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Uncle Monster[_2_] February 1st 17 04:51 PM

OT, Goofy Amazon Search Result
 
I was looking for a 9" comb on Amazon and look what turned up in my search.ヽ(€¢€¿€¢)ノ

https://www.amazon.com/India-Oversea.../dp/B000WUK57G

[8~{} Uncle Helmet Monster

Frank[_24_] February 1st 17 05:20 PM

OT, Goofy Amazon Search Result
 
On 2/1/2017 11:51 AM, Uncle Monster wrote:
I was looking for a 9" comb on Amazon and look what turned up in my search.ヽ(€¢€¿€¢)ノ

https://www.amazon.com/India-Oversea.../dp/B000WUK57G

[8~{} Uncle Helmet Monster

Post your picture when you get yours.

Taxed and Spent February 1st 17 06:41 PM

OT, Goofy Amazon Search Result
 
On 2/1/2017 8:51 AM, Uncle Monster wrote:
I was looking for a 9" comb on Amazon and look what turned up in my search.ヽ(€¢€¿€¢)ノ

https://www.amazon.com/India-Oversea.../dp/B000WUK57G

[8~{} Uncle Helmet Monster



How insensitive for you to post that. Surely someone will be offended.

Uncle Monster[_2_] February 1st 17 06:47 PM

OT, Goofy Amazon Search Result
 
On Wednesday, February 1, 2017 at 11:20:34 AM UTC-6, Frank wrote:
On 2/1/2017 11:51 AM, Uncle Monster wrote:
I was looking for a 9" comb on Amazon and look what turned up in my search.ヽ(€¢€¿€¢)ノ

https://www.amazon.com/India-Oversea.../dp/B000WUK57G

[8~{} Uncle Helmet Monster

Post your picture when you get yours.


I don't think there is one big enough to fit my fat head. ヽ(€¢€¿€¢)ノ

[8~{} Uncle Chubby Monster

DerbyDad03 February 1st 17 07:28 PM

OT, Goofy Amazon Search Result
 
On Wednesday, February 1, 2017 at 11:52:08 AM UTC-5, Uncle Monster wrote:
I was looking for a 9" comb on Amazon and look what turned up in my search.ヽ(€¢€¿€¢)ノ

https://www.amazon.com/India-Oversea.../dp/B000WUK57G

[8~{} Uncle Helmet Monster


The result is not all the goofy. The helmet as know as a Morian and sometimes known as a
Comb Morian. The crest, or comc, was designed to strengthen it.

Cousin I-Read-It-On-Wikipedia Monster

Uncle Monster[_2_] February 1st 17 10:36 PM

OT, Goofy Amazon Search Result
 
On Wednesday, February 1, 2017 at 1:28:40 PM UTC-6, DerbyDad03 wrote:
On Wednesday, February 1, 2017 at 11:52:08 AM UTC-5, Uncle Monster wrote:
I was looking for a 9" comb on Amazon and look what turned up in my search. ヽ(€¢€¿€¢)ノ

https://www.amazon.com/India-Oversea.../dp/B000WUK57G

[8~{} Uncle Helmet Monster


The result is not all the goofy. The helmet as know as a Morian and sometimes known as a
Comb Morian. The crest, or comc, was designed to strengthen it.

Cousin I-Read-It-On-Wikipedia Monster



The funny thing about searching on Amazon, the farther down you scroll and switch to the next page, the more bizarre the items become. Sooner or later, the Batman costume shows up. ヽ(ヅ)ノ

[8~{} Uncle Batty Monster

01001100110 February 2nd 17 01:34 AM

OT, Goofy Amazon Search Result
 


Uncle wrote:
I was looking for a 9" comb on Amazon and look what turned up in my search.ヽ(€¢€¿€¢)ノ
https://www.amazon.com/India-Oversea.../dp/B000WUK57G
[8~{} Uncle Helmet Monster



Can you imagine having one certified as a hard had, and using it on a construction site?

We used to take metal hard hats with wide flat brims, and fold them to make it look like cowboy hats. Some we folded the front up, and others we curved the sides. We even put a crease in the top.

