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Mr Pounder November 16th 04 07:22 PM

Sky TV
 
Arrived home from work & wife in a real bad mood; Sky was not working.
Changed batteries in handset and now all is okay except that you cannot
adjust the volume from the Sky handset ........ works okay on the TV handset
though.
Batteries had been flat for about 19 hours.

I find this very strange ............... ideas anyone?

Regards

Steve



Travis Jordan November 16th 04 07:35 PM

Mr Pounder wrote:
Arrived home from work & wife in a real bad mood; Sky was not working.
Changed batteries in handset and now all is okay except that you
cannot adjust the volume from the Sky handset ........ works okay on
the TV handset though.
Batteries had been flat for about 19 hours.

I find this very strange ............... ideas anyone?


Reprogram the remote for your TV.



Travis Jordan November 16th 04 07:36 PM

Travis Jordan wrote:
Mr Pounder wrote:
Arrived home from work & wife in a real bad mood; Sky was not
working. Changed batteries in handset and now all is okay except
that you cannot adjust the volume from the Sky handset ........
works okay on the TV handset though.
Batteries had been flat for about 19 hours.

I find this very strange ............... ideas anyone?


Reprogram the remote for your TV.


http://www.satcure.co.uk/tech/digicode.htm



Mr Pounder November 16th 04 07:42 PM


"Travis Jordan" wrote in message
. ..
Mr Pounder wrote:
Arrived home from work & wife in a real bad mood; Sky was not working.
Changed batteries in handset and now all is okay except that you
cannot adjust the volume from the Sky handset ........ works okay on
the TV handset though.
Batteries had been flat for about 19 hours.

I find this very strange ............... ideas anyone?


Reprogram the remote for your TV.


How & why?
The TV remote is fine; it is the Sky remote that will not adjust the volume
when using Sky.
Otherwise it works okay.

Cheers

Steve







Travis Jordan November 16th 04 07:56 PM

Mr Pounder wrote:
"Travis Jordan" wrote in message
. ..
Mr Pounder wrote:
Arrived home from work & wife in a real bad mood; Sky was not
working. Changed batteries in handset and now all is okay except
that you cannot adjust the volume from the Sky handset ........
works okay on the TV handset though.
Batteries had been flat for about 19 hours.

I find this very strange ............... ideas anyone?


Reprogram the remote for your TV.


How & why?
The TV remote is fine; it is the Sky remote that will not adjust the
volume when using Sky.
Otherwise it works okay.


I'll bet you had one of those VCR's that were blinking "12:00" all the time.

http://www.satcure.co.uk/tech/digicode.htm



Minnie Bannister November 16th 04 07:58 PM

The remote that comes with a particular device may well be able to
operate other devices too but has to be "told" what that other device
is. Not all TVs use the same code for any specific purpose; not even all
TVs of the same make necessarily use the same code: e.g., the control
for our DirecTV may need any one of 4 different codes for a Panasonic
TV, depending on the model.

The instructions for your Sky TV receiver probably tell you how to
program the remote for a particular TV.

MB


On 11/16/04 02:42 pm Mr Pounder put fingers to keyboard and launched the
following message into cyberspace:

Arrived home from work & wife in a real bad mood; Sky was not working.
Changed batteries in handset and now all is okay except that you
cannot adjust the volume from the Sky handset ........ works okay on
the TV handset though.
Batteries had been flat for about 19 hours.

I find this very strange ............... ideas anyone?


Reprogram the remote for your TV.


How & why?
The TV remote is fine; it is the Sky remote that will not adjust the volume
when using Sky.
Otherwise it works okay.


Mr Pounder November 16th 04 08:09 PM


"Minnie Bannister" wrote in message
...
The remote that comes with a particular device may well be able to
operate other devices too but has to be "told" what that other device
is. Not all TVs use the same code for any specific purpose; not even all
TVs of the same make necessarily use the same code: e.g., the control
for our DirecTV may need any one of 4 different codes for a Panasonic
TV, depending on the model.

The instructions for your Sky TV receiver probably tell you how to
program the remote for a particular TV.

MB


No instructions.


On 11/16/04 02:42 pm Mr Pounder put fingers to keyboard and launched the
following message into cyberspace:

Arrived home from work & wife in a real bad mood; Sky was not working.
Changed batteries in handset and now all is okay except that you
cannot adjust the volume from the Sky handset ........ works okay on
the TV handset though.
Batteries had been flat for about 19 hours.

