouts, resulting in much of the population dying.
[Won't Paul Ehrlich and the Malthusians (sounds like a really bad
band, huh?) be happy when that day dawns?] ;)

--
I'm still waiting for another sublime, transcendent flash of adequacy.
--Winnie of RCM

Pete C. February 18th 09 03:22 PM

Was W this stupid?
 

"John R. Carroll" wrote:

"SteveB" wrote in message
...

"John R. Carroll" wrote in message
...

"SteveB" wrote in message
...


Yes Steve, he was.

JC


I figgered so. But during his terms, I had several sabbaticals for
medical reasons, and my financial world was going good, so I really didn't
even get into it. Letterman used to show some stuff that really made me
ask myself, "Did I really vote for that guy"?

But then, I looked at AlGore, and figured losing a finger was better than
losing an arm.


Yeah, there is that.

JC


I think the decision between the two "wings" more or less boils down to
whether you want to go through the wood chipper head first or feet
first...

Maxwell Lol February 18th 09 05:10 PM

Was W this stupid?
 
"ATP*" writes:

So I guess it hinges in part on what you consider Thomas Edison's day. Also
consider that this is part of a speech and referencing Samuel Insull's day
or Nikola Tesla's day wouldn't work too well.



I'd define "Edison's day" as anything that happensed while he was
alive. Edison died in 1931.

So - was the modern day power grid developed before 1931?







rigger February 18th 09 05:53 PM

Was W this stupid?
 
On Feb 18, 7:22*am, "Pete C." wrote:
"John R. Carroll" wrote:

"SteveB" wrote in message
...


"John R. Carroll" wrote in message
. ..


"SteveB" wrote in message
...


Yes Steve, he was.


JC


I figgered so. *But during his terms, I had several sabbaticals for
medical reasons, and my financial world was going good, so I really didn't
even get into it. *Letterman used to show some stuff that really made me
ask myself, "Did I really vote for that guy"?


But then, I looked at AlGore, and figured losing a finger was better than
losing an arm.


Yeah, there is that.


JC


I think the decision between the two "wings" more or less boils down to
whether you want to go through the wood chipper head first or feet
first...- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

************************************************** ****************
"I think the decision between the two "wings" more or less boils down
to
whether you want to go through the wood chipper head first or feet
first...
************************************************** ****************
I'd agree this is generally true but I'll always wonder how many
fewer of our troops would have been killed if bush had been a
man and instituted a draft to settle the Afganistan/(and sub-
sequently, Iraq) wars, instead of allowing over 4,000 troops to
be killed one-at-a-time.

And how many thousands crippled, blinded, ............ because
he wanted to drag out the war. And then to be shuffled into
substandard hospital facilities?

Call him what you will, I doubt Barack Obama is the kind
of person who would do that. Dispute this as you will; I
think there IS a difference in induviduals and we're far
better off with this president than the imposter who came
before.

dennis
in nca





Too_Many_Tools February 18th 09 06:32 PM

Was W this stupid?
 
On Feb 17, 10:23*pm, "Buerste" wrote:
"Ed Huntress" wrote in message

...







"Buerste" wrote in message
.. .


"SteveB" wrote in message
...
I admit to being a Bush fan, but on a declining basis as he neared the
end of his term. *So, I let him slide on a lot of stuff.


Today, Purple Lips said our country's electric grid was much the same as
in Thomas Edison's day. *I guess he never read about Nikola Tesla or
alternating current.


I was in a car wash and laughed my ass off at the captioned picture.
When my wife asked me what I was laughing about, I explained it to her
and a couple of onlookers and they got a laugh, too.


Steve


Liberals have no use for actual facts when perpetrating an emotional
manipulation scheme. *Just forget what is right an what is wrong and
embrace the horror they have planned for us.


Now you're trolling. You're not really that dumb. d8-)


--
Ed Huntress


My plan is to adapt to the politics de jour. *Just today I met with my
entire engineering staff, all five of us. *Well, the other tom isn't an
engineer but RM. *The topic was that since we are among the best *in our
industry, we should see how to best get some of the trillion bucks they are
throwing away. *What afternoon project could we do that would qualify for a
few million? *We already have a few alternate energy ideas that could be the
ticket. *We all agree not to let politics get in the way of a jackpot. *So,
I think it's the fool that doesn't game the system that is being designed to
be gamed. *I'll register as a Democrat, contribute to the right lawmakers
(wink-wink), whatever it takes!

We also have a new towed sonar array that our favorite retired aerospace
engineer has been tinkering with for years while he was building underwater
missile systems for the DOD(Shhhh). *And, an idea for resealing joints in
runways that reduces FOB problems. *To bad defense spending will undoubtedly
plummet.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -



You mean "defense welfare"?

Long overdue.

TMT

Too_Many_Tools February 18th 09 06:33 PM

Was W this stupid?
 
On Feb 18, 1:57*am, "Hawke" wrote:
"Buerste" wrote in message

...







"SteveB" wrote in message
...
I admit to being a Bush fan, but on a declining basis as he neared the

end
of his term. *So, I let him slide on a lot of stuff.


Today, Purple Lips said our country's electric grid was much the same as
in Thomas Edison's day. *I guess he never read about Nikola Tesla or
alternating current.


I was in a car wash and laughed my ass off at the captioned picture.

When
my wife asked me what I was laughing about, I explained it to her and a
couple of onlookers and they got a laugh, too.


Steve


Liberals have no use for actual facts when perpetrating an emotional
manipulation scheme. *Just forget what is right an what is wrong and

embrace
the horror they have planned for us.


Right wingers as a group, are the most ill informed, poorly educated,
biased, over emotional, mean, bigoted, and selfish people I have ever met..
Since I grew up in a republican family and lived in Orange County, Ca., I
have known a whole lot of them and have nothing but contempt for them. So I
derive a great deal of fun hearing them talk about all the things that are
wrong with liberals. It's quite the irony too when so called Christians
constantly criticize others when they are guilty of even worse sins than
those they criticize (people who live in glass houses, for you Christians).
To hear a right winger accuse liberals of having no use for the facts is
absolutely hilarious. If anyone has no time for the facts it's the right
wing. Which I will remind them once again of a very important fact. You guys
are the losers, so shut up. Your side had its chance and look where you
people got us. As usual, a Democrat has to come in and clean up the mess
republicans made of the country.

Hawke- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


Hawke does have a good point.

For those who disagree, I suggest the Republicans repaid the trillion
deficit that they caused before pointing the finger.

TMT

Too_Many_Tools February 18th 09 06:36 PM

Was W this stupid?
 
On Feb 18, 11:53*am, rigger wrote:
On Feb 18, 7:22*am, "Pete C." wrote:



"John R. Carroll" wrote:


"SteveB" wrote in message
...


"John R. Carroll" wrote in message
. ..


"SteveB" wrote in message
...


Yes Steve, he was.


