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Default 72-year-old man accidentally shoots himself while at the dentist :-)

He wasn't seriously hurt, but you've gotta laugh at such stupidity.
Now why would you need a gun in a dentists chair!

An elderly man from Ohio accidentally shot himself while reportedly
under the effects of nitrous oxide at the dentist.

James White, 72, thought he heard his mobile phone ring and so went to
pick it up.
But he picked up his gun instead and accidentally fired it, allegedly
without realising.

White was left with a gunshot wound in his hand and a wound to his
stomach where the bullet grazed him.

http://metro.co.uk/2016/09/03/72-yea...ntist-6107405/
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On 9/3/2016 6:21 AM, Bod wrote:
He wasn't seriously hurt, but you've gotta laugh at such stupidity.
Now why would you need a gun in a dentists chair!

An elderly man from Ohio accidentally shot himself while reportedly
under the effects of nitrous oxide at the dentist.

James White, 72, thought he heard his mobile phone ring and so went to
pick it up.
But he picked up his gun instead and accidentally fired it, allegedly
without realising.

White was left with a gunshot wound in his hand and a wound to his
stomach where the bullet grazed him.

http://metro.co.uk/2016/09/03/72-yea...ntist-6107405/


You sure it isn't Uncle Dip**** Monster?
LOL

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On 09/03/2016 09:35 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
On 9/3/2016 6:21 AM, Bod wrote:
He wasn't seriously hurt, but you've gotta laugh at such stupidity.
Now why would you need a gun in a dentists chair!

An elderly man from Ohio accidentally shot himself while reportedly
under the effects of nitrous oxide at the dentist.

James White, 72, thought he heard his mobile phone ring and so went to
pick it up.
But he picked up his gun instead and accidentally fired it, allegedly
without realising.

White was left with a gunshot wound in his hand and a wound to his
stomach where the bullet grazed him.

http://metro.co.uk/2016/09/03/72-yea...ntist-6107405/


You sure it isn't Uncle Dip**** Monster?
LOL

He once said he's from Alabama so would UDM even have teeth?

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Default 72-year-old man accidentally shoots himself while at the dentist :-)

On Saturday, September 3, 2016 at 8:21:48 AM UTC-5, Bod wrote:
He wasn't seriously hurt, but you've gotta laugh at such stupidity.
Now why would you need a gun in a dentists chair!

An elderly man from Ohio accidentally shot himself while reportedly
under the effects of nitrous oxide at the dentist.

James White, 72, thought he heard his mobile phone ring and so went to
pick it up.
But he picked up his gun instead and accidentally fired it, allegedly
without realising.

White was left with a gunshot wound in his hand and a wound to his
stomach where the bullet grazed him.

http://metro.co.uk/2016/09/03/72-yea...ntist-6107405/


"OK, the dental assistant is going to give you anesthesia, do you have any firearms with you? We'll have to put it in a locker or put this trigger lock on it until you have recovered from the anesthesia. This is a new policy we've instituted to prevent a possible accident."

One old fella out of millions makes a stupid mistake with a pistol, is injured and the Liberal/Leftist news media screams bloody murder. A young Negro American woman is pushing a stroller/pram with her infant in it when she becomes a victim of bloody murder and the Liberal/Leftist media yawns,"Oh well, another African American is gunned down in the streets of Chicago. It happens a few times a day, it's not worth howling about. It's too boring." The ironic thing is that a certain Caucasian American man running for political office points out how horrible the murders of so many Negro Americans in the streets of Chicago is, how it must be stopped and the Liberal/Leftist media howls that he's a "Racist". "Liberalism is a mental disorder."to quote Dr. Michael Savage.

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On 9/3/2016 6:57 AM, Colonel Sanders wrote:
On 09/03/2016 09:35 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
On 9/3/2016 6:21 AM, Bod wrote:
He wasn't seriously hurt, but you've gotta laugh at such stupidity.
Now why would you need a gun in a dentists chair!

An elderly man from Ohio accidentally shot himself while reportedly
under the effects of nitrous oxide at the dentist.

James White, 72, thought he heard his mobile phone ring and so went to
pick it up.
But he picked up his gun instead and accidentally fired it, allegedly
without realising.

White was left with a gunshot wound in his hand and a wound to his
stomach where the bullet grazed him.

http://metro.co.uk/2016/09/03/72-yea...ntist-6107405/



You sure it isn't Uncle Dip**** Monster?
LOL

He once said he's from Alabama so would UDM even have teeth?


Certainly he'd have teeth! He keeps 'em in the pickle jar on his
nightstand.
Which makes it convenient for gumming things to death as well.



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On Sat, 03 Sep 2016 14:21:44 +0100, Bod wrote:

He wasn't seriously hurt, but you've gotta laugh at such stupidity.
Now why would you need a gun in a dentists chair!

An elderly man from Ohio accidentally shot himself while reportedly
under the effects of nitrous oxide at the dentist.

James White, 72, thought he heard his mobile phone ring and so went to
pick it up.
But he picked up his gun instead and accidentally fired it, allegedly
without realising.

White was left with a gunshot wound in his hand and a wound to his
stomach where the bullet grazed him.

http://metro.co.uk/2016/09/03/72-yea...ntist-6107405/


It's a pity he wasn't killed.

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On 9/3/2016 9:21 AM, Bod wrote:
He wasn't seriously hurt, but you've gotta laugh at such stupidity.
Now why would you need a gun in a dentists chair!


