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Wes[_2_] August 4th 08 11:21 PM

Say, did anything happen? Nuclear War to begin June 12 2008
 
"Tom Gardner" wrote:

The best way to make traffic a breeze is to have a federal holiday. It seems to
take a third of the cars off the road. Gov. too big?


Add state and city to it and the roads will be growing grass in the cracks.

Wes
--
"Additionally as a security officer, I carry a gun to protect
government officials but my life isn't worth protecting at home
in their eyes." Dick Anthony Heller

Mark Rand August 5th 08 12:01 AM

Say, did anything happen? Nuclear War to begin June 12 2008
 
On Mon, 04 Aug 2008 18:21:27 -0400, Wes wrote:

"Tom Gardner" wrote:

The best way to make traffic a breeze is to have a federal holiday. It seems to
take a third of the cars off the road. Gov. too big?


Add state and city to it and the roads will be growing grass in the cracks.

Wes



And with no state/federal workers to cut the grass, it might grow to the point
that they couldn't drive to the depot at the end of the holiday to get the
mowers. Civilization might end. Enter, stage-left, Gunner disguised as Mad Max
BEG



Mark Rand
RTFM

Michael A. Terrell August 5th 08 12:11 AM

Say, did anything happen? Nuclear War to begin June 12 2008
 

Wes wrote:

"Tom Gardner" wrote:

The best way to make traffic a breeze is to have a federal holiday. It seems to
take a third of the cars off the road. Gov. too big?


Add state and city to it and the roads will be growing grass in the cracks.



Some already do. :(


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Ed Huntress August 5th 08 02:50 AM

Say, did anything happen? Nuclear War to begin June 12 2008
 

"Michael A. Terrell" wrote in message
m...

Wes wrote:

"Tom Gardner" wrote:

The best way to make traffic a breeze is to have a federal holiday. It
seems to
take a third of the cars off the road. Gov. too big?


Add state and city to it and the roads will be growing grass in the
cracks.



Some already do. :(


Well, there's a conservative solution to that, Michael: Get some highway
workers to do some volunteer charity work, and clean up the roads.

--
Ed Huntress



Steve W.[_2_] August 5th 08 03:56 AM

Say, did anything happen? Nuclear War to begin June 12 2008
 
Ed Huntress wrote:
"Michael A. Terrell" wrote in message
m...
Wes wrote:
"Tom Gardner" wrote:

The best way to make traffic a breeze is to have a federal holiday. It
seems to
take a third of the cars off the road. Gov. too big?
Add state and city to it and the roads will be growing grass in the
cracks.


Some already do. :(


Well, there's a conservative solution to that, Michael: Get some highway
workers to do some volunteer charity work, and clean up the roads.

--
Ed Huntress



We already do that. My family has adopted about 4 miles of state
highway. We pick up the trash, trim around signage and I mow much of the
grass.

What do I get out of it?
A nice clean section of road that looks like it did when people
actually gave a damn about things.

--
Steve W.
Near Cooperstown, New York

Ed Huntress August 5th 08 05:54 AM

Say, did anything happen? Nuclear War to begin June 12 2008
 

"Steve W." wrote in message
...
Ed Huntress wrote:
"Michael A. Terrell" wrote in message
m...
Wes wrote:
"Tom Gardner" wrote:

The best way to make traffic a breeze is to have a federal holiday.
It seems to
take a third of the cars off the road. Gov. too big?
Add state and city to it and the roads will be growing grass in the
cracks.

Some already do. :(


Well, there's a conservative solution to that, Michael: Get some highway
workers to do some volunteer charity work, and clean up the roads.

--
Ed Huntress


We already do that. My family has adopted about 4 miles of state highway.
We pick up the trash, trim around signage and I mow much of the grass.

What do I get out of it?
A nice clean section of road that looks like it did when people actually
gave a damn about things.


Aha! So *you're* the one. I heard there was around 4 miles of clean highway
somewhere in New York state, but nobody could remember where it was. d8-)

Four miles down, a few million to go...

