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On Sun, 17 Jul 2016 21:52:13 +0100, rbowman wrote:

On 07/17/2016 01:23 PM, Oren wrote:
On Sun, 17 Jul 2016 20:06:46 +0100, "James Wilkinson"
wrote:

On Sun, 17 Jul 2016 19:36:33 +0100, Oren wrote:

On Sun, 17 Jul 2016 17:09:55 +0100, "James Wilkinson"
wrote:

Everybody knows you blow up Arabs to protect oil. Or maybe it's to destroy theirs?

Everybody knows you are an Idiot. Who discovered oil in Saudi Arabia?

America now has the largest reserves. You Brits suck at blaming
America,

Go back a while when Churchill BEGGED America to build weapons of war.
Londonistain was burning. Winston loved us in America. Do some
research, idiot.

Yeah yeah America would really spend billions to protect another country just to be nice. no sane government would ever do that. It's common knowledge that everything you did in Iraq was to protect oil.

Liar, liar, pants on fire.

We spent money to build and sell cruise missiles to you dumb asses You
ran out of Libya, bitches. Like the American Revolution when you
tucked tail, turned coat and sailed home for tea and crumpets.

You poor idiots need to figure it out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7rGIJZK6sA

They're slow learners, can't even shoot up wogs anymore.

There are more foreigners in America than the UK.

--
"Oh god," sighed the wife one morning, "I'm convinced my mind is almost completely gone!"
Her husband looked up from the newspaper and commented,
"I'm not surprised: You've been giving me a piece of it every day for twenty years!"

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On 7/17/2016 4:53 PM, rbowman wrote:
On 07/17/2016 01:25 PM, James Wilkinson wrote:
I see no reason to fight anyone who isn't invading the UK.

Where were you when the Moslems conquered London?

They are still invading.

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On 7/17/2016 5:14 PM, James Wilkinson wrote:
On Sun, 17 Jul 2016 21:53:09 +0100, rbowman wrote:

On 07/17/2016 01:25 PM, James Wilkinson wrote:
I see no reason to fight anyone who isn't invading the UK.

Where were you when the Moslems conquered London?

Never happened.

Happening now. Look around.

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"James Wilkinson" wrote in message ...

On Sun, 17 Jul 2016 21:53:09 +0100, rbowman wrote:

On 07/17/2016 01:25 PM, James Wilkinson wrote:
I see no reason to fight anyone who isn't invading the UK.

Where were you when the Moslems conquered London?

Never happened.

--
It turns out a Chinese food deliveryman who was thought to be missing, was
actually stuck in a Manhattan apartment building elevator for 4 days.
The man is ok, but the building's owner is charging him $1,500 rent.

I do not know if you are joking or not but if law have any decency the
building owner should be
panelized minimum of 15,000.00 for shouting power before check is made that
no-one is in
elevator or in shaft of elevator/foyer I have that experience in NYC but
fortunately for me,
I had my tools with me I can tell you that the door was open, next day they
was wondering
who open the door, and I told them strait out I did.
O yes we had few words needless to say, but no-one there to tell me
anything!

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On 7/17/2016 5:14 PM, James Wilkinson wrote:
On Sun, 17 Jul 2016 21:52:13 +0100, rbowman wrote:

On 07/17/2016 01:23 PM, Oren wrote:
On Sun, 17 Jul 2016 20:06:46 +0100, "James Wilkinson"
wrote:

On Sun, 17 Jul 2016 19:36:33 +0100, Oren wrote:

On Sun, 17 Jul 2016 17:09:55 +0100, "James Wilkinson"
wrote:

Everybody knows you blow up Arabs to protect oil. Or maybe it's
to destroy theirs?

Everybody knows you are an Idiot. Who discovered oil in Saudi Arabia?

America now has the largest reserves. You Brits suck at blaming
America,

Go back a while when Churchill BEGGED America to build weapons of war.
Londonistain was burning. Winston loved us in America. Do some
research, idiot.

Yeah yeah America would really spend billions to protect another
country just to be nice. no sane government would ever do that.
It's common knowledge that everything you did in Iraq was to protect
oil.

Liar, liar, pants on fire.

We spent money to build and sell cruise missiles to you dumb asses You
ran out of Libya, bitches. Like the American Revolution when you
tucked tail, turned coat and sailed home for tea and crumpets.

You poor idiots need to figure it out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7rGIJZK6sA

They're slow learners, can't even shoot up wogs anymore.

There are more foreigners in America than the UK.

We have 5X the locals too.