James Wilkinson Sword[_4_] February 2nd 17 01:56 AM

OT, Goofy Amazon Search Result
 
On Thu, 02 Feb 2017 01:34:52 -0000, 01001100110 wrote:



Uncle wrote:
I was looking for a 9" comb on Amazon and look what turned up in my search.ヽ(€¢€¿€¢)ノ
https://www.amazon.com/India-Oversea.../dp/B000WUK57G
[8~{} Uncle Helmet Monster



Can you imagine having one certified as a hard had, and using it on a construction site?

We used to take metal hard hats with wide flat brims, and fold them to make it look like cowboy hats. Some we folded the front up, and others we curved the sides. We even put a crease in the top.


Probably work better than the plastic standard **** they provide.

--
Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.

01001100110 February 2nd 17 03:00 AM

OT, Goofy Amazon Search Result
 


James Wilkinson wrote:
On Thu, 02 Feb 2017 01:34:52 -0000, 01001100110 wrote:


Uncle wrote:
I was looking for a 9" comb on Amazon and look what turned up in my search.ヽ(€¢€¿€¢)ノ
https://www.amazon.com/India-Oversea.../dp/B000WUK57G
[8~{} Uncle Helmet Monster



Can you imagine having one certified as a hard had, and using it on a construction site?

We used to take metal hard hats with wide flat brims, and fold them to make it look like cowboy hats. Some we folded the front up, and others we curved the sides. We even put a crease in the top.

Probably work better than the plastic standard **** they provide.
--
Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.


If something fell on my head I'd rather have a plastic one, they don't dent like a metal one does. Some companies won't let you wear a metal hardhat because they bend, and will conduct electricity.



James Wilkinson Sword[_4_] February 2nd 17 02:08 PM

OT, Goofy Amazon Search Result
 
On Thu, 02 Feb 2017 03:00:54 -0000, 01001100110 wrote:



James Wilkinson wrote:
On Thu, 02 Feb 2017 01:34:52 -0000, 01001100110 wrote:


Uncle wrote:
I was looking for a 9" comb on Amazon and look what turned up in my search.ヽ(€¢€¿€¢)ノ
https://www.amazon.com/India-Oversea.../dp/B000WUK57G
[8~{} Uncle Helmet Monster


Can you imagine having one certified as a hard had, and using it on a construction site?

We used to take metal hard hats with wide flat brims, and fold them to make it look like cowboy hats. Some we folded the front up, and others we curved the sides. We even put a crease in the top.

Probably work better than the plastic standard **** they provide.
--
Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.


If something fell on my head I'd rather have a plastic one, they don't dent like a metal one does. Some companies won't let you wear a metal hardhat because they bend, and will conduct electricity.


You should wear what YOU think is right and tell them to **** off.

--
"Americans will always do the right thing when they have exhausted all other alternatives." -- Winston Churchill

DerbyDad03 February 2nd 17 10:16 PM

OT, Goofy Amazon Search Result
 
On Thursday, February 2, 2017 at 9:08:51 AM UTC-5, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Thu, 02 Feb 2017 03:00:54 -0000, 01001100110 wrote:



James Wilkinson wrote:
On Thu, 02 Feb 2017 01:34:52 -0000, 01001100110 wrote:


Uncle wrote:
I was looking for a 9" comb on Amazon and look what turned up in my search.ヽ(€¢€¿€¢)ノ
https://www.amazon.com/India-Oversea.../dp/B000WUK57G
[8~{} Uncle Helmet Monster


Can you imagine having one certified as a hard had, and using it on a construction site?

We used to take metal hard hats with wide flat brims, and fold them to make it look like cowboy hats. Some we folded the front up, and others we curved the sides. We even put a crease in the top.
Probably work better than the plastic standard **** they provide.
--
Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.


If something fell on my head I'd rather have a plastic one, they don't dent like a metal one does. Some companies won't let you wear a metal hardhat because they bend, and will conduct electricity.


