A Harley Biker is riding by the zoo in Washington, D.C. when he sees a
little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her
by the collar of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter
her, under the eyes of her screaming parents.

The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion
square on the nose with a powerful punch.

Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and
the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly.



A reporter has watched the whole event.

The reporter addressing the Harley rider says, 'Sir, this was the most
gallant and brave thing I've seen a man do in my whole life.'

The Harley rider replies, 'Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was
behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger and acted as I felt
right.'

The reporter says, 'Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a
journalist, you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the
front page... So, what do you do for a living and what political
affiliation do you have?'

The biker replies, €˜I'm a U.S. Marine and a Republican

The journalist leaves.

The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed
brings news of his actions, and reads, on the front page:


€œU.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT

AND STEALS HIS LUNCH€�


(It is humor guys. Really.)

President Trump is walking through National Zoological Park in Washington, D.C. when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the collar of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the
eyes of her screaming parents.

President Trump runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch.Â* Whimpering from the pain, the lion jumps back letting go of the girl and President Trump carries her in his arms to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly.

Jim Acostduh has witnessed the entire event.Â* Within minutes, Chucklehead News Network's top story is:

€œPresident Trump Assaults African Immigrant and Steals His Lunch€�

On Tue, 11 Sep 2018 10:44:43 -0400, Ed Pawlowski wrote:

A Harley Biker is riding by the zoo in Washington, D.C. when he sees a
little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her
by the collar of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter
her, under the eyes of her screaming parents.

The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion
square on the nose with a powerful punch.

Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and
the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly.



A reporter has watched the whole event.

The reporter addressing the Harley rider says, 'Sir, this was the most
gallant and brave thing I've seen a man do in my whole life.'

The Harley rider replies, 'Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was
behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger and acted as I felt
right.'

The reporter says, 'Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a
journalist, you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the
front page... So, what do you do for a living and what political
affiliation do you have?'

The biker replies, ‘I'm a U.S. Marine and a Republican’

The journalist leaves.

The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed
brings news of his actions, and reads, on the front page:


“U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT

AND STEALS HIS LUNCH”


(It is humor guys. Really.)

Humor parrots reality.

On 9/11/2018 11:54 AM, Oren wrote:
On Tue, 11 Sep 2018 10:44:43 -0400, Ed Pawlowski wrote:

A Harley Biker is riding by the zoo in Washington, D.C. when he sees a
little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her
by the collar of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter
her, under the eyes of her screaming parents.

The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion
square on the nose with a powerful punch.

Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and
the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly.



A reporter has watched the whole event.

The reporter addressing the Harley rider says, 'Sir, this was the most
gallant and brave thing I've seen a man do in my whole life.'

The Harley rider replies, 'Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was
behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger and acted as I felt
right.'

The reporter says, 'Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a
journalist, you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the
front page... So, what do you do for a living and what political
affiliation do you have?'

The biker replies, €˜I'm a U.S. Marine and a Republican

The journalist leaves.

The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed
brings news of his actions, and reads, on the front page:


€œU.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT

AND STEALS HIS LUNCH€�


(It is humor guys. Really.)

Humor parrots reality.


It is an old joke and jokes contain some reality.
Fact is that "fake news" is mostly biased news.

On Tue, 11 Sep 2018 13:03:54 -0400, Frank "frank wrote:

The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed
brings news of his actions, and reads, on the front page:


“U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT

AND STEALS HIS LUNCH”


(It is humor guys. Really.)

Humor parrots reality.


It is an old joke and jokes contain some reality.
Fact is that "fake news" is mostly biased news.

Does Yellow Journalism ring a bell?

On 9/11/2018 1:47 PM, Oren wrote:
Yellow Journalism

You often find there is nothing new under the sun.

On 9/11/2018 10:03 AM, Frank wrote:

It is an old joke and jokes contain some reality.
Fact is that "fake news" is mostly biased news.

And most fake news is coming from the righties. The facts make that clear.

On Wed, 12 Sep 2018 08:51:42 -0700, Bob F wrote:

On 9/11/2018 10:03 AM, Frank wrote:

It is an old joke and jokes contain some reality.
Fact is that "fake news" is mostly biased news.

And most fake news is coming from the righties. The facts make that clear.

A credible citation is hereby requested.

You are familiar with tabloid and yellow journalism, right?

On 9/11/2018 10:54 AM, Oren wrote:
On Tue, 11 Sep 2018 10:44:43 -0400, Ed Pawlowski wrote:

€œU.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT

AND STEALS HIS LUNCH€�


(It is humor guys. Really.)

Humor parrots reality.


So, true!

--
Maggie