A man enters a bar and orders a drink. The bar has a robot bartender.
The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks
him, "What's your IQ?"

The man replies "150" and the robot proceeds to make conversation
about global warming factors, quantum physics and spirituality,
biomimicry, environmental interconnectedness, string theory,
nano-technology, and sexual proclivities

The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool."
He decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns
around, and comes back in for another drink. Again, the robot serves
him the perfectlty prepared drink and asks him, "What's your IQ?"

The man responds, "about a 100."

Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about
football, NASCAR, baseball, supermodels, favorite fast foods,
guns, and women's breasts.

Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the
robot one more test. He heads out and returns, the robot serves
him and asks, "What's your IQ?"

The man replies, "Er, 50, I think."

And the robot says... real slowly, "So............... ya gonna
vote for Bush again?"

Cliff wrote:

Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the
robot one more test. He heads out and returns, the robot serves
him and asks, "What's your IQ?"

The man replies, "Er, 50, I think."

And the robot says... real slowly, "So............... ya gonna
vote for Bush again?"


The man replies, "Nope I'm a Democrat"

Quote:
The man replies, "Nope I'm a Democrat"
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Great comeback!

LMAO

MJ