You should wear what YOU think is right and tell them to **** off.


I *am* wearing what I think is right, so...

**** Off.

Uncle Monster[_2_] February 2nd 17 10:30 PM

OT, Goofy Amazon Search Result
 
On Thursday, February 2, 2017 at 4:16:10 PM UTC-6, DerbyDad03 wrote:
On Thursday, February 2, 2017 at 9:08:51 AM UTC-5, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Thu, 02 Feb 2017 03:00:54 -0000, 01001100110 wrote:

James Wilkinson wrote:
On Thu, 02 Feb 2017 01:34:52 -0000, 01001100110 wrote:

Uncle wrote:
I was looking for a 9" comb on Amazon and look what turned up in my search. ヽ(€¢€¿€¢)ノ
https://www.amazon.com/India-Oversea.../dp/B000WUK57G
[8~{} Uncle Helmet Monster

Can you imagine having one certified as a hard had, and using it on a construction site?

We used to take metal hard hats with wide flat brims, and fold them to make it look like cowboy hats. Some we folded the front up, and others we curved the sides. We even put a crease in the top.
Probably work better than the plastic standard **** they provide.
--
Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.

If something fell on my head I'd rather have a plastic one, they don't dent like a metal one does. Some companies won't let you wear a metal hardhat because they bend, and will conduct electricity.


You should wear what YOU think is right and tell them to **** off.

I *am* wearing what I think is right, so...

**** Off.


I'm wearing shorts, a T-shirt, a plastic ID bracelet, 2X reading glasses and a long white beard. I'm also barefoot which is scandalous around here. I'm a rebel. ヽ(ヅ)ノ

[8~{} Uncle Rebel Monster

Tony944 February 2nd 17 10:33 PM

OT, Goofy Amazon Search Result
 


"DerbyDad03" wrote in message
...

On Thursday, February 2, 2017 at 9:08:51 AM UTC-5, James Wilkinson Sword
wrote:
On Thu, 02 Feb 2017 03:00:54 -0000, 01001100110
wrote:



James Wilkinson wrote:
On Thu, 02 Feb 2017 01:34:52 -0000, 01001100110
wrote:


Uncle wrote:
I was looking for a 9" comb on Amazon and look what turned up in my
search.ヽ(€¢€¿€¢)ノ
https://www.amazon.com/India-Oversea.../dp/B000WUK57G
[8~{} Uncle Helmet Monster


Can you imagine having one certified as a hard had, and using it on a
construction site?

We used to take metal hard hats with wide flat brims, and fold them
to make it look like cowboy hats. Some we folded the front up, and
others we curved the sides. We even put a crease in the top.
Probably work better than the plastic standard **** they provide.
--
Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject
financially impotent for an indefinite period.


If something fell on my head I'd rather have a plastic one, they don't
dent like a metal one does. Some companies won't let you wear a metal
hardhat because they bend, and will conduct electricity.


You should wear what YOU think is right and tell them to **** off.


I *am* wearing what I think is right, so...

**** Off.

I will agree with you up to the point but in you posting you must put limit
Why?
Well would you like that your Wife, Daughter go to market in the Thong's or
You
yourself do the same go to market or restaurant in sports/football player
Cup!.



Neill Massello February 2nd 17 10:46 PM

OT, Goofy Amazon Search Result
 
Uncle Monster wrote:

The funny thing about searching on Amazon, the farther down you scroll and
switch to the next page, the more bizarre the items become. Sooner or
later, the Batman costume shows up. ?(?)?


Search algorithms just want to have fun.


James Wilkinson Sword[_4_] February 2nd 17 10:52 PM

OT, Goofy Amazon Search Result
 
On Thu, 02 Feb 2017 22:30:27 -0000, Uncle Monster wrote:

On Thursday, February 2, 2017 at 4:16:10 PM UTC-6, DerbyDad03 wrote:
On Thursday, February 2, 2017 at 9:08:51 AM UTC-5, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Thu, 02 Feb 2017 03:00:54 -0000, 01001100110 wrote:

James Wilkinson wrote:
On Thu, 02 Feb 2017 01:34:52 -0000, 01001100110 wrote:

Uncle wrote:
I was looking for a 9" comb on Amazon and look what turned up in my search. ヽ(€¢€¿€¢)ノ
https://www.amazon.com/India-Oversea.../dp/B000WUK57G
[8~{} Uncle Helmet Monster

Can you imagine having one certified as a hard had, and using it on a construction site?

