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Jeff Wisnia April 24th 06 01:23 AM

Why is this like that?
 
Metal content. Whatever's still made out of metal in today's cars.

Probably hearing and seeing all the news buzz about gasoline prices
triggered this question, and I wonder if there IS a single good answer
to it?

My inquiring mind wants to know....

Why my last car had it's gas filler on the left rear fender, and my
latest one has it on the right rear fender? Glancing at cars around me
in traffic, it seems the distribution of right and left seems about equal.

Is there a method to this madness? I can't thing of an engineering
reason for the seemingly arbitrary right-left location of the fill caps.

So far I've had these thoughts about the subject:

In the USA, almost all passenger cars are left hand drive and I expect
that the majority of self serve gas pumping is performed by the driver.
Thus, a gas filler location on the left side of the vehicle gets the job
done with the fewest footsteps, so why does my latest car have it on the
right?

A car population with a roughly equal left-right distribution should
improve the chances that you'll find a gas station lane with a pump
available on the side your car's filler is on. (That ignores the
possibility of pulling the nozzle and hose across the car to reach a
filler on the other side. I remember doing that years ago, but don't
recall seeing it done anywhere recently, and don't even know if today's
typical hoses are ong enough to do that anyway.)

I suspect the "behind the rear license plate" filler is fasy becoming a
relic of the past.

Thoughts or answers guys?


Jeff (Whose first car had its gas filler a couple of inches in front of
the center of the windshield. It was a '31 Model A Ford. G)

--
Jeffry Wisnia

(W1BSV + Brass Rat '57 EE)

"Truth exists; only falsehood has to be invented."

Bob Headrick April 24th 06 01:45 AM

Why is this like that?
 

"Jeff Wisnia" wrote in message
. ..
My inquiring mind wants to know....

Why my last car had it's gas filler on the left rear fender, and my
latest one has it on the right rear fender? Glancing at cars around me
in traffic, it seems the distribution of right and left seems about
equal.

Is there a method to this madness?


Generally it is on the opposite side as the exhaust. So why are
exhausts distributed right and left? As a driver I would prefer them on
the passenger side :-).

- Bob Headrick


Proctologically Violated©® April 24th 06 02:12 AM

Why is this like that?
 
Get an old jag xjs. Gas caps on both sides. Exhaust on both sides as
well?? :)
But recall '60s Merkin cars, gas cap behind the license plate. :) :)
But the Boxster has the exhaust dead center. Which kind of reminds me of my
goddamm sitting on my chest and then raising his tail..... Exhaust indeed.
--
Mr. P.V.'d
formerly Droll Troll
"Bob Headrick" wrote in message
...

"Jeff Wisnia" wrote in message
. ..
My inquiring mind wants to know....

Why my last car had it's gas filler on the left rear fender, and my
latest one has it on the right rear fender? Glancing at cars around me in
traffic, it seems the distribution of right and left seems about equal.

Is there a method to this madness?


Generally it is on the opposite side as the exhaust. So why are exhausts
distributed right and left? As a driver I would prefer them on the
passenger side :-).

- Bob Headrick




Leo Lichtman April 24th 06 02:31 AM

Why is this like that?
 

"Jeff Wisnia" wrote:
(clip) Jeff (Whose first car had its gas filler a couple of inches in front
of the center of the windshield. It was a '31 Model A Ford. G)
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Jeff, what was really neat about that was the gas gauge. It was in the
middle of the dash--a glass window that allowed you to see the dial, which
was connected directly to a float in the tank.

BTW, the gas gauge on our '29 Graham Paige was a yardstick, which my mother
would shove down the filler pipe.



[email protected] April 24th 06 02:51 AM

Why is this like that?
 
On Sun, 23 Apr 2006 20:23:42 -0400, Jeff Wisnia
wrote:

In the USA, almost all passenger cars are left hand drive and I expect
that the majority of self serve gas pumping is performed by the driver.
Thus, a gas filler location on the left side of the vehicle gets the job
done with the fewest footsteps, so why does my latest car have it on the
right?


Those are for fat people. No really. You'll never see skinny people
with a gas filler on th' pasengers side. Face it Jeff, th' salesman
where ya bought that car figures you need to lose a few pounds.

Snarl


Jeff Wisnia April 24th 06 03:15 AM

Why is this like that?
 