JC


I figgered so. *But during his terms, I had several sabbaticals for
medical reasons, and my financial world was going good, so I really didn't
even get into it. *Letterman used to show some stuff that really made me
ask myself, "Did I really vote for that guy"?


But then, I looked at AlGore, and figured losing a finger was better than
losing an arm.


Yeah, there is that.


JC


I think the decision between the two "wings" more or less boils down to
whether you want to go through the wood chipper head first or feet
first...- Hide quoted text -


- Show quoted text -


************************************************** ****************
"I think the decision between the two "wings" more or less boils down
to
whether you want to go through the wood chipper head first or feet
first...
************************************************** ****************
I'd agree this is generally true but I'll always wonder how many
fewer of our troops would have been killed if bush had been a
man and instituted a draft to settle the Afganistan/(and sub-
sequently, Iraq) wars, instead of allowing over 4,000 troops to
be killed one-at-a-time.

And how many thousands crippled, blinded, ............ because
he wanted to drag out the war. *And then to be shuffled into
substandard hospital facilities?

Call him what you will, I doubt Barack Obama is the kind
of person who would do that. *Dispute this as you will; I
think there IS a difference in induviduals and we're far
better off with this president than the imposter who came
before.

dennis
in nca- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


Those who support Bush are just demostrating that they hate vets too.

Other wise why would they support a person that cut vet benefits and
treated returning soldiers to substandard care.

TMT

Buerste February 18th 09 06:43 PM

Was W this stupid?
 

"Larry Jaques" wrote in message
...
On Tue, 17 Feb 2009 23:23:40 -0500, the infamous "Buerste"
scrawled the following:


"Ed Huntress" wrote in message
...

"Buerste" wrote in message
...

"SteveB" wrote in message
...
I admit to being a Bush fan, but on a declining basis as he neared the
end of his term. So, I let him slide on a lot of stuff.

Today, Purple Lips said our country's electric grid was much the same
as
in Thomas Edison's day. I guess he never read about Nikola Tesla or
alternating current.

I was in a car wash and laughed my ass off at the captioned picture.
When my wife asked me what I was laughing about, I explained it to her
and a couple of onlookers and they got a laugh, too.

Steve


Liberals have no use for actual facts when perpetrating an emotional
manipulation scheme. Just forget what is right an what is wrong and
embrace the horror they have planned for us.

Now you're trolling. You're not really that dumb. d8-)

--
Ed Huntress


My plan is to adapt to the politics de jour. Just today I met with my
entire engineering staff, all five of us. Well, the other tom isn't an
engineer but RM. The topic was that since we are among the best in our
industry, we should see how to best get some of the trillion bucks they
are
throwing away. What afternoon project could we do that would qualify for
a
few million? We already have a few alternate energy ideas that could be
the
ticket. We all agree not to let politics get in the way of a jackpot.
So,
I think it's the fool that doesn't game the system that is being designed
to
be gamed. I'll register as a Democrat, contribute to the right lawmakers
(wink-wink), whatever it takes!


We also have a new towed sonar array that our favorite retired aerospace
engineer has been tinkering with for years while he was building
underwater
missile systems for the DOD(Shhhh). And, an idea for resealing joints in
runways that reduces FOB problems. To bad defense spending will
undoubtedly
plummet.


Indeed. How about creating a new, stiff-bristled body brush? "They"
can fit 'em to street sweepers and use 'em to sweep the dead bodies
off the street after "they" destroy the U.S. (and then the world)
economy with bailouts, resulting in much of the population dying.
[Won't Paul Ehrlich and the Malthusians (sounds like a really bad
band, huh?) be happy when that day dawns?] ;)

--
I'm still waiting for another sublime, transcendent flash of adequacy.
--Winnie of RCM


We already make brushes to remove flesh from cadavers to harvest bone
grafts. We COULD make a set-up that would sweep up the dead bodies AND
strip the flesh from them. Then cycle the flesh into processing to make
some kind of nutritious food cracker or paste. Mmmmm! The bones could be
used for building materials. HEY...the bodies don't have to be dead, do
they?



Ed Huntress February 18th 09 06:47 PM

Was W this stupid?
 

"Buerste" wrote in message
...

"Larry Jaques" wrote in message
...
On Tue, 17 Feb 2009 23:23:40 -0500, the infamous "Buerste"
scrawled the following:


"Ed Huntress" wrote in message
...

"Buerste" wrote in message
...

"SteveB" wrote in message
...
I admit to being a Bush fan, but on a declining basis as he neared the
end of his term. So, I let him slide on a lot of stuff.

Today, Purple Lips said our country's electric grid was much the same
as
in Thomas Edison's day. I guess he never read about Nikola Tesla or
alternating current.

I was in a car wash and laughed my ass off at the captioned picture.
When my wife asked me what I was laughing about, I explained it to
her
and a couple of onlookers and they got a laugh, too.

Steve


Liberals have no use for actual facts when perpetrating an emotional
manipulation scheme. Just forget what is right an what is wrong and
embrace the horror they have planned for us.

Now you're trolling. You're not really that dumb. d8-)

--
Ed Huntress


My plan is to adapt to the politics de jour. Just today I met with my
entire engineering staff, all five of us. Well, the other tom isn't an
engineer but RM. The topic was that since we are among the best in our
industry, we should see how to best get some of the trillion bucks they
are
throwing away. What afternoon project could we do that would qualify for
a
few million? We already have a few alternate energy ideas that could be
the
ticket. We all agree not to let politics get in the way of a jackpot.
So,
I think it's the fool that doesn't game the system that is being designed
to
be gamed. I'll register as a Democrat, contribute to the right lawmakers
(wink-wink), whatever it takes!


We also have a new towed sonar array that our favorite retired aerospace
engineer has been tinkering with for years while he was building
underwater
missile systems for the DOD(Shhhh). And, an idea for resealing joints in
runways that reduces FOB problems. To bad defense spending will
undoubtedly
plummet.


Indeed. How about creating a new, stiff-bristled body brush? "They"
can fit 'em to street sweepers and use 'em to sweep the dead bodies
off the street after "they" destroy the U.S. (and then the world)
economy with bailouts, resulting in much of the population dying.
[Won't Paul Ehrlich and the Malthusians (sounds like a really bad
band, huh?) be happy when that day dawns?] ;)

--
I'm still waiting for another sublime, transcendent flash of adequacy.
--Winnie of RCM


We already make brushes to remove flesh from cadavers to harvest bone
grafts. We COULD make a set-up that would sweep up the dead bodies AND
strip the flesh from them.


Wow. Do they work on live conservatives? They tend to have a lot of
intra-abdominal fat. The brushes would be hard to keep clean.

--
Ed Huntress



Bob[_7_] February 18th 09 07:25 PM

Was W this stupid?
 
On Wed, 18 Feb 2009 13:43:41 -0500, "Buerste" wrote:


"Larry Jaques" wrote in message
.. .
On Tue, 17 Feb 2009 23:23:40 -0500, the infamous "Buerste"
scrawled the following:


"Ed Huntress" wrote in message
...

"Buerste" wrote in message
...

