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First. Alert brand . Why is the escape light flashing red,yellow, and green
every few sections.green means ok. I think it should stay one color to
indicate the alarms status. Am I correct. The test feature does work.

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On Sun, 04 Sep 2016 18:14:01 +0000, Mary A Jones m wrote:

First. Alert brand . Why is the escape light flashing red,yellow, and green
every few sections.green means ok. I think it should stay one color to
indicate the alarms status. Am I correct. The test feature does work.

RTFB

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On 2016-09-04, Gordon Shumway wrote:

RTFB

It's "RTFM", you clueless twit!

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On 9/4/16 1:14 PM, Mary A Jones wrote:
First. Alert brand . Why is the escape light flashing red,yellow, and green
every few sections.green means ok. I think it should stay one color to
indicate the alarms status. Am I correct. The test feature does work.

Try he http://www.firstalert.com/component/flexicontent/34/13

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On 4 Sep 2016 18:46:30 GMT, notbob wrote:

On 2016-09-04, Gordon Shumway wrote:

RTFB

It's "RTFM", you clueless twit!

Oh hush. Didn't the OP say "escape light"? Are these stand alone
units; just a battery or a unit inter-connected with other units. No
lights for escape if my unit goes off.

RTDB

The Home Moaner hub (Chris, we need you) has struck again.

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On Sunday, September 4, 2016 at 2:32:38 PM UTC-5, Oren wrote:
On 4 Sep 2016 18:46:30 GMT, notbob wrote:

On 2016-09-04, Gordon Shumway wrote:

RTFB

It's "RTFM", you clueless twit!

Oh hush. Didn't the OP say "escape light"? Are these stand alone
units; just a battery or a unit inter-connected with other units. No
lights for escape if my unit goes off.

RTDB

The Home Moaner hub (Chris, we need you) has struck again.

Hey Orin, I just had an epiphany. We can honor Stormy by writing,"In Chris's name!" When lambasting some boob from Homeowners Hub. I think Chris would get a kick out of the honor. ^_^

[8~{} Uncle Honored Monster

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On 4 Sep 2016 18:46:30 GMT, notbob wrote:

On 2016-09-04, Gordon Shumway wrote:

RTFB

It's "RTFM", you clueless twit!

I beg your forgiveness for such an oversight.

By the way, the coma in your reply should be after the M, not the quotation mark... you clueless twit!

Smoke alarm
 

On 2016-09-04, Gordon Shumway wrote:
On 4 Sep 2016 18:46:30 GMT, notbob wrote:

On 2016-09-04, Gordon Shumway wrote:

RTFB

It's "RTFM", you clueless twit!

I beg your forgiveness for such an oversight.

By the way, the coma in your reply should be after the M, not the quotation mark... you clueless twit!

Why?

Smoke alarm
 

On Sun, 04 Sep 2016 23:27:59 +0100, notbob wrote:

On 2016-09-04, Gordon Shumway wrote:
On 4 Sep 2016 18:46:30 GMT, notbob wrote:

On 2016-09-04, Gordon Shumway wrote:

RTFB

It's "RTFM", you clueless twit!

I beg your forgiveness for such an oversight.

By the way, the coma in your reply should be after the M, not the quotation mark... you clueless twit!

Why?

Pointless tradition.

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On Mon, 05 Sep 2016 01:24:41 +0100, Ron wrote:

On 9/4/2016 2:32 PM, Gordon Shumway wrote:
On Sun, 04 Sep 2016 18:14:01 +0000, Mary A Jones m wrote:

First. Alert brand . Why is the escape light flashing red,yellow, and green
every few sections.green means ok. I think it should stay one color to
indicate the alarms status. Am I correct. The test feature does work.

RTFB


Read The F'ing Bible?

What a stupid thing to do.

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The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one -- George Bernard Shaw

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On Sun, 04 Sep 2016 19:14:01 +0100, Mary A Jones m wrote:

First. Alert brand . Why is the escape light flashing red,yellow, and green
every few sections.green means ok. I think it should stay one color to
indicate the alarms status. Am I correct. The test feature does work.

It's having a secret affair with your neighbour's disco light.

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Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury.

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On 9/4/2016 2:32 PM, Gordon Shumway wrote:
On Sun, 04 Sep 2016 18:14:01 +0000, Mary A Jones m wrote:

First. Alert brand . Why is the escape light flashing red,yellow, and green
every few sections.green means ok. I think it should stay one color to
indicate the alarms status. Am I correct. The test feature does work.