Leo Lichtman wrote:
"Jeff Wisnia" wrote:
(clip) Jeff (Whose first car had its gas filler a couple of inches in front
of the center of the windshield. It was a '31 Model A Ford. G)
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Jeff, what was really neat about that was the gas gauge. It was in the
middle of the dash--a glass window that allowed you to see the dial, which
was connected directly to a float in the tank.


My memory is a little dim, but I think I remember that when the tank was
partially full you'd see the fuel/vapor interface sloshing around behind
the glass when the car was moving.

And it had an inlet "fuel filter" which was a closed bottomed screened
cylinder about 6 inches long right under the filler cap. Whatever you
poured through the filler opening passed through the screen.


BTW, the gas gauge on our '29 Graham Paige was a yardstick, which my mother
would shove down the filler pipe.



Sing to the tune of "My Bonnie Lies Over The Ocean"......

My Bonnie looked into the gas tank,
The depth of its contents to see.
I lighted a match to assist her,
Oh, bring back my Bonnie to me.


Jeff

--
Jeffry Wisnia

(W1BSV + Brass Rat '57 EE)

"Truth exists; only falsehood has to be invented."

Snag April 24th 06 03:32 AM

Why is this like that?
 
wrote:
On Sun, 23 Apr 2006 20:23:42 -0400, Jeff Wisnia
wrote:

In the USA, almost all passenger cars are left hand drive and I
expect that the majority of self serve gas pumping is performed by
the driver. Thus, a gas filler location on the left side of the
vehicle gets the job done with the fewest footsteps, so why does my
latest car have it on the right?


Those are for fat people. No really. You'll never see skinny people
with a gas filler on th' pasengers side. Face it Jeff, th' salesman
where ya bought that car figures you need to lose a few pounds.

Snarl


I generally fill the car , and I'm about as skinny as it gets . The filler
is on the right side ...
Another theory blown to **** .sfsf
--
Snag
none to one to reply



ff April 24th 06 03:37 AM

Why is this like that?
 
Jeff Wisnia wrote:

Metal content. Whatever's still made out of metal in today's cars.

Probably hearing and seeing all the news buzz about gasoline prices
triggered this question, and I wonder if there IS a single good answer
to it?

My inquiring mind wants to know....

Why my last car had it's gas filler on the left rear fender, and my
latest one has it on the right rear fender? Glancing at cars around me
in traffic, it seems the distribution of right and left seems about
equal.

Is there a method to this madness? I can't thing of an engineering
reason for the seemingly arbitrary right-left location of the fill caps.

So far I've had these thoughts about the subject:

In the USA, almost all passenger cars are left hand drive and I expect
that the majority of self serve gas pumping is performed by the
driver. Thus, a gas filler location on the left side of the vehicle
gets the job done with the fewest footsteps, so why does my latest car
have it on the right?

A car population with a roughly equal left-right distribution should
improve the chances that you'll find a gas station lane with a pump
available on the side your car's filler is on. (That ignores the
possibility of pulling the nozzle and hose across the car to reach a
filler on the other side. I remember doing that years ago, but don't
recall seeing it done anywhere recently, and don't even know if
today's typical hoses are ong enough to do that anyway.)

I suspect the "behind the rear license plate" filler is fasy becoming
a relic of the past.

Thoughts or answers guys?


Jeff (Whose first car had its gas filler a couple of inches in front
of the center of the windshield. It was a '31 Model A Ford. G)


Buy a car with the filler on the right if your passenger is doing the
pumping :-)

As a former full service filling station attendant I saw every gas cap
location.
My favorites were the old VW beetle--inside the front trunk and the '56
Chevy--the left turn signal folds down.

Fred

RoyJ April 24th 06 03:51 AM

Why is this like that?
 
I've heard that the filler is on the left to make gas station operations
the same as the road, ie keep right. The problem with that is that
there is a higher probability of damage to the left side of the car via
sideswipes and damage to the filler on that side.

Jeff Wisnia wrote:

Metal content. Whatever's still made out of metal in today's cars.

Probably hearing and seeing all the news buzz about gasoline prices
triggered this question, and I wonder if there IS a single good answer
to it?

My inquiring mind wants to know....

Why my last car had it's gas filler on the left rear fender, and my
latest one has it on the right rear fender? Glancing at cars around me
in traffic, it seems the distribution of right and left seems about equal.

Is there a method to this madness? I can't thing of an engineering
reason for the seemingly arbitrary right-left location of the fill caps.

