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OT, Textalyzers
I saw it coming a long time ago. Government will use any excuse to suspend The Constitution and Bill of Rights. Of course, if states pass these "Textalyzer" laws, I want to see summery executions on the spot. Hell, go all the way! ^_^
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On Fri, 15 Apr 2016 02:21:31 -0600, "Joe (not really)"
wrote: I've said it before and I'll say it again, "Hang up and drive!" FWIW, your whole perspective changes after some talking/texting/ dui idiot runs you off the road. I heard it's safe to text and drive if you have a plastic Jesus on your dashboard, to protect you! |
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On 04/14/2016 10:54 PM, Uncle Monster wrote:
I saw it coming a long time ago. Government will use any excuse to suspend The Constitution and Bill of Rights. Of course, if states pass these "Textalyzer" laws, I want to see summery executions on the spot. Hell, go all the way! ^_^ http://video.foxnews.com/v/484554321...#sp=show-clips http://tinyurl.com/ho7ao47 [8~{} Uncle Text Monster I've said it before and I'll say it again, "Hang up and drive!" FWIW, your whole perspective changes after some talking/texting/dui idiot runs you off the road. |
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On Friday, April 15, 2016 at 3:50:59 AM UTC-5, wrote:
On Fri, 15 Apr 2016 02:21:31 -0600, "Joe (not really)" wrote: I've said it before and I'll say it again, "Hang up and drive!" FWIW, your whole perspective changes after some talking/texting/ dui idiot runs you off the road. I heard it's safe to text and drive if you have a plastic Jesus on your dashboard, to protect you! No no no, it a St Christopher medal hanging from the mirror. ^_^ [8~{} Uncle Mirror Monster |
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On Friday, April 15, 2016 at 3:21:24 AM UTC-5, Joe (not really) wrote:
On 04/14/2016 10:54 PM, Uncle Monster wrote: I saw it coming a long time ago. Government will use any excuse to suspend The Constitution and Bill of Rights. Of course, if states pass these "Textalyzer" laws, I want to see summery executions on the spot. Hell, go all the way! ^_^ http://video.foxnews.com/v/484554321...#sp=show-clips http://tinyurl.com/ho7ao47 [8~{} Uncle Text Monster I've said it before and I'll say it again, "Hang up and drive!" FWIW, your whole perspective changes after some talking/texting/dui idiot runs you off the road. My way of driving has always been to drive like everyone is out to get me. What I usually see is (text drivers),with their heads down, driving very slowly in traffic. This causes other drivers to get angry and zoom around them because a TD is usually in the left lane. O_o [8~{} Uncle Angry Monster |
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On 4/15/2016 9:23 AM, Uncle Monster wrote:
On Friday, April 15, 2016 at 3:50:59 AM UTC-5, wrote: I heard it's safe to text and drive if you have a plastic Jesus on your dashboard, to protect you! No no no, it a St Christopher medal hanging from the mirror. ^_^ [8~{} Uncle Mirror Monster Even better, if you have a Saint Monster medal in your underwear. -- .. Christopher A. Young learn more about Jesus .. www.lds.org .. .. |
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On Friday, April 15, 2016 at 11:40:52 AM UTC-5, Stormin Mormon wrote:
On 4/15/2016 9:23 AM, Uncle Monster wrote: On Friday, April 15, 2016 at 3:50:59 AM UTC-5, wrote: I heard it's safe to text and drive if you have a plastic Jesus on your dashboard, to protect you! No no no, it a St Christopher medal hanging from the mirror. ^_^ [8~{} Uncle Mirror Monster Even better, if you have a Saint Monster medal in your underwear. -- . Yea, my medal would for make long lasting travel. ^_^ [8~{} Uncle Long Monster |
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