--
Ed Huntress



Steve W.[_2_] August 5th 08 03:20 PM

Say, did anything happen? Nuclear War to begin June 12 2008
 
Ed Huntress wrote:
"Steve W." wrote in message
...
Ed Huntress wrote:
"Michael A. Terrell" wrote in message
m...
Wes wrote:
"Tom Gardner" wrote:

The best way to make traffic a breeze is to have a federal holiday.
It seems to
take a third of the cars off the road. Gov. too big?
Add state and city to it and the roads will be growing grass in the
cracks.
Some already do. :(
Well, there's a conservative solution to that, Michael: Get some highway
workers to do some volunteer charity work, and clean up the roads.

--
Ed Huntress

We already do that. My family has adopted about 4 miles of state highway.
We pick up the trash, trim around signage and I mow much of the grass.

What do I get out of it?
A nice clean section of road that looks like it did when people actually
gave a damn about things.


Aha! So *you're* the one. I heard there was around 4 miles of clean highway
somewhere in New York state, but nobody could remember where it was. d8-)

Four miles down, a few million to go...

--
Ed Huntress



What REALLY amazed me was that after I had been doing the clean up for a
while, a few others started doing the same along their places. Seems I
started a trend!

--
Steve W.
Near Cooperstown, New York

Life is not like a box of chocolates
it's more like a jar of jalapenos-
what you do today could burn your ass tomorrow!

Ed Huntress August 5th 08 03:50 PM

Say, did anything happen? Nuclear War to begin June 12 2008
 

"Steve W." wrote in message
...
Ed Huntress wrote:
"Steve W." wrote in message
...
Ed Huntress wrote:
"Michael A. Terrell" wrote in message
m...
Wes wrote:
"Tom Gardner" wrote:

The best way to make traffic a breeze is to have a federal holiday.
It seems to
take a third of the cars off the road. Gov. too big?
Add state and city to it and the roads will be growing grass in the
cracks.
Some already do. :(
Well, there's a conservative solution to that, Michael: Get some
highway workers to do some volunteer charity work, and clean up the
roads.

--
Ed Huntress
We already do that. My family has adopted about 4 miles of state
highway. We pick up the trash, trim around signage and I mow much of the
grass.

What do I get out of it?
A nice clean section of road that looks like it did when people
actually gave a damn about things.


Aha! So *you're* the one. I heard there was around 4 miles of clean
highway somewhere in New York state, but nobody could remember where it
was. d8-)

Four miles down, a few million to go...

--
Ed Huntress



What REALLY amazed me was that after I had been doing the clean up for a
while, a few others started doing the same along their places. Seems I
started a trend!

--
Steve W.
Near Cooperstown, New York


Yup, that's amazing, all right. I'll have to watch for it the next time I'm
up there.

--
Ed Huntress



Michael A. Terrell August 5th 08 09:15 PM

Say, did anything happen? Nuclear War to begin June 12 2008
 

Ed Huntress wrote:

"Michael A. Terrell" wrote in message
m...

Wes wrote:

"Tom Gardner" wrote:

The best way to make traffic a breeze is to have a federal holiday. It
seems to
take a third of the cars off the road. Gov. too big?

Add state and city to it and the roads will be growing grass in the
cracks.



Some already do. :(


Well, there's a conservative solution to that, Michael: Get some highway
workers to do some volunteer charity work, and clean up the roads.



What does that have to do with grass growing in cracked asphalt? Do
you want them to stop traffic to remove the blades of grass?

Volunteers to clean some sections of highway around here, but most of
it is done by inmates from the county jail. and people too lazy to look
for community service on their own.

The highway workers in Florida are mostly state employees, and the
only thing whey would volunteer to clean up ar the racks at a doughnut
shop.


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Larry Jaques August 5th 08 09:37 PM

Say, did anything happen? Nuclear War to begin June 12 2008
 
On Tue, 05 Aug 2008 10:20:22 -0400, with neither quill nor qualm,
"Steve W." quickly quoth:

We already do that. My family has adopted about 4 miles of state highway.
We pick up the trash, trim around signage and I mow much of the grass.

What do I get out of it?
A nice clean section of road that looks like it did when people actually
gave a damn about things.


Aha! So *you're* the one. I heard there was around 4 miles of clean highway
somewhere in New York state, but nobody could remember where it was. d8-)

Four miles down, a few million to go...