So far I've had these thoughts about the subject:

In the USA, almost all passenger cars are left hand drive and I expect
that the majority of self serve gas pumping is performed by the driver.
Thus, a gas filler location on the left side of the vehicle gets the job
done with the fewest footsteps, so why does my latest car have it on the
right?

A car population with a roughly equal left-right distribution should
improve the chances that you'll find a gas station lane with a pump
available on the side your car's filler is on. (That ignores the
possibility of pulling the nozzle and hose across the car to reach a
filler on the other side. I remember doing that years ago, but don't
recall seeing it done anywhere recently, and don't even know if today's
typical hoses are ong enough to do that anyway.)

I suspect the "behind the rear license plate" filler is fasy becoming a
relic of the past.

Thoughts or answers guys?


Jeff (Whose first car had its gas filler a couple of inches in front of
the center of the windshield. It was a '31 Model A Ford. G)


Don Foreman April 24th 06 04:14 AM

Why is this like that?
 
On Sun, 23 Apr 2006 20:23:42 -0400, Jeff Wisnia
wrote:

Metal content. Whatever's still made out of metal in today's cars.

Probably hearing and seeing all the news buzz about gasoline prices
triggered this question, and I wonder if there IS a single good answer
to it?

My inquiring mind wants to know....

Why my last car had it's gas filler on the left rear fender, and my
latest one has it on the right rear fender? Glancing at cars around me
in traffic, it seems the distribution of right and left seems about equal.

Is there a method to this madness? I can't thing of an engineering
reason for the seemingly arbitrary right-left location of the fill caps.

So far I've had these thoughts about the subject:

In the USA, almost all passenger cars are left hand drive and I expect
that the majority of self serve gas pumping is performed by the driver.
Thus, a gas filler location on the left side of the vehicle gets the job
done with the fewest footsteps, so why does my latest car have it on the
right?

A car population with a roughly equal left-right distribution should
improve the chances that you'll find a gas station lane with a pump
available on the side your car's filler is on. (That ignores the
possibility of pulling the nozzle and hose across the car to reach a
filler on the other side. I remember doing that years ago, but don't
recall seeing it done anywhere recently, and don't even know if today's
typical hoses are ong enough to do that anyway.)

I suspect the "behind the rear license plate" filler is fasy becoming a
relic of the past.

Thoughts or answers guys?


Jeff (Whose first car had its gas filler a couple of inches in front of
the center of the windshield. It was a '31 Model A Ford. G)


An explanation I've heard is that gas tanks are among the lowest
priorities in an auto design, so they make 'em to fit in available
space.

Glenn April 24th 06 04:32 AM

Why is this like that?
 
Then there are the chebby trucks with dual tanks and a filler on both sides
... how handy is that??

"RoyJ" wrote in message
.net...
I've heard that the filler is on the left to make gas station operations
the same as the road, ie keep right. The problem with that is that there
is a higher probability of damage to the left side of the car via
sideswipes and damage to the filler on that side.

Jeff Wisnia wrote:

Metal content. Whatever's still made out of metal in today's cars.

Probably hearing and seeing all the news buzz about gasoline prices
triggered this question, and I wonder if there IS a single good answer to
it?

My inquiring mind wants to know....

Why my last car had it's gas filler on the left rear fender, and my
latest one has it on the right rear fender? Glancing at cars around me in
traffic, it seems the distribution of right and left seems about equal.

Is there a method to this madness? I can't thing of an engineering reason
for the seemingly arbitrary right-left location of the fill caps.

So far I've had these thoughts about the subject:

In the USA, almost all passenger cars are left hand drive and I expect
that the majority of self serve gas pumping is performed by the driver.
Thus, a gas filler location on the left side of the vehicle gets the job
done with the fewest footsteps, so why does my latest car have it on the
right?

A car population with a roughly equal left-right distribution should
improve the chances that you'll find a gas station lane with a pump
available on the side your car's filler is on. (That ignores the
possibility of pulling the nozzle and hose across the car to reach a
filler on the other side. I remember doing that years ago, but don't
recall seeing it done anywhere recently, and don't even know if today's
typical hoses are ong enough to do that anyway.)

I suspect the "behind the rear license plate" filler is fasy becoming a
relic of the past.

Thoughts or answers guys?


Jeff (Whose first car had its gas filler a couple of inches in front of
the center of the windshield. It was a '31 Model A Ford. G)




Robin S. April 24th 06 04:48 AM

Why is this like that?
 

