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Took the wife to the hospital this morning for outpaitent sinus
surgery. After 2+ hours of rotor rooting, cutting, snipping, blasting and carving...they called me in to post op to sit by her. When she woke up about another hour later...first thing I did was look around and ask "where my wife and who put Missy Piggy in her bed?" (big bandage over her nose , face swollen like a melon, betadine everywhere) She actually managed to lay a pretty good one on me, despite the IV in that arm.... On the way home this afternoon...she was pretty much out of it...but mumbled something about "blert..blag..gumph..Miss Piggy?........ I suspect Im gonna pay for that for years..... Im gonna deny everything..... G Gunner The hottest places in hell are reserved for those who in times of great moral crisis maintain their neutrality", John F. Kennedy. |
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Things not to say in Post Op.....
Gunner Asch wrote: Took the wife to the hospital this morning for outpaitent sinus surgery. After 2+ hours of rotor rooting, cutting, snipping, blasting and carving...they called me in to post op to sit by her. When she woke up about another hour later...first thing I did was look around and ask "where my wife and who put Missy Piggy in her bed?" (big bandage over her nose , face swollen like a melon, betadine everywhere) She actually managed to lay a pretty good one on me, despite the IV in that arm.... On the way home this afternoon...she was pretty much out of it...but mumbled something about "blert..blag..gumph..Miss Piggy?........ I suspect Im gonna pay for that for years..... Im gonna deny everything..... Be very, very careful is she calls you 'Kermit'. You've seen miss Piggy knock his bony little ass across the room. :( -- http://improve-usenet.org/index.html aioe.org, Goggle Groups, and Web TV users must request to be white listed, or I will not see your messages. If you have broadband, your ISP may have a NNTP news server included in your account: http://www.usenettools.net/ISP.htm There are two kinds of people on this earth: The crazy, and the insane. The first sign of insanity is denying that you're crazy. |
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Gunner Asch wrote:
Took the wife to the hospital this morning for outpaitent sinus surgery. After 2+ hours of rotor rooting, cutting, snipping, blasting and carving...they called me in to post op to sit by her. When she woke up about another hour later...first thing I did was look around and ask "where my wife and who put Missy Piggy in her bed?" (big bandage over her nose , face swollen like a melon, betadine everywhere) She actually managed to lay a pretty good one on me, despite the IV in that arm.... On the way home this afternoon...she was pretty much out of it...but mumbled something about "blert..blag..gumph..Miss Piggy?........ I suspect Im gonna pay for that for years..... Im gonna deny everything..... G Gunner The hottest places in hell are reserved for those who in times of great moral crisis maintain their neutrality", John F. Kennedy. On a par with "do these jeans make my butt look fat?" "The jeans have nothing to do with it..." Or, "You made me give up beer but you just spent 200 bucks on cosmetics".. "That's to make me look beautiful for you" "That's what the beer was for..." and on and on.... |
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On Aug 19, 8:56 am, Gunner Asch wrote:
Took the wife to the hospital this morning for outpaitent sinus surgery. After 2+ hours of rotor rooting, cutting, snipping, blasting and carving...they called me in to post op to sit by her. When she woke up about another hour later...first thing I did was look around and ask "where my wife and who put Missy Piggy in her bed?" (big bandage over her nose , face swollen like a melon, betadine everywhere) She actually managed to lay a pretty good one on me, despite the IV in that arm.... On the way home this afternoon...she was pretty much out of it...but mumbled something about "blert..blag..gumph..Miss Piggy?........ I suspect Im gonna pay for that for years..... Im gonna deny everything..... G Gunner The hottest places in hell are reserved for those who in times of great moral crisis maintain their neutrality", John F. Kennedy. Gunner, have always admired your social skills. Sorta ranks with "Mmm, that beer was good, think I will drive down and get some more...." DEFINITELY in the Good Idea At the Time category..(both cases) Andrew VK3BFA. |
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Which wife is that?