"SteveB" wrote in message
...
I admit to being a Bush fan, but on a declining basis as he neared the
end of his term. So, I let him slide on a lot of stuff.

Today, Purple Lips said our country's electric grid was much the same
as
in Thomas Edison's day. I guess he never read about Nikola Tesla or
alternating current.

I was in a car wash and laughed my ass off at the captioned picture.
When my wife asked me what I was laughing about, I explained it to her
and a couple of onlookers and they got a laugh, too.

Steve


Liberals have no use for actual facts when perpetrating an emotional
manipulation scheme. Just forget what is right an what is wrong and
embrace the horror they have planned for us.

Now you're trolling. You're not really that dumb. d8-)

--
Ed Huntress


My plan is to adapt to the politics de jour. Just today I met with my
entire engineering staff, all five of us. Well, the other tom isn't an
engineer but RM. The topic was that since we are among the best in our
industry, we should see how to best get some of the trillion bucks they
are
throwing away. What afternoon project could we do that would qualify for
a
few million? We already have a few alternate energy ideas that could be
the
ticket. We all agree not to let politics get in the way of a jackpot.
So,
I think it's the fool that doesn't game the system that is being designed
to
be gamed. I'll register as a Democrat, contribute to the right lawmakers
(wink-wink), whatever it takes!


We also have a new towed sonar array that our favorite retired aerospace
engineer has been tinkering with for years while he was building
underwater
missile systems for the DOD(Shhhh). And, an idea for resealing joints in
runways that reduces FOB problems. To bad defense spending will
undoubtedly
plummet.


Indeed. How about creating a new, stiff-bristled body brush? "They"
can fit 'em to street sweepers and use 'em to sweep the dead bodies
off the street after "they" destroy the U.S. (and then the world)
economy with bailouts, resulting in much of the population dying.
[Won't Paul Ehrlich and the Malthusians (sounds like a really bad
band, huh?) be happy when that day dawns?] ;)

--
I'm still waiting for another sublime, transcendent flash of adequacy.
--Winnie of RCM


We already make brushes to remove flesh from cadavers to harvest bone
grafts. We COULD make a set-up that would sweep up the dead bodies AND
strip the flesh from them. Then cycle the flesh into processing to make
some kind of nutritious food cracker or paste. Mmmmm! The bones could be
used for building materials. HEY...the bodies don't have to be dead, do
they?


Mmmm...Soylent Green!

Jim Stewart[_2_] February 18th 09 07:40 PM

Was W this stupid?
 
SteveB wrote:
I admit to being a Bush fan, but on a declining basis as he neared the end
of his term. So, I let him slide on a lot of stuff.

Today, Purple Lips said our country's electric grid was much the same as in
Thomas Edison's day. I guess he never read about Nikola Tesla or
alternating current.


They are all ignorant. Obama was asked what
his position was on cleaning up the Hanford
Project and he said he didn't know what it was.


Larry Jaques February 18th 09 08:41 PM

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On Wed, 18 Feb 2009 13:43:41 -0500, the infamous "Buerste"
scrawled the following:


"Larry Jaques" wrote in message
.. .
On Tue, 17 Feb 2009 23:23:40 -0500, the infamous "Buerste"
scrawled the following:


"Ed Huntress" wrote in message
...

"Buerste" wrote in message
...

"SteveB" wrote in message
...
I admit to being a Bush fan, but on a declining basis as he neared the
end of his term. So, I let him slide on a lot of stuff.

Today, Purple Lips said our country's electric grid was much the same
as
in Thomas Edison's day. I guess he never read about Nikola Tesla or
alternating current.

I was in a car wash and laughed my ass off at the captioned picture.
When my wife asked me what I was laughing about, I explained it to her
and a couple of onlookers and they got a laugh, too.

Steve


Liberals have no use for actual facts when perpetrating an emotional
manipulation scheme. Just forget what is right an what is wrong and
embrace the horror they have planned for us.

Now you're trolling. You're not really that dumb. d8-)

--
Ed Huntress


My plan is to adapt to the politics de jour. Just today I met with my
entire engineering staff, all five of us. Well, the other tom isn't an
engineer but RM. The topic was that since we are among the best in our
industry, we should see how to best get some of the trillion bucks they
are
throwing away. What afternoon project could we do that would qualify for
a
few million? We already have a few alternate energy ideas that could be
the
ticket. We all agree not to let politics get in the way of a jackpot.
So,
I think it's the fool that doesn't game the system that is being designed
to
be gamed. I'll register as a Democrat, contribute to the right lawmakers
(wink-wink), whatever it takes!


We also have a new towed sonar array that our favorite retired aerospace
engineer has been tinkering with for years while he was building
underwater
missile systems for the DOD(Shhhh). And, an idea for resealing joints in
runways that reduces FOB problems. To bad defense spending will
undoubtedly
plummet.


Indeed. How about creating a new, stiff-bristled body brush? "They"
can fit 'em to street sweepers and use 'em to sweep the dead bodies
off the street after "they" destroy the U.S. (and then the world)
economy with bailouts, resulting in much of the population dying.
[Won't Paul Ehrlich and the Malthusians (sounds like a really bad
band, huh?) be happy when that day dawns?] ;)

--
I'm still waiting for another sublime, transcendent flash of adequacy.
--Winnie of RCM


We already make brushes to remove flesh from cadavers to harvest bone
grafts. We COULD make a set-up that would sweep up the dead bodies AND
strip the flesh from them. Then cycle the flesh into processing to make
some kind of nutritious food cracker or paste. Mmmmm!


Soylent beige. As a bonus, with all the dirt from the roadside, it
would provide even more minerals than regular foodstuffs.


The bones could be used for building materials.


The NEW Gypsum!


HEY...the bodies don't have to be dead, do
they?


No, and accidents do happen. So, to stock up, declare it a Democratic
Fundraiser to Save The Baby Whales.

--
I'm still waiting for another sublime, transcendent flash of adequacy.
--Winnie of RCM

Buerste February 18th 09 09:14 PM

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"Larry Jaques" wrote in message
...
On Wed, 18 Feb 2009 13:43:41 -0500, the infamous "Buerste"
scrawled the following:


"Larry Jaques" wrote in message
. ..
On Tue, 17 Feb 2009 23:23:40 -0500, the infamous "Buerste"
scrawled the following:


"Ed Huntress" wrote in message
...

"Buerste" wrote in message
...

"SteveB" wrote in message
...
I admit to being a Bush fan, but on a declining basis as he neared
the
end of his term. So, I let him slide on a lot of stuff.

Today, Purple Lips said our country's electric grid was much the
same
as
in Thomas Edison's day. I guess he never read about Nikola Tesla or
alternating current.

I was in a car wash and laughed my ass off at the captioned picture.
When my wife asked me what I was laughing about, I explained it to
her
and a couple of onlookers and they got a laugh, too.

Steve


Liberals have no use for actual facts when perpetrating an emotional
manipulation scheme. Just forget what is right an what is wrong and
embrace the horror they have planned for us.