"Don Foreman" wrote in message
...

An explanation I've heard is that gas tanks are among the lowest
priorities in an auto design, so they make 'em to fit in available
space.


That's what I would have thought. Though, I wonder what's back there that
could make one side specifically more favourable than the other?

Regards,

Robin



Don Foreman April 24th 06 05:33 AM

Why is this like that?
 
On Sun, 23 Apr 2006 23:48:24 -0400, "Robin S."
wrote:


"Don Foreman" wrote in message
.. .

An explanation I've heard is that gas tanks are among the lowest
priorities in an auto design, so they make 'em to fit in available
space.


That's what I would have thought. Though, I wonder what's back there that
could make one side specifically more favourable than the other?

Regards,

Robin


Exhaust pipe routing, spare wheel well. A car with a
transverse-mounted engine is assymetrical to begin with, that could
affect economical exhaust pipe routing.


DoN. Nichols April 24th 06 06:27 AM

Why is this like that?
 
According to ff :

[ ... ]

As a former full service filling station attendant I saw every gas cap
location.
My favorites were the old VW beetle--inside the front trunk and the '56
Chevy--the left turn signal folds down.


What about the Caddys -- 1959 was it -- which had the filler cap
under one of the tail lights up on those big fins? It was hinged to
give access to the filler cap.

Enjoy,
DoN.

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Wood Butcher April 24th 06 06:30 AM

Why is this like that?
 
Hmmm. If that were true wouldn't we still have pickups
with the gas tank in the cab behind the seat and Ford
still making the Pinto?

Art

"Don Foreman" wrote in message
...

An explanation I've heard is that gas tanks are among the lowest
priorities in an auto design, so they make 'em to fit in available
space.




Gerald Miller April 24th 06 06:54 AM

Why is this like that?
 
On Mon, 24 Apr 2006 01:31:21 GMT, "Leo Lichtman"
wrote:


"Jeff Wisnia" wrote:
(clip) Jeff (Whose first car had its gas filler a couple of inches in front
of the center of the windshield. It was a '31 Model A Ford. G)
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Jeff, what was really neat about that was the gas gauge. It was in the
middle of the dash--a glass window that allowed you to see the dial, which
was connected directly to a float in the tank.


And when the tank was nearly full, you could see the line formed by
the surface of the gas,between the glass and the dial drum.

BTW, the gas gauge on our '29 Graham Paige was a yardstick, which my mother
would shove down the filler pipe.

Mother's '57 VW had a wooden dip stick and if IRCC a toe operated
valve to utilize the last gallon in the tank (don't forget to flip it
back up after you gas up.)
Gerry :-)}
London, Canada

Ken Davey April 24th 06 08:16 AM

Why is this like that?
 
Wood Butcher wrote:
Hmmm. If that were true wouldn't we still have pickups
with the gas tank in the cab behind the seat and Ford
still making the Pinto?

Art

"Don Foreman" wrote in message
...

An explanation I've heard is that gas tanks are among the lowest
priorities in an auto design, so they make 'em to fit in available
space.

'54 Landrover pickup - gas cap (and tank) under passenger's seat.

Ken.
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Andrew Mawson April 24th 06 08:26 AM

Why is this like that?
 

"Ken Davey" wrote in message
...
Wood Butcher wrote:
Hmmm. If that were true wouldn't we still have pickups
with the gas tank in the cab behind the seat and Ford
still making the Pinto?

Art

"Don Foreman" wrote in message
...

An explanation I've heard is that gas tanks are among the lowest
priorities in an auto design, so they make 'em to fit in

available
space.

'54 Landrover pickup - gas cap (and tank) under passenger's seat.

Ken.


But the SWB Landrover Series 1's had the petrol tank and filler under
the seat for a very good reason - to stop the locals nicking the
petrol! Remember they were mainly exported to some very dodgy parts of
Africa in the 1950's. They also had a very wide filler cap (3" iirc)
so you don't need a funnel with a Jerry can.

AWEM



John Husvar April 24th 06 01:38 PM

Why is this like that?
 
In article ,
Jeff Wisnia wrote:


Sing to the tune of "My Bonnie Lies Over The Ocean"......

My Bonnie looked into the gas tank,
The depth of its contents to see.
I lighted a match to assist her,
Oh, bring back my Bonnie to me.


I liked this one and modified it a bit for a .sig.