RTFB


Read The F'ing Bible?

Smoke alarm
 

On 9/4/2016 4:11 PM, James Wilkinson wrote:
On Sun, 04 Sep 2016 23:27:59 +0100, notbob wrote:

On 2016-09-04, Gordon Shumway wrote:
On 4 Sep 2016 18:46:30 GMT, notbob wrote:

On 2016-09-04, Gordon Shumway wrote:

RTFB

It's "RTFM", you clueless twit!

I beg your forgiveness for such an oversight.

By the way, the coma in your reply should be after the M, not the
quotation mark... you clueless twit!

Why?

Pointless tradition.


That is different from the tradition in the U.K.

Smoke alarm
 

On 4 Sep 2016 22:27:59 GMT, notbob wrote:

On 2016-09-04, Gordon Shumway wrote:
On 4 Sep 2016 18:46:30 GMT, notbob wrote:

On 2016-09-04, Gordon Shumway wrote:

RTFB

It's "RTFM", you clueless twit!

I beg your forgiveness for such an oversight.

By the way, the coma in your reply should be after the M, not the quotation mark... you clueless twit!

Why?

RTFB!!!

Smoke alarm
 

On Sun, 04 Sep 2016 21:55:49 -0500, Gordon Shumway wrote:

On 4 Sep 2016 22:27:59 GMT, notbob wrote:

On 2016-09-04, Gordon Shumway wrote:
On 4 Sep 2016 18:46:30 GMT, notbob wrote:

On 2016-09-04, Gordon Shumway wrote:

RTFB

It's "RTFM", you clueless twit!

I beg your forgiveness for such an oversight.

By the way, the coma in your reply should be after the M, not the quotation mark... you clueless twit!

Why?

RTFB!!!

Don't tell me you didn't see that coming.

Smoke alarm
 

On 9/4/2016 5:32 PM, Gordon Shumway wrote:
On 4 Sep 2016 18:46:30 GMT, notbob wrote:

On 2016-09-04, Gordon Shumway wrote:

RTFB

It's "RTFM", you clueless twit!

I beg your forgiveness for such an oversight.

By the way, the coma in your reply should be after the M, not the quotation mark... you clueless twit!


Do you know the difference between a coma and a comma, you clueless twit?

coma - a state of deep unconsciousness that lasts for a prolonged or indefinite period, caused especially by severe injury or illness.

comma - a punctuation mark (,) indicating a pause between parts of a sentence. It is also used to separate items in a list and to mark the place of thousands in a large numeral.

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On 09/04/2016 07:24 PM, Ron wrote:

[snip]

RTFB


Read The F'ing Bible?

Makes sense. There's a lot of F in there.

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"What excellent fools religion makes of men." -- Ben Jonson (1572-1637),
English poet and playwright

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On Mon, 05 Sep 2016 01:52:49 +0100, Taxed and Spent wrote:

On 9/4/2016 4:11 PM, James Wilkinson wrote:
On Sun, 04 Sep 2016 23:27:59 +0100, notbob wrote:

On 2016-09-04, Gordon Shumway wrote:
On 4 Sep 2016 18:46:30 GMT, notbob wrote:

On 2016-09-04, Gordon Shumway wrote:

RTFB

It's "RTFM", you clueless twit!

I beg your forgiveness for such an oversight.

By the way, the coma in your reply should be after the M, not the
quotation mark... you clueless twit!

Why?

Pointless tradition.


That is different from the tradition in the U.K.

No, in the UK the comma goes inside the quotes like he said. As in:

"**** me harder," she commanded him.

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An elderly British gentleman of 83 arrived in Paris by plane. At the French
customs desk he took a few minutes to locate his passport in his carry-on
bag. 'You have been to France before, Monsieur?' the customs officer asked
sarcastically.
The elderly gentleman admitted he had been to France previously.
'Then you should know enough to 'ave your passport ready,' the customs
officer said. The elderly gentleman replied, 'The last time I was here, I
didn't have to show it.'
'Impossible! The British always have to show their passports on arrival in
France !'
The Man gave the Frenchman a long hard look. Then he quietly explained;
'Well, when I came ashore on the Beach on D-Day in 1944, I couldn't find any
****ing Frenchmen to show it to...!!