Now you're trolling. You're not really that dumb. d8-)

--
Ed Huntress


My plan is to adapt to the politics de jour. Just today I met with my
entire engineering staff, all five of us. Well, the other tom isn't an
engineer but RM. The topic was that since we are among the best in our
industry, we should see how to best get some of the trillion bucks they
are
throwing away. What afternoon project could we do that would qualify
for
a
few million? We already have a few alternate energy ideas that could be
the
ticket. We all agree not to let politics get in the way of a jackpot.
So,
I think it's the fool that doesn't game the system that is being
designed
to
be gamed. I'll register as a Democrat, contribute to the right
lawmakers
(wink-wink), whatever it takes!

We also have a new towed sonar array that our favorite retired aerospace
engineer has been tinkering with for years while he was building
underwater
missile systems for the DOD(Shhhh). And, an idea for resealing joints
in
runways that reduces FOB problems. To bad defense spending will
undoubtedly
plummet.

Indeed. How about creating a new, stiff-bristled body brush? "They"
can fit 'em to street sweepers and use 'em to sweep the dead bodies
off the street after "they" destroy the U.S. (and then the world)
economy with bailouts, resulting in much of the population dying.
[Won't Paul Ehrlich and the Malthusians (sounds like a really bad
band, huh?) be happy when that day dawns?] ;)

--
I'm still waiting for another sublime, transcendent flash of adequacy.
--Winnie of RCM


We already make brushes to remove flesh from cadavers to harvest bone
grafts. We COULD make a set-up that would sweep up the dead bodies AND
strip the flesh from them. Then cycle the flesh into processing to make
some kind of nutritious food cracker or paste. Mmmmm!


Soylent beige. As a bonus, with all the dirt from the roadside, it
would provide even more minerals than regular foodstuffs.


The bones could be used for building materials.


The NEW Gypsum!


HEY...the bodies don't have to be dead, do
they?


No, and accidents do happen. So, to stock up, declare it a Democratic
Fundraiser to Save The Baby Whales.

--
I'm still waiting for another sublime, transcendent flash of adequacy.
--Winnie of RCM


How about a "STOP GLOBAL WARMING" booth at every mall? We could have
special limousine parking and serve white wine (add a bit of machine
lubricant) at the entrance.



Buerste February 18th 09 09:22 PM

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"Ed Huntress" wrote in message
...

"Buerste" wrote in message
...

"Larry Jaques" wrote in message
...
On Tue, 17 Feb 2009 23:23:40 -0500, the infamous "Buerste"
scrawled the following:


"Ed Huntress" wrote in message
...

"Buerste" wrote in message
...

"SteveB" wrote in message
...
I admit to being a Bush fan, but on a declining basis as he neared
the
end of his term. So, I let him slide on a lot of stuff.

Today, Purple Lips said our country's electric grid was much the
same as
in Thomas Edison's day. I guess he never read about Nikola Tesla or
alternating current.

I was in a car wash and laughed my ass off at the captioned picture.
When my wife asked me what I was laughing about, I explained it to
her
and a couple of onlookers and they got a laugh, too.

Steve


Liberals have no use for actual facts when perpetrating an emotional
manipulation scheme. Just forget what is right an what is wrong and
embrace the horror they have planned for us.

Now you're trolling. You're not really that dumb. d8-)

--
Ed Huntress


My plan is to adapt to the politics de jour. Just today I met with my
entire engineering staff, all five of us. Well, the other tom isn't an
engineer but RM. The topic was that since we are among the best in our
industry, we should see how to best get some of the trillion bucks they
are
throwing away. What afternoon project could we do that would qualify
for a
few million? We already have a few alternate energy ideas that could be
the
ticket. We all agree not to let politics get in the way of a jackpot.
So,
I think it's the fool that doesn't game the system that is being
designed to
be gamed. I'll register as a Democrat, contribute to the right
lawmakers
(wink-wink), whatever it takes!

We also have a new towed sonar array that our favorite retired aerospace
engineer has been tinkering with for years while he was building
underwater
missile systems for the DOD(Shhhh). And, an idea for resealing joints
in
runways that reduces FOB problems. To bad defense spending will
undoubtedly
plummet.

Indeed. How about creating a new, stiff-bristled body brush? "They"
can fit 'em to street sweepers and use 'em to sweep the dead bodies
off the street after "they" destroy the U.S. (and then the world)
economy with bailouts, resulting in much of the population dying.
[Won't Paul Ehrlich and the Malthusians (sounds like a really bad
band, huh?) be happy when that day dawns?] ;)

--
I'm still waiting for another sublime, transcendent flash of adequacy.
--Winnie of RCM


We already make brushes to remove flesh from cadavers to harvest bone
grafts. We COULD make a set-up that would sweep up the dead bodies AND
strip the flesh from them.


Wow. Do they work on live conservatives? They tend to have a lot of
intra-abdominal fat. The brushes would be hard to keep clean.

--
Ed Huntress


Nope, won't work on conservatives! Apparently the machine repels people
with intelligence the way like poles of a magnet repel. But the sign on the
front of the machine: "STOP GLOBAL WARMING" attracts stupid, gullible
liberals. (pardon the redundancy) Another sign to use would be: "FREE
MONEY FROM YOUR GOVERNMENT". Do you see why it won't work on conservatives?



Ed Huntress February 18th 09 10:22 PM

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"Buerste" wrote in message
...

"Ed Huntress" wrote in message
...

"Buerste" wrote in message
...

"Larry Jaques" wrote in message
...
On Tue, 17 Feb 2009 23:23:40 -0500, the infamous "Buerste"
scrawled the following:


"Ed Huntress" wrote in message
...

"Buerste" wrote in message
...

"SteveB" wrote in message
...
I admit to being a Bush fan, but on a declining basis as he neared
the
end of his term. So, I let him slide on a lot of stuff.

Today, Purple Lips said our country's electric grid was much the
same as
in Thomas Edison's day. I guess he never read about Nikola Tesla
or
alternating current.

I was in a car wash and laughed my ass off at the captioned
picture.
When my wife asked me what I was laughing about, I explained it to
her
and a couple of onlookers and they got a laugh, too.

Steve


Liberals have no use for actual facts when perpetrating an emotional
manipulation scheme. Just forget what is right an what is wrong and
embrace the horror they have planned for us.

Now you're trolling. You're not really that dumb. d8-)

--
Ed Huntress


My plan is to adapt to the politics de jour. Just today I met with my
entire engineering staff, all five of us. Well, the other tom isn't an
engineer but RM. The topic was that since we are among the best in
our
industry, we should see how to best get some of the trillion bucks they
are
throwing away. What afternoon project could we do that would qualify
for a
few million? We already have a few alternate energy ideas that could
be the
ticket. We all agree not to let politics get in the way of a jackpot.
So,
I think it's the fool that doesn't game the system that is being
designed to
be gamed. I'll register as a Democrat, contribute to the right
lawmakers
(wink-wink), whatever it takes!