I find this very strange ............... ideas anyone?


Reprogram the remote for your TV.


How & why?
The TV remote is fine; it is the Sky remote that will not adjust the

volume
when using Sky.
Otherwise it works okay.




Mr Pounder November 16th 04 08:12 PM


wrote in message
...
On Tue, 16 Nov 2004 19:56:39 GMT, "Travis Jordan"
wrote:

Mr Pounder wrote:
"Travis Jordan" wrote in message
. ..
Mr Pounder wrote:
Arrived home from work & wife in a real bad mood; Sky was not
working. Changed batteries in handset and now all is okay except
that you cannot adjust the volume from the Sky handset ........
works okay on the TV handset though.
Batteries had been flat for about 19 hours.

I find this very strange ............... ideas anyone?


Reprogram the remote for your TV.

How & why?
The TV remote is fine; it is the Sky remote that will not adjust the
volume when using Sky.
Otherwise it works okay.


I'll bet you had one of those VCR's that were blinking "12:00" all the

time.


He put electrical tape over it!

BB


Don't you mean insulation tape Dickhead?







Mr Pounder November 16th 04 08:17 PM


"Travis Jordan" wrote in message
. ..
Mr Pounder wrote:
"Travis Jordan" wrote in message
. ..
Mr Pounder wrote:
Arrived home from work & wife in a real bad mood; Sky was not
working. Changed batteries in handset and now all is okay except
that you cannot adjust the volume from the Sky handset ........
works okay on the TV handset though.
Batteries had been flat for about 19 hours.

I find this very strange ............... ideas anyone?


Reprogram the remote for your TV.


How & why?
The TV remote is fine; it is the Sky remote that will not adjust the
volume when using Sky.
Otherwise it works okay.


I'll bet you had one of those VCR's that were blinking "12:00" all the

time.

No, I didn't.
But thanks for the link.

http://www.satcure.co.uk/tech/digicode.htm





Mr Pounder November 16th 04 08:26 PM


wrote in message
...
On Tue, 16 Nov 2004 20:12:05 GMT, "Mr Pounder" Mr
wrote:


wrote in message
.. .
On Tue, 16 Nov 2004 19:56:39 GMT, "Travis Jordan"
wrote:

Mr Pounder wrote:
"Travis Jordan" wrote in message
. ..
Mr Pounder wrote:
Arrived home from work & wife in a real bad mood; Sky was not
working. Changed batteries in handset and now all is okay except
that you cannot adjust the volume from the Sky handset ........
works okay on the TV handset though.
Batteries had been flat for about 19 hours.

I find this very strange ............... ideas anyone?


Reprogram the remote for your TV.

How & why?
The TV remote is fine; it is the Sky remote that will not adjust the
volume when using Sky.
Otherwise it works okay.

I'll bet you had one of those VCR's that were blinking "12:00" all the

time.


He put electrical tape over it!

BB


Don't you mean insulation tape?

Dickhead


Love your new nic!


I am in the UK you stupid sod.
We invented insulation tape & allowed you copycats to use it.

Okay Chuck?





John Harlow November 16th 04 08:27 PM

Arrived home from work & wife in a real bad mood; Sky was not working.

Remove wife, replace with model not subject to getting in a "real bad mood"
from something so trivial.

It must suck to be you.



Mr Pounder November 17th 04 07:43 PM


wrote in message
...
On Tue, 16 Nov 2004 20:26:27 GMT, "Mr Pounder" Mr
wrote:

I'll bet you had one of those VCR's that were blinking "12:00" all

the
time.


He put electrical tape over it!

BB

Don't you mean insulation tape?

Dickhead


Love your new nic!


I am in the UK with all the other stupid sods.
We invented bad teeth and boiled meat.

Okay Chuck?


Denied:
But:

You are in the USA which boasts the best equipped army in the world.
You are in the USA which got it's arse kicked in Vietnam by a bunch of
peasants.
Do you remember the absolute defeat Chuck?
My dog is better trained & more intelligent than GI Grunt.









Mr Pounder November 17th 04 07:45 PM


"John Harlow" wrote in message
...
Arrived home from work & wife in a real bad mood; Sky was not working.


