In article , Sunny says...

From the motorcycle ng, for your enjoyment:

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An 80 year old man went to the doctor for a check-up and the doctor was
amazed at what good shape the guy was in. The doctor asked, "To what do you
attribute your good health?"

The old timer said, "I'm a dirt biker and that's why I'm in such good shape.
I'm up well before daylight on
Sundays and out sliding around corners, "shootin" sand washes and riding up
and down the steepest, gnarliest
hills I can find at the crack of dawn."

The doctor said, "Well, I'm sure that helps, but there's got to be more to
it. How old was your dad when he died?" The old timer said, "Who said my
dad's dead?"

The doctor said, "You mean you're 80 years old and your dad's still alive?
How old is he?"

The old timer said, "He's 99 years old and, in fact, he went riding with me
this Sunday, and that's why he's
still alive... he's a dirt biker."

The doctor said, "Well, that's great, but I'm sure there's more to it. How
about your dad's dad? How old was he when he died?"

The old timer said, "Who said my grandpa's dead?"

The doctor said, "You mean you're 80 years old and your grandfather's still
living! How old is he?"

The old timer said, "He's 117 years old."

The doctor was getting frustrated at this point and said, "I guess he went
dirt bikin' with you this Sunday too?"

The old timer said, "No... Grandpa couldn't go this week because he got
married."

The Doctor said in amazement, "Got married!! Good Lord!!! Why would a
117-year-old guy want to get married?"
The old timer said, "Who said he wanted to?"

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jim rozen wrote:

In article , Sunny says...

From the motorcycle ng, for your enjoyment:

Thanks Jim. That's a good one!

Ted