Life Beyond the Vomiting stage
In 2017 I was a young white male. I had plans for my future, had a
beautiful wife and a good paying job. On New Years Eve, I started drinking heavy. I remember watching the ball drop on tv, and was thinking how painful that must be to have your balls drop in freezing weather. I blew some party horns and that is all I remember, except for the vomiting stage when I saw large brown turds bouncing in the tiolet only inches from my face. That was enough to make me puke. It's now 2018. I just woke up with a horrible hangover. I went to the bathroom to shave, looked in the mirror and I'm shocked. I am now a very old black female unemployed widow, with sagging breasts and gray hair. HOLY ****! Maybe the ball that they dropped was one of my balls. I'm going back to bed till 2019..... C U then..... |
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