--
Bring back, Oh bring back
Oh, bring back that old continuity.
Bring back, oh, bring back
Oh, bring back Clerk Maxwell to me.

Tim Shoppa April 24th 06 02:06 PM

Why is this like that?
 
Jeff Wisnia wrote:
In the USA, almost all passenger cars are left hand drive and I expect
that the majority of self serve gas pumping is performed by the driver.
Thus, a gas filler location on the left side of the vehicle gets the job
done with the fewest footsteps, so why does my latest car have it on the
right?


I have been told by a member of the SAE that the automakers try to
globally balance out left-fuel and right-fuel cars, mostly for the
reason you suggest:

A car population with a roughly equal left-right distribution should
improve the chances that you'll find a gas station lane with a pump
available on the side your car's filler is on. (That ignores the
possibility of pulling the nozzle and hose across the car to reach a
filler on the other side. I remember doing that years ago, but don't
recall seeing it done anywhere recently, and don't even know if today's
typical hoses are ong enough to do that anyway.)


Every time I rent a car on a trip, I never think about looking for what
side the filler is on UNTIL I get into the gas station. I believe this
is the real reason: to make it take longer for me to put gas in rental
cars. A couple of rental car companies put a little sticker on the
dashboard telling you what side the fill is on.

I seem to recall a Chevy Chase movie (Vacation?) where the filler
location (and it's unfindability behind the license plate) was a major
gag.

Tim.


Tim Shoppa April 24th 06 02:10 PM

Why is this like that?
 

Wood Butcher wrote:
Hmmm. If that were true wouldn't we still have pickups
with the gas tank in the cab behind the seat and Ford
still making the Pinto?


I recently read an auto review where the vehicle, a sort-of mini-SUV
where the back seats folded down all the way to the floor and the cargo
space in the rear was this giant rectangle going all the way to the low
floor. The tank was underneath the front seats.

I think it's too bad that so much media/legal attention was put on the
Pinto and pickup tank locations. Yes, they were compromises. But if
automakers aren't allowed to make a single compromise in design, then
we won't have any automakers!

Tim.


Christopher Tidy April 24th 06 02:39 PM

Why is this like that?
 
Proctologically Violated©® wrote:
Get an old jag xjs. Gas caps on both sides. Exhaust on both sides as
well?? :)


There is something appealingly excessive about have two filler caps and
two exhausts. It reminds me of some of the big, bad American cars which
sadly seem to be going out of fashion. I always thought the Americans
knew how to design cool cars, but now they're turning out little dull
rounded cars just like the Europeans and the Japanese. It's a pity. Long
live the Lincoln Town Car :-).

Chris


Rex B April 24th 06 04:57 PM

Why is this like that?
 

ff wrote:
As a former full service filling station attendant I saw every gas cap
location.
My favorites were the old VW beetle--inside the front trunk and the '56
Chevy--the left turn signal folds down.


Ditto, and the '57 which was in the left tailfin.

Rex B April 24th 06 04:58 PM

Why is this like that?
 

Don Foreman wrote:
An explanation I've heard is that gas tanks are among the lowest
priorities in an auto design, so they make 'em to fit in available
space.


Sure seems to be working out on those Crown Vic police cars ;)

Bruce L. Bergman April 24th 06 06:48 PM

Why is this like that?
 
On Mon, 24 Apr 2006 13:39:13 +0000, Christopher Tidy
wrote:

Proctologically Violated©® wrote:
Get an old jag xjs. Gas caps on both sides. Exhaust on both sides as
well?? :)


There is something appealingly excessive about have two filler caps and
two exhausts. It reminds me of some of the big, bad American cars which
sadly seem to be going out of fashion. I always thought the Americans
knew how to design cool cars, but now they're turning out little dull
rounded cars just like the Europeans and the Japanese. It's a pity. Long
live the Lincoln Town Car :-).

Chris


They're still here - it's just that nobody can afford to feed the
beasties anymore. See the origin of the term "Giving them a gift of a
White Elephant".

The only people buying Crown Victorias and Town Cars are limousine
companies, police and sheriff's departments and octogenarian retirees
that want BIG.

Taxicab companies buy the well-used Crown Vic police cars at
auction, paint them yellow, and finish thrashing what's left of the
life out of them.

-- Bruce --

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RAM³ April 24th 06 07:51 PM

Why is this like that?
 