We also have a new towed sonar array that our favorite retired
aerospace
engineer has been tinkering with for years while he was building
underwater
missile systems for the DOD(Shhhh). And, an idea for resealing joints
in
runways that reduces FOB problems. To bad defense spending will
undoubtedly
plummet.

Indeed. How about creating a new, stiff-bristled body brush? "They"
can fit 'em to street sweepers and use 'em to sweep the dead bodies
off the street after "they" destroy the U.S. (and then the world)
economy with bailouts, resulting in much of the population dying.
[Won't Paul Ehrlich and the Malthusians (sounds like a really bad
band, huh?) be happy when that day dawns?] ;)

--
I'm still waiting for another sublime, transcendent flash of adequacy.
--Winnie of RCM

We already make brushes to remove flesh from cadavers to harvest bone
grafts. We COULD make a set-up that would sweep up the dead bodies AND
strip the flesh from them.


Wow. Do they work on live conservatives? They tend to have a lot of
intra-abdominal fat. The brushes would be hard to keep clean.

--
Ed Huntress


Nope, won't work on conservatives! Apparently the machine repels people
with intelligence the way like poles of a magnet repel.


Well, hell, it ought to chew up conservatives for breakfast, then. There
isn't much between their ears besides more fat.

But the sign on the front of the machine: "STOP GLOBAL WARMING" attracts
stupid, gullible liberals. (pardon the redundancy) Another sign to use
would be: "FREE MONEY FROM YOUR GOVERNMENT". Do you see why it won't
work on conservatives?


Sure. Most of them can't read.

--
Ed Huntress



ATP* February 18th 09 10:24 PM

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"Maxwell Lol" wrote in message
...
"ATP*" writes:

So I guess it hinges in part on what you consider Thomas Edison's day.
Also
consider that this is part of a speech and referencing Samuel Insull's
day
or Nikola Tesla's day wouldn't work too well.



I'd define "Edison's day" as anything that happensed while he was
alive. Edison died in 1931.

So - was the modern day power grid developed before 1931?


Most of it. The Germans were quite a bit ahead of us, the US electrical
system grew haphazardly prior to consolidation. Certainly AC and polyphase
power was part of Edison's day, not after his day, although he opposed it
for quite a while. One major element of modern local distribution was
developed by Edison, the three wire 110/220 volt system, although Edison's
was DC. "Networks of Power" by Thomas Hughes is a good history of the
technical and practical development of the power grid.



Larry Jaques February 18th 09 10:49 PM

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On Wed, 18 Feb 2009 16:14:36 -0500, the infamous "Buerste"
scrawled the following:


"Larry Jaques" wrote in message
.. .
On Wed, 18 Feb 2009 13:43:41 -0500, the infamous "Buerste"
scrawled the following:
We already make brushes to remove flesh from cadavers to harvest bone
grafts. We COULD make a set-up that would sweep up the dead bodies AND
strip the flesh from them. Then cycle the flesh into processing to make
some kind of nutritious food cracker or paste. Mmmmm!


Soylent beige. As a bonus, with all the dirt from the roadside, it
would provide even more minerals than regular foodstuffs.


The bones could be used for building materials.


The NEW Gypsum!


HEY...the bodies don't have to be dead, do
they?


No, and accidents do happen. So, to stock up, declare it a Democratic
Fundraiser to Save The Baby Whales.

How about a "STOP GLOBAL WARMING" booth at every mall? We could have
special limousine parking and serve white wine (add a bit of machine
lubricant) at the entrance.


There ya go!

------------------------------------------
Do the voices in my head bother you?
------------------------------------------

[email protected] February 18th 09 11:14 PM

Was W this stupid?
 
On Wed, 18 Feb 2009 12:10:22 -0500, Maxwell Lol
wrote:

"ATP*" writes:

So I guess it hinges in part on what you consider Thomas Edison's day. Also
consider that this is part of a speech and referencing Samuel Insull's day
or Nikola Tesla's day wouldn't work too well.



I'd define "Edison's day" as anything that happensed while he was
alive. Edison died in 1931.

So - was the modern day power grid developed before 1931?




Most of it, yes.



Mark Rand February 19th 09 12:22 AM

Was W this stupid?
 
On Wed, 18 Feb 2009 17:24:41 -0500, "ATP*" wrote:


One major element of modern local distribution was
developed by Edison, the three wire 110/220 volt system, although Edison's
was DC. "Networks of Power" by Thomas Hughes is a good history of the
technical and practical development of the power grid.


That abortion in itself is one reason why your entire system needs replacing
:-)


I believe that there is a consensus that the US grid is less resilient than it
ought to be, but that wasn't what he was talking about.


Mark Rand
RTFM

Buerste February 19th 09 12:23 AM

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"Ed Huntress" wrote in message
...

"Buerste" wrote in message
...

"Ed Huntress" wrote in message
...

"Buerste" wrote in message
...

"Larry Jaques" wrote in message
...
On Tue, 17 Feb 2009 23:23:40 -0500, the infamous "Buerste"
scrawled the following:


"Ed Huntress" wrote in message
...

"Buerste" wrote in message
...

"SteveB" wrote in message
...
I admit to being a Bush fan, but on a declining basis as he neared
the
end of his term. So, I let him slide on a lot of stuff.

Today, Purple Lips said our country's electric grid was much the
same as
in Thomas Edison's day. I guess he never read about Nikola Tesla
or
alternating current.

I was in a car wash and laughed my ass off at the captioned
picture.
When my wife asked me what I was laughing about, I explained it to
her
and a couple of onlookers and they got a laugh, too.

Steve


Liberals have no use for actual facts when perpetrating an
emotional
manipulation scheme. Just forget what is right an what is wrong
and
embrace the horror they have planned for us.

Now you're trolling. You're not really that dumb. d8-)

--
Ed Huntress


My plan is to adapt to the politics de jour. Just today I met with my
entire engineering staff, all five of us. Well, the other tom isn't
an
engineer but RM. The topic was that since we are among the best in
our
industry, we should see how to best get some of the trillion bucks
they are
throwing away. What afternoon project could we do that would qualify
for a
few million? We already have a few alternate energy ideas that could
be the
ticket. We all agree not to let politics get in the way of a jackpot.
So,
I think it's the fool that doesn't game the system that is being
designed to
be gamed. I'll register as a Democrat, contribute to the right
lawmakers
(wink-wink), whatever it takes!

We also have a new towed sonar array that our favorite retired
aerospace
engineer has been tinkering with for years while he was building
underwater
missile systems for the DOD(Shhhh). And, an idea for resealing joints
in
runways that reduces FOB problems. To bad defense spending will
undoubtedly
plummet.