We have a lot of prisoners and prison avoiders picking up trash on the
highways up here and around town. Most of us out here in the country
pick up any trash that some asshole may drop from their car or while
walking past our homes. We don't like to see it so we automatically
just pick up after them. I do so when I pick up my mail every day
since I'll be going to the trash/recycling bin soon afterward anyway.
:(


What REALLY amazed me was that after I had been doing the clean up for a
while, a few others started doing the same along their places. Seems I
started a trend!


Yeah, you hit a chord there. People forget to act responsibly, and, by
your actions, you single-familyly reminded them without a preaching
session. Preaching about it engages the reverse-psychology and they
firmly avoid acting.

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A great preservative against angry and mutinous thoughts, and all
impatience and quarreling, is to have some great business and
interest in your mind, which, like a sponge shall suck up your
attention and keep you from brooding over what displeases you.
-- Joseph Rickaby

Ed Huntress August 6th 08 12:10 AM

Say, did anything happen? Nuclear War to begin June 12 2008
 

"Michael A. Terrell" wrote in message
m...

Ed Huntress wrote:

"Michael A. Terrell" wrote in message
m...

Wes wrote:

"Tom Gardner" wrote:

The best way to make traffic a breeze is to have a federal holiday.
It
seems to
take a third of the cars off the road. Gov. too big?

Add state and city to it and the roads will be growing grass in the
cracks.


Some already do. :(


Well, there's a conservative solution to that, Michael: Get some highway
workers to do some volunteer charity work, and clean up the roads.



What does that have to do with grass growing in cracked asphalt? Do
you want them to stop traffic to remove the blades of grass?


I thought you were complaining about the grass. No problem.


Volunteers to clean some sections of highway around here, but most of
it is done by inmates from the county jail. and people too lazy to look
for community service on their own.

The highway workers in Florida are mostly state employees, and the
only thing whey would volunteer to clean up ar the racks at a doughnut
shop.


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Michael A. Terrell August 6th 08 07:14 AM

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Ed Huntress wrote:

I thought you were complaining about the grass. No problem.



I wasn't complaining. I merely stated that I have seen grass growing
in paved roads. I suppose you are going to call me a liar, again?


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Ed Huntress August 6th 08 11:43 AM

Say, did anything happen? Nuclear War to begin June 12 2008
 

"Michael A. Terrell" wrote in message
m...

Ed Huntress wrote:

I thought you were complaining about the grass. No problem.



I wasn't complaining. I merely stated that I have seen grass growing
in paved roads. I suppose you are going to call me a liar, again?


Now you're hallucinating, Michael. To the best of my recollection, I've
never called you a liar.

I think you went through a stretch there where you were misreading my
messages. I didn't say anything because you had yourself really worked up.

--
Ed Huntress



RB[_2_] August 8th 08 07:57 PM

Say, did anything happen? Nuclear War to begin June 12 2008
 
Steve W. wrote:
Ed Huntress wrote:
"Michael A. Terrell" wrote in message
m...
Wes wrote:
"Tom Gardner" wrote:

The best way to make traffic a breeze is to have a federal
holiday. It seems to
take a third of the cars off the road. Gov. too big?
Add state and city to it and the roads will be growing grass in the
cracks.

Some already do. :(


Well, there's a conservative solution to that, Michael: Get some
highway workers to do some volunteer charity work, and clean up the
roads.

--
Ed Huntress


We already do that. My family has adopted about 4 miles of state
highway. We pick up the trash, trim around signage and I mow much of the
grass.

What do I get out of it?
A nice clean section of road that looks like it did when people
actually gave a damn about things.


Here in Texas, signs are posted as to what group has taken
responsibility for that section of road.
I have never seen one that listed a left-of-center organization.
I have seen families listed.
Maybe it's just Texas. Anyone else?

technomaNge August 9th 08 03:16 AM

Say, did anything happen? Nuclear War to begin June 12 2008
 
RB wrote:


Here in Texas, signs are posted as to what group has taken
responsibility for that section of road.
I have never seen one that listed a left-of-center organization.
I have seen families listed.
Maybe it's just Texas. Anyone else?



Same here in lower Alabama, and what I've seen of north Florida
and lower Mississippi.



technomaNge


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