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On Sunday, July 17, 2016 at 11:10:08 AM UTC-5, James Wilkinson wrote:
On Sun, 17 Jul 2016 17:01:36 +0100, Uncle Monster wrote:

On Saturday, July 16, 2016 at 6:38:29 PM UTC-5, James Wilkinson wrote:
On Sat, 16 Jul 2016 21:58:34 +0100, Uncle Monster wrote:

On Saturday, July 16, 2016 at 3:46:40 PM UTC-5, James Wilkinson wrote:
On Sat, 16 Jul 2016 21:40:21 +0100, Uncle Monster wrote:

On Saturday, July 16, 2016 at 10:15:42 AM UTC-5, James Wilkinson wrote:
On Sat, 16 Jul 2016 14:52:19 +0100, Uncle Monster wrote:

On Wednesday, July 13, 2016 at 3:44:37 PM UTC-5, James Wilkinson wrote:
On Tue, 12 Jul 2016 23:57:59 +0100, Uncle Monster wrote:

On Tuesday, July 12, 2016 at 11:17:44 AM UTC-5, James Wilkinson wrote:
On Tue, 12 Jul 2016 17:14:37 +0100, Scott Lurndal wrote:

bob_villain writes:
On Tuesday, July 12, 2016 at 9:39:43 AM UTC-5, James Wilkinson wrote:
On Tue, 12 Jul 2016 15:18:56 +0100, bob_villain wr=
ote:
=20
On Tuesday, July 12, 2016 at 7:42:55 AM UTC-5, James Wilkinson wrote:

http://www.lawnmowerguide.co.uk/Guid...ic_Mowers.aspx
"An electric lawn mower is still suitable for large gardens as range i=
s only limited to the length of extension lead you can get, and there are a=
lso powerful models available."

A lead is for walking the dog...a cord is an electrical extension.
=20
No, a cord is a piece of string, something like you'd pull a blind down w=
ith to keep the sun out of your window. Actually, we mostly just say "an e=
xtension", the context makes it obvious it's for electricity. Dunno why so=
me people say lead - normally the wire is called a wire or a flex.
=20
--=20
Is an infirmary a place for people who can't get it up?

There is reinforcing in an electrical extension...that's why it's called a =
cord. You didn't even mention a lead for a dog...maybe you have no opinion?=
Fat chance of that!

Jeez. Would you guys take your cross-the-pond what do words mean
pointless, useless argument back to the playground?

He started it. And.... he's an American. All Americans are childish.
--

We Americans are so childish that we'll come running when our English cousins need help. In the meantime we'll call you names on the world playground. ^_^

[8~{} Uncle Childish Monster

At no time in the past have we needed your help.
--

You failed your history courses in school I see. ^_^

[8~{} Uncle History Monster

You might have given help but we didn't need it. And you were protecting yourselves and your own interests anyway.
--

OK, the next time there's a worldwide crisis that threatens The UK, we'll tell your leaders that you said they don't need any help from us backward colonists. ^_^

[8~{} Uncle Laughing Monster

If it's a *worldwide* crisis, then you'll act anyway as it affects the USA too.
--
Once we get the Affirmative Action (Positive Discrimination) Moron out of our White House,

Who the **** voted for a foreigner?

we'll rebuild our military and Executive Branch so we can handle any challenge that comes our way. We will also help our neighbors as we always have. ^_^

[8~{} Uncle Smug Monster

You only "help" neighbours if you think your oil supply is at risk.
--
You can't be that ill informed. Do you not read the news? North America is awash with petroleum and full of other sources of energy. o_O

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articl...ertaking-saudi

http://tinyurl.com/z7mfpxs

[8~{} Uncle Smugger Monster

Everybody knows you blow up Arabs to protect oil. Or maybe it's to destroy theirs?
--
I haven't blown any Arabs, I'm a heterosexual. ^_^

[8~{} Uncle Straight Monster

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On 07/17/2016 03:14 PM, James Wilkinson wrote:
On Sun, 17 Jul 2016 21:53:09 +0100, rbowman wrote:

On 07/17/2016 01:25 PM, James Wilkinson wrote:
I see no reason to fight anyone who isn't invading the UK.

Where were you when the Moslems conquered London?

Never happened.

Tell that to the new mayor.

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On Sun, 17 Jul 2016 20:38:04 -0600, rbowman
wrote:

On 07/17/2016 03:14 PM, James Wilkinson wrote:
On Sun, 17 Jul 2016 21:53:09 +0100, rbowman wrote:

On 07/17/2016 01:25 PM, James Wilkinson wrote:
I see no reason to fight anyone who isn't invading the UK.

Where were you when the Moslems conquered London?

Never happened.

Tell that to the new mayor.

_Londonistan: How Britain is Creating a Terror State Within_

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Londonistan:_How_Britain_is_Creating_a_Terror_Stat e_Within

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On Sun, 17 Jul 2016 20:41:21 -0600, rbowman
wrote:

Where were you when the Moslems conquered London?

Never happened.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islam_in_London

12.4%? They'll have no problem outbreeding you.

A report the other day suggested there are 70 _Councils of Sharia_ in
the Yewt Kay.

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On Sun, 17 Jul 2016 20:25:47 +0100, "James Wilkinson"
wrote:

You sell weapons for profit to the highest bidder, then they end up fighting you with your own weapons.

How the **** do you know what I do. Lying Brits say; YOU, You, you!.

I don't sell weapons, so MY weapons are turned on me.

YOU! Are an idiot.