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BWAHAHAHA! What a ****ing fruitcaKKKe.

BINGO !!

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Shut the **** up or I'll point the bone and sing you.

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On Sat, 8 Oct 2005 08:53:44 +1000, "GlennW"
wrote:

Taking the Kadaicha' mans name in vain could or will bring dire retribution,
from my experience.... of the tribal police.

It's just another fundie with a doll fetish I suppose.
--
Cliff