i On 2008-08-18, Gunner Asch wrote: Took the wife to the hospital this morning for outpaitent sinus surgery. After 2+ hours of rotor rooting, cutting, snipping, blasting and carving...they called me in to post op to sit by her. When she woke up about another hour later...first thing I did was look around and ask "where my wife and who put Missy Piggy in her bed?" (big bandage over her nose , face swollen like a melon, betadine everywhere) She actually managed to lay a pretty good one on me, despite the IV in that arm.... On the way home this afternoon...she was pretty much out of it...but mumbled something about "blert..blag..gumph..Miss Piggy?........ I suspect Im gonna pay for that for years..... Im gonna deny everything..... G Gunner The hottest places in hell are reserved for those who in times of great moral crisis maintain their neutrality", John F. Kennedy. -- Due to extreme spam originating from Google Groups, and their inattention to spammers, I and many others block all articles originating from Google Groups. If you want your postings to be seen by more readers you will need to find a different means of posting on Usenet. http://improve-usenet.org/ |
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Ignoramus19239 wrote: Which wife is that? Ex. -- http://improve-usenet.org/index.html aioe.org, Goggle Groups, and Web TV users must request to be white listed, or I will not see your messages. If you have broadband, your ISP may have a NNTP news server included in your account: http://www.usenettools.net/ISP.htm There are two kinds of people on this earth: The crazy, and the insane. The first sign of insanity is denying that you're crazy. |
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On Mon, 18 Aug 2008 21:18:48 -0500, Ignoramus19239
wrote: Which wife is that? The one Im legally seperated from, but supporting. Nominally the Ex wife but for the paper work. There have been no others. Hummm...I think I see a trend here....... i On 2008-08-18, Gunner Asch wrote: Took the wife to the hospital this morning for outpaitent sinus surgery. After 2+ hours of rotor rooting, cutting, snipping, blasting and carving...they called me in to post op to sit by her. When she woke up about another hour later...first thing I did was look around and ask "where my wife and who put Missy Piggy in her bed?" (big bandage over her nose , face swollen like a melon, betadine everywhere) She actually managed to lay a pretty good one on me, despite the IV in that arm.... On the way home this afternoon...she was pretty much out of it...but mumbled something about "blert..blag..gumph..Miss Piggy?........ I suspect Im gonna pay for that for years..... Im gonna deny everything..... G Gunner The hottest places in hell are reserved for those who in times of great moral crisis maintain their neutrality", John F. Kennedy. The hottest places in hell are reserved for those who in times of great moral crisis maintain their neutrality", John F. Kennedy. |
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Gunner Asch wrote:
Took the wife to the hospital this morning for outpaitent sinus surgery. After 2+ hours of rotor rooting, cutting, snipping, blasting and carving...they called me in to post op to sit by her. When she woke up about another hour later...first thing I did was look around and ask "where my wife and who put Missy Piggy in her bed?" (big bandage over her nose , face swollen like a melon, betadine everywhere) She actually managed to lay a pretty good one on me, despite the IV in that arm.... On the way home this afternoon...she was pretty much out of it...but mumbled something about "blert..blag..gumph..Miss Piggy?........ I suspect Im gonna pay for that for years..... Im gonna deny everything..... G Gunner The hottest places in hell are reserved for those who in times of great moral crisis maintain their neutrality", John F. Kennedy. :-) You have plausible deniability there, Gunner. You can tell her that she was under the influence of anesthesia and mis-heard you. I've had the same surgery and I can tell you that you are NOT right, not that I ever was, afterward for a while. don't forget the pistol match on the 7th of September if you can make it. It is growing and I'm looking forward to a good turn out. If you know anyone else who might want to participate, be sure to tell them. Jim |