Indeed. How about creating a new, stiff-bristled body brush? "They"
can fit 'em to street sweepers and use 'em to sweep the dead bodies
off the street after "they" destroy the U.S. (and then the world)
economy with bailouts, resulting in much of the population dying.
[Won't Paul Ehrlich and the Malthusians (sounds like a really bad
band, huh?) be happy when that day dawns?] ;)

--
I'm still waiting for another sublime, transcendent flash of adequacy.
--Winnie of RCM

We already make brushes to remove flesh from cadavers to harvest bone
grafts. We COULD make a set-up that would sweep up the dead bodies AND
strip the flesh from them.

Wow. Do they work on live conservatives? They tend to have a lot of
intra-abdominal fat. The brushes would be hard to keep clean.

--
Ed Huntress


Nope, won't work on conservatives! Apparently the machine repels people
with intelligence the way like poles of a magnet repel.


Well, hell, it ought to chew up conservatives for breakfast, then. There
isn't much between their ears besides more fat.

But the sign on the front of the machine: "STOP GLOBAL WARMING" attracts
stupid, gullible liberals. (pardon the redundancy) Another sign to use
would be: "FREE MONEY FROM YOUR GOVERNMENT". Do you see why it won't
work on conservatives?


Sure. Most of them can't read.

--
Ed Huntress


Lame comeback Ed, I win this one with non-lame cleverness.



Ed Huntress February 19th 09 01:18 AM

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"Buerste" wrote in message
...

"Ed Huntress" wrote in message
...

"Buerste" wrote in message
...

"Ed Huntress" wrote in message
...

"Buerste" wrote in message
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"Larry Jaques" wrote in message
...
On Tue, 17 Feb 2009 23:23:40 -0500, the infamous "Buerste"
scrawled the following:


"Ed Huntress" wrote in message
...

"Buerste" wrote in message
...

"SteveB" wrote in message
...
I admit to being a Bush fan, but on a declining basis as he neared
the
end of his term. So, I let him slide on a lot of stuff.

Today, Purple Lips said our country's electric grid was much the
same as
in Thomas Edison's day. I guess he never read about Nikola Tesla
or
alternating current.

I was in a car wash and laughed my ass off at the captioned
picture.
When my wife asked me what I was laughing about, I explained it
to her
and a couple of onlookers and they got a laugh, too.

Steve


Liberals have no use for actual facts when perpetrating an
emotional
manipulation scheme. Just forget what is right an what is wrong
and
embrace the horror they have planned for us.

Now you're trolling. You're not really that dumb. d8-)

--
Ed Huntress


My plan is to adapt to the politics de jour. Just today I met with
my
entire engineering staff, all five of us. Well, the other tom isn't
an
engineer but RM. The topic was that since we are among the best in
our
industry, we should see how to best get some of the trillion bucks
they are
throwing away. What afternoon project could we do that would qualify
for a
few million? We already have a few alternate energy ideas that could
be the
ticket. We all agree not to let politics get in the way of a
jackpot. So,
I think it's the fool that doesn't game the system that is being
designed to
be gamed. I'll register as a Democrat, contribute to the right
lawmakers
(wink-wink), whatever it takes!

We also have a new towed sonar array that our favorite retired
aerospace
engineer has been tinkering with for years while he was building
underwater
missile systems for the DOD(Shhhh). And, an idea for resealing
joints in
runways that reduces FOB problems. To bad defense spending will
undoubtedly
plummet.

Indeed. How about creating a new, stiff-bristled body brush? "They"
can fit 'em to street sweepers and use 'em to sweep the dead bodies
off the street after "they" destroy the U.S. (and then the world)
economy with bailouts, resulting in much of the population dying.
[Won't Paul Ehrlich and the Malthusians (sounds like a really bad
band, huh?) be happy when that day dawns?] ;)

--
I'm still waiting for another sublime, transcendent flash of
adequacy.
--Winnie of RCM

We already make brushes to remove flesh from cadavers to harvest bone
grafts. We COULD make a set-up that would sweep up the dead bodies
AND strip the flesh from them.

Wow. Do they work on live conservatives? They tend to have a lot of
intra-abdominal fat. The brushes would be hard to keep clean.

--
Ed Huntress


Nope, won't work on conservatives! Apparently the machine repels people
with intelligence the way like poles of a magnet repel.


Well, hell, it ought to chew up conservatives for breakfast, then. There
isn't much between their ears besides more fat.

But the sign on the front of the machine: "STOP GLOBAL WARMING"
attracts stupid, gullible liberals. (pardon the redundancy) Another
sign to use would be: "FREE MONEY FROM YOUR GOVERNMENT". Do you see
why it won't work on conservatives?


Sure. Most of them can't read.

--
Ed Huntress


Lame comeback Ed, I win this one with non-lame cleverness.


Yeah, I thought you did good there. For a conservative, that was a veritable
_War and Peace_.

Now we'll have to let you rest for a week so you don't tire yourself out.
d8-)



Buerste February 19th 09 01:53 AM

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"Buerste" wrote in message
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"Ed Huntress" wrote in message
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On Tue, 17 Feb 2009 23:23:40 -0500, the infamous "Buerste"
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"Ed Huntress" wrote in message
...

"Buerste" wrote in message
...

"SteveB" wrote in message
...
I admit to being a Bush fan, but on a declining basis as he
neared the
end of his term. So, I let him slide on a lot of stuff.

Today, Purple Lips said our country's electric grid was much the
same as
in Thomas Edison's day. I guess he never read about Nikola
Tesla or
alternating current.

I was in a car wash and laughed my ass off at the captioned
picture.
When my wife asked me what I was laughing about, I explained it
to her
and a couple of onlookers and they got a laugh, too.

Steve


Liberals have no use for actual facts when perpetrating an
emotional
manipulation scheme. Just forget what is right an what is wrong
and
embrace the horror they have planned for us.

Now you're trolling. You're not really that dumb. d8-)

--
Ed Huntress


My plan is to adapt to the politics de jour. Just today I met with
my
entire engineering staff, all five of us. Well, the other tom isn't
an
engineer but RM. The topic was that since we are among the best in
our
industry, we should see how to best get some of the trillion bucks
they are
throwing away. What afternoon project could we do that would
qualify for a
few million? We already have a few alternate energy ideas that
could be the
ticket. We all agree not to let politics get in the way of a
jackpot. So,
I think it's the fool that doesn't game the system that is being
designed to
be gamed. I'll register as a Democrat, contribute to the right
lawmakers
(wink-wink), whatever it takes!

We also have a new towed sonar array that our favorite retired
aerospace
engineer has been tinkering with for years while he was building
underwater
missile systems for the DOD(Shhhh). And, an idea for resealing
joints in
runways that reduces FOB problems. To bad defense spending will
undoubtedly
plummet.

Indeed. How about creating a new, stiff-bristled body brush? "They"
can fit 'em to street sweepers and use 'em to sweep the dead bodies
off the street after "they" destroy the U.S. (and then the world)
economy with bailouts, resulting in much of the population dying.
[Won't Paul Ehrlich and the Malthusians (sounds like a really bad
band, huh?) be happy when that day dawns?] ;)

--
I'm still waiting for another sublime, transcendent flash of
adequacy.
--Winnie of RCM

We already make brushes to remove flesh from cadavers to harvest bone
grafts. We COULD make a set-up that would sweep up the dead bodies
AND strip the flesh from them.

