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It is absolutely amazing how much a can of spray-on oven cleaner looks like
a can of Lemon-Scented Pledge when you aren't wearing your glasses.

In article , "Bubba" wrote:
It is absolutely amazing how much a can of spray-on oven cleaner looks like
a can of Lemon-Scented Pledge when you aren't wearing your glasses.

So.... did you try to clean your oven with Lemon Pledge, or did you try to
dust your furniture with Easy-Off?

That's a mistake I'll never make. I can't find my way across the room without
my glasses. I take them off to clean them, to shower, to swim, or when I go to
bed. Otherwise, they're on my nose.

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Regards,
Doug Miller (alphageek at milmac dot com)

Nobody ever left footprints in the sands of time by sitting on his butt.
And who wants to leave buttprints in the sands of time?

It is absolutely amazing how much a can of spray-on oven cleaner
looks like a can of Lemon-Scented Pledge when you aren't wearing your
glasses.

Be glad it wasn't spray adhesive!

"Bubba" wrote in message
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It is absolutely amazing how much a can of spray-on oven cleaner looks
like a can of Lemon-Scented Pledge when you aren't wearing your glasses.


NEVER ............... EVER ................. keep KY and Ben-gue in the same
nightstand!

In the dark, they are identical.

Except for the screaming.

Steve

"Bubba" wrote in message
...
It is absolutely amazing how much a can of spray-on oven cleaner looks
like a can of Lemon-Scented Pledge when you aren't wearing your glasses.

That hit home. The box of chicken broth looked a lot like the box of soy
milk in the fridge. Chicken broth on cereal is bad tasting.W W

SteveB wrote:
NEVER ............... EVER ................. keep KY and Ben-gue in
the same nightstand!

In the dark, they are identical.

Except for the screaming.

And even then...

In article sOrVd.1953$8k2.1368@fed1read03, "SteveB" wrote:

"Bubba" wrote in message
...
It is absolutely amazing how much a can of spray-on oven cleaner looks
like a can of Lemon-Scented Pledge when you aren't wearing your glasses.


NEVER ............... EVER ................. keep KY and Ben-gue in the same
nightstand!

In the dark, they are identical.

Except for the screaming.

And the odor. Do you have no sense of smell?

--
Regards,
Doug Miller (alphageek at milmac dot com)

Nobody ever left footprints in the sands of time by sitting on his butt.
And who wants to leave buttprints in the sands of time?

In article , "Warren Weber" hiviewNO wrote:

"Bubba" wrote in message
...
It is absolutely amazing how much a can of spray-on oven cleaner looks
like a can of Lemon-Scented Pledge when you aren't wearing your glasses.

That hit home. The box of chicken broth looked a lot like the box of soy
milk in the fridge. Chicken broth on cereal is bad tasting.

In contrast to soy milk, of course, which tastes bad on everything....

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Regards,
Doug Miller (alphageek at milmac dot com)

Nobody ever left footprints in the sands of time by sitting on his butt.
And who wants to leave buttprints in the sands of time?

"Bubba" wrote in message
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It is absolutely amazing how much a can of spray-on oven cleaner looks
like a can of Lemon-Scented Pledge when you aren't wearing your glasses.


No ****! It also looks just like a can of lemon-scented deodorant.

Are you having lemon scented potroast tonight?

Or did you degrease your furniture?

--

Christopher A. Young
Learn more about Jesus
www.lds.org
www.mormons.com


"Bubba" wrote in message
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It is absolutely amazing how much a can of spray-on oven cleaner looks like
a can of Lemon-Scented Pledge when you aren't wearing your glasses.

You hear about the gal who couldn't tell the difference between vaseline and
putty?

--

Christopher A. Young
Learn more about Jesus
www.lds.org
www.mormons.com


"John Harlow" wrote in message
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It is absolutely amazing how much a can of spray-on oven cleaner
looks like a can of Lemon-Scented Pledge when you aren't wearing your
glasses.

Be glad it wasn't spray adhesive!

and one smells of wintergreen oil?

--

Christopher A. Young
Learn more about Jesus
www.lds.org
www.mormons.com


"SteveB" wrote in message
news:sOrVd.1953$8k2.1368@fed1read03...

"Bubba" wrote in message
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It is absolutely amazing how much a can of spray-on oven cleaner looks
like a can of Lemon-Scented Pledge when you aren't wearing your glasses.


NEVER ............... EVER ................. keep KY and Ben-gue in the same
nightstand!

In the dark, they are identical.

Except for the screaming.

Steve

"Stormin Mormon" wrote in
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You hear about the gal who couldn't tell the difference between
vaseline and putty?


I met a young lady who when given a yellow squeeze bottle and a red squeeze
bottle and told to refill them,asked which one was ketchup and which one
mustard.

Truth!

But,boy,she sure is gorgeous!(blond,too!)

--
Jim Yanik
jyanik
at
kua.net

"SteveB" wrote in
news:sOrVd.1953$8k2.1368@fed1read03:


"Bubba" wrote in message
...
It is absolutely amazing how much a can of spray-on oven cleaner
looks like a can of Lemon-Scented Pledge when you aren't wearing your
glasses.


NEVER ............... EVER ................. keep KY and Ben-gue in
the same nightstand!

In the dark, they are identical.

Except for the screaming.

Steve




When I was a small child,I squirted BenGue onto my tongue.
(tasting things stage)

I *still* remember it.

--
Jim Yanik
jyanik
at
kua.net

Bubba wrote:
It is absolutely amazing how much a can of spray-on oven cleaner looks like
a can of Lemon-Scented Pledge when you aren't wearing your glasses.


At least you didn't mistake it for the aerosol antiperspirant.

Or eye drops versus lens cleaner.

--

Christopher A. Young
Learn more about Jesus
www.lds.org
www.mormons.com


"Robert Barr" wrote in message
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Bubba wrote:
It is absolutely amazing how much a can of spray-on oven cleaner looks
like
a can of Lemon-Scented Pledge when you aren't wearing your glasses.


At least you didn't mistake it for the aerosol antiperspirant.

All her windows fell out?

Stormin Mormon wrote:
You hear about the gal who couldn't tell the difference between vaseline and
putty?


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there.

Actually, word for word, that is the correct punchline.

Your father told you that one, too?

--

Christopher A. Young
Learn more about Jesus
www.lds.org
www.mormons.com


"William Brown" wrote in message
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All her windows fell out?

Stormin Mormon wrote:
You hear about the gal who couldn't tell the difference between vaseline
and
putty?

William Brown wrote:
All her windows fell out?

Why would someone put windows *there*?

Absolutely true story from many years ago: Just out of shower, not wearing
glasses, FDS & can of underarm deodorant. I got that skylight I'd always
wanted.