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Metalworking (rec.crafts.metalworking) Discuss various aspects of working with metal, such as machining, welding, metal joining, screwing, casting, hardening/tempering, blacksmithing/forging, spinning and hammer work, sheet metal work. |
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OT - But vaguely funny
This is from "Thog's Masterclass"
(http://www.dcs.gla.ac.uk/Ansible/thog.html), a listing of bad writing from Science Fiction books. `More interesting to Whaleman were the fantastic breastworks, huge swollen globes of shiny flesh upon her chest, crowned with soft pink suckler tips -- no doubt, the Gunner surmised -- the mammary evidence of a runaway GPC maternal code. He realized that he was inspecting her with excessive interest but could not help himself. The mammala were exquisitely formed, curiously hard-soft in appearance, and jutting out from the chest in a manner that aroused Whaleman's engineering curiosity.' -- Don Pendleton, The Guns of Terra 10 (Hey Gunner!) |
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OT - But vaguely funny
On 11 Oct 2005 11:06:16 -0700, wrote:
This is from "Thog's Masterclass" (http://www.dcs.gla.ac.uk/Ansible/thog.html), a listing of bad writing from Science Fiction books. `More interesting to Whaleman were the fantastic breastworks, huge swollen globes of shiny flesh upon her chest, crowned with soft pink suckler tips -- no doubt, the Gunner surmised -- the mammary evidence of a runaway GPC maternal code. He realized that he was inspecting her with excessive interest but could not help himself. The mammala were exquisitely formed, curiously hard-soft in appearance, and jutting out from the chest in a manner that aroused Whaleman's engineering curiosity.' -- Don Pendleton, The Guns of Terra 10 (Hey Gunner!) Shussssh! Dont tell anyone..its our secret. Gunner...err.....Mark "Pax Americana is a philosophy. Hardly an empire. Making sure other people play nice and dont kill each other (and us) off in job lots is hardly empire building, particularly when you give them self determination under "play nice" rules. Think of it as having your older brother knock the **** out of you for torturing the cat." Gunner |
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