"Christopher Tidy" wrote in message
...
Bruce L. Bergman wrote:
On Mon, 24 Apr 2006 13:39:13 +0000, Christopher Tidy
wrote:


Proctologically Violated©® wrote:

Get an old jag xjs. Gas caps on both sides. Exhaust on both sides as
well?? :)

There is something appealingly excessive about have two filler caps and
two exhausts. It reminds me of some of the big, bad American cars which
sadly seem to be going out of fashion. I always thought the Americans
knew how to design cool cars, but now they're turning out little dull
rounded cars just like the Europeans and the Japanese. It's a pity. Long
live the Lincoln Town Car :-).

Chris



They're still here - it's just that nobody can afford to feed the
beasties anymore. See the origin of the term "Giving them a gift of a
White Elephant".

The only people buying Crown Victorias and Town Cars are limousine
companies, police and sheriff's departments and octogenarian retirees
that want BIG.


I thought every American wanted BIG?

Chris


I wish that the Mk. I MG Midget/Mk. II A-H Sprite was still available: I
enjoyed getting 55+ MPG from my '62.

Now considering a Mini-Cooper "S". grin




Dave Hinz April 24th 06 08:12 PM

Why is this like that?
 
On Mon, 24 Apr 2006 19:35:37 +0000, Christopher Tidy wrote:
Bruce L. Bergman wrote:


The only people buying Crown Victorias and Town Cars are limousine
companies, police and sheriff's departments and octogenarian retirees
that want BIG.


I thought every American wanted BIG?


Not true; I doubt that it ever was. But by all means, don't let that
stop you.

Christopher Tidy April 24th 06 08:35 PM

Why is this like that?
 
Bruce L. Bergman wrote:
On Mon, 24 Apr 2006 13:39:13 +0000, Christopher Tidy
wrote:


Proctologically Violated©® wrote:

Get an old jag xjs. Gas caps on both sides. Exhaust on both sides as
well?? :)


There is something appealingly excessive about have two filler caps and
two exhausts. It reminds me of some of the big, bad American cars which
sadly seem to be going out of fashion. I always thought the Americans
knew how to design cool cars, but now they're turning out little dull
rounded cars just like the Europeans and the Japanese. It's a pity. Long
live the Lincoln Town Car :-).

Chris



They're still here - it's just that nobody can afford to feed the
beasties anymore. See the origin of the term "Giving them a gift of a
White Elephant".

The only people buying Crown Victorias and Town Cars are limousine
companies, police and sheriff's departments and octogenarian retirees
that want BIG.


I thought every American wanted BIG?

Chris


Gunner April 24th 06 08:44 PM

Why is this like that?
 
On Mon, 24 Apr 2006 19:35:37 +0000, Christopher Tidy
wrote:

Bruce L. Bergman wrote:
On Mon, 24 Apr 2006 13:39:13 +0000, Christopher Tidy
wrote:


Proctologically Violated©® wrote:

Get an old jag xjs. Gas caps on both sides. Exhaust on both sides as
well?? :)

There is something appealingly excessive about have two filler caps and
two exhausts. It reminds me of some of the big, bad American cars which
sadly seem to be going out of fashion. I always thought the Americans
knew how to design cool cars, but now they're turning out little dull
rounded cars just like the Europeans and the Japanese. It's a pity. Long
live the Lincoln Town Car :-).

Chris



They're still here - it's just that nobody can afford to feed the
beasties anymore. See the origin of the term "Giving them a gift of a
White Elephant".

The only people buying Crown Victorias and Town Cars are limousine
companies, police and sheriff's departments and octogenarian retirees
that want BIG.


I thought every American wanted BIG?

Chris


No. What they want is Fast.

Gunner

"I think this is because of your belief in biological Marxism.
As a genetic communist you feel that noticing behavioural
patterns relating to race would cause a conflict with your belief
in biological Marxism." Big Pete, famous Usenet Racist

Jeff Wisnia April 24th 06 09:04 PM

Why is this like that?
 
Christopher Tidy wrote:

Dave Hinz wrote:

On Mon, 24 Apr 2006 19:35:37 +0000, Christopher Tidy
wrote:

Bruce L. Bergman wrote:




The only people buying Crown Victorias and Town Cars are limousine
companies, police and sheriff's departments and octogenarian retirees
that want BIG.



I thought every American wanted BIG?




Not true; I doubt that it ever was. But by all means, don't let that
stop you.



It's no doubt a cariacature we enjoy here in England. As I mentioned, I
saw only a small number of Town Cars last time I was in the US. But it's
a cariacature we have some affection for. People here wish our fuel was
as cheap as yours, even if yours is slowly rising.


