[
George Bush is visiting the Queen of England. He asks her, "Your Majesty, how
do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give me?"

"Well," says the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround
yourself with intelligent people."

Bush frowns, "But how do I know the people around me are really
intelligent?"

The Queen takes a sip of tea. "Oh, that's easy. You just ask them to
answer an intelligence riddle."

The Queen pushes a button on her intercom. "Please send The Prime
Minister in.

Tony Blair walks into the room. "Your Majesty...."

The Queen smiles. "Answer this, please, Tony. Your mother and father have a
child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?"

Without pausing for a moment, Blair answers, "That would be me!"

"Yes. Very good!" says the Queen.

Back at the White House, Bush calls in his vice president, Dick Cheney. "Dick,
answer this for me Your mother and your father have a child. It's not your
brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?"

"I'm not sure," says the vice president. "Let me get back to you on that one."

Dick Cheney goes to his advisers and asks every one, but none can give him an
answer.

Finally, he ends up in the men's room and recognizes Colin Powell's shoes in the
next stall

Dick shouts, "Colin! Can you answer this for me? Your mother and father have a
child and it's not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"

Colin Powell yells back, "That's easy. It's me!"

Dick Cheney smiles. "Thanks!"

Cheney goes back to the Oval Office and asks to speak with Bush. "Say, I did
some research and I have the answer to that riddle. It's Colin Powell."

Bush gets up, stomps over to Dick Cheney, and angrily yells into his face, "No,
you idiot! It's Tony Blair!"
]

[
News from Iraq.....

After the recent bombing of the golden shrine in Iraq, at
last the Bush administration has evidence of weapons of
mosque destruction in Iraq.
]

Cliff wrote:
[
News from Iraq.....

After the recent bombing of the golden shrine in Iraq, at
last the Bush administration has evidence of weapons of
mosque destruction in Iraq.


And as the US was responsible no doubt they will know what weapons were
used!

k

Cliff wrote:
[
George Bush is visiting the Queen of England. He asks her, "Your Majesty, how
do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give me?"

"Well," says the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround
yourself with intelligent people."

Bush frowns, "But how do I know the people around me are really
intelligent?"

The Queen takes a sip of tea. "Oh, that's easy. You just ask them to
answer an intelligence riddle."

The Queen pushes a button on her intercom. "Please send The Prime
Minister in.

Tony Blair walks into the room. "Your Majesty...."

The Queen smiles. "Answer this, please, Tony. Your mother and father have a
child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?"

Without pausing for a moment, Blair answers, "That would be me!"

"Yes. Very good!" says the Queen.

Back at the White House, Bush calls in his vice president, Dick Cheney. "Dick,
answer this for me Your mother and your father have a child. It's not your
brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?"

"I'm not sure," says the vice president. "Let me get back to you on that one."

Dick Cheney goes to his advisers and asks every one, but none can give him an
answer.

Finally, he ends up in the men's room and recognizes Colin Powell's shoes in the
next stall

Dick shouts, "Colin! Can you answer this for me? Your mother and father have a
child and it's not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"

Colin Powell yells back, "That's easy. It's me!"

Dick Cheney smiles. "Thanks!"

Cheney goes back to the Oval Office and asks to speak with Bush. "Say, I did
some research and I have the answer to that riddle. It's Colin Powell."

Bush gets up, stomps over to Dick Cheney, and angrily yells into his face, "No,
you idiot! It's Tony Blair!"

The Queen runs a government?

On 26 Feb 2006 04:26:49 -0800, the renowned
wrote:


Cliff wrote:
[
George Bush is visiting the Queen of England. He asks her, "Your Majesty, how
do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give me?"

"Well," says the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround
yourself with intelligent people."

Bush frowns, "But how do I know the people around me are really
intelligent?"

The Queen takes a sip of tea. "Oh, that's easy. You just ask them to
answer an intelligence riddle."

The Queen pushes a button on her intercom. "Please send The Prime
Minister in.

Tony Blair walks into the room. "Your Majesty...."

The Queen smiles. "Answer this, please, Tony. Your mother and father have a
child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?"

Without pausing for a moment, Blair answers, "That would be me!"

"Yes. Very good!" says the Queen.

Back at the White House, Bush calls in his vice president, Dick Cheney. "Dick,
answer this for me Your mother and your father have a child. It's not your
brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?"

"I'm not sure," says the vice president. "Let me get back to you on that one."

Dick Cheney goes to his advisers and asks every one, but none can give him an
answer.

Finally, he ends up in the men's room and recognizes Colin Powell's shoes in the
next stall

Dick shouts, "Colin! Can you answer this for me? Your mother and father have a
child and it's not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"

Colin Powell yells back, "That's easy. It's me!"

Dick Cheney smiles. "Thanks!"

Cheney goes back to the Oval Office and asks to speak with Bush. "Say, I did
some research and I have the answer to that riddle. It's Colin Powell."

Bush gets up, stomps over to Dick Cheney, and angrily yells into his face, "No,
you idiot! It's Tony Blair!"

The Queen runs a government?

Despite being a bit effeminate, Bliar could hardly fill the role of
_titular head of state_, wot?


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Spehro Pefhany
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On Sun, 26 Feb 2006 08:30:51 -0500, Spehro Pefhany
wrote:

Despite being a bit effeminate, Bliar could hardly fill the role of
_titular head of state_, wot?

Do you think bush knows yet?
--
Cliff