We used to take metal hard hats with wide flat brims, and fold them to make it look like cowboy hats. Some we folded the front up, and others we curved the sides. We even put a crease in the top.
Probably work better than the plastic standard **** they provide..
--
Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.

If something fell on my head I'd rather have a plastic one, they don't dent like a metal one does. Some companies won't let you wear a metal hardhat because they bend, and will conduct electricity.

You should wear what YOU think is right and tell them to **** off.

I *am* wearing what I think is right, so...

**** Off.


I'm wearing shorts, a T-shirt, a plastic ID bracelet, 2X reading glasses and a long white beard. I'm also barefoot which is scandalous around here. I'm a rebel. ヽ(ヅ)ノ

[8~{} Uncle Rebel Monster


I am wearing only one item of clothing.

--
Confucius say: "People who make Confucius joke speak bad English."

James Wilkinson Sword[_4_] February 2nd 17 10:53 PM

OT, Goofy Amazon Search Result
 
On Thu, 02 Feb 2017 22:33:27 -0000, Tony944 wrote:



"DerbyDad03" wrote in message
...

On Thursday, February 2, 2017 at 9:08:51 AM UTC-5, James Wilkinson Sword
wrote:
On Thu, 02 Feb 2017 03:00:54 -0000, 01001100110
wrote:



James Wilkinson wrote:
On Thu, 02 Feb 2017 01:34:52 -0000, 01001100110
wrote:


Uncle wrote:
I was looking for a 9" comb on Amazon and look what turned up in my
search.ヽ(€¢€¿€¢)ノ
https://www.amazon.com/India-Oversea.../dp/B000WUK57G
[8~{} Uncle Helmet Monster


Can you imagine having one certified as a hard had, and using it on a
construction site?

We used to take metal hard hats with wide flat brims, and fold them
to make it look like cowboy hats. Some we folded the front up, and
others we curved the sides. We even put a crease in the top.
Probably work better than the plastic standard **** they provide.
--
Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject
financially impotent for an indefinite period.

If something fell on my head I'd rather have a plastic one, they don't
dent like a metal one does. Some companies won't let you wear a metal
hardhat because they bend, and will conduct electricity.


You should wear what YOU think is right and tell them to **** off.


I *am* wearing what I think is right, so...

**** Off.

I will agree with you up to the point but in you posting you must put limit
Why?
Well would you like that your Wife, Daughter go to market in the Thong's or
You
yourself do the same go to market or restaurant in sports/football player
Cup!.


Unable to interpret the above, please specify language.

--
Confucius say: "People who make Confucius joke speak bad English."

cowabunga dude February 3rd 17 12:16 AM

Birdbrain Macaw (now "James Wilkinson" LOL), the Sociopathic Attention Whore
 


The wrote:
On Thu, 02 Feb 2017 01:56:34 -0000, Birdbrain Macaw (now "James Wilkinson"),
the pathological attention whore of all the uk ngs, blathered again:
Can you imagine having one certified as a hard had, and using it on a
construction site?

We used to take metal hard hats with wide flat brims, and fold them to
make it look like cowboy hats. Some we folded the front up, and others
we curved the sides. We even put a crease in the top.


Probably work better than the plastic standard **** they provide.

Obviously not, or they would be using those instead, ****-for-brains!
--
Birdbrain Macaw's (now "James Wilkinson" LOL) sociopathic "mind" at work:
"Even better, kill people in jail for more than 10 years."
MID:


If it's certified by OSHA and approved by the company it'd be interesting to see people wearing hardhats that look like old Spanish helmets.

Mr Peeler probably never had a real job where he actually had to work for a living.




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