Slowly????

For the last couple of weeks it's been rising like it was hydrogen
already, and without a container around it...G

Jeff

--
Jeffry Wisnia

(W1BSV + Brass Rat '57 EE)

"Truth exists; only falsehood has to be invented."

Ken Finney April 24th 06 09:12 PM

Why is this like that?
 

"Christopher Tidy" wrote in message
...
Dave Hinz wrote:
On Mon, 24 Apr 2006 19:35:37 +0000, Christopher Tidy
wrote:

Bruce L. Bergman wrote:



The only people buying Crown Victorias and Town Cars are limousine
companies, police and sheriff's departments and octogenarian retirees
that want BIG.


I thought every American wanted BIG?



Not true; I doubt that it ever was. But by all means, don't let that
stop you.


It's no doubt a cariacature we enjoy here in England. As I mentioned, I
saw only a small number of Town Cars last time I was in the US. But it's a
cariacature we have some affection for. People here wish our fuel was as
cheap as yours, even if yours is slowly rising.


What Americans do want is choice: and if they want to buy big, they want to
be able to!

In Europe, a hundred miles is a long distance, in the US, a hundred years is
a long time. Taking the family to go visit the grandparents who live 400
miles away is hard enough in a Town Car, I'd hate to do it in a Mini!

Remember why your fuel is as expensive as it is! Americans will slowly
adapt to biodiesel and ethanol, and our fuel prices will come back down.






Christopher Tidy April 24th 06 09:18 PM

Why is this like that?
 
Dave Hinz wrote:
On Mon, 24 Apr 2006 19:35:37 +0000, Christopher Tidy wrote:

Bruce L. Bergman wrote:



The only people buying Crown Victorias and Town Cars are limousine
companies, police and sheriff's departments and octogenarian retirees
that want BIG.



I thought every American wanted BIG?



Not true; I doubt that it ever was. But by all means, don't let that
stop you.


It's no doubt a cariacature we enjoy here in England. As I mentioned, I
saw only a small number of Town Cars last time I was in the US. But it's
a cariacature we have some affection for. People here wish our fuel was
as cheap as yours, even if yours is slowly rising.

Chris


Ken Finney April 24th 06 09:53 PM

Why is this like that?
 

"Christopher Tidy" wrote in message
...
Jeff Wisnia wrote:

Slowly????

For the last couple of weeks it's been rising like it was hydrogen
already, and without a container around it...G

Jeff


Ah, but what is the actual price? Ours is about 95 pence per litre here.
If I've done my calculations correctly that's $7.47 per US gallon. I'm
sure yours is still cheaper than that. If I remember correctly, a guy I
was working with in the US in 2002 was complaining he was paying $1.80 a
gallon :-).


We complain anytime it is above what it was the first time we put gas in our
first car ($0.35 a gallon for me), it's kind of a National sport.




Christopher Tidy April 24th 06 10:12 PM

Why is this like that?
 
Jeff Wisnia wrote:

Slowly????

For the last couple of weeks it's been rising like it was hydrogen
already, and without a container around it...G

Jeff


Ah, but what is the actual price? Ours is about 95 pence per litre here.
If I've done my calculations correctly that's $7.47 per US gallon. I'm
sure yours is still cheaper than that. If I remember correctly, a guy I
was working with in the US in 2002 was complaining he was paying $1.80 a
gallon :-).

Best wishes,

Chris


Rex B April 24th 06 10:49 PM

Why is this like that?
 

Gunner wrote:
On Mon, 24 Apr 2006 19:35:37 +0000, Christopher Tidy
wrote:
I thought every American wanted BIG?

Chris


No. What they want is Fast.

Gunner


Big fast Cheap

Pick any two

Jeff Wisnia April 24th 06 11:16 PM

Why is this like that?
 
Christopher Tidy wrote:

Bruce L. Bergman wrote:

On Mon, 24 Apr 2006 13:39:13 +0000, Christopher Tidy
wrote:


Proctologically Violated©® wrote:

Get an old jag xjs. Gas caps on both sides. Exhaust on both sides
as well?? :)


There is something appealingly excessive about have two filler caps
and two exhausts. It reminds me of some of the big, bad American cars
which sadly seem to be going out of fashion. I always thought the
Americans knew how to design cool cars, but now they're turning out
little dull rounded cars just like the Europeans and the Japanese.
It's a pity. Long live the Lincoln Town Car :-).