Some owners don't feel comfortable leaving it in the car, especially if
there isn't a way to lock it. It is recommended to purchase an auto gun
safe for places which simply don't allow them and they have to use the
facility, such as a post office. Otherwise, many owners don't patronize
the business. If they allow it, they will carry.

An elderly man from Ohio accidentally shot himself while reportedly
under the effects of nitrous oxide at the dentist.


In this case, being under anesthetics, he should have known not to carry
and left it in the car or ask the dentist to lock it in his office.


James White, 72, thought he heard his mobile phone ring and so went to
pick it up.
But he picked up his gun instead and accidentally fired it, allegedly
without realising.

White was left with a gunshot wound in his hand and a wound to his
stomach where the bullet grazed him.



Serves him right.


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On 09/03/2016 07:21 AM, Bod wrote:
He wasn't seriously hurt, but you've gotta laugh at such stupidity.
Now why would you need a gun in a dentists chair!


You ever meet my former dentist?
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On Sat, 03 Sep 2016 17:53:13 +0100, rbowman wrote:

On 09/03/2016 07:21 AM, Bod wrote:
He wasn't seriously hurt, but you've gotta laugh at such stupidity.
Now why would you need a gun in a dentists chair!


You ever meet my former dentist?


Just hold his balls and say "careful with my teeth".

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On 03/09/2016 17:53, rbowman wrote:
On 09/03/2016 07:21 AM, Bod wrote:
He wasn't seriously hurt, but you've gotta laugh at such stupidity.
Now why would you need a gun in a dentists chair!


You ever meet my former dentist?

Lol.
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On Sat, 03 Sep 2016 17:06:40 +0100, Meanie wrote:

On 9/3/2016 9:21 AM, Bod wrote:
He wasn't seriously hurt, but you've gotta laugh at such stupidity.
Now why would you need a gun in a dentists chair!


Some owners don't feel comfortable leaving it in the car, especially if
there isn't a way to lock it. It is recommended to purchase an auto gun
safe for places which simply don't allow them and they have to use the
facility, such as a post office. Otherwise, many owners don't patronize
the business. If they allow it, they will carry.


How many people own cars which don't lock?

And just how many thieves are there in your country?

An elderly man from Ohio accidentally shot himself while reportedly
under the effects of nitrous oxide at the dentist.


In this case, being under anesthetics, he should have known not to carry
and left it in the car or ask the dentist to lock it in his office.


Why not simply put the safety on? In fact that should have been on anyway!

James White, 72, thought he heard his mobile phone ring and so went to
pick it up.
But he picked up his gun instead and accidentally fired it, allegedly
without realising.

White was left with a gunshot wound in his hand and a wound to his
stomach where the bullet grazed him.


Serves him right.


He should have been done for negligence. He could have killed the dentist or his assistant.

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On 9/3/2016 6:16 PM, James Wilkinson wrote:
On Sat, 03 Sep 2016 17:06:40 +0100, Meanie wrote:

On 9/3/2016 9:21 AM, Bod wrote:
He wasn't seriously hurt, but you've gotta laugh at such stupidity.
Now why would you need a gun in a dentists chair!


Some owners don't feel comfortable leaving it in the car, especially if
there isn't a way to lock it. It is recommended to purchase an auto gun
safe for places which simply don't allow them and they have to use the
facility, such as a post office. Otherwise, many owners don't patronize
the business. If they allow it, they will carry.


How many people own cars which don't lock?

And just how many thieves are there in your country?

An elderly man from Ohio accidentally shot himself while reportedly
under the effects of nitrous oxide at the dentist.


In this case, being under anesthetics, he should have known not to carry
and left it in the car or ask the dentist to lock it in his office.


Why not simply put the safety on? In fact that should have been on anyway!

James White, 72, thought he heard his mobile phone ring and so went to
pick it up.
But he picked up his gun instead and accidentally fired it, allegedly
without realising.

White was left with a gunshot wound in his hand and a wound to his
stomach where the bullet grazed him.


Serves him right.


He should have been done for negligence. He could have killed the
dentist or his assistant.


I don't speak for those who do so. You'll need to ask them.
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On Sun, 04 Sep 2016 00:54:51 +0100, Meanie wrote:

On 9/3/2016 6:16 PM, James Wilkinson wrote:
On Sat, 03 Sep 2016 17:06:40 +0100, Meanie wrote:

On 9/3/2016 9:21 AM, Bod wrote:
He wasn't seriously hurt, but you've gotta laugh at such stupidity.
Now why would you need a gun in a dentists chair!

Some owners don't feel comfortable leaving it in the car, especially if
there isn't a way to lock it. It is recommended to purchase an auto gun
safe for places which simply don't allow them and they have to use the
facility, such as a post office. Otherwise, many owners don't patronize
the business. If they allow it, they will carry.


How many people own cars which don't lock?

And just how many thieves are there in your country?

An elderly man from Ohio accidentally shot himself while reportedly
under the effects of nitrous oxide at the dentist.

In this case, being under anesthetics, he should have known not to carry
and left it in the car or ask the dentist to lock it in his office.


Why not simply put the safety on? In fact that should have been on anyway!

James White, 72, thought he heard his mobile phone ring and so went to
pick it up.
But he picked up his gun instead and accidentally fired it, allegedly
without realising.

White was left with a gunshot wound in his hand and a wound to his
stomach where the bullet grazed him.

Serves him right.


He should have been done for negligence. He could have killed the
dentist or his assistant.


I don't speak for those who do so. You'll need to ask them.


But do you agree he should get into ****?

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