On 4/12/18 5:11 AM, BurfordTJustice wrote:
Stock up on fire wood....LOL!!


Are we about to head into a grand minimum

http://behindtheblack.com/behind-the...taries/sunspot
-update-for-march-2018-the-sun-crashes/


A young New York woman was so depressed that she
decided to end her life by throwing herself into
the ocean, but just before she could throw herself
from the docks, a handsome young man stopped her.

"You have so much to live for," said the man. "I'm a sailor, and we
are off to Italy tomorrow. I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take
care of you, bring you food every day, and keep you happy."

With nothing to lose, combined with the fact that she had always
wanted to go to Italy , the woman accepted. That night the sailor
brought her aboard and hid her in a small but comfortable compartment
in the hold.

From then on, every night he would bring her three sandwiches, a
bottle of red wine, and make love to her until dawn. Three weeks later
she was discovered by the captain during a routine inspection.

"What are you doing here?" asked the captain.

"I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she replied. "He
brings me food and I get a free trip to Italy ."

"I see," the captain says.

Her conscience got the best of her and she added, "Plus, he's screwing me."

"He certainly is," replied the captain.

"This is the Staten Island Ferry."

On 4/12/2018 3:25 PM, ZZyXX wrote:
On 4/12/18 5:11 AM, BurfordTJustice wrote:
Stock up on fire wood....LOL!!


Are we about to head into a grand minimum

http://behindtheblack.com/behind-the...taries/sunspot

-update-for-march-2018-the-sun-crashes/


A young New York woman was so depressed that she
decided to end her life by throwing herself into
the ocean, but just before she could throw herself
from the docks, a handsome young man stopped her.

"You have so much to live for," said the man. "I'm a sailor, and we
are off to Italy tomorrow. I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take
care of you, bring you food every day, and keep you happy."

With nothing to lose, combined with the fact that she had always
wanted to go to Italy , the woman accepted. That night the sailor
brought her aboard and hid her in a small but comfortable compartment
in the hold.

From then on, every night he would bring her three sandwiches, a
bottle of red wine, and make love to her until dawn. Three weeks later
she was discovered by the captain during a routine inspection.

"What are you doing here?" asked the captain.

"I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she replied. "He
brings me food and I get a free trip to Italy ."

"I see," the captain says.

Her conscience got the best of her and she added, "Plus, he's screwing me."

"He certainly is," replied the captain.

"This is the Staten Island Ferry."

Well, that was right on topic...

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