Chris




They're still here - it's just that nobody can afford to feed the
beasties anymore. See the origin of the term "Giving them a gift of a
White Elephant".

The only people buying Crown Victorias and Town Cars are limousine
companies, police and sheriff's departments and octogenarian retirees
that want BIG.



I thought every American wanted BIG?

Chris


Judging from the number of spam ads for "male enhancement products" In
my incoming email every day, the sellers of those products appear to
share your opinion.

Not to worry, there's someone for everyone...

A skinny old maid from Verdun,
Wed a short-penised son-of-a-gun.
She said, "I don't care,
If there isn't much there,
God knows that its better than none."

Jeff

--
Jeffry Wisnia

(W1BSV + Brass Rat '57 EE)

"Truth exists; only falsehood has to be invented."

Tom Wait April 25th 06 12:40 AM

Why is this like that?
 

"Dave Hinz" wrote in message
...
On Mon, 24 Apr 2006 19:35:37 +0000, Christopher Tidy

wrote:
Bruce L. Bergman wrote:


The only people buying Crown Victorias and Town Cars are limousine
companies, police and sheriff's departments and octogenarian retirees
that want BIG.


I thought every American wanted BIG?


Not true; I doubt that it ever was. But by all means, don't let that
stop you.


It didn't stop me.
I just bought a Lincoln TC, 19 years old in great shape and I love it. Like
a Lazy Boy on steroids and wheels.
Tom



Eric R Snow April 25th 06 01:05 AM

Why is this like that?
 
On Mon, 24 Apr 2006 19:44:21 GMT, Gunner
wrote:

On Mon, 24 Apr 2006 19:35:37 +0000, Christopher Tidy
wrote:

Bruce L. Bergman wrote:
On Mon, 24 Apr 2006 13:39:13 +0000, Christopher Tidy
wrote:


Proctologically Violated©® wrote:

Get an old jag xjs. Gas caps on both sides. Exhaust on both sides as
well?? :)

There is something appealingly excessive about have two filler caps and
two exhausts. It reminds me of some of the big, bad American cars which
sadly seem to be going out of fashion. I always thought the Americans
knew how to design cool cars, but now they're turning out little dull
rounded cars just like the Europeans and the Japanese. It's a pity. Long
live the Lincoln Town Car :-).

Chris


They're still here - it's just that nobody can afford to feed the
beasties anymore. See the origin of the term "Giving them a gift of a
White Elephant".

The only people buying Crown Victorias and Town Cars are limousine
companies, police and sheriff's departments and octogenarian retirees
that want BIG.


I thought every American wanted BIG?

Chris


No. What they want is Fast.

Gunner

"I think this is because of your belief in biological Marxism.
As a genetic communist you feel that noticing behavioural
patterns relating to race would cause a conflict with your belief
in biological Marxism." Big Pete, famous Usenet Racist

Americans want it big and fast. It just depends on the sex. Women want
big men. Men want fast women.
ERS

Christopher Tidy April 25th 06 02:03 AM

Why is this like that?
 
Tom Wait wrote:
"Dave Hinz" wrote in message
...

On Mon, 24 Apr 2006 19:35:37 +0000, Christopher Tidy


wrote:

Bruce L. Bergman wrote:


The only people buying Crown Victorias and Town Cars are limousine
companies, police and sheriff's departments and octogenarian retirees
that want BIG.

I thought every American wanted BIG?


Not true; I doubt that it ever was. But by all means, don't let that
stop you.



It didn't stop me.
I just bought a Lincoln TC, 19 years old in great shape and I love it. Like
a Lazy Boy on steroids and wheels.
Tom


Good for you, Tom! I hope you enjoy it. At 19 years old, is that the
classic squarish '80s model? If so I love the styling of that car. I saw
a red one when I was over in the US and thought it was great. You might
as well spend money on a car you're going to enjoy, right?

All the best,

Chris


David R. Birch April 25th 06 03:11 AM

Why is this like that?
 
Christopher Tidy wrote:

The only people buying Crown Victorias and Town Cars are
limousine companies, police and sheriff's departments and
octogenarian retirees that want BIG.



I thought every American wanted BIG?

Chris


Wrong twice. You didn't think, and not every American wants a big car.
My requirement is room for two deer and gear and a Subaru Outback
Sport handles that just fine.

David


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