Remove wife, replace with model not subject to getting in a "real bad

mood"
from something so trivial.

It must suck to be you.


Bet you suck better than I do.






John Harlow November 17th 04 08:21 PM

Mr Pounder wrote:
"John Harlow" wrote in message
...
Arrived home from work & wife in a real bad mood; Sky was not
working.


Remove wife, replace with model not subject to getting in a "real
bad mood" from something so trivial.

It must suck to be you.


Bet you suck better than I do.


Actually, it sounds like you are a perfect match. Enjoy.



Mr Pounder November 17th 04 08:25 PM


wrote in message
...
On Wed, 17 Nov 2004 19:43:16 GMT, "Mr Pounder" Mr
wrote:


wrote in message
.. .
On Tue, 16 Nov 2004 20:26:27 GMT, "Mr Pounder" Mr
wrote:

I'll bet you had one of those VCR's that were blinking "12:00"

all
the
time.


He put electrical tape over it!

BB

Don't you mean insulation tape?

Dickhead


Love your new nic!

I am in the UK with all the other stupid sods.
We invented bad teeth and boiled meat.

Okay Chuck?


Denied:
But:

You are in the USA which boasts the best equipped army in the world.
You are in the USA which got it's arse kicked in Vietnam by a bunch of
peasants.
Do you remember the absolute defeat Chuck?
My dog is better trained & more intelligent than GI Grunt.


You are in the U.K. which got it's ass kicked by a bunch of peasants
in the U.S.A. Remember the absolute defeat?


Out numbered & out gunned.
¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬

You had helicopter gunships, total air superiority, Pinksville, agent orange
& napalm.
Your Army had it all & you still lost.
The American soldier is a 1st class masturbator, always has been & always
will be.




And that's no way to speak of your wife!

BB




Mr Pounder November 18th 04 08:06 PM


wrote in message
...
On Wed, 17 Nov 2004 20:25:18 GMT, "Mr Pounder" Mr
wrote:


wrote in message
.. .
On Wed, 17 Nov 2004 19:43:16 GMT, "Mr Pounder" Mr
wrote:


wrote in message
.. .
On Tue, 16 Nov 2004 20:26:27 GMT, "Mr Pounder" Mr
wrote:

I'll bet you had one of those VCR's that were blinking

"12:00"
all
the
time.


He put electrical tape over it!

BB

Don't you mean insulation tape?

Dickhead


Love your new nic!

I am in the UK with all the other stupid sods.
We invented bad teeth and boiled meat.

Okay Chuck?

Denied:
But:

You are in the USA which boasts the best equipped army in the world.
You are in the USA which got it's arse kicked in Vietnam by a bunch of
peasants.
Do you remember the absolute defeat Chuck?
My dog is better trained & more intelligent than GI Grunt.


You are in the U.K. which got it's ass kicked by a bunch of peasants
in the U.S.A. Remember the absolute defeat?


Out numbered & out gunned.
¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬

You had helicopter gunships, total air superiority, Pinksville, agent

orange
& napalm.
Your Army had it all & you still lost.
The American soldier is a 1st class masturbator, always has been & always
will be.


We sure kicked your Limey asses! Looks like your wife has been kicking
your gay ass too, according to your posts.

BB


Awww come along, surely you can do better than this?

Mr Pounder





Mr Pounder November 18th 04 08:08 PM


"John Harlow" wrote in message
...
Mr Pounder wrote:
"John Harlow" wrote in message
...
Arrived home from work & wife in a real bad mood; Sky was not
working.

Remove wife, replace with model not subject to getting in a "real
bad mood" from something so trivial.

It must suck to be you.


Bet you suck better than I do.


Actually, it sounds like you are a perfect match. Enjoy.


¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬

Would you like to watch?

Mr Pounder





Mr Pounder November 19th 04 08:26 PM


"John Harlow" wrote in message
...
Mr Pounder wrote:
"John Harlow" wrote in message
...
Arrived home from work & wife in a real bad mood; Sky was not
working.

Remove wife, replace with model not subject to getting in a "real
bad mood" from something so trivial.

It must suck to be you.


Bet you suck better than I do.


Actually, it sounds like you are a perfect match. Enjoy.


Never sucked but you sound like you know all about it.
Care to enlighten me?

Mr Pounder






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