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"Gunner Asch" wrote in message ... On Mon, 18 Aug 2008 19:02:32 -0700 (PDT), wrote: When she was being wheeled into the delivery room, some 31 yrs ago, I loudly asked the doctor "hey Doc..while your at it, think you can toss a couple extra stitches in and tighten her up a little?" Did it ever dawn on you that her "tightness" might not be the problem? |
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On Tue, 19 Aug 2008 15:31:20 GMT, Jim Chandler wrote:
Gunner Asch wrote: Took the wife to the hospital this morning for outpaitent sinus surgery. After 2+ hours of rotor rooting, cutting, snipping, blasting and carving...they called me in to post op to sit by her. When she woke up about another hour later...first thing I did was look around and ask "where my wife and who put Missy Piggy in her bed?" (big bandage over her nose , face swollen like a melon, betadine everywhere) She actually managed to lay a pretty good one on me, despite the IV in that arm.... On the way home this afternoon...she was pretty much out of it...but mumbled something about "blert..blag..gumph..Miss Piggy?........ I suspect Im gonna pay for that for years..... Im gonna deny everything..... G Gunner The hottest places in hell are reserved for those who in times of great moral crisis maintain their neutrality", John F. Kennedy. :-) You have plausible deniability there, Gunner. You can tell her that she was under the influence of anesthesia and mis-heard you. I've had the same surgery and I can tell you that you are NOT right, not that I ever was, afterward for a while. don't forget the pistol match on the 7th of September if you can make it. It is growing and I'm looking forward to a good turn out. If you know anyone else who might want to participate, be sure to tell them. Jim Ach! Id forgotten about that match! Im glad you reminded me. Ive been up to my ass in alligators and it slipped my mind..whats left of it. Ill tell a few of my buds and see if we can get some more folks up there Gunner The hottest places in hell are reserved for those who in times of great moral crisis maintain their neutrality", John F. Kennedy. |
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On Tue, 19 Aug 2008 10:16:32 -0700, "John Kunkel"
wrote: "Gunner Asch" wrote in message .. . On Mon, 18 Aug 2008 19:02:32 -0700 (PDT), wrote: When she was being wheeled into the delivery room, some 31 yrs ago, I loudly asked the doctor "hey Doc..while your at it, think you can toss a couple extra stitches in and tighten her up a little?" Did it ever dawn on you that her "tightness" might not be the problem? Of COURSE it was the problem! Stubby...err..Gunner The hottest places in hell are reserved for those who in times of great moral crisis maintain their neutrality", John F. Kennedy. |
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Gunner Asch wrote:
On Tue, 19 Aug 2008 15:31:20 GMT, Jim Chandler wrote: Gunner Asch wrote: Took the wife to the hospital this morning for outpaitent sinus surgery. After 2+ hours of rotor rooting, cutting, snipping, blasting and carving...they called me in to post op to sit by her. When she woke up about another hour later...first thing I did was look around and ask "where my wife and who put Missy Piggy in her bed?" (big bandage over her nose , face swollen like a melon, betadine everywhere) She actually managed to lay a pretty good one on me, despite the IV in that arm.... On the way home this afternoon...she was pretty much out of it...but mumbled something about "blert..blag..gumph..Miss Piggy?........ I suspect Im gonna pay for that for years..... Im gonna deny everything..... G Gunner The hottest places in hell are reserved for those who in times of great moral crisis maintain their neutrality", John F. Kennedy. :-) You have plausible deniability there, Gunner. You can tell her that she was under the influence of anesthesia and mis-heard you. I've had the same surgery and I can tell you that you are NOT right, not that I ever was, afterward for a while. don't forget the pistol match on the 7th of September if you can make it. It is growing and I'm looking forward to a good turn out. If you know anyone else who might want to participate, be sure to tell them. Jim Ach! Id forgotten about that match! Im glad you reminded me. Ive been up to my ass in alligators and it slipped my mind..whats left of it. Ill tell a few of my buds and see if we can get some more folks up there Gunner The hottest places in hell are reserved for those who in times of great moral crisis maintain their neutrality", John F. Kennedy. That would be great. The more the merrier, or so they say. If you want I can send you a flyer and you can tack it to your forehead. :-) Jim |
