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A message from the Queeen to America ;-)
On 2/28/2017 4:09 AM, Bod wrote:
A MESSAGE FROM THE QUEEN To the citizens of the United States of America from Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II. In light of your failure to nominate competent candidates for President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately. --------------- 15. Daily Tea Time begins promptly at 4 p.m. with proper cups, with saucers, and never mugs, with high quality biscuits (cookies) and cakes; plus strawberries (with cream) when in season. God Save the Queen! I protest. I like my afternoon tea about 2:30 EST or 7:30 GMT |
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A message from the Queeen to America ;-)
On Tue, 28 Feb 2017 14:44:39 -0000, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
On 2/28/2017 4:09 AM, Bod wrote: A MESSAGE FROM THE QUEEN To the citizens of the United States of America from Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II. In light of your failure to nominate competent candidates for President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately. --------------- 15. Daily Tea Time begins promptly at 4 p.m. with proper cups, with saucers, and never mugs, with high quality biscuits (cookies) and cakes; plus strawberries (with cream) when in season. God Save the Queen! I protest. I like my afternoon tea about 2:30 EST or 7:30 GMT What an absolutely stupid and dangerous idea. Do you realise how screwed up your stomach must be? -- Peter is listening to "DJ Splash - Bass is kicking" |
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A message from the Queeen to America ;-)
On 02/28/2017 07:48 AM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Tue, 28 Feb 2017 14:44:39 -0000, Ed Pawlowski wrote: On 2/28/2017 4:09 AM, Bod wrote: A MESSAGE FROM THE QUEEN To the citizens of the United States of America from Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II. In light of your failure to nominate competent candidates for President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately. --------------- 15. Daily Tea Time begins promptly at 4 p.m. with proper cups, with saucers, and never mugs, with high quality biscuits (cookies) and cakes; plus strawberries (with cream) when in season. God Save the Queen! I protest. I like my afternoon tea about 2:30 EST or 7:30 GMT What an absolutely stupid and dangerous idea. Do you realise how screwed up your stomach must be? That's what the digestive biscuits are for... Come to think of it, I haven't seen Peek Freans biscuits for a while. Hopefully when Trump renegotiates NAFTA Canadian biscuits will be exempt from the tariff. |
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A message from the Queeen to America ;-)
On Wed, 01 Mar 2017 02:33:30 -0000, rbowman wrote:
On 02/28/2017 07:48 AM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote: On Tue, 28 Feb 2017 14:44:39 -0000, Ed Pawlowski wrote: On 2/28/2017 4:09 AM, Bod wrote: A MESSAGE FROM THE QUEEN To the citizens of the United States of America from Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II. In light of your failure to nominate competent candidates for President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately. --------------- 15. Daily Tea Time begins promptly at 4 p.m. with proper cups, with saucers, and never mugs, with high quality biscuits (cookies) and cakes; plus strawberries (with cream) when in season. God Save the Queen! I protest. I like my afternoon tea about 2:30 EST or 7:30 GMT What an absolutely stupid and dangerous idea. Do you realise how screwed up your stomach must be? That's what the digestive biscuits are for... Come to think of it, I haven't seen Peek Freans biscuits for a while. Hopefully when Trump renegotiates NAFTA Canadian biscuits will be exempt from the tariff. You have digestives all the way over there? -- Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe. |
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A message from the Queeen to America ;-)
On 03/01/2017 07:38 AM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Wed, 01 Mar 2017 02:33:30 -0000, rbowman wrote: On 02/28/2017 07:48 AM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote: On Tue, 28 Feb 2017 14:44:39 -0000, Ed Pawlowski wrote: On 2/28/2017 4:09 AM, Bod wrote: A MESSAGE FROM THE QUEEN To the citizens of the United States of America from Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II. In light of your failure to nominate competent candidates for President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately. --------------- 15. Daily Tea Time begins promptly at 4 p.m. with proper cups, with saucers, and never mugs, with high quality biscuits (cookies) and cakes; plus strawberries (with cream) when in season. God Save the Queen! I protest. I like my afternoon tea about 2:30 EST or 7:30 GMT What an absolutely stupid and dangerous idea. Do you realise how screwed up your