Wow. Do they work on live conservatives? They tend to have a lot of
intra-abdominal fat. The brushes would be hard to keep clean.

--
Ed Huntress


Nope, won't work on conservatives! Apparently the machine repels
people with intelligence the way like poles of a magnet repel.

Well, hell, it ought to chew up conservatives for breakfast, then. There
isn't much between their ears besides more fat.

But the sign on the front of the machine: "STOP GLOBAL WARMING"
attracts stupid, gullible liberals. (pardon the redundancy) Another
sign to use would be: "FREE MONEY FROM YOUR GOVERNMENT". Do you see
why it won't work on conservatives?

Sure. Most of them can't read.

--
Ed Huntress


Lame comeback Ed, I win this one with non-lame cleverness.


Yeah, I thought you did good there. For a conservative, that was a
veritable _War and Peace_.

Now we'll have to let you rest for a week so you don't tire yourself out.
d8-)



No rest for me for a long time. My new condo has had to have every square
inch ripped out, tiled, dry walled, floored or at least painted. The
granite countertop gets installed tomorrow at 9, I just got back from
re-installing the dishwasher after the flooring went in under it. I've got
stain under my nails, plaster dust in my hair, sawdust in my shoes, paint on
my clothes, etc.



Wes[_2_] February 19th 09 02:09 AM

Was W this stupid?
 
"Ed Huntress" wrote:

Wow. Do they work on live conservatives? They tend to have a lot of
intra-abdominal fat. The brushes would be hard to keep clean.


So where in the spectrum do you best fit?

I'm torn between conservatism and libertarianism.

Wes

ATP* February 19th 09 02:15 AM

Was W this stupid?
 

"Buerste" wrote in message
...

"SteveB" wrote in message
...
I admit to being a Bush fan, but on a declining basis as he neared the end
of his term. So, I let him slide on a lot of stuff.

Today, Purple Lips said our country's electric grid was much the same as
in Thomas Edison's day. I guess he never read about Nikola Tesla or
alternating current.

I was in a car wash and laughed my ass off at the captioned picture.
When my wife asked me what I was laughing about, I explained it to her
and a couple of onlookers and they got a laugh, too.

Steve


Liberals have no use for actual facts when perpetrating an emotional
manipulation scheme. Just forget what is right an what is wrong and
embrace the horror they have planned for us.

Turns out it's not Obama who had the facts wrong, Tesla actually worked for
Edison for a short time and alternating current was developed while Edison
was still active in the electrical business.



Ed Huntress February 19th 09 02:37 AM

Was W this stupid?
 

"Wes" wrote in message
...
"Ed Huntress" wrote:

Wow. Do they work on live conservatives? They tend to have a lot of
intra-abdominal fat. The brushes would be hard to keep clean.


So where in the spectrum do you best fit?


A 150-pound, lean, mean, writing machine, and a radical centrist.


I'm torn between conservatism and libertarianism.

Wes


That's a problem. Split personality disorder. d8-)

--
Ed Huntress




Ed Huntress February 19th 09 02:39 AM

Was W this stupid?
 

"Buerste" wrote in message
...

snip

Lame comeback Ed, I win this one with non-lame cleverness.


Yeah, I thought you did good there. For a conservative, that was a
veritable _War and Peace_.

Now we'll have to let you rest for a week so you don't tire yourself out.
d8-)



No rest for me for a long time. My new condo has had to have every square
inch ripped out, tiled, dry walled, floored or at least painted. The
granite countertop gets installed tomorrow at 9, I just got back from
re-installing the dishwasher after the flooring went in under it. I've
got stain under my nails, plaster dust in my hair, sawdust in my shoes,
paint on my clothes, etc.


It sounds like you might have been happier just buying a new one. I've been
dabbling about my 85-year-old house for 30 years now. I'm around half done.
g

--
Ed Huntress



Bruce L. Bergman[_2_] February 19th 09 02:51 AM

Was W this stupid?
 
On Wed, 18 Feb 2009 21:15:40 -0500, "ATP*" wrote:
"Buerste" wrote
"SteveB" wrote


I admit to being a Bush fan, but on a declining basis as he neared the end
of his term. So, I let him slide on a lot of stuff.

Today, Purple Lips said our country's electric grid was much the same as
in Thomas Edison's day. I guess he never read about Nikola Tesla or
alternating current.

I was in a car wash and laughed my ass off at the captioned picture.
When my wife asked me what I was laughing about, I explained it to her
and a couple of onlookers and they got a laugh, too.


Liberals have no use for actual facts when perpetrating an emotional
manipulation scheme. Just forget what is right an what is wrong and
embrace the horror they have planned for us.


Turns out it's not Obama who had the facts wrong, Tesla actually worked for
Edison for a short time and alternating current was developed while Edison
was still active in the electrical business.


Short form: Edison thought Tesla was a crackpot and fired him - and
when Tesla later developed practrical AC power it threatened the
Patents that Edison held and Monopoly positions he had developed in DC
equipment and services.

Edison declared war and did his best to tear down Westinghouse and
Tesla in the media and proclaim his DC as safer. Well, you can see
where that went...

Tesla was probably a bit crazy, but it was a good crazy.

Edison wasn't an inventor as much as a Pointy Haired Boss -
Developing the lightbulb they didn't follow a systematic method of
coming up with a good filament, Edison just had all his lab assistants
throw every material they could come up with at it, and develop the
solution by brute force elimination. And the first few "sucessful"
filaments really weren't all that good, like carbonized bamboo and
carbonized cotton thread. Tungsten came much later.

-- Bruce --

ATP* February 19th 09 03:18 AM

Was W this stupid?
 

"Bruce L. Bergman" wrote in message
...
On Wed, 18 Feb 2009 21:15:40 -0500, "ATP*" wrote:
"Buerste" wrote
"SteveB" wrote


I admit to being a Bush fan, but on a declining basis as he neared the
end
of his term. So, I let him slide on a lot of stuff.

Today, Purple Lips said our country's electric grid was much the same
as
in Thomas Edison's day. I guess he never read about Nikola Tesla or
alternating current.

I was in a car wash and laughed my ass off at the captioned picture.
When my wife asked me what I was laughing about, I explained it to her
and a couple of onlookers and they got a laugh, too.

Liberals have no use for actual facts when perpetrating an emotional
manipulation scheme. Just forget what is right an what is wrong and
embrace the horror they have planned for us.


Turns out it's not Obama who had the facts wrong, Tesla actually worked
for
Edison for a short time and alternating current was developed while Edison
was still active in the electrical business.


Short form: Edison thought Tesla was a crackpot and fired him - and
when Tesla later developed practrical AC power it threatened the
Patents that Edison held and Monopoly positions he had developed in DC
equipment and services.

Edison declared war and did his best to tear down Westinghouse and
Tesla in the media and proclaim his DC as safer. Well, you can see
where that went...