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On Tue, 19 Aug 2008 22:10:37 GMT, Jim Chandler wrote:
Gunner Asch wrote: On Tue, 19 Aug 2008 15:31:20 GMT, Jim Chandler wrote: don't forget the pistol match on the 7th of September if you can make it. It is growing and I'm looking forward to a good turn out. If you know anyone else who might want to participate, be sure to tell them. Ach! Id forgotten about that match! Im glad you reminded me. Ive been up to my ass in alligators and it slipped my mind..whats left of it. Ill tell a few of my buds and see if we can get some more folks up there That would be great. The more the merrier, or so they say. If you want I can send you a flyer and you can tack it to your forehead. :-) Up there where there? (Duh... Which way did they go, George?) I can always enter the "Go ahead, Laugh! Everyone else does..." class with my .25 Auto noisemaker. -- Bruce -- |
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On Wed, 20 Aug 2008 01:09:19 -0700, Bruce L. Bergman
wrote: That would be great. The more the merrier, or so they say. If you want I can send you a flyer and you can tack it to your forehead. :-) Up there where there? (Duh... Which way did they go, George?) I can always enter the "Go ahead, Laugh! Everyone else does..." class with my .25 Auto noisemaker. -- Bruce -- Need something heavier..I can provide... The hottest places in hell are reserved for those who in times of great moral crisis maintain their neutrality", John F. Kennedy. |
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Bruce L. Bergman wrote:
On Tue, 19 Aug 2008 22:10:37 GMT, Jim Chandler wrote: Gunner Asch wrote: On Tue, 19 Aug 2008 15:31:20 GMT, Jim Chandler wrote: don't forget the pistol match on the 7th of September if you can make it. It is growing and I'm looking forward to a good turn out. If you know anyone else who might want to participate, be sure to tell them. Ach! Id forgotten about that match! Im glad you reminded me. Ive been up to my ass in alligators and it slipped my mind..whats left of it. Ill tell a few of my buds and see if we can get some more folks up there That would be great. The more the merrier, or so they say. If you want I can send you a flyer and you can tack it to your forehead. :-) Up there where there? (Duh... Which way did they go, George?) I can always enter the "Go ahead, Laugh! Everyone else does..." class with my .25 Auto noisemaker. -- Bruce -- I sent you an email with a flyer attached but in case I didn't guess right on the address, the match will be held at the Lucerne Valley Lions Pride Gun Range on Sunday, September 7th from 7:00 a.m. to 3:00 p.m. It's $15 to shoot and you can re-shoot as many times as you want for $5.00 each. Proceeds go to benefit the Lucerne Valley Lions Club (the owners of the range). Each round of shooting will take 45 rounds of whatever caliber you are shooting. Lucerne Valley is about 20 or so miles east of Victorville on Highway 18. If you need directions email me and I'll send them to you. All shooters, semi-auto or revolver are invited. Jim |
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Jim Chandler wrote:
Bruce L. Bergman wrote: On Tue, 19 Aug 2008 22:10:37 GMT, Jim Chandler wrote: Gunner Asch wrote: On Tue, 19 Aug 2008 15:31:20 GMT, Jim Chandler wrote: don't forget the pistol match on the 7th of September if you can make it. It is growing and I'm looking forward to a good turn out. If you know anyone else who might want to participate, be sure to tell them. Ach! Id forgotten about that match! Im glad you reminded me. Ive been up to my ass in alligators and it slipped my mind..whats left of it. Ill tell a few of my buds and see if we can get some more folks up there That would be great. The more the merrier, or so they say. If you want I can send you a flyer and you can tack it to your forehead. :-) Up there where there? (Duh... Which way did they go, George?) I can always enter the "Go ahead, Laugh! Everyone else does..." class with my .25 Auto noisemaker. -- Bruce -- I sent you an email with a flyer attached but in case I didn't guess right on the address, the match will be held at the Lucerne Valley Lions Pride Gun Range on Sunday, September 7th from 7:00 a.m. to 3:00 p.m. It's $15 to shoot and you can re-shoot as many times as you want for $5.00 each. Proceeds go to benefit the Lucerne Valley Lions Club (the owners of the range). Each round of shooting will take 45 rounds of whatever caliber you are shooting. Lucerne Valley is about 20 or so miles east of Victorville on Highway 18. If you need directions email me and I'll send them to you. All shooters, semi-auto or revolver are invited. What is the prize? -- John R. Carroll www.machiningsolution.com |