stomach must be? That's what the digestive biscuits are for... Come to think of it, I haven't seen Peek Freans biscuits for a while. Hopefully when Trump renegotiates NAFTA Canadian biscuits will be exempt from the tariff. You have digestives all the way over there? Peek Freans opened a plant in Canada that produces the traditional British biscuits: http://www.snackworks.ca/en/products/peekfreans I don't know if it was because I grew up relatively close to the Canadian border, but the brand was common on the supermarket shelves and I liked the digestives. They may still be around but I haven't lingered in the cookie aisle in a long time. I don't think a US firm puts out something they call a digestive. Graham cracker variations are close. Of course the modern graham cracker is a long way from what Sylvester Graham, an early 19th century crank, had in mind: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sylvester_Graham Kellogg was another nutter who probably would not appreciate the current offerings that are 80% sugar. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Harvey_Kellogg |
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A message from the Queeen to America ;-)
On Wed, 01 Mar 2017 15:03:40 -0000, rbowman wrote:
On 03/01/2017 07:38 AM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote: On Wed, 01 Mar 2017 02:33:30 -0000, rbowman wrote: On 02/28/2017 07:48 AM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote: On Tue, 28 Feb 2017 14:44:39 -0000, Ed Pawlowski wrote: On 2/28/2017 4:09 AM, Bod wrote: A MESSAGE FROM THE QUEEN To the citizens of the United States of America from Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II. In light of your failure to nominate competent candidates for President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately. --------------- 15. Daily Tea Time begins promptly at 4 p.m. with proper cups, with saucers, and never mugs, with high quality biscuits (cookies) and cakes; plus strawberries (with cream) when in season. God Save the Queen! I protest. I like my afternoon tea about 2:30 EST or 7:30 GMT What an absolutely stupid and dangerous idea. Do you realise how screwed up your stomach must be? That's what the digestive biscuits are for... Come to think of it, I haven't seen Peek Freans biscuits for a while. Hopefully when Trump renegotiates NAFTA Canadian biscuits will be exempt from the tariff. You have digestives all the way over there? Peek Freans opened a plant in Canada that produces the traditional British biscuits: http://www.snackworks.ca/en/products/peekfreans I don't know if it was because I grew up relatively close to the Canadian border, but the brand was common on the supermarket shelves and I liked the digestives. They may still be around but I haven't lingered in the cookie aisle in a long time. I don't think a US firm puts out something they call a digestive. Graham cracker variations are close. Of course the modern graham cracker is a long way from what Sylvester Graham, an early 19th century crank, had in mind: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sylvester_Graham Kellogg was another nutter who probably would not appreciate the current offerings that are 80% sugar. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Harvey_Kellogg We have a lot of cereals made by Kellogs. They seem to have copyright on things like "Weetabix", which supermarkets call "Wheat bisks" to cheat. -- United Airlines Flight Attendant: "Ladies and Gentlemen, as you are all now painfully aware, our Captain has landed in Seattle. From all of us at United Airlines we'd like to thank you for flying with us today and please be very careful as you open the overhead bins as you may be killed by falling luggage that shifted during our so called "touch down." |
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A message from the Queeen to America ;-)
On 28/02/2017 14:44, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
On 2/28/2017 4:09 AM, Bod wrote: A MESSAGE FROM THE QUEEN To the citizens of the United States of America from Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II. In light of your failure to nominate competent candidates for President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately. --------------- 15. Daily Tea Time begins promptly at 4 p.m. with proper cups, with saucers, and never mugs, with high quality biscuits (cookies) and cakes; plus strawberries (with cream) when in season. God Save the Queen! I protest. I like my afternoon tea about 2:30 EST or 7:30 GMT LOL. |
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A message from the Queeen to America ;-)
On 2017-02-28, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
with high quality biscuits (cookies) and cakes; .....as if the UK has ever made "high quality" biscuits (crackers, whatever....). God Save the Queen! Looks like he's already done that. She'll be a live mummy b4 she croaks (Crocs?)! nb |
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