Tesla was probably a bit crazy, but it was a good crazy.

Edison wasn't an inventor as much as a Pointy Haired Boss -
Developing the lightbulb they didn't follow a systematic method of
coming up with a good filament, Edison just had all his lab assistants
throw every material they could come up with at it, and develop the
solution by brute force elimination. And the first few "sucessful"
filaments really weren't all that good, like carbonized bamboo and
carbonized cotton thread. Tungsten came much later.

Tesla quit after he believed Edison cheated him out of a promised bonus. But
my point is that Tesla, although younger than Edison, was a contemporary,
and most of the elements of the modern distribution system were in fairly
wide use during Edison's lifetime, even before he more or less left the
business and got into mining, etc.. So to say that Obama is stupid and must
never have read about AC or Tesla is not an informed statement.



Buerste February 19th 09 04:23 AM

Was W this stupid?
 

"Ed Huntress" wrote in message
...

"Buerste" wrote in message
...

snip

Lame comeback Ed, I win this one with non-lame cleverness.

Yeah, I thought you did good there. For a conservative, that was a
veritable _War and Peace_.

Now we'll have to let you rest for a week so you don't tire yourself
out. d8-)



No rest for me for a long time. My new condo has had to have every
square inch ripped out, tiled, dry walled, floored or at least painted.
The granite countertop gets installed tomorrow at 9, I just got back from
re-installing the dishwasher after the flooring went in under it. I've
got stain under my nails, plaster dust in my hair, sawdust in my shoes,
paint on my clothes, etc.


It sounds like you might have been happier just buying a new one. I've
been dabbling about my 85-year-old house for 30 years now. I'm around half
done. g

--
Ed Huntress


I bought this from an estate with no relatives in-state. The place was
bought new in '75 by a couple that worked at NASA Glen. Funny thing is they
undoubtedly knew and worked with my mom there. We'll never know as anybody
that would have known has passed now. The place was on the market for 4
months and nobody even made an offer, it needed a lot and it needed somebody
that could see what it COULD be. When I made an offer to the estate's
agent, his jaw dropped...literally! Winter was coming on and the bills to
the estate would rise. There were a few units in the complex for sale and
they just weren't selling. And, those had updates. The offer was
eventually accepted so I didn't "exactly" steal it, I almost felt bad. I
did offer the agent the job of selling the "big" house when the market is
right. If NASA Glen gets some stimulus, this house is very close and very
attractive to NASA people, there's a gaggle of them here on these
culs-de-sacs. (not a single one of my NASA neighbors believes in AGW)

I've been working on it since early November and have had a bunch of guys
from the shop do a lot too on weekends. They like the extra cash and do
great work.



SteveB[_10_] February 19th 09 05:26 AM

Was W this stupid?
 

"ATP*" wrote in message
...

"Bruce L. Bergman" wrote in message
...
On Wed, 18 Feb 2009 21:15:40 -0500, "ATP*" wrote:
"Buerste" wrote
"SteveB" wrote


I admit to being a Bush fan, but on a declining basis as he neared the
end
of his term. So, I let him slide on a lot of stuff.

Today, Purple Lips said our country's electric grid was much the same
as
in Thomas Edison's day. I guess he never read about Nikola Tesla or
alternating current.

I was in a car wash and laughed my ass off at the captioned picture.
When my wife asked me what I was laughing about, I explained it to her
and a couple of onlookers and they got a laugh, too.

Liberals have no use for actual facts when perpetrating an emotional
manipulation scheme. Just forget what is right an what is wrong and
embrace the horror they have planned for us.

Turns out it's not Obama who had the facts wrong, Tesla actually worked
for
Edison for a short time and alternating current was developed while
Edison
was still active in the electrical business.


Short form: Edison thought Tesla was a crackpot and fired him - and
when Tesla later developed practrical AC power it threatened the
Patents that Edison held and Monopoly positions he had developed in DC
equipment and services.

Edison declared war and did his best to tear down Westinghouse and
Tesla in the media and proclaim his DC as safer. Well, you can see
where that went...

Tesla was probably a bit crazy, but it was a good crazy.

Edison wasn't an inventor as much as a Pointy Haired Boss -
Developing the lightbulb they didn't follow a systematic method of
coming up with a good filament, Edison just had all his lab assistants
throw every material they could come up with at it, and develop the
solution by brute force elimination. And the first few "sucessful"
filaments really weren't all that good, like carbonized bamboo and
carbonized cotton thread. Tungsten came much later.

Tesla quit after he believed Edison cheated him out of a promised bonus.
But my point is that Tesla, although younger than Edison, was a
contemporary, and most of the elements of the modern distribution system
were in fairly wide use during Edison's lifetime, even before he more or
less left the business and got into mining, etc.. So to say that Obama is
stupid and must never have read about AC or Tesla is not an informed
statement.


So, then, just where IS the power grid in the condition it was during
Edison's day? I say Obama is stupid just from listening to what he says on
a lot of things.

Steve



Ed Huntress February 19th 09 05:29 AM

Was W this stupid?
 

"Buerste" wrote in message
...

"Ed Huntress" wrote in message
...

"Buerste" wrote in message
...

snip

Lame comeback Ed, I win this one with non-lame cleverness.

Yeah, I thought you did good there. For a conservative, that was a
veritable _War and Peace_.

Now we'll have to let you rest for a week so you don't tire yourself
out. d8-)



No rest for me for a long time. My new condo has had to have every
square inch ripped out, tiled, dry walled, floored or at least painted.
The granite countertop gets installed tomorrow at 9, I just got back
from re-installing the dishwasher after the flooring went in under it.
I've got stain under my nails, plaster dust in my hair, sawdust in my
shoes, paint on my clothes, etc.


It sounds like you might have been happier just buying a new one. I've
been dabbling about my 85-year-old house for 30 years now. I'm around
half done. g

--
Ed Huntress


I bought this from an estate with no relatives in-state. The place was
bought new in '75 by a couple that worked at NASA Glen. Funny thing is
they undoubtedly knew and worked with my mom there. We'll never know as
anybody that would have known has passed now. The place was on the market
for 4 months and nobody even made an offer, it needed a lot and it needed
somebody that could see what it COULD be. When I made an offer to the
estate's agent, his jaw dropped...literally! Winter was coming on and the
bills to the estate would rise. There were a few units in the complex for
sale and they just weren't selling. And, those had updates. The offer
was eventually accepted so I didn't "exactly" steal it, I almost felt bad.
I did offer the agent the job of selling the "big" house when the market
is right. If NASA Glen gets some stimulus, this house is very close and
very attractive to NASA people, there's a gaggle of them here on these
culs-de-sacs. (not a single one of my NASA neighbors believes in AGW)

I've been working on it since early November and have had a bunch of guys
from the shop do a lot too on weekends. They like the extra cash and do
great work.


That sounds like a well-thought-out project, Tom. I hope it works out as you
plan.

--
Ed Huntress




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