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John R. Carroll wrote:
Jim Chandler wrote: Bruce L. Bergman wrote: On Tue, 19 Aug 2008 22:10:37 GMT, Jim Chandler wrote: Gunner Asch wrote: On Tue, 19 Aug 2008 15:31:20 GMT, Jim Chandler wrote: don't forget the pistol match on the 7th of September if you can make it. It is growing and I'm looking forward to a good turn out. If you know anyone else who might want to participate, be sure to tell them. Ach! Id forgotten about that match! Im glad you reminded me. Ive been up to my ass in alligators and it slipped my mind..whats left of it. Ill tell a few of my buds and see if we can get some more folks up there That would be great. The more the merrier, or so they say. If you want I can send you a flyer and you can tack it to your forehead. :-) Up there where there? (Duh... Which way did they go, George?) I can always enter the "Go ahead, Laugh! Everyone else does..." class with my .25 Auto noisemaker. -- Bruce -- I sent you an email with a flyer attached but in case I didn't guess right on the address, the match will be held at the Lucerne Valley Lions Pride Gun Range on Sunday, September 7th from 7:00 a.m. to 3:00 p.m. It's $15 to shoot and you can re-shoot as many times as you want for $5.00 each. Proceeds go to benefit the Lucerne Valley Lions Club (the owners of the range). Each round of shooting will take 45 rounds of whatever caliber you are shooting. Lucerne Valley is about 20 or so miles east of Victorville on Highway 18. If you need directions email me and I'll send them to you. All shooters, semi-auto or revolver are invited. What is the prize? We have trophies for the first three places in each category and we are raffling off an eight position, California approved (I know you're just thrilled about that) gun cabinet. Depending on the attendance, this may become a more frequent event. I'd love to see a hundred shooters there. I'll attempt to send you a flyer, if your email address isn't too munged. Jim |
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Jim Chandler wrote:
John R. Carroll wrote: Jim Chandler wrote: Bruce L. Bergman wrote: On Tue, 19 Aug 2008 22:10:37 GMT, Jim Chandler wrote: Gunner Asch wrote: On Tue, 19 Aug 2008 15:31:20 GMT, Jim Chandler wrote: don't forget the pistol match on the 7th of September if you can make it. It is growing and I'm looking forward to a good turn out. If you know anyone else who might want to participate, be sure to tell them. Ach! Id forgotten about that match! Im glad you reminded me. Ive been up to my ass in alligators and it slipped my mind..whats left of it. Ill tell a few of my buds and see if we can get some more folks up there That would be great. The more the merrier, or so they say. If you want I can send you a flyer and you can tack it to your forehead. :-) Up there where there? (Duh... Which way did they go, George?) I can always enter the "Go ahead, Laugh! Everyone else does..." class with my .25 Auto noisemaker. -- Bruce -- I sent you an email with a flyer attached but in case I didn't guess right on the address, the match will be held at the Lucerne Valley Lions Pride Gun Range on Sunday, September 7th from 7:00 a.m. to 3:00 p.m. It's $15 to shoot and you can re-shoot as many times as you want for $5.00 each. Proceeds go to benefit the Lucerne Valley Lions Club (the owners of the range). Each round of shooting will take 45 rounds of whatever caliber you are shooting. Lucerne Valley is about 20 or so miles east of Victorville on Highway 18. If you need directions email me and I'll send them to you. All shooters, semi-auto or revolver are invited. What is the prize? We have trophies for the first three places in each category and we are raffling off an eight position, California approved (I know you're just thrilled about that) gun cabinet. Depending on the attendance, this may become a more frequent event. I'd love to see a hundred shooters there. I'll attempt to send you a flyer, if your email address isn't too munged. Just take UBU out for a walk G -- John R. Carroll www.machiningsolution.com |
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